I shamed a new guy at work today for bragging about watching porn whenever his wife is in another room.
"You have a wife and you watch porn, huh? Grow up, loser. What are you? 13 years old?"
Always shame guys who brag about watching porn. And they have no idea how to respond.
@newvangelicals
@edgykristina
Not totally related, but I just wanted to go ahead and remind you that you're not a Christian at all, so this t-shirt is kind of irrelevant.
He lives to crush the fiends of hell
Glory, hallelujah!
He lives and doth within me dwell
Glory, hallelujah!
Shout on, pray on, were gaining ground
Glory, hallelujah!
The dead's alive, and the lost is found
Glory, hallelujah!
If you haven't figured out by now that Taylor Swift is a satanic priestess casting literal spells upon thousands of people simultaneously at these worship rituals, I don't really know what to tell you at this point. 🤷♂️
Oh, imagine that! One of the top voices in the conservative Christian female political commentary space doesn't think that the traditional household/homemaking resurgence is biblically based! Who could have seen this coming?!
(My wife doesn't have time to speak at conferences)
The “trad wife / trad life” trend on social media is not a Biblical standard.
On this episode of The Sword and The Trowel,
@tomascol
and Graham Gunden welcome
@conservmillen
for a LIVE show that was filmed at the 2024 National Founders Conference.
Available on the Founders
Yeah sounds great, buddy. Let me just go spend years taking over a gay church with a female in the pulpit during the formative years of the lives of my 5 children. That's definitely the top priority at hand. We definitely win by taking back cool buildings at the expense of our
@FoundersMin
@tomascol
@conservmillen
Oh, imagine that! One of the top voices in the conservative Christian female political commentary space doesn't think that the traditional household/homemaking resurgence is biblically based! Who could have seen this coming?!
@BenZeisloft
Not to start a fight or insult you, brother (you know I love and appreciate you, your work, and your whole crew!), but I'd like to present a better explanation for the sentiment that you're opposing here in terms of heritage Americans.
Africans have a long history here, much
He’s a pastor. He’s a politician. He’s hellbent on banning porn.
Meet the Christian nationalist lawmaker who wants Oklahoma to “obey God” and the government to “terrorize evildoers.”
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I've never made a New Year's resolution before. I think they're kind of dumb, but that's mainly because it seems like people never follow through, so then what's the point, unless your goal for the year is to be a liar?
That being said, I am making an important resolution for
Children born to Christian parents are:
1. Pagans
2. Children of wrath
3. Outside the Covenant
Parents should treat them as such by:
1. Loving them.
2. Praying for them.
3. Preaching the Gospel to them.
Watching your bros absolutely stack W's is the best thing ever.
This man has been writing some of my favorite folksy tunes ever for a few years now, and hasn't played a single concert until tonight, because he's a busy, committed husband, father, and pastor (mega-based).
He
@William_E_Wolfe
Dang. Brought tears to my eyes. God is so good. This is very similar to my wife and I's life, except we were 18 when she first got pregnant.
@jdunwell
“Claiming to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things. Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among
If you single fellas needed any more reasons to attend the
@New_Christendom
conference in Ogden this June: one of my fellow kings just got engaged to a wonderful woman that he met at the inaugural conference last June. I mean, come on now!!
W's in the chat RIGHT NOW😤🔥👑
@reachjulieroys
@johnmacarthur
@GraceComChurch
I grew up on the very same whacker you're referring to! It was a wonderful tool, and I'm very grateful for my parents' diligent and prayerful use of it. Physical discipline is biblical. Discipline in anger is unbiblical.
As I approach Salt Lake City for the second annual
@New_Christendom
conference, I see that the high priests of the demon Moroni are burning sacrifices atop their mountains, desperately trying to stop what is happening.
We are inevitable. This land belongs to the Lord.
Moscow big mad that their own parishioners listen to NCP shows more than FLF.
Could your envy be ANY more obvious?
A wise man (
@Brian_Sauve
) once said, there is no fixed pie of glory, and we should not envy when our brothers succeed with their own endeavors, but rather rejoice!
this has to stop. literally the worst memes I've ever seen come from the most self congratulatory reformed meme lords
how can you just linger on these palm tree stripe sun motifs from ten years ago... you have to find something NEW
If you agree that Christians' households should be Christian, then you cannot consistently argue against Christian nationalism. Anti-CN baptists, for instance: don't you dare criticize Christian nationalism and then still drag your vipers in diapers to church on Sunday.
@thescottbarber
True. A minefield would be a more effective fear tactic against the cartels trafficking warriors and child sex slaves into our country.
@TJSumpter
Okay, Toby. Hop in a time machine and go to any century in the past two millennia, find some Christians, and ask them how they like the term "Judeo-Christian."
My money says they'd be staring back at you like this:
Just dined at the Lord's Table with my wife, my brothers, my children and their cousins. Will probably do it again every Sunday for the rest of my life as per usual.
W's in the chat.
I don't really use my streaming services all that much anymore. Gonna try to start utilizing
@canonpress
Canon + more. What are the best things on there for my kids to take in?
Saying “physiognomy is real” is a top-notch dig because it insults both body & mind. Much of the time, it holds true. Turns out, you CAN judge a book by its cover.
🧵 a short thread... (1/7)
Guess which guy wrote “The Boniface Option” and which guy calls CN a deep state psyop?
This is Joey. Joey's dad is a "calvinistic" baptist pastor. Joey is 17. Though Joey has been catechized from birth, his brain is probably not developed enough to give a trustworthy, articulable profession of faith, so in the interest of safety, he's not baptized or communed yet.
Good afternoon, and a merry Lord's day to you!
Today's bible is a contender for my favorite, alongside tomorrow's bible. Both are ESV.
This is the Personal Size Quentel (PSQ) from Schuyler Bibles, in their marbled mahogany calfskin. This bible is my most used one over the past
@DuckieLouise
The thing with Dave is that he is suitable for:
1- young couples who haven't had kids yet, and are primed and ready for some extreme living to set themselves up for incredible wealth.
2- people who are chronic disasters with 💰 & the only fix for them is intensely strict budget