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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
Should probably stop checking my phone for life changing emails every 15 seconds and just do the dishes.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
35. It is what it is... 🎈 🎉
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Can you fall in actual love with roast potatoes??
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Felt cute, might delete later. 💁🏼‍♂️ #newprofilepic
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Putting on trousers that don’t have have an elasticated waist for the first time this week, is decision I immediately regret.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Will it ever stop raining or is this just part of how we live now?
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Just gradually transitioning from my daytime pajamas to my evening wear pajamas.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
10 months
Used my birthday money to get some Persil liquitabs. Thanks for the kind wishes x
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I am genuinely intimidated by the turkey now occupying 93% of the fridge. It’s a pure alpha turkey. I doubt I’ll sleep tonight. 🦃
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
Just checking, regarding zoom meetings, we’re only ironing what’s visible right?
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Got enough booze in the festive big shop to drown a horse. A large horse. Shire. 🎄 🎅🏻 🥃 🐎
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Just wanna say, excellent work Aberdeen. Well played. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
i guess the only way to eat a flake is directly over a bin #imafuckinmess
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
If I have one more mint magnum, I’m gonna look like a mint magnum.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Ere we go, give people a vague inch and they’ll take a vague mile.. 🙄
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Hello. Would you mind coming to see this please? Otherwise it’ll just be me telling a really beautifully written and incredible story to myself in an East London basement until the 13th of July. #please #thanks #cheers #loveu
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Last nite I dreamt that José Mourinho was dating my sister (I don't have a sister) & we were on route to a family party. José was grumpy about the roadworks on the M52 & feeling self conscious bless him, as he wasn't wearing a smart jacket, just a Batman breastplate & waistcoat.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Masks in restaurants till you get to your table adds so much drama. Love a big reveal. Like a pedestrian ‘Stars in their eyes’.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELFFFFFFFFFFF
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
Is there anyone saltier in this world, than a slighted ‘Four in a Bed’ contestant?
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
1 more sleep till my birthday! (If I sleep for 72 hours)
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I’m not a ‘morning person’. I’m a ‘mid-morning person’.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
Changed my first plug this morning and now I feel like a god. Might knock a wall down when I get home.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Beetlejuice and wine gums on a Saturday night. Slow tf down Adam you absolute nutter. 🎉 🍷
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
Im so tired I've got a pot of jam in my pocket and I don't fully remember how it got there.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
36 (years old)
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Greatest achievement of 2020 so far? Substituting a thermos flask for a cocktail shaker to make a pint of Margherita. ©
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Do you cancel out half a chicken pizza, a diet coke and 9 vanilla wafers, if you run (jog) for 20 minutes on a treadmill half an hour after you've consumed them? It becomes as if it never happened right? Thats what happens isn't it? Isn't it? It is isn't it? Thanks. #health
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Happiest one going to all 🤞🏻 😬 ❤️
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Is that a wig? I don’t even know myself. #meattwenty
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Hiya, so I’ve written this film and could really do with your help in making it extra special. What dyou reckon? Promise in return we’ll make something really cool and fun and we’ll be forever grateful. Share away if you can and don’t mind at the very least. Lots of love. Adam x
@BlueIrisFilms
Blue Iris Films
5 years
Our short BFI-funded comedy AFFECTION with the talented writer/director Simon Green and hilarious writer/actor Adam Gillen seeks top-up funding on @Indiegogo Please support here: @adam_gillen @jessplove @FilmHubNorth @bfinetwork @BFI
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
A bottle of wine is not a lot of wine.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Nothing more festive than wire brushing the limescale off your glass shower screen of a Christmas Eve.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
6 years
My Dad won’t watch the game in the same room as my Mother because he holds her one hundred percent fully responsible for the late Colombian goal in the Quarterfinals. #CROENG 🇭🇷 v 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #entirelyreasonablebehaviour
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
6 years
I haven’t eaten anything vaguely green in weeks... 🥗🥒🥬🥦🥑🥝
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Got Cliff Richard’s ‘On the Saviour’s’ day’ going round in my brain on a loop. It is absolute torture.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Rent me. I’m bored.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
Unsubscribing is highly addictive. At this rate I’ll never receive an email ever again.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Whenever I’m at my lowest ebb, I remind myself that I’ve still got all my original toes. And that cheers me up. A bit.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I’d like to take my nose off and run it under the cold tap. #pollenface
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
@TonyMaudsley1 ❤️😢
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I’ve gone from putting a suit on to do the dishes, to not bothering to tie my laces to go to the shop. That’s quite a journey.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
merry christmas ya filthy animals 🎄
@NationalTheatre
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7 years
When your mum gets you that pink neckerchief you always wanted. #Amadeus
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
If coffee isn’t aggressive enough to make my eyes bulge and my ears fall off I’m not interested.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Fashion tip of the day: Find an outfit you like and wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it to absolutely every consecutive occasion, til you’re completely sick of the sight of yourself in it. Repeat.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Is there a better name for a puppy than Martin? I’ll wait.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Someone’s got a GENUINE steak bake on this bus and I feel like a shark who’s blood in his nostrils. It’s driving me insane. 🦈 🥩 😬
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
Tryin to find somethin sugary in the house, thinkin uve found biscuits but realisin uve found a sowing kit. #struggleisreal #2real #nolie #😞
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
10 months
@TonyMaudsley1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks Tony! ❤️
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
D’you remember flour?
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Genuinely thought I just spotted Messi in the Nero queue at Victoria station. I need a lie down.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
1 year
🙃
@joelynntw
Joseph Lynn
1 year
Portrait session with Actor Adam Gillen ( @adam_gillen )
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Instead of completing household tasks which would probably amount to 15 minutes of graft in total, I’m just watching the OG Willy Wonka on a loop. This will probably be my day.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
6 years
STOP HOLDING HIS FUCKING HAND!!!! #TrumpVisitUK @theresa_may
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Got the builders in. Doing my ‘builders voice’. Think it’s going quite well.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
'I'm no great fan of John Lennon but there was no need for that...' - My Mum's thoughts on his assaination.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
Not even 10am and I’ve already seen 6 kilts.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I know it’s pathetic, I know it is. But d’you even just cruise back through your sent folder and think, ‘god, that was a f**king good email’?
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
To the drunk Italian man in the linen suit with the can of Kronenbourg, screaming ‘TI AMO!’ at passing traffic on Norwood Rd - Merry Christmas. 🎄
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Stop clapping like seals you utter bellends #LeadersDebate
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
If you see the same magpie does it still count as two for joy?
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Day 304 of isolation and I convinced myself I communicated telepathically with a fly and asked it politely to fly out of the living room window. He replied with a reluctant ‘alright’ and fucked off.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
Pint?
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Two wood pigeons banging in the tree outside my front door. Can’t work out if that’s Christmassy or not.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
6 years
Do your ears a favour and have a listen to this.. Out Today! It’s a beaut and it was a pleasure to do a bit on.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
What day is it? Who am I? Where am I? Are these my shoes? What happens now?
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Shout out to anyone whose filing system is just a bag and doesn’t plan on changing. #2021
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Watched so much tv over the last few weeks that my instinct was to try and rewind a real life moment to check if I missed anything.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Stuck a suit on to do the dishes.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
I have genuinely forgot how to do twitter.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I miss pubs in the traditional sense.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I feel 3852 years old.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Just did a hopscotch. Pretty happy with that as my allotted daily exercise.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
2 years
Even the breeze is actual flames.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
🎼 🎶 All I want for Christmas is a dishwasher and any semblance of stability in my life 🎶 🎼
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
SuperMother. #yourma #😍
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Down to just the one burrito a week and tbh I’m pretty f**king proud of myself ❤️🌯
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
Was defo gonna join @FitnessFirstUK this week but due to an extremely rude an curt member of staff ont desk I'm taking my biz elsewhere.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
❤️😭✌🏻🎉
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
4 years
We did it, @JoeBiden .
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Think I just completed ‘come dine with me’.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
Bang into cucumber this lockdown. It’s a very exciting time for me.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
Yo Dieters! Wanna kill ur appetite in a heartbeat? Spray deodorant directly into ur own mouth like me, an you 2 could be hunger free! #fml .
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
I’m getting it an Arctic roll for it’s tea cos it’s coming home…
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Where’s quiet these days? Are library’s no longer peaceful an calm? The one I was just in was more mental than a foam party at Stoke Walkabout on freshers week. Ffs.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
We had tacos tonight just to spite him. 👋🏻 🎃
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
6 years
Swear I just saw a Shire horse sat upright on a barrel. I need more sleep. 🐴
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Oi greedy! (me) That tasty food smell you followed round the corner was a vape. A VAPE. You’re pathetic. #holidayflaggellation
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
I think I’ll always regret not naming my Spaniel, Daniel.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
They’ll be tiers before bedtime.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
I think quizzes are making me more stupiderer.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
Accidentally in Iceland. This was unplanned. 🇮🇸
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
If you’re looking to induce a state of intense anxiety, stick ‘Snakes on a Plane’ on the telly and attempt to assemble some flat pack furniture, bought from a company that no one’s ever heard of.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
@TonyMaudsley1 @cononeilluk LIES. I’m in. 💃🏼
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
You're consistently awful. @SouthernRailUK
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
4 years
‘Are we hugging?’ is mos def the cutest lockdown trend. 🤗
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
He loves his slides.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
8 months
Harsh. Boat Story on BBC1 and IPlayer from 9pm tomorrow night x @twobrospictures @BBCiPlayer
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
7 years
shop assistants down London town don't enjoy your enthusiasm for shiny coins adam, and they never will.. just leave it. 😔😒🤑
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
3 years
I have no call for it, but I sometimes get upset I can’t make that ‘tsk, tsk’ thing you do to make a horse go faster.
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@adam_gillen
adam gillen
5 years
I don’t know if I’ve ever been as excited about anything as much as the baby on this train is about her own feet. She’s proper elated. 🎈
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