Checked my phone and saw I missed my mom’s call… I called her back
Me: Hi mama
Mom: why are you panting?
Me: I just finished running 100m
Mom: I told you to stop running… what did you get?
Me: Gold
Mom: I’m proud of you!
You no go proud ke🤣
I made mini twists yesterday and someone asked if I added passion twists or kinky to my hair, and I was like, 'No, it's my natural hair’
She was stunned! 🤭
My aunt told me to show her a particular video on my phone… I showed her and this woman started swiping… I collected my phone and she said “so I can’t check what is on your phone?”
I said YES w my full chest
P.s I’m not hiding anything but they misunderstand things a lot 😔
Rain beat me with freshly applied sunscreen on my face 😭
It was na looking like I poured milk on my face… People were not looking at me cause I was fine 😔
Wasilah said I talk like my male friends and she doesn’t like it
So I told her that I’ll try to talk like a lady around her
Things we do for friends (she called herself my girlfriend)🤭
I randomly just remembered the time I thought “eye service” meant “window shopping”
Don’t ask what goes on in my head please😔
I think I told my mom “let’s go and do eye service in the supermarket”😂
Me: Wasilah, do you like slime?
Wasilah: I like pimple popping videos, I like ear cleaning videos
Bro that was not what I asked naw 🤣🤣
How do they relate ehn fine girl?
@TheWasilah
Buses (public transport) and their wiring need to be studied cause why is this man controlling his horn from the indicator?😭
Let’s not even talk about the interior