Ahsan @ahsanzawar Twitter profile

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

6 years

This could be a really tricky question in Pakistan.

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

2 years

Saeed Bhai agar aesi shakal bana kar discount dena hai tou na hee dein

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Shoaib Akhtar nay ajj 1M views leh leinay hain youtube par, yeh hota hai jigra, yeh hotay hain pheenpray, aesay hotay hain gurday

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2 years

Wife is making 4 year old understand we cannot buy all the toys he wants. For this she introduced a concept that Beyba (me) has to work hard in office & money is limited. So when I woke him he said you go to office & work very hard & bring more money for toys. I am like abbay

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

2 years

well this is just utterly shameful and disrespecting from @ESPNcricinfo to two of the best teams in the tournament. What has economy and its taunt got to do with a game of cricket. They are calling this game as Debt Trap Derby , wow

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

3 years

Hero !!!

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

1 year

KFC's family deal is for 2000, which is good for a small family of 4 or 5. It includes 2 Zinger burgers + 2 Krunch burgers + 4 pieces Crispy Chicken + 2 Dinner rolls + 1.5 Litre drink My local fasfood shop would struggle to match that. They sell zinger at 400

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1 year

KFC has gone so crowded over the last few months - What could be the possible reason?! Comparatively economical with better taste?!

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

2 years

Middle class in Pakistan have their kids in LUMS and Beacon house and they sent them a car (Corola) with driver to have them picked daily and also they spend time vacationing in US as well. Middle class looking at Muzammil Shah

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

2 years

Unpopular opinion: Zardari isn't that big of a genius as people make him to be. PPP is constantly losing voters and space in national politics. Soon it will hit them in Sindh as well.

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

1 year

Asim yeh talwar Internet cable katnay kay kaam ahegi

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

6 years

Sad Story: Almost 99% of vehicles in Dubai have air conditioning in them which is understandable as temperature rose to 50°C yesterday. You know which 1% doesn't have the AC? Buses carrying construction workers. If anyone needs an AC after working in soaring heat is those guys

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

5 years

I'm in Lahore and was not fasting. At lunch I ran through complete MM Alam road to grab something to eat, none of the restaurants including KFC McDonald's was serving. So what are minorities, sick people, women on menstruation & any other person who is not fasting supposed to do?

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

6 years

That's quite a powerful image

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

8 months

Sir @murtazawahab1 , Lahore walon ko kuch sikhayein kay asli underpass kaisay banta hai. Road banadi unho nay underpass kay andar, lololol

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

5 years

jiss shaks nay saari omer 20/3 par batting par complain nahe ki usko taang kar deya hai tum logon nay.

Misbah Ul Haq

@captainmisbahpk

5 years

Really disappointed about the cable service of #Worldcall telecom limited.Hardly function properly for a week and then no service for unlimited time.Keep on registering complaints but no response.Still charge u for the whole month for no service.Very painful.

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Ahsan

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1 year

So this brand Manto which my wife wants me to try; they sell expensive clothes under the name of Sadaat Hasan Manto with his quotes card inside their delivery box and pay zero royalty to the man or his family. Nahe khareedonga inn fraudiyon say kuch

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

1 year

Bata harami still making fool out of kids like me

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

2 years

me at work today

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

2 years

Rizwan needs to stop saying these things in public, if Tim and Willey had even discussed with him then that's private conversations and it should remain private. There isn't any point trying to thump our chest for something which is coming from their curiosity

Geo News Urdu

@geonews_urdu

2 years

ڈیوڈ ولی اور ٹم ڈیوڈ نے دینِ اسلام سے متعلق ڈھیروں سوالات کیے: محمد رضوان

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

1 year

Bro, at least, profile pic tou change karleitay

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@fawadchaudhry

1 year

Ref. My earlier statement where I unequivocally condemned 9th May incidents, I have decided to take a break from politics, therefore, I have resigned from party position and parting ways from Imran Khan

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Imagine a young 22 year old flamboyant Imran Khan living in Imran Khan's 65 years old government. Lol

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

2 years

Quite apt, minorities kay lassan lagay way hain

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Urooj Mumtaz's paycheck must be 10 times lesser than that of Waqar Younis but she is definitely 10 times a better commentator than him.

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Wasim should have left the field in tears, leave cricket to go in mountains and repent taking Afridi's wicket.

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@IamIsrarHashmi

3 years

Shaheen Shah - stops his celebration mid-air in respect Haris Rauf - doesn't celebrates, says sorry with hand gesture Mohammad Wasim - mocks Afridi's X man celebration Three different young bowlers after dismissing Shahid Afridi, three different attitudes. #IUvMS #PSL2021

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

when middle class started going to Dubai, elites were upset now that the same is happening for Turkey they are like turkey ko murree bana deya hai. What's the exact problem of people going on a budget holiday to Turkey? App koi aur elite jaghan dhoondlein hawaii type.

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

2 years

Unpopular but with Kiwis not touring and Aussies sending full squad and be up beat about this tour kinda make Aussies the nice guys in my book.

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@ahsanzawar

10 months

If you are a Pakistani and you have never been to Karachi and still look down on it then I must say you have a pretty sad life. Cheer up, come to Karachi. ya ya mobile chin jayega and all but the city's vibe and diversity will literally blow you away.

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@ahsanzawar

4 months

My whole paternal family (daddiyal) is in India. Apart from my father, who came to Pak in the 70s, his other 3 brothers stayed there. During the early 2000s, everyone from my family visited India many times apart from me, who applied in 2011, 2016, & 2023 and never heard back

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Everything that Shahbaz does PTI walas say "hahhaha SHOWBAZ". Of course he can't be a reformist like dear leader whose first step after coming to PM house was -----Selling Buffaloes

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

4 years

PM khud 3 daffa shadiyaan kar raha hai aur him par tinder ban.

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

5 years

relying on others for qualification

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@ICC

6 years

Without naming your team, what is your team known for?

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

3 years

Jee Bhai bolein ? 'Mujhsay zyada maghrib ko koi nahe janta'

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

mobile par video dekh lo beita, ground walay tou Ashok Dinda type hain

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"Dad how good were Wasim, Waqar?" Dad : Chalo tumhe dikha ke lata hun

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@ahsanzawar

5 years

Nadeem Omar and Sarfaraz both should get sitara e imtiaz for winning a tournament with a team that has both Umar Akmal and Ahmed Shehzad.

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

PSL 1- In UAE, will it ever come to PK PSL 2- Final in Pak but most foreign players absent PSL 3- Finals in Pak, wow. Can we get more games in PK PSL 4- More games in PK, give us a full PSL in PK PSL 5- Full PSL but then corona happened mid way PSL 6- PCB: Let's fuck everything

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

4 years

Green Day: I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams Shahbaz Sharif: yeh boulevard Nawaz Sharif kay daur mai bana tha

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

4 years

Man this is depressive stuff on another level.

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

3 years

Bohat bohat shukriya app sab ki gaaliyon ka , mai issi qabil hun

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

So apparently Delizia Bakers in DHA refused to write 'Merry Christmas' on a cake bought by a Christian customer saying its against our policy to write Merry Christmas. Haramkhors deserved a full out and out boycott from all corners. Never buying from there.

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Hope that full of life Nimra girl doesn't' get a man who would say 'kaha na khamosh raha karo' . Have seen 2 to 3 examples like these in my life.

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Ahsan

@ahsanzawar

4 months

Mehenga leh leya ustaad

Interesting As Fuck

@interesting_aIl

4 months

The world's most expensive cow was sold in Brazil for around $4.8 million.

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@ahsanzawar

5 years

Bhai uralo Jibran Nasir ka mazak, uskay election result ka mazak uski mombattiyon ka mazak par yaad rakho jab koi chukay ga na tumhay tou wohi banda bina kissi tafreek kay tumharay liye ehtijaj kar raha hoga

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@ahsanzawar

6 months

Hey @murtazawahab1 Dubai needs to you take it back to 50s again

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@BBhuttoZardari

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Hey @murtazawahab1 Dubai needs you rn!

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Man Hafeez has really pushed Sarfaraz for no reason, what kind of prick you need to be to take pot shots on your team mate and that too when the other is out of playing side. Hafeez has been really poor with his off field attitude off late, definitely thinking of himself as above

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Anoushey Ashraf on morning show of a pretty elite radio station was asking why there is no trend in Pakistan of people taking an year off & travel. This should add to your CV. PCB bio secure bubble ka pata nahe but this is next level privilege bubble for sure where she is living

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@ahsanzawar

1 year

Districts that have really impressed me. Nagar & Hunza, Nagar has 80% shia population ,Hunza has 85% Ismailis. Every kid goes to school, zero crime rate, women running restaurants & walking alone, clean & no ugly construction. Let minorities run Pakistan, they'll do a better job

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Rizwan beta Shaam 8 bajay isha kay baad yaad rakhna, chota sa bayaan hai bus

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Alex Hales and Luke Ronchi playing at UBL sports complex, that's a pretty unbelievable scenario if you are a karachitte. Also UBL is 5 mins away from Javed Nehari and 10 mins away from greatest ever beef burger join 'Khan Broast'.

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@ahsanzawar

2 months

Someone on a Facebook group posted a very valid question that despite earning 2.5 lacs rupees per month he is finding it hard to meet his expenses and have very little or no saving and asked for what he could do more Replies: Give sadqa, stay away from interest, pray more

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

😂😂😂😂, Via WhatsApp

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@ahsanzawar

6 months

Aik bari double roti- Rs. 160 Aik litre olpers doodh- Rs. 280 Aik darjan anday- Rs. 410 Total Bill- Rs. 850 How is a common man suppose to survive with almost 1K daily or alternative for breakfast items ? Maybe he can move to khula doodh and can save 80 Rs on it. What else ?

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Govt announced 35,000 appartments under naya Pakistan scheme. My broker called 'sir fauji cement kay shares utha lein' . lololol

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

The king is here

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@ahsanzawar

11 months

Irfan Junejo landed with all these guys but has quickly distanced himself. Smartness aside, some of these guys look quite unbearable

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@ShowbizAndNewz

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YouTubers at #PallekeCricketStadium to support Pakistan in #PAKvIND match 💚

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Requesting prayers for my young son. He is not feeling well and a paediatrician I just spoke says we need to take him to the hospital. I don't want to take that risk with him being so young ,so hoping the night goes well and we dont need to go to hospital. Small pray if you can

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

PPP has saved pictures from China, Germany and now from Islamabad flash floods. Come Karachi rain they are ready for you.

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@ahsanzawar

5 years

ma'am don't do propaganda. The air is fresh, look this is the pic from today morning.

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I am unable to breathe even inside my home in Delhi tonight. @ArvindKejriwal you need to make odd even permanent and bar all construction till early next year. We will die as we keep debating whether these are main causes or not. Every little thing helps. Please do it.

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@ahsanzawar

5 years

So Bahria Town Karachi is asking for 35% of whatever was the cost of your plot/house as development charges from everyone !!! How is this even possible, they are sending letters to everyone. Seems like that's the way they have found out to repay Supreme court fine.

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

I get you hate Shahbaz Sharif and all of pdm but how is minimum wage increase, free laptops and BISP a bad thing. I mean if general masses are going to get some benefit of this all usmai buraye kya hai. See the decisions not the man behind it.

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@ahsanzawar

5 years

Misbah ul haq at PCB's headquarter

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Saeed Ghani bohat hee beghairat hain. 90% of city roads are drowned, he selects the rest 10% drives in his 4x4 ignoring the adjoining roads which have water and make videos and imply all is fine. Suar admi

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Physio: you remember your name Faheem: yes, Stokes; Ben Stokes

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@ahsanzawar

7 months

Brother got mobbed of his mobile for the 5th time. I have gone through this twice, father and sister, once each. On top of it twice our car is stolen and one dacoity at home. This is the average trauma that a household has gone through in the last 15 years living in Karachi.

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@ahsanzawar

9 months

Respect for Babar for maintaining his sanity while working with leeches in PCB Other established facts are : Jatt is laanti, Badami is opportunist and Azhar Ali is nothing but class, destroyed Jatt's claim of being a journalist in just 10 seconds.

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they just showed babar azam's priv whatsapp convo with someone on live tv without his consent. this is pakistan's captain. how can you stoop so low @Shoaib_Jatt and how can you approve to show this on your show @WaseemBadami , expected better from you. ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC. LANAT.

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Pakistaniyo ko Hollywood mai representation bhi chahiyeh aur woh bhi Pakistan Studies ki history book kay mutabiq.

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Guy slammed the car from behind, his car got no damage, mine got hit badly. Quarrell started, instead of saying sorry (didn't expect either) started shouting loudly mai Baloch hun Karachi wala nahe hun , muu torr dunga. His kids got in between saying Abu BP kay patient hain

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@ahsanzawar

1 year

I ordered something last night through food panda, there is no mobile data so options were limited. Rider reached & I thanked him then he asked if I could connect him to Wi-Fi because he has to send proof of delivery & only after which he'll get the new order. Beghiarat gov & PTA

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@ahsanzawar

5 years

MashAllah a lot of Pakistanis today sharing New York times article which said a mini victory for Pakistan and India to reflect back on its vintage artillery. The same NYT when published the article from Manzoor Pashteen, people were questioning of their journalism credentials

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Ian Bishop is so well prepared for his commentary, he even knows that Fawad Alam also tried his hand on acting as well, proper nerd this guy, love his commentary.

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@ahsanzawar

4 months

Lanat hai on the politics that has kept people on both sides away from their loved ones.

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Kane Williamson ko kiss baat ki hawas hai, Allah nay izzat di hai , batting di hai , darhi di hai , bas karday aur hath mila lay jana day jeet ko

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

have always said Virat is a PR machine, the good things he does are always planned, here he is caught under pressure to answer to a genuine question and man what a horrible answer that was.

ESPNcricinfo

@ESPNcricinfo

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When asked about his on-field behaviour, Virat Kohli gets tetchy at the post-series presser #NZvIND

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Scenes and that chay panay ka khambha

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Jamat e Islami has put banners in Karachi with a term 'familyism' to counter feminism

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Allah has been very kind, we are blessed with a baby boy. Both baby Wali and mother doing well. Cannot be more happy, a Pakistan win at Manchester would be the cherry on top, please win it boys.

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@ahsanzawar

3 years

Prime Minister portal might sound like a joke to a lot of people but I had registered 3 complaints on it in last 2 weeks. The complaints have moved and I have received calls from concerned departments. It might not solve everything but it's a small little step to voice something

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@ahsanzawar

1 year

Welcome to National Jangla Centre Arfa's valima should take place here

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Sadequain's last and unfinished work

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Dr. Faheem samaith koi bhi Ahmedi ya Hazara/Shia ya minority 100% justified hai yeh mulk chornay par. Majority ko kabhi yeh baat samjh nahe aani. Jab aag apkay ghar kay andar aajati hai tou app ghar say bahar hee nikaltay hain. Apna seena thok patriotism control mai rakhein

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@ahsanzawar

5 years

ICC released latest test rankings for bowlers and batsmen Pakistan Team:

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Umpire Erasmus

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

All Pakistanis here want India to win, Modi would be like

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@ahsanzawar

1 year

Fawad Alam didn't score a 50 in 6 innings and was dropped Shan Masood scored a 50 after 16 innings and is hailed as torch bearer of Pakistan's way.

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Imagine if Fawad Alam was still in the team would he play aggressively?

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4 years

Pakistan got 10 wickets in an innings

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

A female employee of an MNC in Karachi passed away due to COVID. She was 55 & had asthma. Company forced her to rejoin the office saying she is selected in random order to report to work, made her sign an undertaking that if anything happens to her she'll be responsible herself.

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@ahsanzawar

1 year

No real surprise that Coach Abdur Rehman is behind Ihsanullah's success. But PCB will continue to beg Micky Arthur for the job who doesn't even have time for them

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

A cousin who works in ER at Liaquat National wrote a scathing note to Government and Mullahs. Asked them to spend one day in ER to see if construction sector and Friday prayers are more important than counting breaths of people in hospitals which are fast running out of vents

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Me: Ajj sunday hai , dair say uthonga araam say so kar Oppar portion walay uncle at 8am : 👇

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Karachites take this for absolutely granted. The city has the best weather you possibly can ask. Summers are a bit tough, but the evenings, even in summers, are almost always pleasant. Winters are mild. In the daytime, you get the perfect sunshine, & evenings are a little chilly

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3 years

Elgar really rubbing it on Kohli and India. Hah

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4 years

Ramiz giving a flying duck

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2 years

Nobody really talks about Haris Rauf's pace. He clocks 150kph on a regular basis, probably more frequent than anyone else in the world.

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Sir Ramiz Raja kay khunay khol dein

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Came to support the boys at my very own Pindi stadium.

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4 years

Ajj meray pass achi biryani hai, samandar hai, Babar Azam hai aur PSL trophy bhi hai tumharay pass kya hai

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Everyone in this pic is either showing bat or ball except for Ifti. His looks can kill 😍

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3 years

Kohli is a good guy , no matter what Bhakts make out of him. Honest and does things from his heart.

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@ahsanzawar

4 years

Daniel Alexandar is a troll who endlessly wants to drag Babar into something which he doesnt want. Babar has always maintained he likes Kohli & wants to be like him but people like Daniel are out there to create hatred for Babar by continuously mentioning him in Kohli comparisons

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@ahsanzawar

1 year

Islamabad- Pak govt to abolish civilian areas, will be handed over to Military Real Estate Authorities

South Asia Index

@SouthAsiaIndex

1 year

New Delhi:— Indian govt to abolish military cantonments, will be handed over to civilian municipal authorities.

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Every time, I would apply hoping i would get in time for a for a happy event and meet all. In last few years few of my elders have passed away including 2 chachas and one cousin and at the end of it would keep thinking had i got visa i would have met them at least once in my life

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@ahsanzawar

2 years

Alex Carey BC ko swimming pool dikh nahe raha tha yahan har spin hoti wi ball dikh rahe hai

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