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Aidan McCluskey

@aidsman109

2 years

Also, go give this a listen

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

ShutteR(word) Island

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Too early for this

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Fuck

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Believe it or not, I don’t have a DUI

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Gained some new perspective last weekend. #ally

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just a funny thought

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Aidan McCluskey

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Yooo I met Artie Lange at the south side kwik trip 🤯 Never know who you’re going to see @KwikTrip

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

Guy fixing our AC is listening to Picture by Kid Rock in our basement. He’s singing the Kid Rock parts and I’m singing the Sheryl Crow parts upstairs

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2 years

Hey @LiquidDeath , sponsor me

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“How’s Comedy going?”

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Aidan McCluskey

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Here’s when I saw a dude who made me remake his food

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Aidan McCluskey

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Made the classic “fentanyl and razors” mix up on the candy bowl again this year🤦🏼‍♂️

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

Found $20 in an old pair of jeans today. Love abounds, much to be grateful for

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1 year

Sad day at the McCluskey household

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

Comedy.

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Aidan McCluskey

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9 months

Headlining my first club in Minneapolis, please come out. I get paid based on ticket sales. Please

Aidan McCluskey - Comedy - February 9th and 10th @ 8pm - From Sisyphus Brewing

- At 19 years old, Aidan McCluskey gave up on his associate's degree and began his comedy career. Four months after his first open mic, he won Acme's Funniest Person Contest, becoming the youngest...

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Aidan McCluskey

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I hate it as much as you, pal

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Aidan McCluskey

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5 years

How’s life goin for you?

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Aidan McCluskey

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6 months

Awesome

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

Thinking about how I used to fast pitch peoples’ subs at their door if they didn’t tip me when I worked at jimmy john’s during the pandemic

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Aidan McCluskey

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Minneapolis’ most sought after neurotypical comedian

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Aidan McCluskey

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1 year

Posting here first so my family doesn’t get mad at me

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1 year

Thank you

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

I spent some time wandering around the woods yesterday. Eventually, I reached a clearing the clouds parted, and the sun shone brightly upon me. God spoke, "Aidan, start a blog."

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Aidan McCluskey

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1 year

my cousin saw a helicopter at work today.

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

She looks like the hot girl in a small town bar with 3 kids named like Brycen, Braxton and Aubrynn

Pop Base

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2 years

Miley Cyrus stuns in new photos.

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Aidan McCluskey

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Finally std free

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2 years

I hate being high around kids. It’s 11:45 on a Monday, don’t you have school?

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My life rn

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Told a room full of people about the time I tried to shit in a jug

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Aidan McCluskey

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Happy holidaze

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

I don’t need you to love me forever, I just need you to love me long enough that divorcing me would become such a massive financial, and time consuming inconvenience that you just decide you can tolerate me for the last 20 years of our lives.

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Aidan McCluskey

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Meteorologists are liars and frauds. I’m not afraid to drive today

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

I’ll be opening for @nycguidovoice at @ImprovMilwaukee this weekend. Get tix

Nick Mullen at Milwaukee Improv

Nick Mullen biography and upcoming performances at Milwaukee Improv. Nick Mullen is an American comedian from the Cum Town Podcast.

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Aidan McCluskey

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1 year

Fuckin electric

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

‘I can’t take an eighth of shrooms before the timber wolves game tonight’ Then I remember I don’t have a job

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

We’ve never talked about battle bots before

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

*to the tune of Sweet Caroline* “Shiit farrt and cum !!”

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

You’re not from wisconsin if you haven’t seen Brett Favre’s dick pic

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

“You good to drive?” Me at the end of the bar:

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Aidan McCluskey

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4 months

can’t wait to wear this baby to planet fitness

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

#tbt 2 years ago today I smoked a blunt with my 19 year old boss in the back of a 100° moving truck then drank a quart of warm chocolate milk and threw up all over the halls of an old hospital. We stole a lot of medical equipment that day.

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

This is how all headlines should be written

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Russian President Vladimir Putin fell down stairs and sh*t himself amid health woes‼️😳

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Best news I’ve heard in a long time

New York Post

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3 months

Philip Morris to open $600M plant in Colorado to meet surging demand for Zyn nicotine pouches

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Aidan McCluskey

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1 year

I love tik tok live dude

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

With gas prices rising, my heart goes out to the Hummer community

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Aidan McCluskey

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There’s no way to ask a yo-yo champion to ‘do some tricks’ without sounding like a bully

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

Hate how my therapist asks how I’m doing, like I didn’t just cry to matchbox twenty on my way there.

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Aidan McCluskey

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4 years

6 days. I’ll tell you what’s funny

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Aidan McCluskey

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5 years

If you think you’re having a bad day, I had to deliver Meals on Wheels for an hour with an exploded smoothie all over my car.

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Aidan McCluskey

@aidsman109

2 years

Can’t see your shadow when you’re 6ft under😈🤫

New York Post

@nypost

2 years

Canadian groundhog Fred la Marmotte found dead just before winter prediction

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Aidan McCluskey

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4 years

Must be in the shower

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Aidan McCluskey

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4 years

“He’s probably texting other women”

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Aidan McCluskey

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5 years

#NewProfilePic

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

Gaslighting, Andrea. You’re good at gaslighting

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Aidan McCluskey

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1 year

Me and @MeatyMaxwell in the kitchen after open mics

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2 years

Fox and Badger share a midnight feast

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2 years

Sounds good, dad

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Aidan McCluskey

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1 year

Thanks, @Snapchat ! #stealhislook

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

Took mushrooms and figured out the meaning of life last night. Smoked weed and forgot it all this morning.

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Aidan McCluskey

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1 year

Closest men get to talking about their emotions is just talking about songs that have made us cry

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

Crazy what you can accomplish when a hot bitch believes in you

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5 years

#NewProfilePic

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

Doin this show tn Come thru

Adam Friedland

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2 years

I’m back from my trip to Africa. My bags never arrived. Funny moms is tonight in Brooklyn: 325 Franklin Ave 8pm @cmoneverybodybk TICKETS HERE:

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Aidan McCluskey

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1 year

In honor of semi-finals week at @AcmeComedyCo , here’s when I timed my trip out horribly.

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Aidan McCluskey

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8 months

Just watched this at a McDonald’s on Hollywood blvd. while “Can’t Help Falling in Love” played overhead

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8 months

Footage filmed on a cell phone shows Saddam Hussein moments before his execution in 2006.

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

Always a good sign when the conversation turns to discussing “the algorithm”

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2 years

🤯

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Aidan McCluskey

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6 years

Retrying twitter again. This time I promise to treat it as if it were my child. Care a lot in the beginning, but forget about it, ultimately neglecting it again.

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Aidan McCluskey

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

THIS IS MY PRESIDENT

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2 years

dark brandon is the only man who has my back

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 months

I’ll be opening for Shawn in a few weeks, come out and say hello

shawn gardini

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3 months

please for the love of everything that is holy come to the comedy shows if you can - they're comin up in San Diego wed August 14 Tacoma Fri and sat August 16/17 Spokane sun August 18 tickets link

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Aidan McCluskey

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4 years

Duality of man

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4 years

When I’m stoned alone and think I hear a noise

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Fuck, I wish I was there

New York Post

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2 years

Brawl breaks out at Eagles concert during iconic song 'Take It Easy'

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

One of the many men tomorrow! Ladies Night @ terminal bar, 7pm.

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Seeing a fat Greek man dripping in sweat run to catch the train lugging a full sized suit case made this whole NYC trip worth it

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#NewProfilePic

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

This sign makes it sound like a Boston townie just got released from prison

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Aidan McCluskey

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5 years

My current life summed up in 4 texts.

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Aidan McCluskey

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3 years

Booked on a private show this weekend. I like the idea that seeing a person who drank his coffee out of Tupperware this morning because there’s no clean cups is exclusive.

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Aidan McCluskey

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2 years

I don’t need therapy, just an ounce of weed every couple weeks

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