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House (he/him)

@aho

9 years

Prescient notes found amongst photos of 2-year-old me include "favorite toy: books" and "refuses to wear swimsuit".

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

15 years sure flew by

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3 years

Feeling my oats

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House (he/him)

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2 years

Is this… patriotism?

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House (he/him)

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3 years

Unknowable amounts of snow outside. Hour five without power. Nothing for it but to take a nap

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House (he/him)

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4 years

Dress for the job you want: isolated camp counselor

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House (he/him)

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3 years

Another day, another unsolicited thirst trap

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House (he/him)

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2 years

Bunter died, unexpectedly but peacefully, in his sleep overnight. He was 8 years old and our BEST frend.

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House (he/him)

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2 years

My knee is f________cked 😔

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

I don't often dwell on how hot @AB is, or how lucky I am that he's in my life…but I did tonight 🥰😘

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

This @GameReady is my best friend for the next 4 weeks

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

10 year challenge: 30 vs 40

Powerpoof Bear 🐻

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3 years

10 year challenge: 31 vs 41

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

New gym Dirty mirror Don't care

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House (he/him)

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2 years

I should smile more. 📷: @HBruisers

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

Gymmies

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

Arms looked cute. Won't delete later.

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House (he/him)

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5 years

Friday night dog on a bike.

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House (he/him)

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2 years

I've never needed (or regretted) Barry's more

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

Last night, seven weeks after he died, Bunter visited me for the first time in my dreams. We played together in a large, labrynthine apartment and I woke with a smile on my face.

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Oh. Well, these shorts DO hug one's hips 😬

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House (he/him)

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3 years

Feeling thicc and following the rules

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

Yesterday was not the worst day.

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House (he/him)

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2 years

Sleepy Gigi

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

I did an exercise 💦

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

Something something Pride Month. Something something stay hydrated stay thirsty.

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

When I was a twink

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

I'm going to assume it's the mirror making me look huge today

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Penultimate night at home. Smiling to stop myself from crying.

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

Trying to get back in the habit after 3 weeks of self indulgence followed by self pity

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Standard Saturday afternoon

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

We did a little tour of a very empty London on a very beautiful day. First up: Soho.

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

Okay I'm fully over 2022 now

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

2019 has been a year of many changes. I don't love change, fwiw. But I think, a few weeks from starting my 40th trip around the sun, that I'm in the best shape of my life. And I'm on track to read 80 books this year. So bully for me! 🤗🤗

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

Unhinged background blurring

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

Hello from the gym

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House (he/him)

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2 years

Three years ago today #dogonabike

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Yesterday was pet Tea. Bunter came In 3rd! ⚓🥰

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House (he/him)

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2 years

My friend Kevin brought me flowers 🤗🤗

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Not quite in pre-covid shape, but I'm happy with my progress since April, and I'm ready for the summer of love. Bunter and I head back to Provincetown Thursday! 🤸

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

Shameless thirst trap after doing double floor for the first time ever, because hashtag ponds ponds ponds.

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

We're back in business #dogonabike

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Saturday is for laundry and letters

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House (he/him)

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5 years

Of course I sang the #dogonabike song.

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

First shirtless front of the year!

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

One of the best things about being gay is not letting chairs decide how you should sit in them

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

Today's one bit of exercise is, inevitably, #dogonabike

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

No dog. Just exhaustion.

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House (he/him)

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4 years

Category is: rockstars. #ProudBoys

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

Pride workout clothes, volume 2

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

Dune done

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House (he/him)

@aho

7 years

New discovery: I sweat hearts.

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

Bunter turns 7 today. Here's a thread with some of our adventures from the past year...

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

Since gay 2020 is officially peak kaftan…

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

if the first thing you do in the morning is eat a live frog, you can go through the rest of the day knowing the worst is behind you

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Last year one of the owners of the Provincetown Brewing Company told me I had the best collection of short shorts in town. Keeping that title requires constant work

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

Best workout I've had this year, after a lovely indulgent Christmas and then having the flu. Hurrah!

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Possibly the cutest photo I've ever taken?

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House (he/him)

@aho

1 year

AIs need short shorts too

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

I hit a personal best at Barry's this morning! 3.44 miles. My previous best was 3.3.

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

I just weighed myself for the first time since September. I've put on 15lbs. Oops. 🤷 #morecarbonaraplease

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House (he/him)

@aho

1 year

Non-puppy content. Posted with apologies, and thirst

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

A Christmas walk with my best friend (currently restrained because otherwise he'll attempt to hunt the children on their sleds)

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

I went with conservative colours for the gym today

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

Not doing hell week…after tomorrow.

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

4 years ago today…

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

#dogonabike v5

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Lest we forget, I'm 90% legs

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

When you can't find your hat, so you wear your dog's sweater to snow blow the driveway

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

Dog on a bike

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

I got this jumper for Christmas 1997 🙌

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

I have paddle boarded three times this week without falling off 🤸🤸🤸

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

There's an 80% chance I won't work out again for a week. 💃💃

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

Flying to the US first thing tomorrow morning. What could go wrong running myself ragged today?

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

Instagram ads: 322. Me: 0.

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House (he/him)

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3 years

Out of hibernation

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

Back in London for 72 hours to say goodbye to my best friend. This is how I'll remember him always. Such a little vector of joy in my world

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

When your raincoat is the same length as your shorts

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House (he/him)

@aho

3 years

Reading outside ftw

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

One of us is going to the vet. Okay it's really both of us.

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House (he/him)

@aho

4 years

On Wednesdays we wear pink

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

He's not a morning dog.

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House (he/him)

@aho

2 years

I want to thank the straight family who left Bunter House after one night this summer, complaining that the art was too gay. Before them I'd never thought to hang this @sedgwickguth so it could be seen from two rooms

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House (he/him)

@aho

5 years

My sister's dog brought me this dead rat, so I guess you could say that I'm having a pretty great Sunday.

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