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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@Ajiboss96 @Kvybee_ @afcgully @kingofthenorthi De gea wey Dem tear seconds into fa cup final 😹
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@ahrtmad
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5 months
@Kulture_Hashira @Cerebrone @iammisteriyanu You people think money is everything, he has been wealthy for 2 decades already
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@ahrtmad
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1 year
@iamPetu_ Convo wey involve women for twitter person just gats look small, commot face
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@ahrtmad
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1 month
Rema make me forget wetin victony drop 💔
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@ily2Chris @Kunmi_ad Exactly lmao game supposed sweet e no suppose dey cause me pain
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
@MrAnuoluwapo Me I love hearing it, especially if him carry their money run, make the babes hold ❤️
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@ahrtmad
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11 months
@logicfgs Na only sapa fit carry am go house
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@ahrtmad
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2 months
@IzunnaDike You seff join as you quote am babami
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
@sugarb00gerr Very stinky way to view people
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@ahrtmad
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9 days
@abzzinhoo The “hazard” enjoyers
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@ahrtmad
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8 months
@senor_hachi Pump fake
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@ahrtmad
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1 year
@henwall_ @Gideoomatic Lagos nigeria, checks out
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@TenHagBall_ Play some footy brother who cares😭
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@ahrtmad
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8 months
@SCOANTBJoshua @victor_adere AD if you still get this water help us spray am on top naira through your phone
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@Kunmi_ad Stopped cos people be taking it too seriously
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
@feran_dc That whole month wey Chelsea carry champe, them just Dey spam am everywhere man
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@alhajichampagne @RedWhinee Uhm which issues for this life you go come call God made bro, genuine question
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@ahrtmad
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1 month
@kllacam @RashadStark Why are you still talking to me too?
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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@tunechistark Everybody for here go too beat am
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@ahrtmad
Ahmadu
9 months
Imagine you have 2 pangolos You know 1 pangolo is empty, the other pangolo you don't know what is inside or if any thing is inside The empty pangolo = null, the one wey you no know wetin dey inside = undefined.
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Chef Meemah🚀
9 months
how'd you explain the difference between `undefined` and `null`?
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@ahrtmad
Ahmadu
10 months
Women probably do not know how small most penises are when they are not aroused, she think say e dey dangle above the water or something 😂
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I sell French and Boho Curls
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when i learnt they put their dick inside the toilet as they poo, i died and went to heaven
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@ahrtmad
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@ahrtmad
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4 months
@slimsuki_ Pep is number 1 Fergie number 2 Oya e don do
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@ahrtmad
Ahmadu
9 months
See wetin dey make us fight man, sardine na 900 naira
@SuperSmada
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9 months
life is so crazy bro.
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@sku_chies They do, for knacks only sha
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7 months
@ZeroRequiem__ This is why Rooney barely gets GOAT shouts too
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@ahrtmad
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13 days
kor-kor-kor Rema na you be that? Na me
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@ahrtmad
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24 days
that rema concert go dey insane man
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@ahrtmad
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4 months
@Austeen___ If na Messi na the best to ever do it
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@ahrtmad
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2 years
🐉
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@ahrtmad
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1 year
@AsapChow Sadness go don consume me man, I fit no even remember
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@ahrtmad
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15 days
@noahutd9 @OJSIMPS0NBURNER @Ic3Evaa Brother who would buy a Noah lyles shoe over an ant one
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@ahrtmad
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8 months
@theakintomiwa Join with her, that's true love
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
I have to just farm $portal @Portalcoin whether I like it or not. No choice!
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@ahrtmad
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2 months
There’s normal civilians that think they are on par with these monsters and it makes me laugh
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athletes are so scary
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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@hyunapics__ She's always been horrible don't know how y'all didn't figure that out before now
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5 months
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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@Keion_____ there are no favourites in Afcon, how many times will we say this
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@ahrtmad
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2 years
🟠
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@ahrtmad
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1 month
Like this tweet for a sub (I’m going to be brutally honest, if your feelings get hurt easily don’t bother)
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@ahrtmad
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10 months
@FwFela @amaratomi @the_akinyele Lmao it started wayyy before this on WhatsApp o😭
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@ahrtmad
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1 year
@asemota It is called the spaced repetition system, takes more time than cramming, but the knowledge sticks
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@ahrtmad
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1 year
@oyinxx_ and it was not even so long ago
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1 month
@peppypundit @Squawka bro cooked himself lmao
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@ahrtmad
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1 year
@biolakazeem He could have scored 18 goals and stIll did not fit the coach's playing style we are not babies anymore, life is not just white and black, there are many shades in between You want a 38 y/old man to play transition footy common man
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@ahrtmad
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1 month
I went to research 😂 Ogaju
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@ahrtmad
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10 months
@NobleBenz @Agent_DodoKunle All these for 17k at the end of the month
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@ahrtmad
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4 months
@Davidclint146 And na you still dey thief her money use am buy phone
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4 months
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@karoblaq Baba just back yahoo boys, which one be tjis excuse
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@ahrtmad
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20 days
@Arikeh__ Until one day 10 years later you see someone wearing her type of crocs and your day is ruined
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@ahrtmad
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8 months
@bigdaddyfemi Lmao, you people are trying to make Salah look like haaland and it is funny
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@ahrtmad
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1 year
@XXL She is so funny 😂, my queen $tip @tipcoineth
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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@MuskCaughtAP They wanted him gone btw 😂
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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@bleachcb Them just dey hate babami, spray on
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@ahrtmad
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21 days
@imtoojaded_ Rema is right there
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@ahrtmad
Ahmadu
1 month
E no get matter wey we no Dey disgrace ourself for twitter
@Ic3Evaa
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"I'm a Nigerian" *closes tweet*
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@ahrtmad
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6 months
There is absolutely no way they win at anfield Sha 🤣, 4-1 Liverpool
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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1-0 Luton Town. OGBENE HAS OPENED THE SCORE VS LIVERPOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@ahrtmad
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10 months
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@ahrtmad
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4 months
@centroFJ @yehblitzed ? How does this make any sense 😭
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@001andros @ily2Chris @Kunmi_ad The day the weyrey Chris catch me, him wan pai me finish man
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
@ChilotamOjukwu And how there’s other hundreds that put in that much time to the craft and there’s no workings for them
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
@AniUTD Best season post SAF as how lmao
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@ahrtmad
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15 days
@Ic3Evaa Sounds like something a nerd would say 😂
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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@daryl_ei I personally believe the beef started when we pursued them out of our country for taking our jobs
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@BFlyersBabe You decided to interprete the lyric as all women just so you can be angry on a monday morning btw😂 "This one na seniorita abi na mamacita" "Big kala need your bunda" Comes before those lines, he's talking about a babe, but you just wan vex laaro kutu kutu Monday
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@ahrtmad
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2 months
@IamDONAVE @TheSayerNote TF do you mean by for no reason 😂
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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@heiiimav na only one type of material una dey wear for that ends😂?
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@ahrtmad
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2 months
@_Zeets He’s just 21 lol
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@itsShay_E @0x Nothing really concern you with wetin him tweet, you just wan suck epon
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
@Enioluwa_ Nobody doing this fooling thing like you my oga ❤️
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@ahrtmad
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8 months
@bigdaddyfemi Una dey talk about am like say na one poacher wey just dey wait for final ball
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@ahrtmad
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11 months
@stunner_xoxo Fuel - 500 naira, dollar - 1000 why would I be thinking of Senegalese 😭
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@TheLampardView Why do they always do this 😂
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
@obireochuko_ 😂 who Dey read newspaper normally commot for here jor
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@ahrtmad
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25 days
@mcsauce_utd_ @Bxshhyy does having male chromosomes make her a man then ser mcsauce ?
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@ahrtmad
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10 months
@stateoffooty If he played that ball on the ground it won't reach hojlund lol
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
@JadenAFC It’s probably the same thing for multi millionaires 😂
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@ahrtmad
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4 months
@logicfgs @mumz__16 This no apply to city though, they were forcing saves and dancing in Madrid’s box
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@flygodT I'd go to a concert for sure, but Concerts are still Haram sha, and they don't look up to those people
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@ahrtmad
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7 months
@TheHabaneroChef This is what my secondary school uniform looks like if I remove the blazer
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@ahrtmad
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6 months
@Omokelp Feels like awesome Pr at this point
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
I start my day with credit alert every morning "Yello you have been credited with 1.5gb out of your 45gb for the month blablabla" Feels good icl
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@ahrtmad
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10 months
@_gsishere juju go always show up to statpad useless things❤️🥰😊
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@ahrtmad
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2 months
@Wana____ Religion is a good hopium system, the best too, but it’s not the only one lmao
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@ahrtmad
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13 days
@3sDries1 @RegistaCall Why are you hating on a new player edgy boy 😂
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@ahrtmad
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3 months
$VOLVO is still early 3k mcap get in before we leave you behind 😏 FWqMJ83pYBQNJCUXfebsiowBTmnBL2VePPxpVLqusc3h
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@ahrtmad
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10 months
@chowwder_ you dey listen to omah lay and na rema you dey tweet about, you just know😂
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@ahrtmad
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25 days
@mcsauce_utd_ @Bxshhyy mcsauce utd can you guess how these gender tests are taken?
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@part_h8 @Ic3Evaa 6 inches though i can attest to that
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@ahrtmad
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9 months
@TheKruJue This is why he choose her kind over yours 😭
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@ahrtmad
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1 year
@bahdcoder This egbon you just dey farm dey go🤣
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@ahrtmad
Ahmadu
9 months
One of the two faces of football is a psychotic egocentric human, the other is just autistic sksks
@Og_Jigga
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Ronaldos mentality man I don’t know how he developed mental strength of that level
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