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kastellan

@akstellna

5 years

imagine being a north korean soldier in WW3 and you get one tapped by jungkook

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Culture Minister says BTS will not be exempt from military service

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on god the english dub of one piece is so bad 🤦‍♂️

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"Speed Players" in 2022: Nooooo I should have doubletapped that 280bpm burst :((( Kynan in 2014:

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how did he manage to take a sip at the exact right time

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4 years

what if it was all just a dream?

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5 years

We've come a long way since 2015.

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speedplayers: its all about the technique their techniqe:

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osu!Trivia: WhiteCat farted and grunted right before FCing Sunglow.

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5 years

osu players will literally do anything to get better at osu besides actually playing the game

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4 years

This is the true osu! iceberg meme

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2 years

190bpm with DT, that's 285… nice. 210 with DT, that would be 315… nice. 175 with DT, that's 263… i’ll take it.

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@mahloola "Name 2 players better than Azer" Imaginge Dragons:

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4 years

Singletappers: x x x x xzx x x Alternators: x z x z xzx z x Pickle RyuK:

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@rekyuvenated

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2 years

Not to be a sore loser or anything, but I just played OWC while in space. GG to all

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4 years

when you're a hitcircle with hidden on and you're about to be hit

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5 years

what if you were playing lonely go and then it did this

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4 years

Xeltol really said ACAB 😭 this is why we stan ✨❤️

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5 years

Whether you usually agree with him or not, idke was 100% accurate here.

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3 years

Osu reading tip: The notes are all right there. Look at the screen. This is one of the only games that LITERALLY tells you how to play it. How the fuck are you misreading

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2 years

me when my kindergarten teacher tells me how many sides an octagon has

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1 year

Ref: Score is 0-1. Maliszewski, your pick. Maliszewski:

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genshin impact players are like yoooo i just unboxed Xi Jinping

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Me when my friend give's me donuts

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i have received death threats for making this video

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4 years

Just finished my GD for Goodbye Moonmen <3

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I took a lethal dose of benadryl and mapped Black Rover

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2 years

HOLY MOHTHER FUCK SHIT I ALMOST FC THIS PATTERNED DO DT

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4 years

this has to be the absolute most unintentionally hilarious sequence of video ever produced to me

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4 years

*hands u a beer* This is for you...

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4 years

Objective tier list

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4 years

Found this street art in Gary, Indiana

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4 years

During the Apollo 11 mission, President Nixon had a backup speech prepared to give in case the unthinkable happened and something went wrong during the the moon mission resulting in the death of the crew. Reading it is just heartbreaking 😢

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2 years

sawada not making 3WC but making OWC is like the american version of aetrna getting voted #1 global but #2 canada 2021

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4 years

Guess Who is Back to remind you this November 3rd to Lonely Go to the polls. Make sure you Chikatto-Chika-Check if you are registered to vote. Not voting is Tatoe-tally lame. If we lose this election, it's over, Black Rover.

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i get that he fced but was a national alert necessary

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2 years

Everyone says 1300pp is impossible until AetrnasHyper hops on SalmonMcOsu

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4 years

WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE MOON? ✨ a thread, because everyone is confused.

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5 years

me and the boys playing tag4

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3 years

-GN made more than the minimum wage in america for 91 hours by playing the unforgiving FL

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2 years

it sucks how im the only osu player without genetics and i have to actually work hard to get scores i want instead of having them handed to me like everyone else

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4 years

been playing for 7 years and I still cant stream 200bpm man fuck this i think it's time to give up. nobody will tell me what i'm doing wrong

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3 years

brain permanently cursed to imagine the chad vs crying wojak meme template every time i see this prompt

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3 years

People will claim genetics isnt a factor when this exists

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3 years

WhiteCat: Osu made me a god KoiFishu: Osu made me popular Cookiezi: A live grenade turned me into a crater

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4 years

How the fuck did I hit this

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5 years

osugame is really a neural net

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4 years

*UK beats Germany in OWC 2020* WhiteCat: WTF? But I'm the best player... Bubbleman: *starts flossing* We love osu! We love osu!

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4 years

In order to prove that a background is sexual in nature, osu staff should be forced to cum tribute the image before they veto/remove it.

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2 years

How hvick smokes a cigar

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2 years

I bet there's a group of top players out there who all agreed to submit fake "chokes" on yomi yori to generate hype and increase the bounty, and then once it reaches high enough, one of them will FC and then split the money between themselves.

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5 years

What if osu support emailed you saying you were going to be wiped and then peppy arrived at your house and wiped your ass

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4 years

"GfMRT, it's just five letters. huh? No I dont think it stands for anything. But yeah he gets all these crazy scores on songs nobody knows about and he- oh, no hes not rank 1 global, but like I said global rank doesn't really matter. Anyways the notes here are disappearing beca-"

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3 years

What if when you use your status as a top osu player to manipulate and abuse a minor you get banned. just a thought

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2 years

cookiezi if he didnt suck

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@vinxis1

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2 years

missing on the intro like 100 times in a row

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4 years

Starting my osu youtuber career! This took a TON of research and effort please check it out!

『osu!』The History of rrtyui

This took an unprecedented amount of research (I scrolled reddit search results for 5 minutes total)parody

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(first day of school) Normal Kids: Yooo did you see that new WhiteCat play? Maaaan mrekk got a 10 star FC. Merami hits a thing ahaha! Me: *sigh* I hate this place. I'mma just watch my Woey #1 scores

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biden reached 270. crazy how he can stream that fast

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cookiezi was ahead of his time for wearing a mask at all the osu events 😭

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3 years

when you ring up a customer at the grocery store

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4 years

peppy looked at this image and said Yes ❤

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2011 mappers mapped for Approval. but 2021 mappers map for approval. this is deep. feel free to share

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6 years

when you remake some random nintendo DS game for the PC and a decade later it leads to you being a VIP at some convention thing full of gay people

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5 years

osu players will literally be on their deathbed in 60 years feeling all their organs fail one by one and be like damn... peppy put hp drain in real life lol

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1 year

if i see anyone with one of these at a meetup im putting it in my mouth and swallowing it whole

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1 year

osu! it is 🥹 introducing: Wooting UwU, a 3-key keypad made for osu! Low latency, adjustable actuation point, rapid trigger, completely remappable, function layers, and everything else you can do/have on a Wooting keyboard. Get notified for the launch:

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Karthy: I am in the middle of carrying an osu! tournament match about to close it out, and my bra-less mum brings me beans (not asked for) with crisps as I get a full combo on NM1. So how is your day going?

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4 years

Why is the only legit Canadian the guy that deathstreams 330 bpm

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2 years

imagine being Franz Ferdinand in 1914 and you get shot to death by some serbian and 100 years later someone makes a song about it and then someone makes an osu! map of that song and it becomes Gurbzy's top play

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