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@aglassofmalk

6 years

he better get cast in every romantic comedy from now onward bc he is SO CHARISMATIC

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@gwenbrina

6 years

give chance perdomo the same hype y’all gave noah centineo and tom holland

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

no (romantic) dynamic will be more satisfying than villain trying to pull hero to the dark and hero trying to pull villain to the light and both parties having the influence to make the other question their worldview and power 😭😭😭

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

LOL DIYOZA AND MCCREARY REALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE SAVING SOME NORMAL FOLKS BC CLARKE AND BELLAMY LOOK CLEAN AND WELL FED AND WERE CHILL... AND THEN THEY SHOW UP.... AND THEY HAVE THIS HOT TOPIC PRINCESS WITH SWORDS #THE100

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

watching the bear and the way carmy so intently gazes at sydney... i'm feeling so much

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

sdflkgsdfg Eliza really made it seem like this whole season was turbulent for bellarke when it's been lukewarm for 8 episodes and then we got dropkicked 47 times in one hour.

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@aglassofmalk

3 years

i like that pete davidson holds kim kardashian’s hand ONCE and suddenly he owns all of new york city

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

jason had 13 episodes to try his hardest to make us like echo and failed so deeply sasjdfaks actually to be fair he had 4 seasons and he couldn't manage that... and this is a show where people literally stan characters with no purpose... like jackson

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

a very weird & fascinating problem i have with romancé readers is that while i get that they FEEL denigrated by the rest of the literary world, their woe-is-me attitude is hard to take seriously because it never feels like punching up with the most lucrative genre in the world

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

it’s insane that as an actor, bob could literally have chemistry with a rock and yet he has absolutely none whatsoever with t*sya

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Lol... I mean the 100 came down without weapons or a desire to steal someone else’s land... but sure if we wanna make that comparison

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

dude... your show is on the CW... if there’s ever been a network more focused on young romance, i can’t think of it. your show isn’t on HBO, no matter how hard you try to pretend it is.

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

"you were good to him" LMAO FUCK off with this bullshit, she's seen literally literally about as much of their relationship as WE HAVE, and we are all rationally able to determine that she is NOT good for him, so thanks for being a bullshit mouthpiece

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6 years

not to sound bitter but it’s funny that zeke standing in front of raven is being read as protective in a romantic way but bellamy doing that back in season 2 wasn’t asjsjdjcjd

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

What a sad and tragic ending to such a beautiful, unique ship that embodied all the important things you want in a relationship. Understanding one another, compassion for one another even when you disagree, a friendship for a lifetime and obviously just two really hot people

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

"we don’t want to shy away from Lexa, and we want to continue to tell that story" yall if you needed any more reason to quit this show sdfjlgsdfg

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

if this site goes down, this is what we’re actually losing!!!!

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@aglassofmalk

4 years

the “short women are enabling pedophilia by existing” crowd is so filled with bitter jealousy over something so inconsequential that y’all wanna create a fake oppressed identity for why people don’t like you when it’s not because you’re tall, it’s because you’re an asshole

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

If they don’t show Clarke regretting pretty much leaving Bellamy to die, I’ll be so pissed.

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

the implication that romance can't be exciting and cleverly written says more about your faith in the genre and your faith in your own writing lmao

Natali Simmonds 🔥 MY DAUGHTER'S REVENGE out now!

@NJSimmondsbooks

2 years

Always makes me laugh when authors get angry that the bestselling books of the year are smutty, simply written, exciting, romantic, fun and diverse. Don't writers realise that readers just want a good time? Get over yourselves. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU BEING CLEVER!

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

i love u bitch ... and i ain’t never gonna stop loving you ... bitch

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

sometimes i see this gif of bellamy pop up on my dash and i SCREAM lmaooooo his face is so funny askdfas

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@aglassofmalk

4 years

i know this is about the mr & mrs smith announcement but the fact that all hollywood offers us now is conventionally attractive people kissing is so fucking sad lmao there's just no ROMANCE anymore!!!! there's no reason for me to root for any couple!!!

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

like i think he genuinely does not get why we don't like echo... like he thinks we're bitter shippers (WHICH I VERY MUCH AM LMAO) but like... there's layers to my hatred, dude

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@aglassofmalk

3 years

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

the "heart and the head" scene from 5x04 makes me sad cause clarke is smiling like "hey i spent 6 years with nothing but time to think about us and our relationship and what it means to me" and bellamy's like 'yeah... so.... some Stuff Happened while i was gone"

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Bellamy’s being dumb but no one is as dumb as Clarke was in 3A and that’s the TRUTH.

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Ashshdjd even if Jason thinks casual viewers/non shippers make up the majority of his viewing audience... do you know how many casual viewers I know who HATE Abby? How many don’t even know who Echo is? Ejdjsjd it’s laughable truly

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

rkldkgsd t*sya saying b*cho always had a thing since season 2... ah yes... when she was traumatizing him and trying to kill everyone she loved...

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Honestly fuck the fact that every white woman’s choices on this show are seen as infinitely more forgivable than Bellamy’s

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

lmao not to be a downer, but i would like to remind everyone that this is literally the pattern that follows every season - strong beginning, shit middle, a crumb tossed at the end to make us come back... jason does this every season so he'll retcon everything we get anyway

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

it’s unfathomable that adam driver even knows what a website is much less how to make one on square space

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@RollingStone

2 years

Exclusive: Many versions of Adam Driver will feature in Squarespace’s creative spot during the Super Bowl. Check out a behind-the-scenes video of it.

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

LOL ngl I am over everyone else acknowledging Bellamy and Clarke love each other and then never giving me a scene where they talk about it

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

I know it’s gonna lead to clownery but I’m still really happy that bob said Bellamy and Clarke reunite without external threats and that it’s so GOOD bc I’m a weak slut for their intimacy

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

they really did bring up lexa like 45 times since her death and brought up wells maybe maybe MAYBE once for brief second since his, despite the fact that he was clarke's best friend for like her ENTIRE life before the ground

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@aglassofmalk

7 years

“Bellamy blames everything on her” LOL Clarke.... who the narrative rarely truly holds accountable for her actions.... Bellamy.... who’s crucified for every decision he makes.... somehow he blames her for everything..... he yelled at her once.... guys pls stop snorting coke

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

lol what is there to indicate that echo even remotely has a friendship with raven like... this is what happens when u bring an antagonist into isolation with your protagonists and force a 6 year time jump on the audience... none of this makes sense

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@NewsBobMorley

6 years

“Acceptable Losses” episode description (507) air date: June 19th. #The100 (via @SpoilerTV )

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

the bond between t*sya and an actual career is more of a nonexistent thing

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@aglassofmalk

5 years

Amidst the sea of wh*te v*gans and wh*te feminists, some truths were told at #ClimateStrikeVancouver

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

feels like i always go backwards, baby — (1/1, reylo, e, 10.1k) - idiots/barely enemies to lovers, a probably inappropriate boss/employee relationship, and featuring a profound lack of understanding of how journalism works)

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@aglassofmalk

3 years

Jack Edwards

@jackbenedwards

3 years

no-one: romance books: this man is so big. he is just so huge. he towers over me. all i can think about is how big he is. his arms are big. but i have to contain this feeling. we work together! yet my mind is imagining a life with mr big in all his enormousness. he is so... big.

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

light/dark romances are SO GOOD but only if the hero is as swayed by the darkness as the villain is by the light... i need the push and pull!

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

lmao reading that idiot write that bellarke shippers are THREATENED by becho is literally a thought that can only be encapsulated by this vine

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

omg t**** is such a bad actress it’s not even funny... i feel like she’s attempting this raspy serious vibe but it just sounds like she’s doing bad voiceover work

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

k*bbys are getting real brave calling bellarke fans the republican party of this show as though they’re not all a group of predominantly middle aged white women patronizing teens for caring about romance between two main leads of a CW show...

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

honestly i want fighting but not at the expense of bellamy's character when the fuck would he ever force anything like this on a literal child for fucking echo???? fuck off jason

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Xisjkddk Clarke slapping Bellamy, leaving him to die, Madi now spouting off L*xa speeches... C/Ls really got fed a whole meal last night

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@aglassofmalk

1 year

it's v funny because i’ve seen people from other fandoms who "HATE" reylo & yet seem to know MANY FICS. saying shit like “they have a fic where xyz happens” or “didn't that person write that one story?” like babe… you're exhibiting fan behaviour.

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

i feel like the reason i don't feel hype about any of it is 1) cause jason has literally said b*cho aren't a temporary thing, and 2) if bob or eliza had filmed anything alluding to a canon bellarke, i feel like we'd move past words like "respect", "partnership" and "appreciation"

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

people being so angry in the qrts.... my brother in christ if you were foolish enough to think mindy kaling president of the swirl association would ever make paxton devi's endgame romance... that is on YOUUUUUUU

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@aglassofmalk

7 years

Lmao I mean CL got together after two weeks of knowing each other so I don’t think we need an education from you

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

It’s hilarious that there’s all these things Echo is meant to be - smart, capable, (now) empathetic because of her connection with the space people - and she’s literally none of those things. And we’re still meant to like her.

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Lmao Jason’s definitely gonna tweet about how everyone’s dipping after that interview.... not sure if it’ll be more of the same condescending “stop shipping” bullshit or if it’s the “wait and see it’s the long game” bullshit

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

i too would cuddle up close to emma d'arcy for support if i was sloshed out of my mind (also if i was sober)

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@qlou112

2 years

Milly Alcock wasted at the golden globes is top tier

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

t*sya claiming that echo served people blindly explains why she made so many "mistakes"... lmao... what a load of bullshit... thats even more reason to believe that her personality change after 6 years means nothing...

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

don't read this jason but im going to be reading a ROMANTIC book with ROMANCE and RELATIONSHIPS and HAPPINESS and PROPERLY EXPLORED ENEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS DYNAMICS

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@aglassofmalk

5 years

LOL this is what we call back pedalling when we’ve potentially ruined our career as a professional writer

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Me when I heard E*ho call Raven “Spacewalker”

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

how cute was it when octavia showed NO growth or change in six years

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@aglassofmalk

7 years

@The100polls2 LMAO imagine being this scared of the truth, like honey... it's gonna happen... she legit called him every day for 2000 days

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@aglassofmalk

4 years

people who think that being conventionally hot is all a couple needs to be to sell an audience on their romance are why chr*s pr*tt thought all he needed to do to be a leading man was get a six pack... meanwhile he has the screen presence of bologna

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

sorry to talk about the show that shall not be named but the fact that shumway couldn’t get any other work and basically had to come crawling back to this show after leaving to “grow as a writer” is fucking hilarious

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

lol the leadership quote is nice and all and my issue with it isn’t with bob specifically but if clarke went up with them, anyone that thinks after 6 years in space, bellamy would have still ended up with echo and NOT clarke hasn’t been watching the show

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@aglassofmalk

4 years

rich person: acts like every rich person does everyone: clowns on them jameela jamil, uninvited as usual: HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING POORS ARE SO STUPID THEY ACKNOWELDGED THEY'RE PRIVILEGED WHAT MORE COULD YOU FUCKING PLEBS WANT???? everyone:

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

i’ll be yours for the weekend (complete! part 2/2, reylo, e, 7k) or: rey and ben get snowed-in together. 🔗:

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

i’ll be yours for the weekend (part 1/2, reylo, 7k) - Rey’s dreams of a tranquil, solitary Christmas weekend at Han and Leia’s cabin upstate fall apart when she ends up snowed in with their surly, miserable son.

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

this isn’t even considering the actual issues inherent to genre romance poisoning it as an entire subset of the literary world - unchecked racism, overwhelming whiteness, trope-based publishing, etc etc

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

honestly even after such a shitshow of a season, i will probably watch bellamy and clarke's s5 finale hug a bunch of times wistfully dreaming about what could have been

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR ME

Netflix

@netflix

2 years

Bridgerton fans, those gorgeous orchestral covers are back in Season 2! Harry Styles, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Madonna, and Alanis Morissette are just a few of the artists you should keep an ear out for

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Lines I kinda never wanna hear again: - together - my sister my responsibility - there are no good guys - all lines in trigadahahlala - head and heart

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

i do understand feeling like you’re not taken seriously because of misogyny and the stuff you read being seen as “trashy” but like generally speaking you may come across a few snobs on here, but you’d also have swathes of romance readers constantly at your defence???

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@aglassofmalk

7 years

LOL remember when brownface Becky literally sliced open Raven's arm? Ah yes... the closest of friends...

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

and when u try & confront romance readers about these problems, you get a lot of responses saying “it’s escapism” or “i’m not politically interrogating my interests, i’m just reading to have fun!” and i actually don’t care what kinks get a person off but like lol be serious

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

i always knew deep down i owed everything to prince

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

Jake Johnson reveals on @KellyClarksonTV that Prince was responsible for Nick and Jess’ relationship on ‘New Girl’: “he said he’ll do the show if he could help them get together, and he got to live the whole fantasy.”

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

who is abby to murphy anyway lol

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

when vampire academy releases and i get my rose/dimitri content... then what??? everyone knows mentor/mentee always SLAPS!!!

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

It’s funny to see K*bbys complain about how they’ve been wronged and how they feel like their favourite characters are acting OOC... when they’re literally as self-involved and as patronizing as they’ve always been. Cry me a river.

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@aglassofmalk

7 years

In my mind, this is how I imagine Iris ACTUALLY reacting to Felicity trying to steal her sunshine on her wedding day. “I’m THIS close to kicking your ass, thanks to this white nonsense.”

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

I CAME ACROSS THIS REACTION VIDEO FOR 4X13 AND LMAOOOOOO HIS FACE IS SUCH A FUCKING MOOD

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

the implication that cancel culture is a systemic problem and then using an example of a guy who literally violated his girlfriend's trust and committed a sex crime???? hello????

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2 years

One such student, Diego, has been shunned in the hallways and classrooms of his high school ever since word got out that he’d shown off a nude photo of his girlfriend while drunk at a party

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@aglassofmalk

3 years

a casual backyard graduation ceremony!!!! a master of public health in a pandemic!!!! smart???? foolish??? idk but expensive as fuck

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Remember that time I wasted years watching a TV show only for its showrunner to spit on me and everything I loved about the show?

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

We really did guess every plot line they were gonna use

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

sometimes i go back and watch that first bellarke hug in 2x05 just because of the feeling it gave me when i first watched it :(

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@aglassofmalk

3 years

it doesn’t actually matter to me what john mulaney does with his life but this clip was painful to watch dhshshs

lea chin-sang

@bigfatmoosepssy

3 years

the scattered clapping is KILLING me

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@aglassofmalk

7 years

I’m sorry, I’m still so deeply confused. Her RIDE OR DIE nature..... So... like after Bellamy helped free her and the other trapped grounders from MW and she helped kill his girlfriend? Ah yes, such a loyal friend.

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@aglassofmalk

4 years

i’m very short and YET no one is holding me in their Amazonian embrace, FeministaJones CAN YOU SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN THIS

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@aglassofmalk

7 years

Bellamy... parallels... with Echo... I’m actually laughing so hard at the audacity of white people 😂😂😂 (I’m confused, do white people get off on constantly attempting to create meaningful relationships between Bellamy and the people who ruin his life?)

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

I’ve never seen him dm so many people as he has in the past couple days djdjdjdjd he’s terrified outta his damn mind

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@aglassofmalk

9 months

okay better! better! feels like an actual romcom trailer and not like the strange euphoria edit the last trailer had

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@sweeneydailyx

9 months

First official trailer for 'Anyone But You'.

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Lol Octavia crying in that last scene was the weirdest thing tbh... she’s a sadistic psycho who chooses to put her family in a fight to the death and then is sad about it??? When she’s literally never displayed having a soul in the last 9 episodes?

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

they cant just go from her leaving him to die and then him pulling her closer to him without like a proper scene in between right? will i be let down again? stay tuned

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@aglassofmalk

7 years

@spacebabyBlake "She's just resting her head" oh yeah we all just cry and rest our cheeks in the hands of nice kind hot guys for comfort cause we're "tired"

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Day 1247. Somehow Echo is still alive and we’re all forced to see her on our screens.

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Counting down the seconds until S*chin involves himself in this...

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@aglassofmalk

2 years

the clip with the sharma’s wearing yellow and gold and the marigold flowers in the background????? 😭😭😭 weeping at the cultural implications!!!!!

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@aglassofmalk

3 years

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever read

Winston Marshall

@MrWinMarshall

3 years

“Why I’m Leaving Mumford & Sons” by Winston Marshall

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

they really did this to bellamy blake... like i've stuck by his side thru everything... even the SLICKED BACK HAIR IN THE PILOT.... they really did this to me 5 years later

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

Well I’m done with this show! What a waste of 5 years LOL

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@aglassofmalk

6 years

I just don’t think the last two days have been real??? And tbh lets be real we weren’t even fed that much contextually with re: to the show itself, but we were treated like we were real and valid and existed???? Kinda got me fucked up

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