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🆎 is funemployed

@ablurbz

4 years

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5 months

a bUTTER CHICKEN FOUNTAIN LUKEFOODS HAS DONE IT AGAIN

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7 months

you got a fast car I got a plan to jump in front of it

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5 months

wait so no one else got n*ked for this?

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9 months

me when my best friend confesses that he loves me tonight at the bar

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9 months

I go home soon for the holiday break and I’m so scared one of my best friends from hs is going to tell me he loves me

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2 years

met our favorite ANUS podcast boys and made them look good in front of the girls they were with. you’re welcome @kbnoswag @nickturani

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9 months

grandpa gave me the hat for christmas 🥹

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11 months

stealing this sick ass Torrey Pines hat from my grandpa

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8 months

my ideal bedroom

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5 months

left all my friends last night to do this act in solitude

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5 months

woke up and remembered I dumped tea in the boston harbor last night

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4 years

@BarstoolBigCat every time I see you tweet happy Saturday I get pissed off because you have the PERFECT opportunity to tweet “Happy BIGCATurday”

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4 years

currently feel like #gritweek @BarstoolBigCat watching CBJ vs TB for 5 hours straight.

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1 month

i luv my overalls

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2 years

@f1trolls_ Michael Scott = Lewis Hamilton

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2 months

shane gillis predicts the future

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5 months

the dripping in the car is what gets me

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10 days

may I interest you in some gatorade on the rocks my good sir?

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3 years

@BarstoolBigCat my timeline is looking a little bit suspicious right now

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6 months

hi!

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2 months

vape-cation

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5 months

catch this curveball fit reveal you freak

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7 months

galentines in the new chain mail top⚔️🏰

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3 years

My dad listened to his 1st ep of PMT because he wanted to hear takes on the Masters and also because my bro and I talk about the pod a lot I had to explain why @BKoepka is Blake. He also thought all the Bryson hate was hilarious. New listener alert @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

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1 month

I love my body even when I’m flaring up. it sucks sometimes but I still love myself through it. chronically ill 😎🤙🏼

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5 months

woke up and remembered I dumped tea in the boston harbor last night

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8 months

wearin her out today

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11 months

stealing this sick ass Torrey Pines hat from my grandpa

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21 days

sharks with a goated haircut

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7 months

all the men who fumbled me looking at my ig post like

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1 year

@whotfisjovana not a spectrum, but a pipeline

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5 months

new cut reveal! no makeup, omw to the library, & after I’m pickin up a bottle from my favorite wine shop

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6 months

I’m in my keira knightley from bend it like beckham and drew barrymore from the wedding singer hair era

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2 months

GIVE ME THE DAMN WHEEL

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8 months

updating him on the game

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9 months

FSUBrando🍢

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9 months

Makes me proud 🥹 @BarstoolYak @W_B_Rick @BarstoolBigCat

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6 months

reverend mothers be like:

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6 months

treat #1 of the day

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2 years

wined & tanned??

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7 months

wore my new shirt to work today

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3 years

happy sunday

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3 months

say hi if you see me in the crowd near td tonight, but not if you’re a freak

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5 months

🕯️😎🕯️

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7 months

add AB to your IR lists everyone, she’s out :/

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5 months

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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8 months

no make up, ready to take on this friday and gamble all of my savings away tonight at the casino

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8 months

posted up in the joveralls at work bc it is my last day as interim director. back to semi peace and freedom next week

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5 years

me: studying my ass off for finals hometown girls: “That’s right! I’m pregnant!☺️” me: studies harder

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9 months

finally broke in my docs after 4 years and also found my bow!!!

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6 months

bar crawl tomorrow sans phone

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22 days

problem solved

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3 months

I think going fishing again would fix me

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1 year

hot wedding guest seeking hot wedding date

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3 years

happy internatty men’s day

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1 month

my grandpa’s facebook post :’)

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7 months

MASSIVE W

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7 months

gonna slay this outfit so hard when it comes in the mail (also bought the shirt today too)

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11 months

psoriasis wedding slay

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9 months

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3 years

it’s Hasbulla’s world and we’re all just living in it.

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8 months

my mom blatantly stealing my IG caption from when I went to my friend’s wedding back in aus last april & her posting the same caption flying back home to aus from norcal is such pick me energy. THE NERVE ( i love her so so so much 🥹)

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2 years

me when he when it when

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1 month

these shoes got me feelin some typa way😎

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5 months

I DID IT I TALKED TO MY CRUSH. tried to rizz him up and talked about Kobe’s death so yeah

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4 years

@lilsasquatch66 Professor b like “oop that was meant for Harry STYLES I’m sorry for the inconvenience”

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1 year

okay depressed girl ferrari slay

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8 months

hang it up rupi kaur

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I know I ghosted You a month ago But that picture you Post kinda 🔥 lol Wyd

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2 years

and my roommate wonders why she gets sick from chicken lmfao

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3 years

how I look like @ the bars every weekend

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2 years

KB confirmed 6’3”

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3 months

late 2 dinner w college buddies

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9 months

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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9 months

Kevin I am in your city @W_B_Rick

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9 months

drop the most iconic photo of you

༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺

@mishricci

9 months

drop the most iconic photo of u (sorry couldn’t pick)

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4 years

@PFTCommenter he’s not even at 480 yet :/

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6 days

the psoriasis & I don’t mind the view

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1 year

this look is brought to you by “how could you ghost that gorgeous woman”😀

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7 months

I missed all the Steve, CPA drama because I was too busy creating shareholder value

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10 months

i got into grad school

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4 months

running it back again

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7 months

POV she just said “uppies”

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8 months

the face of an MBA student gonna get scowl marks

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4 years

@StevenCheah All I care about in this world is the Steven Cheah JPP tweet.

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5 months

YEAH!!!

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2 years

galentines ya hearddd

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1 year

borbie

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3 years

just put my dog down. please post pics of your pet in the thread for me❤️

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11 months

en route to hosting the halloween party I am the red line but my T logo is with my roommate. roomies are being the MBTA lines.

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3 years

finally checked my Spotify Wrapped!

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8 months

@sadderlizards me when I would equally use my right arm to balance out my left arm because I felt bad that my right arm wasn’t getting the same attention because I was a lefty. same with chewing candies and still to this day.

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3 years

steppin out😤😎

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2 months

🇪🇸

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8 months

one of them just asked me for my twitter and i said no

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8 months

at the bar with some guys who don’t know how to order drinks. hanging with mba nerds, gonna teach them week by week how to drink

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3 years

last night with my dog before he passes. been having a real rough time with this since coming home. a lot of tears have been shed. Mishka has been my best friend for the past twelve years and I love him endlessly.

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3 years

happy christmas from me & mine

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3 years

today marks 1 year since I became a cheapie, I love you all. during my brief hiatus I accomplished the following: - got back into a daily gym routine - quit nicotine - read a couple of books - focused on myself - became a novice coder happy to be back :)

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2 years

last night I forced all of my roommates to sit down and start the sopranos because none of them have seen it before. happy to be doing the lord’s work.