Tamagotchi Stan @ajscene Twitter profile

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Tamagotchi Stan

3 years

These dont bring me joy anymore and only adding to the visual clutter. So im letting them go. If theres any you want, drop me a DM and we can discuss the price. Some are only selling as a set eg Mean Girls.

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Tamagotchi Stan

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1 year

Yawned and stretched in the office and this happened. This is the beginning of my fat era i fear.

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5 years

Nobody: Ah Beng Grab food delivery guy:

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6 years

want to go Paris can only afford Pasir Ris

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4 years

I think we should support artists if they are good, not because they are locals.

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4 years

Sembawang/woodlands is just ratchet!

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6 years

my friend dropped me at yishun mrt where i can take bus 858, there was an 858 when i alighted the car. I ran to the bus but the bus driver pretended not to see me and drove off.

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@ajscene

3 years

I just know the the marketing girls for pokemon and the marketing girls for B*S have different work ethics.

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6 years

I got back to my friend’s car and he dropped me at the next bus stop. So i can board the same 858. The bus driver was shookedth to see me. I’m like

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@ajscene

1 year

Really elderly twink liao

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2 years

Drop the 2012 pics you cowards.

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2 years

I thought i lost my dad’s wedding band last night at Cherry but thankfully i found it.

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3 years

Me: hi i would like to request of wavier of my annual fees. Citibank: sure. Just to confirm, your last expense was for Onlyfans? Me: 👁👄👁

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6 months

good morning to oomfs! the rest can choke i don’t care.

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4 years

Guys remember to disown your parents this weekend cause ‘ mother’ and ‘father’ has 6 letters each.

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6 years

So many local chinese students tend to be proud that they can’t speak chinese. Idgi? Whats there to be proud of?

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4 years

nice ah. #Pinkdot12

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3 years

Yesterday’s outfit lol

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3 years

32!!! -Elderly twink.

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4 years

We love a scammer. 📷 @matthiyass

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2 years

MEFeater Magazine

@mefeater

2 years

What’s your favorite fashion moment of 2022?

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5 years

Real life: wow everyone seems to be attached. Instagram life: wow everyone seems to be living their best life and having their shits together. *comes onto Twitter* Hi my fellow trashy single hoes <3

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@ajscene

2 years

Im A+ but im a f @g so i cant donate. Yall have to figure this out yourself bestie.

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@TODAYonline

2 years

A+ and O+ blood donors needed, or surgeries may be postponed: Singapore Red Cross

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4 years

I think all sg schools should introduce a 3rd language (apart from mother tongue) - no need to be very proficient, basic conversational would do - i prefer Malay, cos its our national language.

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2 years

Jenna Ortega from “Wednesday” revealed to Vogue that her favorite Singaporean stylist of all time is Krison Sum. "I've been obsessed with his styling! His work with Lazada was boundary pushing and i wish he could style Wednesday for season 2” (Source: TMZ)

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9 months

in my twink era

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4 years

This is exactly how i imagined the offender to look like why is my brain so powerful!?

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6 years

Mall in Republic of Elienti, Genovia.

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6 years

In the US, if the waiter/waitress was hot/cute i tipped a min of 15%, and if they were not i usually tipped 20%. Reason: So good looking already life must be pretty good to you - i tip more for what? Yes i am a salty bitch.

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2 years

@proudaazz @PubityIG He’s holding up mirrors for those people in cap and gown to take a quick look at themselves as their photos will be taken.

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4 years

大家好我們是SHE!!!! 新專輯12/12正式發行!!!!!

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3 years

Serving f*g today.

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2 years

Before and after of my costume change. Obvs Robin is more iconic.

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1 year

Caught 2 in a go!

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6 years

God

Coach Theo Do The Most, M.Ed 🐶 #DCGM

@DatHurdler_Theo

6 years

Who has the most annoying fan base?

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5 years

Therapist: what do you say when your friend says ‘omg i want to die’ Me: lol me too sis. Therapist: No

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2 years

@thepixiesdick @PopCrave He’s chinese, girl.

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4 years

Its SOP for all f*gs to report on social media that they got a haircut. Its just science.

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5 years

Saying ‘i’m having dinner alone’ - sad - lonely - unwanted - loser Saying ‘i’m taking myself out for dinner’ - strong af - positive energy - independent - THAT bitch

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2 years

Felt cute yesterday!

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7 years

Someone posted a paggro note at lift lobby and this happened.

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4 years

GOOD MORNING! This is it!!! I am taking off my braces! Fuck yes!! Say bye to these metal in my mouth. (Actually am more excited abt removing braces than my Lasik surgery years ago)

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@ajscene

4 years

Just cancel it nobody is in the mood for that anyway.

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@ChannelNewsAsia

4 years

National Day Parade 2020 to be split into morning and evening shows, participant numbers to be reduced in line with #COVID19 guidelines

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6 years

Sorry anyone shorter than me is considered short (im 170cm and thats literally sg guys avg height) - its science and statistic.

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@ajscene

4 years

So my mom has a godson who is age 7. I have never met him. He knows about me as ‘kor kor’ but he has never me. He thought im around his age and he brought his favourite toy to play with me. Imagine his surprise when he sees an adult.

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4 years

Hey girls im attached! Im very happily in love!! This is a pic of my man and me. Sorry gotta cover his face cause he is very discreet. Im sure ya’ll can understand:) :) #LoveWins

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5 years

It me

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2 years

Thank you bestie @AudiKhalid

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5 years

Ariel texting Flounder that the human world is really a MESS

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6 years

Nathan hartono is straight because no gays will ever use that phone casing.

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7 years

Even Amos Yee can get someone while i am swiping tinder like my life depends on it.

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3 years

Love you bb!!! <3 @ikonereo

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5 years

Hi we r cock destroyers. Aint we babe!!??

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3 years

Lol @ikonereo made stickers of us in Telegram.

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9 months

me to hairdresser: if i start going for hair treatment can i save my fried hair? hairdresser: if a person is dead can you bring him back to life? me: 👁️👄👁️

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3 years

Too tired to work Too poor to quit Too old for a sugar daddy Too much body image issues to do onlyfans 🫠🫠🫠

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3 years

Good morning to Christian Yu ONLY. The rest can choke.

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4 years

Sex education is renewed for season 3 woohoo. But they did him so dirty :(

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6 years

a gay boy (A) whom I know (his face) was sitting opposite me on the train last night. Another gay boy board the train. Looked at him, then me, then him, then me. Finally decided that gay boy A is cuter so he stood facing A Knn. hahahaha

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5 years

Forgot to lock my door while wanking last night. Finished, turned off my porn and sat ok my couch scrolling twitter. mom barged in 30 secs later and saw me naked. Bitch really should learn how to KNOCK!!!

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@ajscene

5 years

lets have a moment of silence for our sisters who had been gymming and dieting for Songkran 2020, for they are unable to go now (Thai Govt impose a quarantine of 14 upon reaching Thailand). God bless.

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@ajscene

3 years

F4990T goes for a haircut and here comes a selfie 😭😭😭

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2 years

All dressed up!

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5 years

I don’t understand - why mainstream media doesnt use the perpetrator’s name? His name is Nicholas Lim. Whereas they used the victim’s name liberally.

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@TODAYonline

5 years

Company cuts off ties with NUS, students express 'deep concern' as fallout from peeping tom incident widens

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5 years

I dont know how many stupid gay friends of mine have had this fuck boy they are ‘dating’ and that fuckboy dont want to commit to them. To these dumb bitches u better listen up, and hear it good He does not want to commit to you because he thinks you are NOT good enough.

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2 years

You CAN take her anywhere.

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3 years

‘Im hving lunch alone’ -> sad, loser, pathetic. ‘I’m taking myself to lunch’ -> inspiring, strong, powerful woman who needs no man.

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5 years

*Govt does something good* MUST BE ELECTION COMING! PAP SUCKS!!!!! WAYANG!!!! *govt dont do anything* GOVT DONT CARE ABT US RETURN ME MY CPF!!!! Fucking thankless job huh?

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4 years

Learnt 911 choreography.

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6 years

I think i look not bad w eyeliner? Ok weekends i will do it when i head out

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6 years

Been wanting to find a Henley shirt and Uniqlo finally has it

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5 years

If you wanted something more than ONS you should not have ONS in the first place. Gays should learn how to separate their emotions from sex thanks for coming to my TED TALK. Refreshments are outside the hall.

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5 years

Who wants to go on a starbucks date where we just sit in starbucks the entire day with our respective drinks and i do my own drawing, and you read your book or surf tinder/grindr i don’t care I just need someone to watch my stuff while i head off to the washroom every 3 hours.

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11 months

Oomf is a teacher and he is leaving the current school and my dumbass…

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4 years

Feel pretty today

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4 years

Hey Twitter im back because someone dictated me to.

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3 years

My toxic trait is w*nking to a good twitter p0rn and cumming without liking it and hence i cant revisit it again 😭

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3 years

Friend knew i like drawing (boys) and he gave me this book. :))

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5 years

Hi!

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4 years

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5 years

Did this girl really said ‘the point is its not your body don’t say anything’? So if i see someone drinking expired milk i should keep quiet?

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5 years

@FloofGod Her story is so hypocritical. She’s upset now because people are calling her out and she’s saying we’re being ableist by approving of a life style that is dangerous. The point is it’s not your body, don’t say anything. Like she can’t dish it and say she‘s looking out for you

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5 years

I... finally passed all my exams. Took me 5 years (some ppl take 1 year omg so smart) and god knows how many fucking hours of studying, the stress, the memory space... but i did it! Im a CPA now!!!!

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7 years

:)

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5 years

FUCK HAHAHAH we are even wearing almost the same thing ahhahah

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5 years

This pic really SCREAMS siam diu, cars, football, insurance.

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5 years

Twitter taught me not to be a weak bitch.

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4 years

I seldom look good in videos. But this candid video of me taken last friday... oof. Hahahaha

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6 years

So i was on the train on the phone and throughout my conversation i used the term ‘oh my fucking god’ and ‘jesus fucking christ’ and the (presumably) christian sitting next to me was super offended so she covered her ears. Lol gotta love an easily offended person.

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1 year

Stealing from a friend. Chile. The ghetto. Ranks pretty high on my list of dealbreakers in a friendship. The other deal breaker is cheating during MJ (sksk)

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3 years

When you have worked long enough you’ll know that the office on the right is so much better than the office on the left.

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5 years

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2 years

NOT my NS MO getting charged 👁️👄👁️ (i didnt dox him mothership provided the link to his photo)

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5 years

I had no ideas most americans dislike subtitles? To me subtitles is the best feature on netflix. In fact i get annoyed when theres no subtitles.

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5 years

The lady who was fixing my eyebrows asked if im single and i said yes. So she asked if i need her to intro her daughter to me. Hello auntie u are lit rally fixing my eyebrows what makes u think i like girls?

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4 years

Sembawang really be having idiots leaving their trash right beside the rubbish chute. JFC. I had to write a note to my neighbours.

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