hello readers of all ages i am OVER THIRTY and prefer not to interact with ppl under 20 on here! if i noticed that u r under 20 i used the little mute button and now i can't see anything u say! please read and enjoy and wait until 20+ to interact thank u i love u~
well beloved readers it is my 5 year scumvversary so what better way to celebrate than by posting the final chapters of my longest work to date. binglius please enjoy, the fruits of your 3 years in the abyss are finally here! RESENTMENT OF BAI ZHAN COMPLETE!!!!!!! (link below)
hypothesis: straight people are bad at sex
evidence: i once watched an ep of jane the virgin where it cut away from sex and then said "16 minutes later" and it wasn't played for laughs
is this what straight women are getting...? no wonder they're all unhappy
ALL DONE! COME GET YOUR BINGLIU ENEMIES TO ???ENEMIES STILL RIGHT????!!!!!!!!!! :)))))) (unless... haha no- unless...?) (chapters 17-21 posted all together!)
i made this vow multiple years ago and I HAVE MET THE GOAL!!!! MUAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! now accepting compliments on my writing to celebrate my wonderful accomplishment uwu
well guys... it's been amazing... please follow link to see dcod for the first time ever with a little green checkbox! extras still possible, but the main story line is.... DONE!!!!!!! thank you all for being so magnificent <3 the best fans!!!!!!!!!!!
hello readers of all ages i am THIRTY and prefer not to interact with ppl under 20 on here! if i noticed that u r under 20 i used the little mute button and now i can't see anything u say! please read and enjoy and wait until 20+ to interact thank u i love u~
if you're subscribed to me on ao3 u may have already gotten a number of updates about this one ;D bingqiu role reversal: shen yuan is the protag of proud immortal demonic monsters way (monster novel), luo binghe transmigrates in as his shizun. link in replies!
*keeping you all hostage in my saw trap basement* its time to reread resentment of bai zhan so the esteemed author acernor will once again feel inspired to continue it. i hope i can count on u folks *activates trap* lets get reading
#blsweek2022
day 2: phone sex
"I'm hanging up!" Liu Qingge's voice rings through the phone discarded on the covers, vaguely tinny with the muffling of the sheets. +
YES ACERNOR HAS RANGE!!!! liu qingge is TOPPING!!!! no april fools joke this time!!! is he (consensually) controlled by luo binghe's blood magic in order to get him to do it?? yes, BUT I SAY IT COUNTS OKAY-
(ao3 below) :)
a union is when you and your coworkers try to make the job better for everyone. you like weekends? that was unions. 8 hr workday? also unions. child labor illegal? people not routinely dying on the job? health insurance? unions. if you ever can join a union- DO IT! (2/)
bingliushen porno prequel to dual cultivation or date available as physical and digital zine starting MONDAY 5PM EST, i did illustrations for u guys too uwu
riso printed by verity & shipped to u ASAP or u can download a digital version, proceeds donated to RAICES (links below)
it's been a year but here's the last chapter of the wangxian piv fic!!! thank u all for reading along <3333 comment to request a snippet from my hilariously professional outline from circa back when i couldn't remember their courtesy names
requested: bingliushen where lbh turns into a tiger! lqg, ofc, doesn't know it's him...
already completed! will post a chapter a day leading up to the new year :) (see replies for leenk)
this is the 3rd fic i've written where someone is cursed with a vagina and has to f*ck to go back, but it is the ONLY 2ha fic i have ever written OR WILL EVER WRITE that is NON-RANWAN WHAT HAVE I DONE? WHO AM I? WHY? HOW?, read on for mhx/xm sex comedy
also turns out most people consume porn bc they like imagining themselves as one of the people in the scene. like...like they self insert. that's apparently the normal response. they think about themselves and their *own* bodies and what it would feel like *for them*. I'm baffled
hello hello, believe it or not i started in mdzs, this is the only wangxian relic of a time before scum villain consumed my entire being, please enjoy updated oral and vaginal sex to ~cure a curse~ no homo no romo just two guys being dudes wangxian pwp
every employer everywhere will try every trick in the book to convince you not to unionize. they will break the law- lie to your face, threaten you, fire you, slander about how you (the workers, who make the actual product/ provide the actual services) are the real problem (4/)
obsessed with this beautiful art thread? me too, there's fic for it now from me and @/thundersnake69 - and the magnificent @/ShanBlackRX has allowed us to EMBED THE GLORIOUS IMAGES STRAIGHT INTO THE TEXT!!!!!! enjoy~ (link below)
request: "write changgu based on your incomplete memory of spl" ok i only read halfway thru about half a year ago so here is the Very Accurate Recollection i have of them and of spl as a whole, for
@sathindetection
(nsfw text)
I wrote 5k of sqq getting dicked down by 4 different peak lords and then his husband to cure his magical vagina affliction AS A GIFT FOR ALL YOU HARD-WORKING PEOPLE, please enjoy, bingqiu endgame with maybe a little something else in there too?!
REDEEMING MYSELF, here is the ranwan that the world deserves!
@rynnamonrolls
thank you for your hard work, written by
@IneluctableM
and me for the upcoming 1-year anniversary of ur translation!!! <3333
ranwan, E, 4k, chap 1/2, yes there's bondage
:) what's that? u want more nekkie lqg art and writing? enjoy ch2 of collab with @/thundersnake69 inspired by @/ShanBlackRX art (pics embedded in the fic!) come get ur bingliushen flirtation and dripping wet lqg uwu
the problem: the employer and the union have to agree on the contract. you can imagine that the employer doesn't want to.
on average, it takes OVER A YEAR for the union to get a first contract- and in some cases, a union can fight for 3, 4, 5 years and still not have one (13/)
@tshirt3000
, my greatest inspiration in all things, requested "post-canon bingqiu figuring out that they are, in fact, lesbians" for t4t exchange. and it has arrived (ao3 below)
SQQ: sex pollened. LBH and LQG: rivals who are both dating him (but not each other). What possible outcome could this have...? (Link below)
Also check out our sexy word count, @/shamelesscooper handshake emoji wordsmithery goals
this preview is the perfect narrative framing bc it's the sqq supercut of "ALL THE TIMES LBH WAS SCARY AND EVIL WAHHHH" when every other scene of him in the season is gonna have him crying like "shizun notice meeeee 😭😭😭"
UW7S isn't formally certified yet- but they'll make it happen. AND YET- even once certified, a union still has to go through a bargaining process to get a first contract (11/)
the corporation considers busting the union- preventing it from existing- to be worth it, because its ultimate goal is to exploit the workers and consumers. harder to do that if we have legal rights (as you do once you unionize) (9/)
comment with a pairing and i will unleash my secret salty opinions on its flaws
i'll start- wangxian: queerbait-baited me so that i thought i'd have to write my own HE for them... then the book did it so well that i didn't want to finish the fic bc they were already perfect
a union contract determines how much workers are paid; how discipline and promotions work; whether the employer has to allow you to take sick time; etc. it's one of the greatest tools for fair working conditions (across race, class, gender, disability lines) that we have (12/)
nothing more satisfying than waking up to a text from one of your oldest and dearest friends timestamped 5:11am saying "i hate you, you've ruined my life" after linking them to feynite fic the night before >:D WELCOME TO FEYNITE APPRECIATION LIFE (fellow) SUCKER
Reunited, Bingge/ SY, E, 5k ;D
sqq successfully fakes his death before the Immortal Alliance Conference and definitely never runs into hot, powerful, womanizing demon stallion protagonist lbh ever again! nope definitely not! nope nEVER SEES HIM AGAI-