caitie @akvampy Twitter profile

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caitie

@akvampy

4 months

I NEED A DISNEY CHURRO IN MY MOUTH IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE

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caitie

@akvampy

6 months

Tap in, we’re going on a date Live on twitch dot tv🖤

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caitie

@akvampy

9 months

so cat girl arc or ?

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caitie

@akvampy

6 months

Goodnight ☺️

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caitie

@akvampy

6 months

I had the best date night with you guysss ilyyyy 🖤

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

Food disappointment is the worst type of disappointment. That shit hurts my heart.

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caitie

@akvampy

7 months

Elsa and I got a new mirror 😎

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

All Americans should be mourning today because it wasn't "50 lgtb" who were murdered it was 50 Americans.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Soldotna: raising professional home wreckers since '67.

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caitie

@akvampy

9 years

All I want is an adult prom. Basically just a huge party where everyone is dressed dapper af and drinks and wins prizes which are drugs.

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caitie

@akvampy

10 months

This year I got divorced, moved 4k miles alone with two kids and a cat, and made a new life for us from scratch. I’m slowly, but surely, thriving. 🖤 looking forward to 2024

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caitie

@akvampy

7 months

If you have been a part of my stream in any capacity the last couple of months- I really fkn love and appreciate you! 🖤

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

😇

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

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caitie

@akvampy

4 months

Thinking about *you*

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

I get to marry my best friend today, so that's neat.

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caitie

@akvampy

3 years

Hi. I went to Hawaii.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

I'm sick of seeing subtweets. Go fight at the caribou or something I hear that's what you guys do here.

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caitie

@akvampy

3 years

Nashville.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

My husband went on a boys weekend... and still walked through the door today with a diamond necklace for me. 😇👑 #spoiled

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caitie

@akvampy

7 months

Shower beer ❌ Shower Dr Pepper ✔️

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

It's never too late to apologize to someone if it's real and comes from the heart. You never know what it really might mean to someone.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

My daughter is wearing one of my thongs around her neck because she thinks it's a necklace. Help. #momprobs

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caitie

@akvampy

3 years

POV: you’re finally leaving Alaska to meet @getvindictive and @thekatebaby IRL

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

If you ever have to ask yourself "do I deserve better than this?" then you deserve better, babe.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

😂

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caitie

@akvampy

9 years

Two sides to every story? In this town, more like 42 sides to every story.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

I don't care who you are, if Party in the USA doesn't make you feel some sort of way.. You don't have a soul.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Mom: teaches miniature human manners, animal sounds, please and thank you, how to blow kisses, etc Dad: teaches her how to say butt

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

In case you need a reminder today, you are beautiful and you are worth a lot.

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

Everyone I try to avoid on a daily basis is at Fred Meyer right now. Whyyyy

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caitie

@akvampy

9 years

young girls in this town so salty go learn how to masturbate this wknd I promise y'all bitches gonna show up to school Monday being nice af

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

Appropriate maternity attire

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

If you play IDFWU by Big Sean at exactly 11:59:32pm on Dec 31st, the first “I don’t f*ck with you” will play at exactly midnight. Start off your new year right.

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

One time I was 21 and needed some D, so I hit up oomf who slid in my dm’s.. and here we are 4 yrs and 2 daughters later 🤷🏼‍♀️

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

If you don't know someone well enough to call and ask if they are okay, then you don't know them well enough to be talking about their life

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

I think my favorite part of the wedding was how many guys cried. I expected the ladies to cry but.. I'm glad we hit the feels in everyone.

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

She’s here

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

I was feeling super down today and Matt came home with diamonds for me and I guess you could say I definitely married the right person 💍💎

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Hi. Maybe I'm just old but.. what's the point of a finsta if people who follow it can just take a screenshot and show other people anyway?

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

Wandering around Costco. Eating a churro. Living my best life.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Happy two year anniversary of you sliding into my DMs 😉😘 @mmendenhall9

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Stand behind our soldiers or gtfo bitches #Merica

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caitie

@akvampy

3 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! @thekatebaby wishing you all the happiness and mic ultra in the year to come 💕🍻

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caitie

@akvampy

4 years

@getvindictive ✅

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

If I haven’t seen you in three years, you can bet your tits I ain’t trying to chat in the cheese aisle gtfo I’m v pregnant and v hungry bye

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Being blocked on social media always gives me a good chuckle

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caitie

@akvampy

3 years

Headed home with some extra freckles and a whole lot of new Grogu merch, but also a much better headspace. Thankful for this week away from reality 🙏🏻

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

Me: *eating a bagel w/ extra cream cheese + Red Bull spesh* It'd be, like, real cool to have a six pack.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Brynn and I are having a Harry Potter marathon. She's my bff.

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caitie

@akvampy

9 years

104 days until I get to have the same last name as my best friend and baby girl. Woah. It's finna be lit, fam. 😍

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caitie

@akvampy

9 years

Literally thought that was the end of the world. I'm not ready to go, man.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Everyone keeps tryna come over and party and I'm like guys stahp I'm TRYNA GET SOME DICK over here byeeee

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

I’ve been eating Doritos my whole life and I don’t even know if I like them- it’s just something to do.

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caitie

@akvampy

6 months

A year ago I couldn’t imagine myself ever smiling again, ever feeling happiness, ever genuinely laughing. Every morning I woke up and had to suffer through days where I felt like I couldn’t breathe- being alive felt like a punishment. It does get better. Don’t give up.

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

When your kid has a nicer ride than most people you know @mmendenhall1993

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

My love and I both had rough days. So we pour some drinks, eat too many tacos, and dance and sing along to our favorite songs from 2008. It’s just a bad day, not a bad life. 🖤

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

I'm legit late to every big event so I think now that being late to my wedding is crossed off we can be certain I'll be late to my funeral

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

MATT JUST TOLD ME WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD IM CRYING. ITS MY FAVORITE PLACE ON EARTH AND HES NEVER BEEN. My fam used to go every year. 😭😍😇

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caitie

@akvampy

9 years

Having screenshots that could ruin lives 😊😊😊😊😊

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

@ariannahiler @Callymayy8

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caitie

@akvampy

2 years

Today I’m 30. Which apparently means I was a baby so long ago that my dad posted a baby picture of my little sister thinking it was me because I was a baby so long ago he forgot what I looked like😂

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caitie

@akvampy

4 years

Hi. It’s my birthday.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Being married is the best cuz I lol @ other ppls relationship drama (sometimes I feel bad 😏) but I go to sleep every night w my ❤️ full af

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

Normal people: Wow, I’m so stressed, I should brainstorm some solutions to my problems. Me: Wow, I’m so stressed. Welp. Guess I should eat 10,000 more calories than necessary.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Never read the suggested serving size on anything. It will only hurt your feelings.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

"I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some shady shit for a cup of coffee."

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caitie

@akvampy

3 years

Free chins if you mention this tweet in chat😈

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caitie

@akvampy

4 months

Floof

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Literally had the best night with the best bridesmaids who went out of their way to make sure my bachelorette weekend was perfect. 😇

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

You know what. I think ya’ll deserve to lose your internet privileges. Hoes can’t even spell neutrality. Fkn google is still free.

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

In '07 did I ever think that 10 yrs later I would still be listening to Fergalicious? Hell no. But am I? Yas. w/ a beer in hand. Gardening.

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

Friday the 13th. Time to have a baby.

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

When guys say "Saturday is for the boys" I'm like actually all of your days are for the boys because females want nothing to do with you😊😊

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

Do you ever smell something and suddenly a wave of memories and emotions hit you? Because same.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

The time I spend doing my eyebrows is longer than the time it takes for most guys to finish.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

What in the actual..? If someone did this to my child I would Ruin. Them.

Sky LigHtning

@franceleeman

8 years

All of Palmer just took the biggest L known to mankind

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caitie

@akvampy

2 months

Good morning

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

It blessed my heart that my daughter got to meet my last living grandparent today. Pops loved her and she loved him right back 😍

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Vows ✅ Bring your tissues, bitches.

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

#anothaone 🗝

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

My new fave thing to do is type the word of the emoji that I want to use instead of scrolling to find the emoji because I'm a lazy twat.

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

So nice to see so many boss bitches succeeding in a small town. There's enough room for everyone to be successful and support each other 💕

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

Yes.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

My husband has been hacked guys don't worry 😅

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caitie

@akvampy

9 years

Showing cleavage doesn't fix your face.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

@itscaitiem also I'm sick of seeing ignoramus posts from 16 girls who've spent more time sucking dik than reading history books. Bye 👋

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Today is our cute little family's Christmas. Matt has spoiled me beyond belief.. but the best gift of them all is my family ❤

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caitie

@akvampy

9 years

🤗

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

When people you don't like are coming to your wedding 🙃 go away leave me alone yay awesome wonderful perfect exciting groovy

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caitie

@akvampy

6 years

And just like that my heart made room for one more.

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

I can't wait til Brynn is old enough for Matt and I to troll her on social media 😇

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

Letting Brynn stay up late to hang out with me because no matter how many ppl say "ur kid's not ur bff" she is actually definitely mine. 💁🏼

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caitie

@akvampy

4 years

@getvindictive

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caitie

@akvampy

7 years

My dreams are turning into reality and my heart is so full. 🙏🏻 prayers out to everyone tonight- may you turn brokenness into greatness.

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caitie

@akvampy

4 months

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON HOUSE OF THE DRAGON HOUSE OF THE DRAGON HOUSE OF THE DRAGON HOUSE OF THE DRAGON

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caitie

@akvampy

8 years

Last Halloween every girl was a deer. This Halloween they all finna be Harley Quinn 🙄

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