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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

therapist: you're not alone me: ah yes of course.........aliens

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

apple: holy shit! google: oh no! samsung: O proud death, What feast is toward in thine eternal cell

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@aimiekins

8 years

mom i AM the friend that jumps off the bridge

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@aimiekins

11 months

fuck you, @jamieleecurtis . i hope you rot in hell.

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@aimiekins

2 years

NOOOOOOO GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@aimiekins

5 years

melisandre so she won’t have to explain how this fits into the azor ahai prophecy

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@aimiekins

6 years

@saladinahmed teenage girls are HILARIOUS. my friends and i were always laughing about something and you never see girls laughing in groups on tv shows or in movies unless it’s sinister/mean

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

your manic pixie dream girl name is the last thing you ate and the name of your moisturiser

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@aimiekins

3 years

windussy

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

6 years

me: my cat: [stares deep into my soul] me: what awful part of me do you see

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

6 years

they really out there straight up drinking tehina

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

12 years

You enter. "I've been expecting you," I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins.

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

so i couldn't stop thinking about this @jonnysun tweet. sorry i kind of messed up the words!!!

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

i haven't been able to keep my food down since I read this

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

[walks into therapy an hour late with starbucks] do you know how bad my content is now that i'm relatively well adjusted

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

10 years

I find pasta in the fridge. "Whose pasta is this?" I yell. But it's a trick question because it's my pasta now

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

11 months

all you weirdos taking this as an opportunity to be transphobic against her daughter fucking suck i hope you know that

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

6 years

the five stages of grief

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

13 years

Attractive person: Hi. Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

4 years

hey siri, find me a support group for people who used to love to read but are now too burned out to focus on any book during their free time even though it was the only thing that used to bring them joy

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

1 year

every time i see peacock content i get more and more convinced that the first dude who described biblically accurate angels (covered in eyes, thousands of wings) had just run into a peacock for the first time

jordyn ♡

@jordynceIeste

1 year

i’m ngl i’d scream if i saw this irl

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

binch not all women have vaginas but we all have brains

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@aimiekins

2 years

@ftmensch i’m actually so upset!!! what are we doing to our kings!!!!

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@aimiekins

3 years

keep chickpeas out of falafel

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

4 years

y’all wanna see something funny? this is the planner i got myself at the start of 2020

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@aimiekins

6 years

@proletariatitty first date: stopped the car on a dark n isolated highway n wouldn’t let me out of the car until i “stopped being cagey.” second date, which i only went on so he’d stop buggin: told me he wanted me to be the mother of his children

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

6 years

imagine discovering the kanaka in 2019. yalla 3o2bal el shattafa

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@aimiekins

6 years

none of these men would do a better job in this role than janelle monae. we know it. you know it. they know it

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

6 years

Ryan Gosling, Ezra Miller & Donald Glover have been shortlisted to play the iconic role of Willy Wonka in the new film. Who would you like to see as the new Willy Wonka?

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@aimiekins

7 years

quick question why does she look so good and also do you think she’d marry me if i asked

Geeks of Color

@GeeksOfColor

7 years

Check out this new pic from S2 of ‘Jessica Jones’! #JessicaJones

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

therapist: you're not alone me: ah yes of course.........ghosts

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@aimiekins

11 years

"Turn around for me, babe," I whisper. The pizza in the microwave spins again. "Damn, girl."

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

10 years

[throws ice cubes at the sun] CALM DOWN YOU HUGE DRAMA QUEEN

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@aimiekins

8 years

me: egypt is in africa egyptians: correct me: we are african egyptians:

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

9 years

[dances to hotline bling but rolls my eyes every now and then because I disapprove of the meaning behind it and want everyone to know]

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

2 years

@itsnorazeid THE FLAVOUR IS GONE

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

people: what's wrong with you me: [hasn't been able to leave the house in over a week, forces self to get out of bed] i'm depressed people:

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

10 years

just because I like my coffee milky doesn't mean I'm not hardcore

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

1 year

idk if anyone’s said this yet but jeremy allen white looks like kermit and miss piggy’s lovechild

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@aimiekins

4 years

i’m obsessed with this and just had to do it

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@aimiekins

5 years

me at any given time vs a minute later

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@aimiekins

8 years

me: does this person like me? brain: why would they you're literally disgusting me: good point brain: BUT you're also perfect me: very true

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

don't be sad bc you don't look as good in pictures as you do irl the moon is the same and look how magnificent she is

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

2 years

عقبالها هي شخصياً

ScreenTime

@screentime

2 years

#WonderWoman3 is now ‘dead’ at Warner Bros (via @THR )

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@aimiekins

7 years

finally figured out what F•R•I•E•N•D•S stands for Fuck Ross I E N D S

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

5 years

since people are what

n PARODY

@jakeisbaetho

5 years

since people are now discovering Jake Gyllenhaal I would like to make you aware of his other work too! This man is talented af so go watch a few of his movies, he never disappoints

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

3 years

just kicked depression’s butt

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@aimiekins

6 years

came home yesterday to find that my cat is EXTREMELY pregnant. woke up to find her in labour today!!! she’s doing really well! three are out so far. anyway this is birdie who fell asleep in my hand as i transferred them into a box

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

6 years

did y’all know woody allen is only 5’5”? someone buy me a plane ticket i’ll go knock that fucker out right now

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

mine is apple imperialis

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

11 years

me at 4 pm: I regret nothing me at 11 pm: I regret everything

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

7 years

joey’s about to teach an acting class at the learning extension and ross made a joke about how you can’t sleep with your students. guess who sleeps with his student later on the show? not joey. not my soft italian son. it’s a certain greasy-haired dinosaur fucker. won’t say who

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@aimiekins

7 years

how do i dress so that i never have to hear a man's opinion ever again

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@aimiekins

7 years

the thing about drinking hella water is that your skin looks great but no one gets to see it 'cause you're always in the bathroom pissing

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

11 years

men: women are so emotional & overreact to dumb things men: WHAT THE FUCK REF ARE YOU BLIND CAN'T YOU SEE THAT WAS AN OFFSIDE YOU PIECE OF S

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

6 years

narrator: he did not

jack

@jack

6 years

I feel like I did a good job today.

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@aimiekins

8 years

me disassociating and watching myself make bad decisions

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@aimiekins

8 years

my favourite fragile masculinity thing is men pretending they can't distinguish between different shades of the same colour

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@aimiekins

5 years

dunno who needs to hear this but you’re allowed to like dumb things. not everything you consume has to be an intellectual pursuit. things that make you happy have just as much value as things that teach you or things that hold “deeper meaning”

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

5 years

just heard that the arabic tutor who sexually assaulted me years and years ago was arrested for child molestation. finally.

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

8 years

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she's cheer captain and i want to be her friend SO BAD i love her

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@aimiekins

10 years

sleep is the coolest thing like yo I'm gonna retreat into my brain for 8 hours w/ no awareness of my surroundings and everyone's like k cool

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@aimiekins

7 years

my therapist: hi how are you me:

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@aimiekins

2 years

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@aimiekins

1 year

let’s be serious…….

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

10 years

swiss rolls ✅ pizza rolls ✅ spring rolls ✅ gender roles ❎

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@aimiekins

4 years

why the fuck does amazon keep asking if i wanna donate to charities???? run and tell that to your billion dollar daddy.... lil bitch

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@aimiekins

11 years

[clears throat] MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE [everyone looks at me] thank you [I don't say anything because all I want is the attention]

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

5 years

unrelated but GUESS WHO GOT ACCEPTED INTO A PUBLISHING STUDIES MASTERS PROGRAMME AT OXFORD BROOKES

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@aimiekins

1 year

not trying to be obtuse but genuinely how do asexual people not have equal rights or legal recognition or protection? y’all are just like…… not having sex. i do that all the time

Yasmin Benoit, MSc

@theyasminbenoit

1 year

Asexual people deserve equal rights. We deserve legal recognition. We deserve protection. Thank you @stonewalluk for allowing me to march with you again at #PrideInLondon today & for helping me to bring about this change. 💜🖤 #ThisIsWhatAsexualLooksLike #IStandWithStonewALL

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@aimiekins

4 years

breaking: auc and oxford brookes-educated family disappointment writes response to shiddy misogynistic poetry

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@aimiekins

10 years

[wakes up] why, god? I'm a good person

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@aimiekins

2 years

absolutely iconic of anghami to literally block streaming songs by women artists to [checks notes] celebrate int’l women’s day

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@aimiekins

4 years

great news!!!! i no longer think therefore i no longer am!!! 💞

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@aimiekins

5 years

sometimes i get sad i shared myself with people who didn’t deserve to get to know me but then i find comfort in knowing that i’m a completely different person now

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@aimiekins

5 years

look at this beautiful bitch i made 🤤

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

10 years

Out of... Milk? OUT. OF. MILK?! [flips shopping cart over] MORE LIKE INCONVENIENCE STORE

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@aimiekins

4 years

my sister asked me who i was texting bc i was smiling at my phone. i was lookin at this

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@aimiekins

7 years

hey assholes you can't love someone out of depression that's literally not how it works how can a show literally about suicide be so wrong

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@aimiekins

5 years

everyone: hey what about the prophecies? d&d:

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@aimiekins

2 years

six years since i brought this fatso home 💗 pls don’t give her the evil eye if anything happens to her i will kms and i’m not joking ☺️💗

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

6 years

ok. i’m gonna do inktober this year. i’m not gonna pretend or promise that any of these will be good or that i will be consistent in actually doing them but i’m gonna try my okayest. here’s the first of m̶a̶n̶y̶ maybe three

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@aimiekins

2 years

how do i get my boobs to do this

Vannessa

@BHVannessa

2 years

having boobs is awesome

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@aimiekins

6 years

committing to inktober for two whole days is my personal best!!!

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@aimiekins

13 years

I know what I meant, google.

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@aimiekins

4 years

2021 resolution

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@aimiekins

5 years

eight hundred pound sterling for a galabeyya yawlad el habla sjejdkkddkkddk

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@aimiekins

6 years

being a dude must be so draining omg if i walked into this theatre with my babes i would be so fucking hype

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@aimiekins

11 years

Hell review: Too hot, v crowded, bad service. Don't get why so many people have told me to come here. Do not recommend. 0.5 stars.

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@aimiekins

6 years

b99 getting cancelled and saved 36 hours later after international support feels like an unaired episode of b99

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@aimiekins

8 years

me: [sees a guy who's emotionally available and honest] need me a freak like that

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@aimiekins

2 years

they should make the google maps lady scream when you miss an exit

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@aimiekins

10 years

the day I found out about calories was the saddest day of my life

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@aimiekins

7 years

me: honestly? i'm over it narrator: she was not over it

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@aimiekins

4 years

the romanticisation of “connecting to someone on a deep level” really underestimates how fun it is to connect with someone on a superficial level. not every interaction/relationship has to be existentially meaningful. sometimes all it has to be is nice

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@aimiekins

6 years

here’s a little thing about being Sad

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@aimiekins

9 years

men who cry are not "in touch with their feminine side" expressing emotions is not a "feminine" trait, it's healthy human behaviour

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@aimiekins

3 years

i’m about to be the biggest source of renewable energy in this bitch

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lil bones jones

@aimiekins

1 year

i never thought i’d live to see the day i realise that steven yeun would break my heart but here we are… no one ever speak to me again this is my breaking point….. goodbye cruel world………..

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@aimiekins

3 years

bold of them to assume that elon musk is a person

Reuters

@Reuters

3 years

Elon Musk named Time's 2021 'Person of the Year'

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