fanfic writers when the characters are in their early thirties:
He was so old now. He couldn’t stand up straight without breaking several vertebrae. He’s asleep each day by 3 pm. He’s overdue for his colorectal screening and has arthritis in each finger.
"my ship kissed" "my ship held hands" okay.
my ship signed a marriage of convenience contract so they can both continue their highly illegal activities and are slowly falling in love with married life and each other
@nickheartstpper
tbh i don’t care how unrealistic it is, i feel uncomfy watching shows of teenagers doing sexual stuff anyway bc they are literally children
reasons I don’t want new merlin content include 1) colin said he wouldn’t reprise the role (unless he changed his mind) and 2) I need it to be explicitly gay like if it’s not I can’t handle that atp
there needs to be a reality tv show where people who have been online friends for a while and never met have to meet and move in together for like a month and see if they hate each other by the end of it
if you SERIOUSLY think adults shouldn’t be in fandoms, i have news: capitalism has rotted your brain!! ask yourself why you think adults are not allowed to experience childish joy and explore their imaginations!
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arthur accepted merlin’s magic incredibly quickly like within a couple days he took a lifetime of prejudice against it and threw it out the window because of how much he loves merlin dni
arthur dying was one thing but merlin being left immortal, waiting forever for him but not knowing how long that would be? absolutely sick. sadistic. vicious, cruel, ruthless thing to write bbc shame on you!!!!!!
gwen and gaius definitely sat at a table quietly discussing how concerned they were for merlin’s mental health when it’s been months and he’s still polishing armor like arthur just took it off