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Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while. My son introduced me to this game called Hay Day, and now every time I open my phone to do anything, I just wind up harvesting crops and relocating my silo.
As a tired parent, I’m legitimately stoked that the Barbie Dream Camper took no time to assemble. I’ve spent the last two hours appreciating that fact as I apply the 30+ stickers onto its various surfaces.
#Christmas2018
Can’t believe that tomorrow is my last day as Count Olaf. For over two years I’ve gotten to play in the most creative, visual, challenging, fantastical sandbox of my career. I’m super proud, and will miss it greatly.
@Unfortunate
A Series of Unfortunate Events lost at last night’s Emmys to Sesame Street. I’d say I was bummed, but Catherine O’Hara told me: losing an Emmy to ‘When You Wish Upon A Pickle’ is in many ways, a funnier way to end the story. I like that.
#befitting
#countolaf
@netflix
@TheEmmys
When I grow up, I wanna be
@Pink
in concert. She is a gorgeous, fearless, vocal powerhouse dancing acrobat super hero and I want to run away and join her circus.
This I Want for Xmas: the instrument I played in middle/high school - a French horn (brass, not blue. Sorry, Ted). I’d love to relearn how to play one again.
I thought
@jimmykimmel
was an excellent Oscar host last night. He’s classy, clever, and makes it all look so easy (which it most decidedly isn’t). The fact that he’s one of the nicer people you’ll ever meet is just gravy. And who doesn’t love gravy?
#bravo
Happy New Year! As a gift to you, I will SPOIL season 3 of Series of
@Unfortunate
Events (streaming tomorrow!) - I win! I catch the Baudelaire children, steal their fortunes, and end their lives. Ha! Well, I rewrote the script and am pretty sure they took my notes, sooo, 🤞🏼.
I am overwhelmed with pride and so inspired by the hundreds of thousands of people who are marching to end gun violence. And it’s all spearheaded by a younger, smarter generation. So awesome.
#MarchForOurLives
Sad about Barbara Bush’s passing. She lived quite a life - relocated her family 27 times, thrived in multiple presidential bubbles, accomplished lots as a First Lady, fought for global literacy - and showed humor and class through it all. May she rest in peace.
Happy New Year, Twitterland. May your 2022 be prosperous, generous, immersive, entertaining, thoughtful, and slightly less mask-y. Be safe, be smart, be kind. Much love.
Today is my awesome husband
@Davidburtka
‘s birthday! I want this day to feel special - he deserves it - so if you have a free minute send him a tweet!