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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

I want someone to squish me up into a ball and dribble me like micheal jordan in space jam

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

Hey sorry for bringing bad vibes on the sesh im just having a little menty b

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

9 months

Man its crazy how taylor swift doesnt even have an OUNCE of sex appeal

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

I want this so bad

☠️OFFICIAL SKULLERHOOD☠️

@SKULLERHOOD

2 years

Final boss of skoilets

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

Why do white males feel like they are above everyone. Ya well nobody wants ur dickpics there buddy soo.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

It happened. Someone got my board graphic tattood on them.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

11 months

Not paying cover to clubs till they start playing hunger strike by temple of the dogs

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

1 year

@coolandfunnyguy

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

I had a girl suck on my toes once. It was an experience, but i dont need it again.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

6 years

If your bio in anythings is about how many tattoos you have, you should probably re-evaluate ya self.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

11 months

I like this girl so i call her retarded

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

Okay vancouver really is my home...take me back i hate kelowna.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

A vegan, skateboarding lesbian.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

7 months

Your in her dms shes at my house wasted pissing herself on my couch

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

Most relatable thing on the internet to date.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

I should honestly have more of a following on here. Im a good level of depressing and a lil funny.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

DONT fucking message me and say “gotta talk to you about something “ If you arent gonna talk to me right this second.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Pretty sick of my nose ring smelling like cheese honestly

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

Every night i pray my girlfriend doesn’t ask me to come watch her smoke a joint outside before bed and every night she does.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

7 months

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

@TuEsBelle_Tee @whowannaskate Cute. I want a cat

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

My little masculine body really works for this costime

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

3 years

I like my women like i like my fish. Sucking on my toes.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

My fam is so awkward and white. And im PART of it, fuck.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

I ate before 5. I am healthy girl.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

3 years

The first pickle always hits different………….. the second on is always .. okay

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 months

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

i love tweeting when im smashed, because when i wake up i have to decrypt wtf i was going through when I didn't have a brain.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

How come i still have to plug my nose to jump in the pool hmm?

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

I wanna delete my fb but i dont know anyone’s birthdays.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

How is my middle name “Jean.” An article of clothing.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Okay kfc ive been vegan for a hot min. Stop sending me emails.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

Plotting to spill a monster on my keyboard

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

7 months

Sucking the mighty dick of vans

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

Im still sorry if you know me

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

sometimes you gotta wear full butt panties

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Guys ive never done a keg stand and i feel likeim missing out.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

writing a song for this video. So far the only line is saggy tits at 26.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

The first time i went to a strip club i took a photo with flash on and almost got beaten

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

People really be out here taking me seriously bahahaha

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

1 year

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Binch

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2 years

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

Me being a SOTY contender is a prank

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

7 months

You ever interact with someone and think, man have a little shame at least.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

7 months

Anyone else feeling goated with the sauce today?

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Please dont ask me what i do for work, you will not like or understand my response.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

7 years

Opened my internet this orning and my attempt to find strippers at 4am was looking up "titties near me."

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

If one more dude looks at me and says, "she was a skater girl, she said see you later girl." Im gonna lose my shit

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

Listening to fetty wap.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Just had sex to a jonas brother song.....

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Why is @ Amy Winehouse dead? I @ love her.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

Tb to the days id skate in a parking lot for 10 hours and eat a 1$ pack of brownies for lunch and dinner.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Sober month starting... now. Can i even do it?

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

6 years

Woke up in my piss cuddling my guitar.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Im getting acne at 21 because i had pre marital sex :/

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

6 years

“I like dicks so small they are actually clits.” Something i accidently said outloud today.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

I come off as a slut to my insta followers i guess.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

I love when all your friends know some dumb tea about you but never bring it up. Like thank you for pretending thats not a thing for me bb

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

Buying this changed my life

TCI

@timecrystalsinc

2 years

Skateboarders, for only $120 you can add five years to your perceived maturity. It’s called a platform bed. Get one.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

Just got asked by the guy boarding my plane if i was 15 so i could sit in the exit row. EXCUSE YOU BAHAHAHA

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

6 years

Wingardium leviosa

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

6 years

Old but gold

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

All my best friends went from dating men to dating women in exactly one year. Blessed

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

6 years

Man im not ready to go travelling again. I need some time to get drunk at home before i get drunk in another country.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

I swear i dont love you i was just drunk

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

Some random tagged me in this on insta and its so FUNNY but so offensive

introvert

@introvertsmemes

2 years

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

Well jeez ive been looking for something like this. Its all about what the boys want. Am i right??

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

I want someone to beat me up rn

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Shitting rn

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

I had a dream my gf dumped me because she said i smelled like trailmix.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

Ryan lost odds and now he as to full commit ollie hollywood 16

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Anyone wanna film a 2007 version day in the life with me.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Just been told to contour myself some titties so the tellers at the bank will respect me and stop thinking my bank cheques are fraud. 🤪

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

"The healthiest thing i did this month was switch from buying pre packeged smokes to rolling my own" - my health conciouse coworker

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

1 year

Me trynna flirt be like

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

4 years

Everytime i skate i fall so hard i piss. Today i pissed a lot. I have a weak pee hole.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

3 years

Once you start punching yourself in the head its really hars to stop

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Going into 2020 still blaring smack a bitch.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Doing a LOVE letters about lgbqt, cant wait to post the whole video to my timeline so my whole fam can see it.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

Ok i was at a party with rico nasty lastnight. 2023 starting off.. well

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

In whole foods i forgot i was in publin and i almost dipped my fingers into the vegan mac n cheese for a bite like i do when im at home and no one can see me finger eat.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

"Palm bays and jesse mccartney"

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

Woke up pants and chin split the fuck open. Cool night.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

Having a dick isnt your open invitation to critique how i skate lol

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

6 years

Yeah i can afford a drink cause im gna eat a piece of bread for dinner.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Gettin my hair did and some mother fucker in here smells like broccoli burps.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Just waxed my ass

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

7 years

I will forever be obsessed with Amy Winehouse. Its a fact.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Waiting for my turn in the shower so i can go have a cry.

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 years

Whoevers tootin in this greyhound needs to cut it outtt

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

1 year

Cant sleep too much retarded shit to say

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

11 months

I wonder if i was an abortion in a past life

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

I have so much shit to be happy about. I need to not be such a negative hoe 🤪

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

1 year

It kinda of crazy how much of a chic magnet my monster fridge is

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

2 years

Im so tired of seeing my homies thirst traps on insta bro 😭

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

6 years

I cant believe this guy had the audacity to say maybe i havent had the right dick yet. Bitch id be ok if i never saw another penis in my lifetime again. Especially yours 🖕🏻🖕🏻

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

8 months

I love putting things off until they become unavoidable problems

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

5 years

Actually WHY. People always wanna try and say some “you sure you dont like guys? Like what if you saw a hot one?” Idk do they have titties???

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Binch

@absolutedipsh1t

6 years

I love that the airport is a free accepting place to be drunk anytime of the day :)

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