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#plumwine
#plumcider
How - frankly - racist must you be to take the effort to complain to OfCom about a reality TV judge wearing a necklace that says BLM?!
Britain's Got Talent: Alesha Dixon BLM necklace prompts 1,900 complaints
Dear People on the Internet,
STOP ๐๐ป POSING๐๐ปAT๐๐ปTHE๐๐ปHOLOCAUST๐๐ปMEMORIAL๐๐ปIN BERLIN๐๐ปF.๐๐ปF.๐๐ปS.๐๐ป Especially if you then put it on your Tinder profile or with some โwittyโ Insta caption๐๐ป
Kind regards,
Everyone else on the Internet
This weekend is our anniversary. A year since a drink turned into a lifetime.
Not celebrating it together sucks, but Iโm excited for the adventures to come.
๐ถ Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close? Forever and ever ๐ถ
Survived my work Xmas party. My DG told me Iโd lost weight. I found ยฃ10 on the floor. Saw a Minister do Queen on karaoke. Saw two colleagues slope off for an affair. Didnโt speak to my office crush. 8/10.
I just got back (and showered!) after my second 5k run of the day. Iโve now lost 7kg since I moved to Italy, so over 1kg/month. All that running, walking and hot climes are somehow balancing ALL that pizza and gelato. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
I know it was a millisecond but isnโt it nice that Sam Ryder was in that montage? Love how heโs become part of Eurovision folklore.
#Eurovision2024
So far, 2018 has brought a few unexpected things, mostly for the better! I can now include - with more than a little help from my family - becoming a homeowner. Home sweet home at last! ๐ก ๐
Today is Rome Pride. And I just saw two men take the piss out of an (evidently) gay guy who simply walked past them in the street. So I went to tell them this is not acceptable.
The BF just put a table in between us before he told me heโd put floor cleaner in the washing machine instead of laundry detergent. ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
First they came for McDonaldโs
And I did not speak out
Because I didnโt eat at McDonaldโs
Then they came for Sainsburyโs
Then they came for
#Greggs
Theyโd better not bloody come for Nandoโs!
Yesterday I went to the place where they filmed the funeral scene in Spectre. There was a couple being filmed dancing around the colonnades to some anthemic beats. And I thought to myself: all photo sessions should benefit from musical accompaniment, like a meal with fine wine.