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Programmer | President and CEO of the Devoted Druid Support Group | #1 Bean To Light Scapeshift player in the Mundelein, IL area | He | All opinions are my own

Boulder, CO
Joined November 2014
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@akmindt
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10 months
Chemo Update - Day 3: I get the greatest @MTGOsalt maybe of all time
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Do not see this movie. It is not worth it even if you love bad movies. My life is worse for seeing it and I am not exaggerating
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You know I got that thang on me
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This is the greatest magic product of all time
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This is the GOAT Magic set
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8 months
9 years ago I saw someone have the idea of a commander deck that starts with commons and you upgrade over time. I took that idea to the next level and made a deck with Zurgo Bellstriker that lives in a bag with the ultimate goal of him "evolving" into Zurgo Helmsmasher
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18 days
which one are you?
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9 days
I’m so excited to finally be taking competitive magic seriously with the mail today!
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Nile (like the river)
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@akmindt We'll get u there lil buddy :)
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2 months
Come Yawgmoth, join us
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2 months
I think it is extremely funny that the “Shitty Abzan Creature Combo” label may soon include Yawgmoth
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11 months
WHAT??????????!?!?!?!?!
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Cedric A Phillips
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The solution to The One Ring in Modern is not to ban it. It's to restrict it. Here's why: 🔵It's quite literally in the name and therefore would be on flavor if one cares about such things 🔵It will lead to more dynamic gameplay. Games that revolve around beating one copy of The
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1 year
Sir, a second two generic mana vehicle that draws cards has been banned from standard
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1 year
Thinking about being a little silly at local modern
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5 months
My friends stopped by to give me a prerelease kit since I am recovering from cancer surgery and it didn’t come with a prerelease promo. Prerelease experience ruined. Life is over. Surgery was NOT worth it :(
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7 months
It’s finally time. A bunch of my friends and I made a horrible list of direct to modern reprints in mh3 and made bingo boards out of them. It’s going to be almost impossible for anyone to hit but my board extra sucks!
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This really fucking sucks
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3 months
we are gaming
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4 months
When MH3 is out can someone host a Modern Horizons Block Constructed Tournament?
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1 year
@haha_Toast Sometimes you think of one that just hits
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1 year
Imagine catching a game loss because you had a proxy Volcanic Island in your commander deck in your bag
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@Mrtoolshed_ I don’t want to sound dramatic but I think I am mourning my lost 100 minutes more than my 4-6 months lost during treatment
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9 months
Karn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. they'll kill you (at 8am Pacific Time tomorrow)
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Introducing , a website that will let you vent out your frustrations at the card game you just lost. You can also totally use this extremely real Hyper Geometric Calculator to figure out EXACTLY how unlucky you were (and remember, you were JUST unlucky)
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Aaron Mindt - farfetchr.io
2 months
What are your favorite annoying excuses card game players say when they lose games? I’m working on a fun project
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After literal years of winging it and forgetting numbers my buddy wrote down some rules and I wanted to share them out there so maybe someone else can have as much fun as we do with this goofy ass concept
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8 months
“At the PT you play Draft and Constructed. That’ll be $300”
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11 months
Is this worth bringing in against Scam? Hits Push, Seize, Ragavan, Undying effect……
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1 year
Got killed on turn 1 in Modern by Scam. Done with Modern again. I think this time is the "done for good" moment. I frequently come back to the format, hoping it has improved, then find that my decisions just don't matter for power-level discrepancy reasons #mtgmodern
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1 year
👍
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Hear me out
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6 months
This is legit me when I ask “is high roll good with you?”
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1 year
To clarify, I’m talking about how at Pokemon Worlds there are reportedly competitors being DQd for having genned Pokemon in their Boxes and not even on their team. It’s wild tbh
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@akmindt
Aaron Mindt - farfetchr.io
5 months
I just got a call from one of my doctors this morning. After two surgeries and twenty one days of Chemotherapy the Cancer and its friends have been eliminated. Nothing can attack my body so viciously and expect not to pay the full price. Pic unrelated
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10 months
@xJCloud @MTGOsalt I was cackling in the chemo chair and the nurse had to come make sure i was ok 💀
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2 months
@haha_Toast Idk i think if you just restrict collusion instead it will lead to more interesting tournament reports
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9 months
Why banning Fury is a good idea: 1. Fuck that card 2. Free spells are lame 3. Fuck that card
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8 months
At the start of the game I would choose an opponent at random and try to kill them with commander damage, it was a blast. Every tally mark is a kill with upgrade milestones every some number of kills. Eventually he would even earn himself some sleeves!
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6 months
Anyways I went 4-0 at local modern with 6 Color Eldrazi lol lmao. This deck sucks don’t play it
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6 months
I AM GAMING
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4 months
:)
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28 days
@NileJoanRivers When you say Bloomburrow is for the girls and the gays, can you include me in that as well? The girls the gays and Aaron if it's not too much trouble thanks guys
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@akmindt
Aaron Mindt - farfetchr.io
2 years
Every single one of my 4C opponents today looked like they were having approximately 0 fun
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8 months
Playing with this deck is some of the most fun I have playing Magic currently. It invokes the feeling of jamming Craw Wurms on the blacktop at recess. Just pure childlike fun. My friends are even getting in on the action with Yargle, Blue Gandalf and others!
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2 years
i have found the funniest rc badge
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1 year
I 4-0d local modern with the worst and most poorly built deck in the format.
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I lost it when I moved after college but last year I was doing some organizing and I found the deck still in original sandwich bag and started bringing it with me to events to randomly jam games with people between rounds. I finally got to add uncommons and just got to rares!
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Im going to make a list of all of the worst (read: bad for the format) direct to modern reprints they could put in MH3 so I can make bingo cards for them. First one: Daze
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@xJCloud Actual answer
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@NileJoanRivers Unrelated, I would 100% play a series of paper matches with a chess clock on camera to showcase how awful it would be
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omg chat is this real??
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1 year
I lived bitch
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2 years
Man i sure love pokemon cards....wait a minute @yoloswagstudios
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2 years
Me after I lose to efficient removal 5 matches in a row
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3 months
Won a team trios with @_pg8_ and @HaydenHollis7 playing new Tron. Deck is broken. Thanks all who came out, my teammates and most @PostMalone for the Forest
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Update: im gonna play rhinos eff this
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9 months
Likely committing to Yawg testing for Denver even if it means playing this loser ass card. Combo pieces used to be interesting
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@_the_gemini_ Believe it or not, worse
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11 months
Life update:
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3 months
Aggro mirror in the finals of the elusive Wednesday night RCQ. We are poking and counting on the playmat, folks
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@akmindt
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10 months
“Robert Taylor reposted your post” hits harder than any drug
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4 months
Greatest mail day of all time. They finally came back yippee!!!
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1 year
Hello
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5 months
I lived again, bitch
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2 years
Won the first ever Colorado Eternal Team Trios today on BW Ephemerate (Pauper) with @_pg8_ on UW Tinker Initiative (Vintage) and @XifosHS on Mono W Initiative. There were 16 teams and it was a super fun experience. Go Initiative Idiots!
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Fury, when combined with any red card, gives 4 divided damage for 0 mana. This pair of cards is commonly used, and is devastating to creature decks relying on creatures with less than 2 toughness. It also is a reliable win condition.
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11 months
This Modern format sure is not fun
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Anyways this is the funniest shit ever 10/10 no notes
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2 years
I got called a loser boy at a modern tournament today by a stranger. Best day of my life
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1 year
Playing Scam is cop behavior
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5 months
IDing into top 8 is one thing, but doing so into splitting the prizes and going home is beyond cowardly
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11 months
Modern sucks!!!!!!
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1 year
Current top post on magic Reddit: my sleeves are dinged and suck really bad after one fnm Me: I’ve played 5 tournaments with these Katanas and the only reason I’m switching them is just I have grubby little gamer hands and they are not clean
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1 year
Got my deck ready for local modern tomorrow! 🤩🤩🤩
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@_pg8_
Paul Green
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Got my deck ready for local modern tomorrow! 🤩🤩🤩
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4 months
The mana is very funny 5 Canopy lands 11 Fetches 10 Bridges Wrenn and Six Astrolabe
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I think it is extremely funny that the “Shitty Abzan Creature Combo” label may soon include Yawgmoth
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3 months
The nonsense
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@adamwasmo
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3 months
3-2d a league with modern horizons tribal. my deck was pretty bad but i went 3-1 vs different nadu nonsense
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I will say I very much appreciate the honesty in this article overall. I wish we got that original version of Nadu it looks so cool
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10 months
I love my friends
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8 months
Live from the game store bathroom, a perfect place to take a load off and relax
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1 year
I do not understand 3x Modern when Standard/Pio/Modern is right there
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2 years
update, person criticizes how the event was advertised, owner kicks them from event
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@akmindt
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1 year
If you want to win with your unplayable pile then consider checking out my 0.001k words sideboard guide
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@akmindt Ya it's always hard for ppl to win with unplayable piles
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10 months
Now that my hair is gone I gotta post the last known photo of me and my hair. Hard to believe this good of a picture was taken of me. Also my girlfriend is absurdly beautiful and I love her.
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2 years
c'mon now what is this
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2 years
me in my bed listening to the new Polyphia album
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Personally, I think if someone follows and willingly consumes content by those that perpetuate holocaust denial conspiracies while also replying to tweets with antisemetic rhetoric than the label of “Nazi” more than suits them. Nazi Magic players fuck off!
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@akmindt
Aaron Mindt - farfetchr.io
6 months
I had the RCQ Invite minimum games World Record for only a day just for a new trick to come out and shatter it to dust
@bennyharvey93
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8 person RCQ R1 ✅✅ (75 forests deck so we could make 8) R2 ✅✅ friend scooped R3 ✅✅ red green Dino’s (they had 2nd deck error and got DQ’d) Man this road ton pro tour thing is easy. Didn’t play a single game.
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Tonight is Standard night at my LGS. Tonight is Standard night at my LGS. Tonight is Standard night at my LGS. Tonight is Standard night at my LGS. TONIGHT IS STANDARD NIGHT AT MY LGS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What are your favorite annoying excuses card game players say when they lose games? I’m working on a fun project
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1 year
I beat most of my trans friends to bottom surgery man 💀💀💀💀
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5 months
This format sucks
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2 years
Mono Green Devotion mirror
@SetFivePodcast
Set Five, Pass
2 years
Imagine showing this pic to any other TCG Player and asking them to guess what is happening.
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I remember every election since 2000 and I’ve only been able to vote in 2016, 2020 and now this upcoming election. Let me tell you, it’s becoming real hard to look at everything going on and be enthusiastic about using that right. Our political system is broken.
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1 year
I 5-0d MY FIRST LEAGUE EVER WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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My deck is cool
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10 months
Nothing reminds me that Magic is rated 13 and up than looking at teenager level responses to “Intentionally misgendering your opponent is now an explicit example of a USC - Major”.
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@NileJoanRivers Shit is so annoying it is unreal. It’s purely a business decision to do that. The players didn’t do anything but play the cards they were given
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2 years
Decision 2023
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4 months
My local store got all 3 of their rcq kits so they said fuck it and are running a Wednesday night rcq next month. It’s degen gaming hours we are so back
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9 months
@Mark_Confidant @Taco_Farmer1 My dream banlist announcement includes all 10 triomes
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@akmindt
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2 years
Apparently a ton of people are getting turned away from an RCQ here because it's the only store in Colorado that requires proof of vax (good). The event on Wizards's site states the requirement. How do you not have a photo of your vax card or the actual thing on you at all times?
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