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@al1smurf
alismurf
5 months
LFT gekko main immo 3 peak likes n rt are appreciated, volume warning
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@al1smurf
alismurf
2 months
org owner called us a disappointed and dropped us for losing in gc when we had 2 scrims under our name bc i had problems (moving and hospital stuff) it was a long term agreement btw but we don't talk ab it and y'all didn't hear it from me
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@al1smurf
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4 months
holy shit i’m at rito
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@al1smurf
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2 months
bro someone pick up the gc that awaken had HELP THE WOMENS
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@al1smurf
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23 days
might be the best gekko player global
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@al1smurf
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2 months
and y'all was mad at me for not handling shit privately😭 if i did then nothing will ever change. i purposely deleted my post because of how many dms i was receiving and even if i had it muted i was still getting notifs..
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@al1smurf
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2 months
i hope y'all know that i never backed out on this even after i posted ab it being handled privately, it was all part of it so i could get in a vc w him and possibly get him saying shit such as using @iv9rys to fund the awaken just bc he stood up for their players.
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@al1smurf
alismurf
2 months
cozy.pdf file
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@al1smurf
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2 months
am i the problem be honest
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@al1smurf
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2 months
im tryna edit the vc clip and ITS FUCKING CORRUPTED... i still have some of it that the audio is clear so don't worry but most of my "proof" is screenshots from other people anyway but i thought this was funny
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@al1smurf
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2 months
wop wop wop wop wop dot fuck em up..🔞❌🆘
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@al1smurf
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6 months
clip dump or wvr
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@al1smurf
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1 month
notice how i’m not hanging from the ceiling like a fan? very thoughtful, very mindful, very demure
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@al1smurf
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1 month
ok lets all start 5 stacking, who's making a 5 stack queue discord w me
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@al1smurf
alismurf
1 month
people r so stupid bro, u genuinely can't post something that you find funny without other people thinking it's for impressions, tf imma do with that i literally hate people..
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@al1smurf
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5 months
@siimbyy bro idk i was cooking they had to nerf me
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@al1smurf
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2 months
@yunwuu_ you broke his trust man how dare you, you said you wouldn't expose him
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@al1smurf
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5 months
THE GOAT HERSELF, i told u guys put me on gekko it’s ggs
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@al1smurf
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2 months
i’m accepting valorant gift cards as an apology, please have it in my dms by 7pm est. thank you.
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@al1smurf
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2 months
i acted petty and immature and i'm not sorry about it, but y'all need a reality check that you have something to lose, don't be an asshole.
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@al1smurf
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2 months
DOES ANYONE WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT
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@al1smurf
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2 months
FUCK FORGOT TWITTER BLUE AGAIN, can’t farm impressions😣
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 years
as she should
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@al1smurf
alismurf
19 days
bring back cypher cam with gun so i can put it in the opposite side, i’m sick and tired of holding site on my own while 4 other people can't hold one
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@al1smurf
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4 months
calling all mfs that plays sage on ascent in comp, i hate all of you. i hope you guys get a flat tire
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@al1smurf
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5 months
this shit not for me man, i'll stick to val (volume warning)
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@al1smurf
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5 months
@swiftyyfps i've had enough
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@al1smurf
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3 years
brimstone cutie
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@al1smurf
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2 months
dm me if u wanna play vanilla mc :D
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@al1smurf
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4 years
is it just me that everytime i say ill go grab a drink or something real quick ill wait for like 5sec to hear if theyre gonna talk shit about me before i fully take off my headset
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@al1smurf
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3 years
no shot i’m 20
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@al1smurf
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1 month
i need her nipple hex code for my crosshair maybe i'll hit radiant with it😔
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@al1smurf
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2 months
for the record i can’t add you guys but u all deserve to be in here @thalyaranae @Gunhify @sheween @nymfelie @ogpaparoni @lordvelmaa
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@al1smurf
alismurf
2 months
ty kodfish @Kod_bullet
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@al1smurf
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11 days
is biting cheese sticks not the normal way to eat it?
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 years
shit on
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@al1smurf
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3 months
when i die, please delete the lesbian porn on my history tabs ty
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@al1smurf
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2 months
what's wrong with my gekko?
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@al1smurf
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1 year
quack
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@al1smurf
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2 months
if u think i tweeted that for impressions ur stupid as fuck genuinely seek help meat riders
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@al1smurf
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2 months
pls join
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@al1smurf
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2 months
dm me if u wanna play vanilla mc :D
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@al1smurf
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6 months
PLEASE THIS ELO IS HELL SOMEONE HELP ME I CANT MY TEAMMATES ARE TOO BUSY BITCHING AT EACH OTHER LITERALLY PISTOL ROUND I GET 2 4K TO SAVE 2 ROUNDS AND THEY CANT SAVE ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@al1smurf
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11 months
yea i'm so back
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@al1smurf
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6 months
what's up brothers!🤓☝️can i have a monitor pls @ZOWIEbyBenQ
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@al1smurf
alismurf
23 days
never beating shit gekko allegations
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@al1smurf
alismurf
3 years
dont mind my prof, anywayyy. nades & boom bot > aim
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@al1smurf
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2 months
fuck it who wanna play in gc we ball run it down mid
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@al1smurf
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1 month
like please stfu and soft block me braindead mf
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@al1smurf
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2 months
you guys ever just wake up in the middle of the night n u pinch and roll bc balls itchy
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@al1smurf
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2 months
if any of you guys see me 5 stacking with irons, mind your fucking business
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@al1smurf
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3 years
ur sign to meet ur online friends and go at a fancy pc shop and lose on val <3
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@al1smurf
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6 months
@Luna__Fox luna "she knows" fox surely right
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@al1smurf
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2 months
i don't blame you guys for standing up for what you thought was right and i commend those who are ride or dies, but i hope this situation makes it so none of you jump into conclusions and to REALLY find out what happened BOTH sides.
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@al1smurf
alismurf
1 month
ITS GOING GREAT GUYS!
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alismurf
1 month
ok lets all start 5 stacking, who's making a 5 stack queue discord w me
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5 months
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@al1smurf
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4 years
gawd damn i hate people.
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@al1smurf
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1 month
WERE SO BACK
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@al1smurf
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4 years
first game back and we out here killing it
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@al1smurf
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2 months
bout to start farming lockdown protocol clips ty @JosephPowellOMG
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@al1smurf
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2 months
@n8ckk bro needs business days to photoshop the recipts, a man tryna meet his deadline for once😖
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@al1smurf
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2 months
y'all forgetting we got dropped without him telling us?😭 like what
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@al1smurf
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2 months
should've bought twitter plus bro could've been doing bundle giveaways, mb chat i failed you all
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 years
haven’t seen a single “2021 gonna be my year” y’all hella afraid now are u hahahahahahah
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@al1smurf
alismurf
2 months
i'm 13-20 never beating the allegations
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 years
i don’t wanna end this year on bad terms with anyone, so if we have a beef... die😗✌🏻
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@al1smurf
alismurf
2 months
i understand that we played bad, it was a new team with no prior strat practices and it was meant to be a long term to improve all together.
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@al1smurf
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2 months
@yunwuu_ bro is not beating the allegations
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@al1smurf
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2 months
*called us a disappointment omg i can’t spell
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@al1smurf
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6 months
quack
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@al1smurf
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4 years
i’m not short y’all just tall
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 months
@yunwuu_ Feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvelous. Stupendous. Utterly amazing, l'd say. The scale, the size, the shape all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the peasants' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of feet, it grows on you.
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@al1smurf
alismurf
1 month
i get it yall hate me, is it bc i got 1-13'd be honest
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2 months
you guys have till the 25th to dm me i need 4 gays and gals no men allowed men are not very demure ok ty
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@al1smurf
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4 years
jeez okay, when your teammate hates you so much @Sumdog6 @xJustDope
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@al1smurf
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2 months
y'all goofy ass
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@al1smurf
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2 months
yall mb i’m mid cs round hold
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@al1smurf
alismurf
5 months
@melanji please give @jesseniaa_o a chance to be ur prodigy she wants a coaching session, she looks up to u sm
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@al1smurf
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2 months
also i was on 90-200 ping i literally clear u all smh put me on even ping and let the skill talk
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 years
LIKE A WHOLE BASKET OF CHOCOLATE IM CRYING AHAHEJKDJFJKSJZJD
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 years
they swear they don’t want to lose you, yet act like they don’t want to keep you🙂
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@al1smurf
alismurf
5 months
okay nvm, gekko not it
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@al1smurf
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2 months
you guys have till the 25th to dm me i need 4 gays and gals no men allowed men are not very demure ok ty
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2 months
fuck it who wanna play in gc we ball run it down mid
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@al1smurf
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4 years
im gonna make a montage of dope just straight up being doodoo at video games
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 years
solo queue no problemo literally just better. #egoegoego
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@al1smurf
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5 months
that gekko play was so bad i had to tell them i was high asf and thought i queued unrated😭
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@al1smurf
alismurf
1 month
this why i quit fortnite, too many sweats
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NEW MOVEMENT TECH UNLOCKED (200+ METERS) FULLY PROTECTED VERSION
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@al1smurf
alismurf
4 years
yo, for my apex people out there who hates how loud the mf intro is, i gotchuuu! if you have the game on origin go to ur library, click the settings, game properties, advanced launch options, type -dev on the command line arguments. and if you have it on steam +
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@al1smurf
alismurf
3 years
i forgot i have this clip🤡
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@al1smurf
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5 months
@hearttisa_ shit is funny as fuck😭
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2 months
@yunwuu_ morning pookie
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