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greenville, sc tap water fan account

@absinthefather

2 years

4 years clean and sober today so i’m celebrating by putting an album out. it’s all for you, pops.

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greenville, sc tap water fan account

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2 years

look at this special order i just had to make at work

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yankee all brim

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someone i taught how to play guitar IN THE PANDEMIC opened for my chemical romance tonight so when i say anyone can play music especially you just know i mean that shit

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i love my job

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6 years

we gettin fucked up 2nite fellas

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6 years

flirting? you mean liking each other’s tweets on a semi regular basis until one of you slides into the other’s dm’s, y’all talk for three weeks, and then you randomly ghost or get ghosted? yeah i’m skilled in the art what’s up

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6 years

has anyone done this yet

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3 years

oh you’re pro life? name every child

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i make pretty cakes too btw

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i chimed in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

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she worked her ass off learning bass to play in her current band. hard work and belief in yourself is all you need! and if i can help please never hesitate to ask!

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4 years

smoking this out of a water bottle steamroller was enough to get the whole car hallucinating in 2009

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@timisawake @hellosuzyxx we can only speculate, the order form description said “can you make it say VIRGIN with a circle around it crossed out” i personally think it’s a congratulatory cake on someone’s lost virginity

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me saving y’all the trouble and canceling myself

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some of y’all shouldn’t be allowed to use social justice buzzwords lol if i hear “manipulative,” “abuse,” or “gaslighting” one more time in reference to people not being nice or making a mistake i’m gonna explode

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2 years

kourtney kardashian gofundme for medical expenses incurred during turnstile coming 2023

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@drugc3l ????? all you just did is prove she’s beautiful with and without makeup lol

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4 years

hell is being an album person in a car full of playlist people

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6 years

if you think sex and gender are the same thing i’m never having gender with you

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6 years

what diy gig are they going to

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6 years

are you hot or do you just dress like a dad from the 90s

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4 years

i wanted to eat one of these so bad

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6 years

lofi is short for low finances

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4 years

you’re not a hardcore kid you’re 32

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5 years

i’m pretty religious, i keep the bible on me at all times

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4 years

do we all agree now that heightened police presence does the opposite of making anyone feel safe

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3 years

mom can you pick me up they’re listening to my ex boyfriend’s band

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you’re laughing? the rugrats are stuck in paris and you’re LAUGHING?

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3 years

nearly 1 in every 106 people living in NYC are homeless

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New in NYC: A cube made from $11.7 million worth of solid gold is sitting in Central Park—and has its own security detail:

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6 years

cucumbers just acoustic pickles

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6 years

bi and pansexual people can be in relationships with anyone they want and they will still be bi or pan :~)

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𝟞𝟡 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔰 𝓽𝓸 𝑅𝐼𝐹𝐹𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓇

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i just wanna break you down so badly 😳 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ well i trip over everything you say 👋 \ 😩 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ i just wanna break you down so badly 😔 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ in the WOOOORST WAAAAY

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4 years

every day i come on this app and learn that something hyper specific i did as a child is somehow a universally lived experience

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3 years

3 years clean and serene today. for me, sobriety is not a choice. it is my only option. grateful 🌟

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4 years

open for a surprise

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6 years

dinner’s in the croc pot

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5 years

straight edge sex work twitter twitter 🤝 XXX

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6 years

you ever get that “am i becoming more okay with she/her or does everyone just misgender me so often that my brain is trying to trick itself into be okay with she/her” feeling?? pls dear god they/them only i’m decaying slowly and it fucking hurts

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2 years

bathrooms shouldn’t be segregated by gender they should be segregated by Shitting and Pissing

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5 years

everything bagel???? more like everyWHERE bagel!!!!!!!!! poppy seeds all over me tits can’t catch a FUCKin BREAK

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4 years

my ex boyfriend used to exclusively have sex with me while listening to his own band

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4 years

systemic racism is not learning or even hearing about the tulsa massacre of 1921 until 2020

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3 years

morgan wanted to hotbox something but no one else in the house smokes weed so she just grabbed a pot lid and hotboxed her hoodie

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as a survivor of actual physical, mental, and emotional abuse at the hands of a partner for multiple years, please stop conflating this kind of shit with real abuse. it makes actual survivors not be taken seriously. i agree communication is best, but this is not fucking abuse.

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Just so you know, Ghosting is Emotional abuse. Not returning calls is Emotional abuse. Leaving ppl on read, is Emotional abuse. If you do this, you are an abuser.

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⚠️New York times #1 Best Tweeter ⚠️

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If men are so smart what is this

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if anyone wants to kiss i’ll fucking do it i’m not a fucking poser

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6 years

do y’all think thunderstorms are just god opening up the pit

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4 years

my dad died out of the blue yesterday. if you care to call me sometime, please do. i’ll prob ignore all texts. all i wanted was to hear him call me and tell me congrats on my 2 years clean today & how i should make a kacey musgraves song. instead i had to go sign cremation papers

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i hate bathrooms without mirrors that have those notes that are like “you’re beautiful” bitch i KNOW that’s why i’m trying to look in the mirror

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6 years

sleeves? CUFFED 😤 pants? CUFFED 😤 socks? CUFFED 😤 me? SINGLE 🤪

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5 years

the music scene is largely held up by teen girls yet they’re gatekept out of certain scenes because they’re not the traditional demographic of that genre or treated like crazy fans and constantly disrespected for supporting their favorite artists shit is SO WACK

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6 years

bro i started saying bro ironically and now i cant stop bro

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my kink is writing two chord songs that are better than any shitty dude who has ever intentionally and maliciously made me feel like an inadequate musician

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6 years

my pronouns are that/bitch

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2 years

@bostonbg1 i wanted to put cherry filling in between each layer so bad

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3 years

i’ve been clean and sober for 1000 days as of today! two pics from a couple of the worst times of my life and two of me now, living a life beyond my wildest dreams. the hard times don’t seem quite as tough and the good times are even sweeter these days. so grateful. ODAT 🖤

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4 years

i am 2 years and 2 months clean from drugs and alcohol today :)

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6 years

getting ready for the diy show tonight

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4 years

cancel culture started with the salem witch trials

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11 months

the dog in me has been euthanized

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1: on opiates, 108 pounds at 6 feet tall 2: addicted to various substances i somehow deemed “better” than i was before 3: substituted hard drugs for weed, alcohol, and the occasional upper and now i look like #4 . today i am 23 months and 1 day clean of all drugs and alcohol

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4 years

stay safe y’all!

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11 months

5 years clean and sober today 🤍

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3 years

thank you for the clarification

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4 years

i’ve been clean for a year and a half as of today. gratitude doesn’t even begin to cover it. just for today 🖤

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6 years

i am 5 months clean today 💗

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why is this my type

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if i said "title fight" 27 times would that bring them back to life

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PAUL RUDD fits as knuc tats

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4 years

choose your fighter

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4 years

diy twitter is like do it yourself!!!!!!!!!!! unless you do it yourself successfully in any way then you are capitalist scum

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6 years

promoting yourself as an artist feels like you’re just jerking yourself off nonstop

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5 years

this is how i like my snare

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can’t wait to max this pedal the frick out

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4 years

@Complex more than $2,000 a household!! he’s calling for $2,000 per adult!

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4 years

some film from when i said goodbye to my childhood home after my dad died

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you ever look at old pictures of yourself and think “damn i was hot” but specifically remember that you thought you were ugly then so now you’re confused on whether you’re as ugly as you think you are now or if you’re actually hot now too?????? i’m high

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3 years

if you look like this dm me expeditiously

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keanu reeves playing bass for his band dogstar, 1996

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dudes are like “take her swimming on the first date” how about i take you grocery shopping and if you don’t start bagging when the cashier is working alone i will leave you in the parking lot

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