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Father Figure

@adeolaowosho

3 years

Some of my brilliant tweets about scaling Growth for early and mid-stage startups See Thread

Father Figure

@adeolaowosho

3 years

Content is key but your site needs domain authority for all other stuff to work. Mere creating a website with thousands of pages wont cut it. Your technical SEO is gonna be a mess, those pages aren't gonna get indexed & they're definitely not gonna rank so d no. 1 thing is D.A

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Father Figure

@adeolaowosho

1 year

Face of a proud “Omo ale Yoruba”

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1 year

I’m dropping 2 more because I’m now greedy and 900 + 900 = 1800 😂

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

900 new people really followed me because of one picture. This Elon Jack’s Twitter ehn

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Currently inside korope on my way to our Motion designer’s house with 5 liters of fuel. Nigeria is mad but I’m madder. This product launch must happen tomorrow seh!

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

As I’m typing this tweet like this, we don lodge our engineers for shortlet. Make dem dey write the code for my front. 😭👍🏽

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

My guy just muttered “Today na 26…abi dem don comot me for payroll ni?’ I cracked up real bad 😂😂😂😂😂

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

My girl. 🥹

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@adeolaowosho

10 months

Since y’all said she’s really fine. Oya take one more 🤭

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Gtbank card just worked for Google Workspace Ladies and gentlemen. Congratulations! 😩😩

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@adeolaowosho

10 months

Told you! 🙂 Cc: @TheNimie_ 💀

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@adeolaowosho

10 months

Saw this girl yesterday and she took some fire pictures of us. 😮‍💨😍

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@adeolaowosho

7 months

These are my sisters. Squad depth is crazy. 😮‍💨

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Imagine trying to deliver a package to a customer and upon imputing your details, you get access to 10+ different courier services and their prices. Why overpay on delivery fees when there are OTHER CHEAPER AND FASTER OPTIONS? RUN YOUR ECOM BUSINESS LIKE YOU MEAN BUSINESS!!!

Father Figure

@adeolaowosho

3 months

If you run an ecommerce business and you struggle with getting reliable delivery services, we have something for you. More than 40 logistics companies are on @OurMidddleman today and you can compare their rates in one click and choose the best option every single time! 🎉

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

My mama lifestyle cost. Na this week I know. Time for her to go back to her husband. 🫵🏽

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1 year

𝗟𝘂'.

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1 year

Let me see your face cards.

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

As I’m typing this tweet like this, we don lodge our engineers for shortlet. Make dem dey write the code for my front. 😭👍🏽

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@adeolaowosho

2 years

@alpha_iphy The rich dude opposite my office sits down with his gateman every Friday evening to drink & eat fried fish. They sit for up to 5hrs gisting about everything & anything. After dem finish, gateman go still carry keg go buy fuel for filling station. Work rltnshp stays intact.

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1 year

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Omo today has been hell. Htf am I just seeing this!? 🥹 Araaadugboooo I’m the man ooo and the startup is @PayMidddleman . 🥹🤲🏽

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

I don arrest am. 😂 He’s actually done with the design. Worked on it overnight 😂😂😂

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Currently inside korope on my way to our Motion designer’s house with 5 liters of fuel. Nigeria is mad but I’m madder. This product launch must happen tomorrow seh!

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

My name is Adeola. But you call me ‘Woke Yoruba bastard’

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Idan pampered me like stupid yesterday 😋💀

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

They say delay is not denial. @OurMidddleman has evolved. And our new updates are LIVE! ✨ New landing page:

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Currently inside korope on my way to our Motion designer’s house with 5 liters of fuel. Nigeria is mad but I’m madder. This product launch must happen tomorrow seh!

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Momsy don send another batch. This time, she even came along. Na God save me. Indomie ti féè jà òtá olúwa e nifun 😭😭

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@adeolaowosho

2 years

“We left home to feed home”. Now look at us. Na home dey send us foodstuff. Ebi ti fe fo oju everybody 💀💀😂

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

900 new people really followed me because of one picture. This Elon Jack’s Twitter ehn

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Need to buy my girl a really pretty dress soon 🙏🏽 Scratch that. Need to buy her like 6 really pretty dresses. 🥹

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

BREAKING NEWS: Princess ChiChi bags 291 votes in Osun State On your mandate I am standing ma 🦍😍

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Our website is live! 🚀🚀🚀

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Midddleman is more than a tech product. It’s a movement to create a system that verifies online vendors. The vision is to make it difficult for scam vendors to thrive and to help legitimate vendors make more money by addressing the “trust factor”.

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@adeolaowosho

6 months

I need a big win soon. I’m getting tired and losing momentum.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Supplier

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Fellow ‘akótilétàs’, kindly follow edakun 🤲🏽

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@adeolaowosho

18 days

“You stammer o”… yes I know, you stupid fool.

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19 days

"you are slim oh"...yes I know you stupid fool.

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@adeolaowosho

7 months

Main character.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Food.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

I have till June (max) to figure out wtf I’m actually doing with my life.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Media update so you don’t have to scroll too far.

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

If you run an ecommerce business and you struggle with getting reliable delivery services, we have something for you. More than 40 logistics companies are on @OurMidddleman today and you can compare their rates in one click and choose the best option every single time! 🎉

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Hi, I’m Adeola and I do POS. And you?

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

@stivyn_west Taleleyi

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@adeolaowosho

9 months

Believe me when I tell you Midddleman was birthed from a place of pain & frustration. The next 5 years are about building the future that we envision. A world where legit business owners are able to thrive and build trust easily. This is the Midddleman story. Tell everyone.

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@adeolaowosho

9 months

Tomorrow. Be there 🥲🫵🏽

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

When @Omolarablaq and I started @OurMidddleman , we were pretty sure we only cared about the “Payment on Delivery” problem. 3 months down d line, we realised there were other problems in the ecom value chain we could solve for. I’m officially introducing “Remit by Midddleman” 🦍

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@adeolaowosho

1 month

Road trip.

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@adeolaowosho

2 years

Here you go 💀

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

You as a baby and now thread

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@adeolaowosho

6 months

A vendor just used @OurMidddleman to escrow a payment of N42,000. Our highest so far. 🥹🚀

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@adeolaowosho

7 months

Time stamp: 4:30 AM 06/01/2024

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@adeolaowosho

4 months

Nisan 14.

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@adeolaowosho

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Nisan 14.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

First episode of my ‘podcast’ is ready but now’s not the time. For now we mourn.

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@adeolaowosho

7 months

Quick media update.

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

What should my engineers have for dinner? I don wear Apron. 😌 Btw, our new website has been completed in less than 24 hours. This thing is working 😭

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

As I’m typing this tweet like this, we don lodge our engineers for shortlet. Make dem dey write the code for my front. 😭👍🏽

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

@itsSh0la Okay I’m done following you. It was great while it lasted.

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Walahi, A ko code moju ni 😭✋🏽

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

As I’m typing this tweet like this, we don lodge our engineers for shortlet. Make dem dey write the code for my front. 😭👍🏽

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@adeolaowosho

6 months

@paballo_maseko @BelleAiresMusic @oluremi_x @LanreyAfolabi We have the cup. Do you? 💀💀💀💀

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@adeolaowosho

4 months

Nisan 14.

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Effective immediately, @OurMidddleman is no longer just an escrow service. We are now a one-stop-shop for e-commerce businesses. An ecosystem of people and tools that make business easier for e-com entrepreneurs.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Buy shoes from @tijoandbibs . My baby bought me this green shirt and I want more 🥲

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@adeolaowosho

10 months

Ladies and gentlemen, we are ready to have you! 🥹🥹. Safer social commerce is here:

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@adeolaowosho

6 months

You can’t watch this video and not despise Nonsmiraj’s show 😭 “How much did you buy your wig”? “You look like my houseboy” STUPID SHOW!

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6 months

This guy is so calm! I respect him!

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

My mom left yesterday. Reality don dey set in. Egbami, mo tun ti gbe indomie kana 😭😭

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Are you a Nigerian ecommerce business owner? Sending Yuan/CNY/RMB to your Chinese suppliers is now possible on @OurMidddleman ! Go to to get started.

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Effective immediately, @OurMidddleman is no longer just an escrow service. We are now a one-stop-shop for e-commerce businesses. An ecosystem of people and tools that make business easier for e-com entrepreneurs.

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@adeolaowosho

7 months

Last crossover, I was on Tarkwa bay getting my souls snatched as the clock ticked 12. No wonder my eyes see shege this year. Hence, I shall not be participating in any unholy activities tomorrow night 🙏🏽

Big Bad Adé | Real Estate Guy

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7 months

From someone who has done both. First, get to the church early by say 10pm and crossover at the Church. Then spend a minimum of 45 minutes of the new year in the church. However, ensure that whatever church you go is atleast 30minutes…

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

@zia_tiffah Thank you Zia 🥳. It’s bastard blood 🤤

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@adeolaowosho

1 month

When I started my career in October 2018, one of the earliest lessons I learnt from Eyitayo was “Culture eats strategy for breakfast” So we spent the last 2 months imbibing in our team the kind of workplace culture that we want to scale At Midddleman, we do WHATEVER IT TAKES ✊🏽

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Currently inside korope on my way to our Motion designer’s house with 5 liters of fuel. Nigeria is mad but I’m madder. This product launch must happen tomorrow seh!

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Top boy.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

This woman sent Jollof rice, Chicken and Fayrouz to me at the office. I hit a jackpot fellas! 😭

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

He called me just as I alighted from the bike at his gate. I said “No bother explain yourself, just come open gate. I dey outside” 😂😂

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

I don arrest am. 😂 He’s actually done with the design. Worked on it overnight 😂😂😂

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

The way this economy is going, na for Registry I go share rice and chicken o. Once you miss registry bayi. O ti lor. Me and my wife don start our life.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

I can be the man of the year. You can be the man of the year too. 🔥 @seyi_vibez

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@adeolaowosho

8 months

Day 1. Literally. 🙂

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Been a while since we heard from “I can’t submit to a man who can’t be provide for me” Twitter. Who else smells this breath of fresh air?

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

E wan take my life but I’m still standing strong 🥲

Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeVille.

@_5th_january

1 year

Quote this with a picture of your car

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

@queenturah Tbvhh 😹😹 Bastard gene is good gene

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@adeolaowosho

6 months

Money wey I suppose use japa when dollar dey 450, I go use am buy Benz. I am a very foolish boy.

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@adeolaowosho

9 months

Quick demo video of Midddleman 🥁

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Shall I announce the launch of “The Midddleman Podcast” tonight or wait till tomorrow? 🔥🔥

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@adeolaowosho

11 months

Earlier.

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

I need this electricity tariff hike thing to start ASAP! They should make our lives more difficult. We need a LIVING HELL reality for our heads to be correct. I need Agbado people to lead the mandate recovery. They must VOICE OUT. Let’s suffer moreeeeee 🔥 🔥

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1 year

With the way things are going now, e be like say Agbado people will follow Peter Obi reclaim his mandate.

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@adeolaowosho

2 months

As our parents grow older, they actually become more childish. Because why did my Mom block me on WhatsApp over this small matter fgs 😂😭

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Guys, I run a skincare brand in the middle of the night… after mere mortals have gone to sleep. Check us out on Instagram and buy face steamers from us:

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@adeolaowosho

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Nisan 14.

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1 year

25 and half 🥲

✌🏾✌🏾

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1 year

20-29 this thread is for y’all. Drop your picture and age. 😊

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@adeolaowosho

2 months

My cofounder doesn’t talk too much. She nailed it in 60 seconds 🔥🔥 If na me, ejo wewe yii ni shaaaa. 600 seconds, I neva talk anything meaningful 😭

Bayomi, Tech & Startup Guy

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2 months

This founder has 60 secs to pitch their startup

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

In 2006, I was about entering JSS1 and my Dad “lost” his job. It took 3 years for him to get back on his feet and not a single soul knew. Mom made sure to collaborate and ‘bo asiri’ for 3 years. Women like my Mom >>>>>>

chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit).

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1 year

True story: ''I was a banker married to a banker until I lost my job via downsizing. For two years I searched for another job no way, I was paid off handsomely and I lost all the money in some business investment. Within that 2 years, three of my in-laws moved into our home in

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3 months

THE SIGNUPS ARE ACTUALLY INSANE. 🔥 Vanity metric but a win is a win. 🤝

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@adeolaowosho

8 months

To new beginnings 🥂

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@adeolaowosho

10 months

Media update 🥲

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@adeolaowosho

1 year

Serving skin 🥹🥲

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

I wasn’t kidding 😂😂😭

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

My mama lifestyle cost. Na this week I know. Time for her to go back to her husband. 🫵🏽

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@adeolaowosho

8 months

For me, quality time is everything 😌. When I was dating, no amount of time was too long to have my girl around. Like yessssss, come over baby. Pack a bag for 2 weeks 🥹

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@adeolaowosho

3 months

Copywriting/Marketing Twitter, when are you going to comment on this? 🥲 Did I disappoint you? 😅

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@adeolaowosho

4 months

I spent the last 24 hours thinking of copy for the hero message for @OurMidddleman ’s home page. I think I finally have something great! 🔥

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@adeolaowosho

5 months

We migrated everyone on the team to Zoho a couple months ago but retained Google for cofounders & customer support. This morning we paid 90k to Google for January and February subscription for just 2 users. Ladies and gentlemen, Zoho UI is suddenly looking pretty in my eyes. 🙂

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@FerrzAk Hiii Asa

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#NewProfilePic

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