✰ SPINNING OUT; a
#choni
socmed/smau
➝ after playing a supporting role for four seasons, toni topaz is getting her own spinoff series that follows her character to college. cheryl blossom, ready to step out of her more famous brother's shadow, auditions to be her love interest
blaine fucked a random from facebook when kurt ignored his call while santana broke up with brittany because she felt so guilty about smiling at a girl in the library. be very serious.
also brittana went on a 10 month long vacation and then a 6 month long national tour and came out of it stronger than ever and got engaged. kurt and blaine failed to live together twice, one of those times resulting in a bitter break up. again, be very serious.
@caitlespotatles
she did it because she knew 50% of married couples divorce and in her mind, having them getting married too was securing her own marriage’s success imo
@CW_Riverdale
i hope hope you realize that after making us watch three different storylines of your only sapphic characters marrying men that you’re legally obligated to give us an onscreen choni wedding now
need white people making jokes about the fk cancelation to remember it wasn’t just a show about a lesbian couple but it was also led by a dark skinned black lesbian so maybe don’t tell the upset fans to just watch your fav shows for your fav nonblack lesbian/bi characters idk
going to bed but wanna say again that seth isn’t gay or closeted. absolutely continue criticizing it and the marketing team and warn people about it, but don’t misrepresent it as a predatory gay storyline because it wasn’t and that’s just upsetting people unnecessarily
#thewilds
@mazci5
@DylanMarkMurphy
you're thinking of their OTHER cheating storyline. that was when kurt was texting another guy behind blaine's back because he was bored by their relationship and scheduled makeouts
not only did we get all the endgames, we got all the afterlife endgames too; choni together forever in the riverdale afterlife, choni together forever in the rivervale afterlife and thabigail together forever in the afterlife 🥺
@JakeSut27878258
@nypost
it’s almost like maybe women were terrified of the famous guy that fantasizes about murdering them, drinking their blood and eating them 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@rebekuhsdavis
they shouldn't have trusted caine to do it and should have made sure rob saved her then. would have been more believable for him to save her after having doubts about daniela than for caine too based on the episodes anway and it's not like rob actually likes daniela
no but seriously that period of time when madelaine was reposting vanessa's pregnancy posts like she was legit her wife because her no good "husband" was nowhere to be found...
this line legit means so much to me. obvs i wish we got to see them have a big heartfelt convo about everything, but after letting that hope go, just seeing their break up and reunion acknowledged, and seeing their happy little faces at the mention of it was so very validating
@joblessthursday
this person just being so loud and wrong when cheryl is one of the few lesbian characters that is allowed to say she’s a lesbian and madelaine is one of the few actresses not afraid to say it either
@ooceuphoria
the funniest part of this post is that jules is straight up lying because she spent that entire episode trying to change rue into being more like anna????
so to recap this barchie plot: archie is still in love with betty and was ready to end it with veronica. cheryl gave betty an easy out to compartmentalize what she was doing even if she didn't seem completely convinced, and she kept that one journal because it's not really over.
i mean, lili and cole being broken up was kinda obvious since all this went down, but damn, okay. all three og riverdale ladies breaking up with their men and upgrading to actual dogs instead, love that for them
maybe i'm thinking about that time madelaine said that when she booked riverdale and vanessa didn't, she assumed they'd never talk again and maybe just follow each other on instagram and like random posts for a few years, because that's usually what happens 🥺