Guys never forget abt the og Xenoblade polycule
(I made this image as a joke a year ago when the Rex image came out, and a mod got so upset he banned me)
I’m sorry but imagine the “long line of seers family” awkwardly at their dinner table during a high entian royal ceremony (alvis just duplicated himself into a nuclear family of 4)
Didn’t alvis canonically change forms multiple times to replace his “long familyline of seers.” It would make sense if he had to duplicate himself to make it more believable, please tell me if this sounds deranged
A 🧵 of nopons i would cook and eat if given the chance.
Starting with Gowago. Why tf did you feel the need to appear in challenge mode of 2? Irritating.
he's a trans man, he's genderfluid, he's babygirl, he's a 97 year old grandfather, he's a single mother, he's a creature of unknown origin, he's a forest spirit, he's a twink, he's an abstract thought, he's an independent woman
I definitely don’t think this was the intention at all when they made xc1, but the two planets in Alvis’s eyes goes crazy if you pretend they’re the two separate worlds.
Guys I payed a merchant bring me to this island bc he said there where beautiful women on it and it’s just an island? How do I get my money back? Did I get scammed?
I’d like to think that somewhere in Xenoblade 3, there’s a kevesi soldier that tricked out the genetic lottery and has big high entian wings and they’re like “damn these are impractical for fighting why do I have these?”