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Football, music, comedy, fashion, netflix & fast food. Oh & memes! Recently moved to Winchester to study Fashion Marketing 👗🛍

Winchester, England
Joined October 2014
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4 years
Crying 😭😭
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My self esteem about my appearance has been pretty low recently so it was nice to feel attractive today because I don't often feel it anymore 😅. No filter but good natural lighting haha
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5 years
A guy opened a door for me today and you know what I did? I said fucking thank you!
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5 years
@cultofdusty1 It's a dad bod cause it makes you wanna get pregnant 🤪
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4 years
Either they're both wrong or neither are wrong. Do we only enforce the rules when it's a female? Is that not the definition of sexism?
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3 years
Pre match selfie from yesterday 💙 #ctid
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5 years
Vincent Kompany's goal against Leicester
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4 months
Happy Easter guys. 🐣
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5 years
City fans slagging off David Silva can seriously fuck off. Yeah he's not been on his A game of late but he's been one of the most important players we've ever had and deserves respect for what he's helped us achieve since he's been at the club.
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3 years
Have you ever seen a City shirt so dressed up 😅🧏🏻‍♀️
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7 months
@ZubyMusic Not a coincide how societies movement away from Christianity has led to the "put yourself first" mantra that we see all around us. The opposite of what Chrisianity teaches. We live in a less community based society, have more thoughts for material wealth yet are more depressed.
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4 years
Name something worse than covid. I'll start Liverpool fans
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5 years
@Joel_guy_89 Hey is there someone's email address I can have for her. Would love to send her an ASOS voucher. I know it's not going to take away the mental and physical scars but just wanted to do something nice for her.
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4 years
When they say oil money 👋🏻
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5 years
@kimarreolaa 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
Yesterday I tweeted about meeting an old man on the bus who has sadly got cancer & is having radiation treatment currently. I had a spare ticket to a theatre show this weekend so decided to invite him along. We had a lovely afternoon and he said its the most relaxed he's felt
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5 years
@bluepilltv @PrisonPlanet They don't want us dead before they get the chance to kill us.
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5 years
3 and a half stone down in 20 months. Don't know how I did it tbh 😅
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5 years
My mum's in hospital at the moment😢. Thoughts and prayers appreciated. I've never seen her so unwell.
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5 years
@cloutlesskert @spxxgel When she tells you her ex was a dog but you didn't realise she meant literally.
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3 years
@HeadyLamarr69 @MissKilahMarie I actually would judge someone harsher if they themselves were victims and then victimised someone else because they know how awful it is.
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5 years
Who would have thought we'd once see City in the Champions league and United not. City chasing another premier league title after winning it the last 2 years and United not even in the top 10 😅. What a time to be alive. MANCHESTER IS BLUE.
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4 years
I was at the concert that saw 22 lives killed, one of whom was a school friend. One of the most terrifying experiences of my life and I haven't attended another concert since. RIP to the lives lost senselessly. Let's not forget those that have been left permanently disabled also.
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4 years
Would we be seeing this many headlines if she wasn't a woman? You can't advocate for equality and special treatment at the same time.
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3 years
Let's have another City!
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3 years
United got fucked harder than the girls in fake taxi yesterday!
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5 years
Imagine thinking Harry Kane is better than Aguero. Fuck off 😂
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4 years
Scrub up all right for a Stockport lass don't I 🤪
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5 years
Who's an Ajax fan tonight 😝🤭
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5 years
For the first time in 5 years of being on twitter someone DM'ed me asking if I wanted a shag. About fucking time!
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6 years
When feminists see the #HimToo hashtag
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6 years
@RaheemKassam Are they gluten free though?
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1 year
Champions!! I know we play home today but I've only got an away shirt with me in halls haha. Better than nothing #ctid #Champions
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5 years
Name something more annoying than a Liverpool fan. I'll wait.
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5 years
Can't believe people are tweeting #pepout 😅. Fuck off you cunts.
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5 years
If you kill an animal for sport you're a cunt.
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5 years
Brit trophy hunters slay 'at risk' zebras and post sick snaps on Facebook
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4 years
Looking nice to sit in my house 😅
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5 years
You can buy a nice stadium but if you're shit you're shit 😅 #TOTBAY
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3 years
Had to get a mirror selfie 😅
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3 years
🦁🦁🦁
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5 years
The only opponent I'm worried about in the Champions League is VAR.
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4 years
Even after being with my boyfriend 6 years if I'm topless when I start a conversation with him he'll look at my tits before I get eye contact from him 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
Just got my final grades.... 11 distinctions and 4 merits 😭. When I started the course in September I thought I'd bitten off more than I could chew but I wasn't willing to quit. Never expected to achieve to this level after being out of education for 15 years!
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4 years
Gonna take some getting used to 🙈🙈
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3 years
Got my hair done 💇🏻‍♀️
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2 years
A rare selfie from my Valentine's day date last night 🥰
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4 years
Might have to mute my tweet or I'll be arguing all day. Guaranteed if Aguero had done that to a male official nothing would have been made of it. Can't be doing with double standards.
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5 years
Things British people can't believe - how cold it is - how dark it is - how quick this year has gone - how it's nearly 10 years since 2010 - how expensive Fredo's have become 😅
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3 years
My biggest flex! Ive never shared this until tonight as I always felt too embarrassed to. Went from a size 14/16 down to a 6/8. I'm never going to be the kind of girl who likes a salad so it's all about portion control. I eat whatever I want just limit everythin & dnt snack much
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3 years
Amazing 🤣🤣
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4 years
City win stuff "they're ruining football." City lose "spent all that money and still can't win, bald fraud." Fuck off you cunts.
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3 years
Not looking too bad for 33 I don't think
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4 years
I just want to know where the Arsenal fans were when this horrendous assault happened LOL
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4 years
💙💙
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3 years
In tears while on the bus 🤦🏻‍♀️. My mental health has been shit recently but I didn't think I'd break down in a public place 😔
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1 year
My best friend is so beautiful 😩😩
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2 years
Had some news that I WAS NOT expecting today. I received my grade for my poetry assignment. I got a distinction but I've also been recommended by my tutor to enter in competitions to try to get my poems published 😅. He said they were at publishable level 🤯
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2 years
I got accepted into my first university choice(Southampton), and so in 4 weeks time I move over 200 miles away when I've lived in the same place my entire life 😅🥴. Wish me luck I'm gonna need it!
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4 years
I like these two selfies I took a few weeks ago. Wouldn't usually say I like photos of myself but seen as someone has tried to drag me I'll allow it today 😅💁🏻‍♀️
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3 years
I'm actually pretty gutted that it looks like Bernardo is leaving us. Any other City fans feel the same way? When he was on his game he was 👌🏻. I loved his character and work ethic too. I'll miss his presence at the club.
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4 years
Fuck the haters!
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4 years
Glammed myself up for nothing 😅
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3 years
City fans are the nerves for tonight kicking in yet? They are for me 😩 #ComeOnCity
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3 years
Loved my outfit last night 🥂🎉
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5 years
Sex so good you forget you're related.
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10 months
I think this dress is a bit too much for a house party 😅. Not really my style either. I look like I'm about to be paid by a very rich man to whip and insult him. Any takers I'm pretty skint 🤪
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2 years
@laotianrockrat @VictoriaCoren @jimmycarr @FredWest Are you honestly comparing a joke to killing someone 🥴
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3 years
Dressed nice for college today ✨
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5 years
Felt cute!
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3 years
It's definitely bikini weather! #britishsummer
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5 years
Engagement rings
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5 years
What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
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5 years
Rocking the natural look today #nofilter
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4 years
My boyfriend "I can't believe you're my girlfriend." Me "a lot of people can't believe it to be fair." 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
Over a 1000 likes for this picture I didn't expect that 🥴. The amount of pictures I take with the perfect lighting and angle and then this one took at the bus stop with my hair air dryed and make up done with my left hand(because I've injured my right arm) gets 1000 likes 😅
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3 years
Pre match selfie from yesterday 💙 #ctid
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3 years
Turned out it was too cold in Wales for my bikini 😅
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5 years
Any guy who refers to himself as "top shagger" probably can't find the clitoris.
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3 years
Happy Sunday!
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4 years
Fucking yes mate
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4 years
The card I got for my boyfriend. Apparently that's just what he wanted 🤣🤣
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5 years
Glasses selfie 👓
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3 years
Just want to prove this comment wrong 🤣 and I love the bones of him even if I can't feel them 😂🤪
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4 years
Yesterday's selfie 🤳💋
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5 years
Incredible 🤣🤣🤣
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4 years
I'm trolling with this one 🤣🤣👋🏻
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7 years
Pillow Fight Club #AddAWordChangeAFilm
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4 years
Boredom got me doing a mini photoshoot 😂. Your easter eggs ain't the only snack 😅 Happy Easter everyone 🐣
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5 years
This picture was definitely not posed for 🤪. Decided to dress nice!
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How ready is everybody for the Premier League this weekend 🙌🏻
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3 years
City fans who was your man of the match last night?
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4 years
Gotta say this is one my favourite make up looks I've ever done. I often keep it pretty natural but I do love this look!
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3 months
Yesterday 🍏
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3 years
Today was a good day. Good to get dressed up and be amongst friends.
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5 years
"You'll never walk alone". Yeah because the FA's right there beside you. Cheating bastards.
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5 years
Spurs next book will be titled "How we nearly beat Colchester"
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