Alex Whittaker @alex_whittaker Twitter profile

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1 year

@TheRockRevival_ Give a good performance, take it on the chin and move on 😂

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8 months

@Revelation2041 I smacked both of my boys and they thank me for it now

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6 years

A very excited Son #1 has just phoned me to say @trippier2 is at @woodheyhigh for a visit after his stunning WC and the kids are going mental!! Absolute class👏⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@SteveInmanUIC It’s the Windows shutdown tune that gets me every time 🤣

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8 months

@jakeshieldsajj I’ve literally burst out crying. This shit has got to stop pronto

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2 years

@MightyMohamed @ESPNUK And you Kloppo have done what exactly? Accounts like yours are the reason why @elonmusk made users like you obsolete.

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7 months

@NoContextBrits For everyone in the comments that forget their club card just get the ‘Stocard ‘app on your phone. Stick all of your store cards on it

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4 months

@UncleBuck617 Oilers won that one.

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@RonEng1ish The world is literally falling to pieces

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@JonathanPieNews Absolutely the best one yet 🤣

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1 year

@cctvidiots It’s his mate. Funny tho 😁

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1 year

@MrPeterAndre @elliecostelloTV @GBNEWS Sold your soul to the devil. Ask Mike if he’s grown any concrete yet.

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7 months

@andrecasteloF1 Did well…looked pissed on the starting grid 😁

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2 years

@FightHaven Took me 10 seconds…

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1 year

@NoContextBrits @piersmorgan Cheaper than kindling…

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@RealEmirHan

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7 months

@wilderpatriot Why use a few words when 200 will do.

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2 months

@SteveInmanUIC “American Express to hell card….” 😂

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7 months

@wilderpatriot I actually feel for this girl. The app should stipulate if there is free parking or not.

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11 months

@StatmanDave Irwin never put a foot wrong. What a player and a man he was x

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1 year

@NoPlugMedia Don’t rob, stay alive?

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5 months

@NoContextBrits There’s a lot to take in there 🤣

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2 years

@JuliaHB1 You’re becoming part of the @piersmorgan & @JeremyClarkson gang Julia. There comes a moment when after a lifetime of spouting, you need to be quiet. Twitter is gonna getcha x 😜

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8 months

@LibertyCappy Being British and having a sense of reality?

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2 years

@SoVeryBritish “Afternoon!!” …if someone is literally a minute late arriving in the morning 🤬

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2 years

@NoContextBrits Someone dropped the breakfast…nicely cleaned up though. Some might think it was served that way.

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3 months

@AvonandsomerRob A reminder that his country is still in conflict. I think it’s right he doesn’t get suited up tbh

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7 months

@guelphgirlchris Sums up America. Fuck me that was horrendous

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8 months

@ThomasMarti19 @Revelation2041 It’s called discipline

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1 year

@NoContextBrits That’s Marge Simpson surely.

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2 months

@RandomTheGuy_ @ykkswb The South African was a cnut for celebrating like that. He wouldn’t have won otherwise

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Alex Whittaker

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2 years

@FT90Extra @ESPNFC That was a goal. I actually sent the beer flying!!

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9 months

@EdmontonOilers @PrideTape Fucking hell

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8 months

@ThomasMarti19 @Revelation2041 It’s got everything to do with discipline. It’s because of people like you that the world has gone soft

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2 months

@Rainmaker1973 Not official Crocs….there’s no sport mode!!

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7 months

@NicholasTyrone He’s so disingenuous it’s untrue

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2 months

@annalisakiwi Fit

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1 year

@JolyonRubs @JustStop_Oil Ridiculous tweet.

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9 months

@TodayF1History The best unveil in the history of television. I miss that guy 🙏

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1 year

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Everest has become a joke.

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@rubythecutie1 I didn’t even know Jets existed until now 🤣

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Alex Whittaker

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1 year

@simonharris_mbd It wasn’t a sexual assault. Get a grip

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1 month

@cricketfacts08 @gunsnrosesgirl3 The recovery was impressive to be fair

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1 year

@JustStop_Oil You really need to consider the safety of your supporters now. Protesting the way you do is going to get someone seriously hurt at some point. You need to find another way

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1 year

@mrjamesob I like what you did there 😂 🎾

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1 year

@jackjonestv I’d retire pal. Honestly

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7 months

@Danny99916532 Seriously this shit needs to stop. The Earth is not flat as demonstrated by Eratosthenes in 240 B.C.

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Alex Whittaker

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2 years

@jamesjpdrake Why is this tweet promoted and in my timeline? It’s a common coin on a grubby background?

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1 year

@ZindoNow @Alphafox78 Grim reaper texting 🤣

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Fancy a brew?

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@SteveInmanUIC “Damaged his Flux Capacitor….” I say this daily 🤣

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1 year

@ScottishPatterr Someone breathalyse that man…

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2 years

@MarinaPurkiss “This pile of shit here…” 🤣

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2 years

@Rainmaker1973 I remember watching this at the time….one lucky chap!!

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Alex Whittaker

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1 year

@NFLRookieWatxh These guys are literally off the chart. The evolution of the game has been phenomenal 🙌

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2 months

@photricity @AlexFinnX @historyinmemes She didn’t. She lapped them all and tucked in at the back.

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1 year

@NoContextBrits Crust. That is the only answer

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8 months

@GinieSigonney I landed there in a rainstorm in 1983 on a Cathy Pacific flight from Vancouver. I thought we were landing in the sea

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8 months

@PapiTrumpo Stormy Daniels more like 🤣

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Alex Whittaker

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2 years

@UtdPlug Casemiro is a diamond. I love that guy 🙌 #MUFC

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Alex Whittaker

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1 year

@chris_kammy That could be considered relatively tidy in some households 🤣

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1 year

@Jaack More than the veneers??

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8 months

@TodayInSportsCo Bo knows

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@SinckTim Their choice.

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1 year

@FightHaven ….aaand I’ll just leave my glasses on while I sort you all out!! 👊

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1 year

@Melissa25553282 @simonharris_mbd Why use 50 words when 3 will do?

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1 year

@HumansNoContext Skillz

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@HagertyUK Ronin

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@aprilurfavgirl Have some respect for yourself

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@nftbadger Doesn’t have a bmx either

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@cctvidiots One shot….it’s all it needs. Racists like him need removing from existence.

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8 months

@truth_checkers I feel sorry for her. Troubled soul

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1 year

@shaunonsite @nflrums There’s absolutely no reason why they shouldn’t.

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Alex Whittaker

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8 months

@CartlandDavid Well done.

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Alex Whittaker

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10 months

@RAF_Luton How many bites will this get??? 🤣🎣

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Alex Whittaker

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8 months

@CartlandDavid I don’t think many will get this David but I do 💉

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1 year

@BFirstParty It’s the “alright Karen” at the end which makes it all a joke.

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1 year

@SarahisCensored Good tweet. Feel for the guy. If a doctor asked that question to my boys they’d most likely get a right hook.

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Alex Whittaker

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7 months

@SpencerPeelUK @NoContextBrits Check for yourself. It’s free. Your details are worth fortunes to them

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Alex Whittaker

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2 months

@AlexFinnX @historyinmemes When your thighs are on fire you’d know. Go to early & you get caught on the final lap so normally it’s cat & mouse like track cycling for the first lap or two.

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Alex Whittaker

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1 year

Happy Sunday bro 💜

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Alex Whittaker

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1 year

@LozzaFox Is it any wonder why you never win anything? 🐔

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Alex Whittaker

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2 years

@ESPNFC He’s a bit greedy. Casemiro will sort him out I’m sure 🤣

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Alex Whittaker

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5 years

@TheMasters Not a golf fan but that was magical 🙌♥️

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Alex Whittaker

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1 year

@JebraFaushay It’s almost like she has a better sense of humour than you?

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Alex Whittaker

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1 year

Public Enemy at the Manchester Apollo (with 3rd Bass) in 1988 was a surreal experience. My first indoor concert at 14…the place was electric 🔊🔊🔊 @PG10121975 @MrChuckD

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Alex Whittaker

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@MarinaPurkiss He’ll flex at a football game or awards dinner and say “yeah I was PM of the UK…” etc. Rank

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