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@acernor_acernor
acernor
4 years
hello readers of all ages i am OVER THIRTY and prefer not to interact with ppl under 20 on here! if i noticed that u r under 20 i used the little mute button and now i can't see anything u say! please read and enjoy and wait until 20+ to interact thank u i love u~
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
cwn: breathes 0.5: i must Smash 2.0: must, respect, shizun, cannot smash- 1.0: this boner is proof that i feel nothing for chu wanning but hatred
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2 years
shen yuan...
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need to be friends w this person
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5 years
MOTIVATE ME
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@acernor_acernor
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well beloved readers it is my 5 year scumvversary so what better way to celebrate than by posting the final chapters of my longest work to date. binglius please enjoy, the fruits of your 3 years in the abyss are finally here! RESENTMENT OF BAI ZHAN COMPLETE!!!!!!! (link below)
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acernor
3 years
what's that? u wanted bingliu mistaken identity amnesia fic with established bingqiu? AS U COMMAND!! (link below)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
ideally 186cm holding a sword and ready to fight at the slightest provocation
@UNIQLOPH
UNIQLO Philippines
3 years
What style of bottoms are you looking for?
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@acernor_acernor
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5 years
bingqiu love rival: lqg liushen love rival: lbh bingjiu love rival: yqy qijiu love rival: yqy guilt complex
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
1 year
HAHAHAHH SQQ AT BINGLIU
@mercuriangel_
Merc ᓚᘏᗢ insane guy enthusiast
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2 years
bingliu
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2 years
oh you guys are about to unlock some acernor lore tonight did you know i love unions? (1/)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
now accepting criticism
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@acernor_acernor
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5 years
Day 1, firsts! happy bingqiu week~ #BingQiuWeek2019
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
hypothesis: straight people are bad at sex evidence: i once watched an ep of jane the virgin where it cut away from sex and then said "16 minutes later" and it wasn't played for laughs is this what straight women are getting...? no wonder they're all unhappy
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
bingliushen week day 1 snippet!!! water, cave, POLLEN ;D #BLSweek2021
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
10 months
ALL DONE! COME GET YOUR BINGLIU ENEMIES TO ???ENEMIES STILL RIGHT????!!!!!!!!!! :)))))) (unless... haha no- unless...?) (chapters 17-21 posted all together!)
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acernor
4 years
that time when there was only one bed and bingliu both slept separately on a roof instead bc they were so offended by each other
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
i made this vow multiple years ago and I HAVE MET THE GOAL!!!! MUAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! now accepting compliments on my writing to celebrate my wonderful accomplishment uwu
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
well guys... it's been amazing... please follow link to see dcod for the first time ever with a little green checkbox! extras still possible, but the main story line is.... DONE!!!!!!! thank you all for being so magnificent <3 the best fans!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 years
@lai_lapse i'm losing my mind
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
Bingqiu week day 2, longing~ #BingQiuWeek2019
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@acernor_acernor
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4 years
sqq 5 years in
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why is this so nice to watch
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3 years
don't @ me guys, this is the rarest pair u voted for, it's tlj's self-insert fic where lqg is his demonic vassal and they [beeeeeep]
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acernor
5 years
hello readers of all ages i am THIRTY and prefer not to interact with ppl under 20 on here! if i noticed that u r under 20 i used the little mute button and now i can't see anything u say! please read and enjoy and wait until 20+ to interact thank u i love u~
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
7 months
this is my 100th fic for sv lmao (link below), enjoy some liufang~
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
4 years
when it's rated E but fades to black before they nut
@Danielsan_swiss
ダニエルさん🇨🇭
4 years
レモンひどくない? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@acernor_acernor
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3 years
if you're subscribed to me on ao3 u may have already gotten a number of updates about this one ;D bingqiu role reversal: shen yuan is the protag of proud immortal demonic monsters way (monster novel), luo binghe transmigrates in as his shizun. link in replies!
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
all this is to say: we're in it for the long haul. UW7S will need our support- so follow them @_UW7S and support actions as they call for them!! #IsekaiIsPossible #OurFlagMeansUnion #MakingWaves (14/14)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
10 months
little do readers know that being so excited abt long abandoned fics really is the best way to breathe new life into them uwu uwu
@shenjiusaturday
Banished Ex-President of Luo Binghe Fanclub Momo
10 months
*keeping you all hostage in my saw trap basement* its time to reread resentment of bai zhan so the esteemed author acernor will once again feel inspired to continue it. i hope i can count on u folks *activates trap* lets get reading
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
prepare urselves for COLLAB WITH THE WONDERFUL @/kamkamquats ON BINGLIUSHEN MOE🌱MOE SILLINESS!!!! <33333333 art embedded in the fic~ 🌱🌱🌱
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
6 months
me every day of my life
@cleromance
your friend sisky 🐍 #endotwracism
2 years
oh i have to wife plot liu qingge
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
#blsweek2022 day 2: phone sex "I'm hanging up!" Liu Qingge's voice rings through the phone discarded on the covers, vaguely tinny with the muffling of the sheets. +
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
@cleromance HAS THERE EVEN BEEN A MORE PERFECT SECONDARY MALE LEAD?!?!?! ALL SIGNS POINT TO NO!!!!!!!!
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
YES ACERNOR HAS RANGE!!!! liu qingge is TOPPING!!!! no april fools joke this time!!! is he (consensually) controlled by luo binghe's blood magic in order to get him to do it?? yes, BUT I SAY IT COUNTS OKAY- (ao3 below) :)
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2 years
a union is when you and your coworkers try to make the job better for everyone. you like weekends? that was unions. 8 hr workday? also unions. child labor illegal? people not routinely dying on the job? health insurance? unions. if you ever can join a union- DO IT! (2/)
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acernor
2 years
@noizuit ABSOLUTELY CACKLING THANK U I LOVE THIS, right in front of lqg's (sword) salad (bedmate)?????
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
bingliushen porno prequel to dual cultivation or date available as physical and digital zine starting MONDAY 5PM EST, i did illustrations for u guys too uwu riso printed by verity & shipped to u ASAP or u can download a digital version, proceeds donated to RAICES (links below)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
it's been a year but here's the last chapter of the wangxian piv fic!!! thank u all for reading along <3333 comment to request a snippet from my hilariously professional outline from circa back when i couldn't remember their courtesy names
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acernor
5 years
"Predictable Outcome," Bingliu, rated E, 2582 words, IT'S FUCK OR DIE BABES
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acernor
5 years
2ha, 2.3k, E, ranwan- chapter 137 extended scene: mo ran rubs cwn's feet
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acernor
5 years
dual cultivation or date chapter 17 ;)
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5 years
@IneluctableM ranwan has??? rights????
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
9 months
Sometimes, if you wait exactly 365 days, you get an update to a bingliushen wip lmao (ao3 below)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
requested: bingliushen where lbh turns into a tiger! lqg, ofc, doesn't know it's him... already completed! will post a chapter a day leading up to the new year :) (see replies for leenk)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
dual cultivation or date 24~ thank u for ur patience! ;)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
liushen times have ARRIVED!!!! "Unrealistically Good Sex, Worldbuilding 7/10", E rating, 3k (link below)
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acernor
5 years
dual cultivation or date 20 ;) ur patience is... appreciated...
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1 year
lqg
@exaltiora
exaltiora 🦈
1 year
20226.
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acernor
5 years
this is the 3rd fic i've written where someone is cursed with a vagina and has to f*ck to go back, but it is the ONLY 2ha fic i have ever written OR WILL EVER WRITE that is NON-RANWAN WHAT HAVE I DONE? WHO AM I? WHY? HOW?, read on for mhx/xm sex comedy
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
6 months
allosexuals you are VALID!!! this is the wildest thing i've ever heard but POWER TO YOU GUYS!!!!!!!
@therapatical
Cat-herine van Bean-dyke 🔬🎂🍰💐✨️
7 months
also turns out most people consume porn bc they like imagining themselves as one of the people in the scene. like...like they self insert. that's apparently the normal response. they think about themselves and their *own* bodies and what it would feel like *for them*. I'm baffled
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5 years
dual cultivation or date 22... this one is for u, liushens ;)
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acernor
5 years
hello hello, believe it or not i started in mdzs, this is the only wangxian relic of a time before scum villain consumed my entire being, please enjoy updated oral and vaginal sex to ~cure a curse~ no homo no romo just two guys being dudes wangxian pwp
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acernor
5 years
dual cultivation or date 23~
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
every employer everywhere will try every trick in the book to convince you not to unionize. they will break the law- lie to your face, threaten you, fire you, slander about how you (the workers, who make the actual product/ provide the actual services) are the real problem (4/)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
obsessed with this beautiful art thread? me too, there's fic for it now from me and @/thundersnake69 - and the magnificent @/ShanBlackRX has allowed us to EMBED THE GLORIOUS IMAGES STRAIGHT INTO THE TEXT!!!!!! enjoy~ (link below)
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acernor
4 years
request: "write changgu based on your incomplete memory of spl" ok i only read halfway thru about half a year ago so here is the Very Accurate Recollection i have of them and of spl as a whole, for @sathindetection (nsfw text)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
what's that you want bingliushen bodyswap shenanigans with art from the amazing @kamkamquats ??? then prePARE YOURSELVES-
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
this should have happened in succubus extra
@xyanaid
xai
2 years
Normalize males jerking off their aggressive male friends to calm them down
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
I wrote 5k of sqq getting dicked down by 4 different peak lords and then his husband to cure his magical vagina affliction AS A GIFT FOR ALL YOU HARD-WORKING PEOPLE, please enjoy, bingqiu endgame with maybe a little something else in there too?!
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acernor
5 years
REDEEMING MYSELF, here is the ranwan that the world deserves! @rynnamonrolls thank you for your hard work, written by @IneluctableM and me for the upcoming 1-year anniversary of ur translation!!! <3333 ranwan, E, 4k, chap 1/2, yes there's bondage
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
7/9 is HERE BABES!!!!!! "A Touch of Jealousy," E, 3k, get ur relationship dysfunction in the 79 tag lol #QijiuWeek2019
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
dual cultivation or date 25~ short update for u guys~
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
binghe from tiger fic
@WholesomeMeme
WholesomeMemes
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
:) what's that? u want more nekkie lqg art and writing? enjoy ch2 of collab with @/thundersnake69 inspired by @/ShanBlackRX art (pics embedded in the fic!) come get ur bingliushen flirtation and dripping wet lqg uwu
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
the problem: the employer and the union have to agree on the contract. you can imagine that the employer doesn't want to. on average, it takes OVER A YEAR for the union to get a first contract- and in some cases, a union can fight for 3, 4, 5 years and still not have one (13/)
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acernor
5 years
dual cultivation or date 21... to take our minds off tgcf
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
it's been 2 years and i've still never gotten over the lack of closure for jiang cheng T_T
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
my fellow asexuals congrats on making up an approximate 16%-19% of fanfiction readers
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
enjoy qijiu childhood shenanigans (burying a body together means accidentally getting married to each other), ao3 below :)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
Dual Cultivation or Date 26~ what's that? minor lesbian content u say? eyes emoji
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
happy #BLSweek2021 day 2! ;D today we've got breeze, farm, VINES
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
4 years
@serotocin38 lmao what a mess
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
edmond nucarnival my darling, ur fic is here (ao3 below) eiden/edmond and... perhaps others to come...? heh
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
@HONBAE1 wwx pointing and laughing.... i love this
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
@tshirt3000 , my greatest inspiration in all things, requested "post-canon bingqiu figuring out that they are, in fact, lesbians" for t4t exchange. and it has arrived (ao3 below)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
dual cultivation or date 18 ;)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
dual cultivation or date 30! double update for u guys~
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
1 year
bingliu...............
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
what's that u say? u want scum villain comedy amnesia shenanigans? read on (complete, next two chapters to go up soon, ao3 below)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
SQQ: sex pollened. LBH and LQG: rivals who are both dating him (but not each other). What possible outcome could this have...? (Link below) Also check out our sexy word count, @/shamelesscooper handshake emoji wordsmithery goals
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
3 years
this preview is the perfect narrative framing bc it's the sqq supercut of "ALL THE TIMES LBH WAS SCARY AND EVIL WAHHHH" when every other scene of him in the season is gonna have him crying like "shizun notice meeeee 😭😭😭"
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
1 year
bingliu enemies to enemies that jerk off together (modern au), they are being petty about their exes in the horny way (ao3 below)
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acernor
2 years
come get ur 20k of bingliu arranged marriage horseback romance here (ao3 below), written by me and the incomparable @/Shamelesscooper
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acernor
2 years
bingliu my beloveds
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acernor
5 years
bingqiu week day 3, dreams! #bingqiuweek2019 (hm... tbc...?)
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2 years
UW7S isn't formally certified yet- but they'll make it happen. AND YET- even once certified, a union still has to go through a bargaining process to get a first contract (11/)
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acernor
2 years
the corporation considers busting the union- preventing it from existing- to be worth it, because its ultimate goal is to exploit the workers and consumers. harder to do that if we have legal rights (as you do once you unionize) (9/)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
4 years
comment with a pairing and i will unleash my secret salty opinions on its flaws i'll start- wangxian: queerbait-baited me so that i thought i'd have to write my own HE for them... then the book did it so well that i didn't want to finish the fic bc they were already perfect
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
Laid to Rest chapter 1; it's gonna be a long fic u guys ;) updates weekly! liubingqiu, currently rated T but will go up to E; 2.8k (for now)
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
2 years
a union contract determines how much workers are paid; how discipline and promotions work; whether the employer has to allow you to take sick time; etc. it's one of the greatest tools for fair working conditions (across race, class, gender, disability lines) that we have (12/)
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acernor
3 years
#BLSweek2021 day 3! beach, refresh, FLOWER!!!
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acernor
4 years
nothing more satisfying than waking up to a text from one of your oldest and dearest friends timestamped 5:11am saying "i hate you, you've ruined my life" after linking them to feynite fic the night before >:D WELCOME TO FEYNITE APPRECIATION LIFE (fellow) SUCKER
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@acernor_acernor
acernor
5 years
Reunited, Bingge/ SY, E, 5k ;D sqq successfully fakes his death before the Immortal Alliance Conference and definitely never runs into hot, powerful, womanizing demon stallion protagonist lbh ever again! nope definitely not! nope nEVER SEES HIM AGAI-
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acernor
5 years
Dual cultivation or date 29! how did this get to so many chapters? hahaha
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acernor
2 years
you know who hates unions? employers (3/)
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acernor
2 years
shout out to my beloved tumblr anons who requested laid to rest sequel, ur pwp is here (to be continued...?) enjoy the bingliu(shen??) :D (link below)
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