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@abijail666
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6 years
Ima buy one off amazon and get to work in cf//wloo
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@abijail666
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5 years
Bummer for this guy
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@abijail666
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5 years
Me trolling my mom for posting pics of my successful siblings and not me!!!!
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@abijail666
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2 years
Ban not wearing shoes in public restaurant instead ???? Maybe we can focus on actual problems
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@abijail666
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6 years
Bartenders: if you feel uncomfy closing by yourself or walking to your car I live on Main and will come sit with you and walk you to your car this shit going on is terrifying and literally a nightmare I will protect you at all costs sex trafficking is hell on earth
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@abijail666
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3 years
This happened this weekend and I’m sad I even have to address this... if you are screaming in your girlfriends face at my bar and she is crying looking terrified I will absolutely kick you out I don’t need to know the story or circumstance goodbye the door is over there 👉
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@abijail666
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5 years
Story time tik tok that was too long for tik tok I’m so sorry
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@abijail666
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4 years
Me at 6 am with the homies knowing we damn well over did it
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@abijail666
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6 years
Wait this is way better
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@abijail666
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5 years
“Let’s go to the hill” lol no thanks I’m good
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What has college hill become
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@abijail666
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6 years
My New Years resolution is to stop buying shots for everyone in literally a 5 foot vascinity of me when I’m fucked up :)
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@abijail666
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6 years
Whoever decided that UNI graduation would be on Cinco De Mayo really was trying to not only break the CF bartenders physically but mentally and emotionally as well
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@abijail666
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5 years
Why do men... how should I put this... speak??
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@abijail666
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5 years
This girl from my high school said she unfollowed me on Instagram because I don’t post enough and she lives in Florida and takes pics by the beach everyday like bitch what do you want me to do pose outside the blueroom with Terry? Fuck
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@abijail666
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5 years
My sister and I are embarrassing but we are ok with it
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@abijail666
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5 years
First of all, It’s called heads up 7up
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@abijail666
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4 years
Hi got new hair jussss sayin here is an awkward selfie
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@abijail666
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4 years
The people outside of Planned Parenthood harassing people look pretty vulnerable on the side of the road... would be a shame if someone were to... nvm
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@abijail666
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5 years
This list is far too long but the fact that at bar close I yell “if you don’t work here or fuck someone that works here get the FUCK OUT” is a good one
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@abijail666
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4 years
Damn my hair looks so good from the back!!! I was wondering why I was getting so many good tips tonight ❤️🤔
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@abijail666
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5 years
My 2020 GOALS are: -get up and get ready more often not just rolling out of bed -keep my apt cleaner -not be so generous with my money to people who do not deserve it -find my love of makeup again -GET MY LICENSE -stand up for myself more -not get arrested all year :)
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@abijail666
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4 years
Told my dad I got broken up with and he said “you are a handful you need to understand that” like....????? Get the fuck out of my mug sir I am a very nice loving individual and didn’t deserve this no matter how you paint it
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@abijail666
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4 years
You walk into Pump Haus after the reopening and you see this... wut u doin???
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@abijail666
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4 years
My family is a bunch of saltines it’s my sisters 21st bday and she won’t even blackout at lunch with me
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@abijail666
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4 years
My dad has a blue lives matter sign in one of his bars and 1) I will steal it and throw it away but the real point is 2) should I put him in a home now or later
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@abijail666
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7 years
Met @lildickytweets yesterday on this boat in Cabo that was pre cool
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@abijail666
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4 years
My brother died 13 years ago today and I just want to remind everyone that the de-escalation of police could’ve saved his and so many other lives... so let’s continue the narrative and keep doing something about it!
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@abijail666
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5 years
Posted these on insta but I figured twitter could see me being messy too
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@abijail666
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8 years
There is a rainbow in cf apparently
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@abijail666
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5 years
My ex boyfriend literally had a new girlfriend 30 minutes (actual time) after we broke up that is so crazy... anyway someone take me on a date
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@abijail666
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7 years
My son at the vet today
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@abijail666
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6 years
Late post but i low key snapdt 💙🥶🧞‍♂️🧵🧢🦋🦕🐳🐬🐟🐋🌎💦🥣🥏🧩🛫🌌💎📘💤🌀❄️🎣🚙🗺🗾🧿🛋📬🗳
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@abijail666
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7 years
Officially been off anti depressants for over a month and I've been honestly doing so well mentally ✨✊🏼💞
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@abijail666
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6 years
Abigail- diagnosed with generalized anxiety, PTSD, and ED misdiagnosed since age 13- over medicated Today I am 20 pounds heavier than I was a year ago, I am off medication, and recovering from self- harm and in an okay place. People love you and it WILL get better
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Emily- diagnosed w major depressive disorder, generalized anxiety, & PTSD. 2 medications. One hospitalization. Two suicide attempts. Every day is different. Most days are a struggle. But I’m more than my mental illness. #EndTheStigma
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Quote this with a random video of you.
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@abijail666
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5 years
ITS STURGIS! friendly reminder to tip your bartenders and don’t be a stupid asshole! You guys need to understand how hard it is for us just be patient and show some love we are doing our best! LETS GET IT
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@abijail666
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4 years
My friend literally saw this in Chicago while apartment hunting LMFAO
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@abijail666
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6 years
I know I’m lazy eyed whatever
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@abijail666
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4 years
Me: *wakes up* Me immediately: weeeeeedd 👁👄👁
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@abijail666
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6 years
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@abijail666
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3 years
A guy I’ve been talking to for 9 months called me his friend last night.. can’t make this shit up
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@abijail666
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8 years
I literally could care less who my exes are with because I know my eyeliner looks better than hers so :)
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@abijail666
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5 years
Don’t speak to me or my son ever again
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I’m very embarrassed about this but here we are @realdeahl
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@abijail666
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4 years
5 years ago I may have been happy and semi healthy lmfao anyway Facebook posted these so just wanted to remind everyone I was hot once thank you bye
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The lady that got my brothers heart posted this on Facebook today which is so sweet but I’m literally dying at the way she edited his picture lmfao
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@abijail666
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6 years
Damn you guys about this time last year I was in psych, so unhappy, self harming and over medicated... I’ve came so far even if it doesn’t seem like much ❣️ thanks for all your love and support if you stuck around for me through all that.. I love you all 🙂
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@abijail666
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4 years
I got hired at pump haus this is a WARNING
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@abijail666
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5 years
Here have this
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@abijail666
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4 years
I hate when I meet people and they are like “omg!! You don’t remember me from high school?! You were so ✨popular✨!!!” Like I was on 150 mg of antidepressants and a xan everyday I couldn’t remember you if I tried baby
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@abijail666
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6 years
Men will make you feel like shit for caring about your presence on social media and then stalk females they’ve never met before and obsess over them and that is just not it :/
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@abijail666
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5 years
If trump gets impeached I will black out
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@abijail666
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6 years
Someone tell her
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@abijail666
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9 years
Me trying to get my life together
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@abijail666
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6 years
When your guy friend that's actually just a friend says "I love you too" that's big dick energy
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@abijail666
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8 years
Some guy told me I am ugly AT SHARKYS and I flinched my fist at him and he ran away and left 😇 bye hoe!!!
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@abijail666
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6 years
I went to a Mac Miller concert in HS he stopped his concert and explained how important it is for everyone to appreciate every genre of music and played Wonderwall on an acoustic guitar and it was awesome I’m so sad
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@abijail666
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4 years
Why I think men with neck tats and the mental capacity of a goldfish will treat me nicely is......... I need to be put in jail
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@abijail666
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7 years
On the phone with my mom and my phone dies- I plug my phone in and get in the shower. My mom shows up at my house... that’s a sense of peace she will never get back after losing one child and my heart hurts everyday for her
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@abijail666
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4 years
Please check on your bartender friends today,,, we broke
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@abijail666
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4 years
This guy last night asked for my number then i immediately sent him this ???? He seems down tho so idk I have so many questions
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@abijail666
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5 years
Booty & Face
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@abijail666
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6 years
Busch light sucks
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Unpopular opinion:..... ALCOHOLIC EDITION
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@abijail666
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If you see this mint mop sand worming around at 515 come say hi!! I look like a slut, but a nice one so come hug me!!
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@abijail666
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3 years
If one more person says “no one wants to work anymore” I will scream
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@abijail666
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4 years
I offered to buy this *ANONYMOUS MANS* switch at the price he paid to help him out during these tough times but now he’s saying nah because he wants to see if someone will buy it for double the $$$ like this tweet if I should TP his house
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@abijail666
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6 years
Y’all I have put too much time and effort into men that don’t give a shit and are too fucked up to appreciate anything and im going to switch my efforts and put them into frozen pizza thank you that is all
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@abijail666
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6 years
Okay, first things first I’ll eat your brains, then ima start rockin’ gold teeth and fangs 👹
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5 years
Jesus mom
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@abijail666
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I’ll say it once and I’ll say it a million more times but my mom really snapped when she designed my brothers tombstone
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This guy at Suds the other day when I was smoking a cig outside “you know what’s trashy ??? girls who smoke cigs!!” *He said it as he was walking by* and now I’m going to by a juul so I don’t get harassed by walking UNI frat shit heads
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@abijail666
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5 years
Jon took this pic of my FIRE ASS BOOTY tysm carry on
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@abijail666
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6 years
This is the most concerning thing I’ve seen on this twitter account tbh baby pls leave his ass you wear your mascara and find some new dick ily
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@abijail666
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❗️❗️❗️Only respecting women you are attracted to is not respecting women❗️❗️❗️
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@abijail666
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4 years
This is an accurate representation of me offering my father cold hard facts and him actually glitching because he can’t comprehend
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@abijail666
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4 years
Just had a cf bitch tell me she has two black friends so she can have her own opinion UNREAL
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@abijail666
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6 years
I only drink water at bar because alcohol is bad for you!!! Take advice from me!!!!
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@abijail666
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6 years
My bartender, Megan at toads and her girlfriend got me flowers because my brother died 11 years ago... this is seriously so amazing and i can’t believe it ❣️ little things ya know
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@abijail666
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3 years
Bartending is so weird like people genuinely come for my throat about…drinks…. Like we really are about to throw hands over this Malibu pineapple huh
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@abijail666
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4 years
My boss texted me yesterday and asked if I wanted to have a picnic by the river with her today because we haven’t got to just chat for awhile.... dammit this woman is going to have me bartending in Cf the rest of my life I love her so much
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@abijail666
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4 years
All of the Main Street bartenders tipping each other the same every week
@knmnku
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永久機関作ってる人いるww
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@abijail666
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6 years
Hug your loved ones tight today... Kristine Martinson will be missed by everyone and i will never forget her kind and giving spirit... keep her family in your thoughts 💛
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@abijail666
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6 years
Check meowt 😼 new hairs bich!!!! Don’t by Miss Allison Bartlett @ Kate & Co.
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@abijail666
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5 years
These guys at Camp Bisco just asked us how long it takes us to get to the grocery store in Iowa and Megan said “idk it depends on if we have to get the horse and buggy out”
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@abijail666
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I love the USA :)
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@abijail666
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5 years
I love playing the game how many dabs can I do before work until I start to question if I will be able to function
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@abijail666
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8 years
cleaning your ear out with a q-tip feels better tho lol
@_UNISecrets
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"Im not a girl but i feel like having sex for girls feels like cleaning your ears out with a Q-tip."
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@abijail666
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6 years
This is the back door to my apt building... if my front door catches on fire I guess I’ll see y’all in hell
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Me: *goes to DMV after calling to make sure I have all necessary documents and fines paid* Them: “oh she didn’t tell you on the phone?? ....We need your FIRST BORN SON SACRIFICED TO SATAN BEFORE YOU DRIVE BITCH!!!!”
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@abijail666
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4 years
I would pay top dollar to see all of my mugshots but Blackhawk county is so strict about who gets a copy
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@abijail666
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5 years
How much coke did he do before going on air
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Logan Paul was just on Fox Business and, well, it was something
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???? Why tho
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2 years
Saw this in a nightmare once
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