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29/03/13 โ€ข 04/04/15

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@abbieTMUK
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9 years
SHE GOT ME ON FUCKING STAGE XOANDPWNSKANSKAKZK
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6 months
No way 2021 feels like yesterday
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๐Ÿฉท @NICKIMINAJ BARBIA @BIABIA ๐Ÿงก 2021 2024
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9 months
So we all agree Queen is last?
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10 years
@NICKIMINAJ I GOT DIAMOND FOR MANCHESTER!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญLook for me front row๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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7 years
Think Johnny needs to avoid doing club appearances when he leaves love island he'll be swilled by every girl in Britain #loveisland ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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12 years
#animalcrossingmemories stealing other peoples flowers and winning the garden competition http://t.co/mouar3Rh
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ STOP IM SO EXCITED COSMSOANSOWNA!!!
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ all the way thru my exams now ill be thinking "work hard laugh Lata" your the reason ill get thru these...
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ imagine if you did tho, oh how the barbz would spazzz
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@abbieTMUK
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3 years
Not TikTok potentially finding Madeline McCann๐Ÿ’€
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4 months
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@abbieTMUK
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ IM ON THE BIKE DOIN WHEELIES IN A MANSION!!!!!!!!
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@abbieTMUK
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5 months
Look whatโ€™s arrived ๐Ÿ˜ @NICKIMINAJ
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@abbieTMUK
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2 years
@NICKIMINAJ You do a poll and donโ€™t listen to us anyway ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Iโ€™m CRYING ๐Ÿ˜‚ queen knows best
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
I hate my nails I look like I'm going to a school disco get them off my fingers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญseemed like a good idea at the time
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
I will miss you every minute of everyday, thankyou for everything you've ever done for me โค๏ธ sleep tight ๐ŸŒนโค๏ธ
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
If you look at my insta pics compared to how I actually look I'm a massive catfish surprise Nev n Max hasn't messaged me yet
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@abbieTMUK
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9 years
As if I'm front page of the paper ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/BVhXMRi6ch
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@abbieTMUK
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4 months
Just found this picture from the first time I ever seen Nic @ the PF tour - ยฃ32.50 is crazyyy
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@abbieTMUK
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10 years
@MrAshleyCain never been so jealous of a girl before ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‘„
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@abbieTMUK
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10 years
@NICKIMINAJ ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
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@abbieTMUK
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9 months
WHAT AN IDIIIOT YOU CANT BE ME IM ALREADY IT
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@abbieTMUK
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1 year
This Ty and Ella situation is heartbreaking itโ€™s like modern day Shakespeare I canโ€™t bear it #LoveIsland
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Things like this happen and people are making more of a deal about racism than they do about the fact innocent people are dying ๐Ÿ˜ก
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@abbieTMUK
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4 months
Finally here #GAGCITYLONDON say hi if you see me ๐Ÿฅฐ
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8 years
Cba with the fact Conrad has missed his flight home from dam cos he was too busy buying my nan a fridge magnet ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 months
#GAGCITYLONDON was everything and more ๐Ÿ˜ญ canโ€™t wait for the other shows ๐Ÿฉท @GeorgiaTMUK_
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Happy 81st birthday grandad๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป wish you held on for a bit longer so you could celebrate with us ๐Ÿ˜” love you forever โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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10 months
Crying ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข #NickiMail
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Proper baffles my head when liv is having a conversation with her mum n says "fucking" In every sentence I'm not even allowed to say fart
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@abbieTMUK
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ THIS MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Conrad lay on my belly n goes "I can hear your enzymes breaking up your food" can tell he's resitting his GCSE science ๐Ÿค” fucking gimp
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4 months
ON MY WAY TO #GAGCITYLONDON
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Contraception really fucks my body up but little Conrad juniors would also fuck my body up so it's a loose loose situation
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@abbieTMUK
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9 years
Fucking hate horrible little slags that know someone's with someone then still try's it like I won't fully kill someone
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
PLT KNOCK ME FUCKING SICK imagine sending a bodysuit to someone with no hygiene sticker and a full on discharge stain on the knicker part๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ท
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8 months
BAHM BAHM
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
That scruffy bitch that attacked me the other night has left a scratch down my face n my mums just asked me what it is so I had to lie n say it was the cat otherwise she wouldnโ€™t let me leave the house ever again n now sheโ€™s locked it out n I feel dead badโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Duno why I'm getting so stressed over holiday clothes when I'm just gonna get pissed and be sick down them anyway
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9 years
For someone that's straight I'm in love with girls arses too much ๐Ÿ‘
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
When u have to spend your day in A&E cos a disgusting tramp of a lad decided to punch me last night & I cant move the right side of my face
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8 years
When you kick off with a girl for pesting your boyfriend & they have the cheek to carry on ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ remove your kebab flaps plssss
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7 years
Dad- โ€œwhen I see a woman lay on the floor outside the house I expect it to be my 20 year old daughter not my 51 year old wife sadly I was wrongโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Dont understand y the toaster in work has a setting where you can only toast 1 side of the bread why would you ever want only 1 side toasted
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@abbieTMUK
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4 months
Runway Barbie today ๐Ÿฅฐ #GAGCITYMANCHESTER
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@abbieTMUK
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ I got Minajesty tho๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ http://t.co/PSTjy0uJMN
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4 months
Thank you so much for last night @NICKIMINAJ Iโ€™m still not over it ๐Ÿ˜ญ my boyfriends first ever show so it was so special for me #GagCityManchester
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8 years
Can't believe we're having "Frank Sinatra - I did it my way" as grandads funeral song today cos he always had to have things his way ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•
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6 years
People need to stop staying in long term relationships just because theyโ€™re comfortable with that person, being happy and being comfortable are 2 very different things and when you leave you realise that
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6 years
I really like Megan I think she was just misunderstood
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
I look at Conrad when heโ€™s sleeping next to me and I think I could happily spend the rest of my life with him then he wakes up, opens his mouth and ruins everything
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Wasn't expecting that when I clicked on it and read down ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 months
#GAGCITYMANCHESTER come say hi ๐Ÿฅฐ pls remember tho I am blind ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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8 years
Best present๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’•
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
KERSHAS FUCKING TAKING ME TO NEW YORK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ my best friend > yours @KershaPrice
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7 years
I'm just tired all the time doesn't matter if I have 8 hours, 12 hours or 106 hours of sleep I'm still tired ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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7 years
I sit here moaning that none of my clothes fit me anymore and I've put bare weight on then whip a chocolate cake out the fridge โ˜น๏ธ
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
How do some people my age have their own house/child it's just took me 40 minutes to get my quilt in the bedding cover
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4 months
Barbie and Ken have entered #GagCity
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4 months
My boyfriend has just come and met me in the queue and passed me this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€ I love him ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 years
Proper baffles my head that's there's people in the world that don't like drinking and going out ๐Ÿ˜• what do they do then
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8 years
So funny how many follower requests you get when you put your account on private ๐Ÿธโ˜•๏ธ nosey nosey bitches
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7 years
I enjoy girls that tag where their outfits from in the post on insta ๐Ÿ˜
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5 months
@NICKIMINAJ WTF๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 years
Some snakey people about now a days can't even believe it ๐Ÿ
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9 years
Showed the bus driver the bus pass on my phone just as kersha texts me saying "I really don't think anal beads will do it for me Abbie" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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8 years
Feel like life's going too fast and I'm going to wake up one day at be 50 and think where has my life gone
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8 years
Some guy last night said I have a beautiful smile and offered to take me to Dubai cos he's a millionaire athlete then whips out a iphone5๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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9 years
I've only just come out of work!!!! Omg guys ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ http://t.co/IC1BTIKZjT
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@abbieTMUK
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9 years
Alzheimers/Dementia is such a horrible disease seeing someone you love get to the point where they don't know who you are is awful ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
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7 years
The ballon girl has just took Conrad inside to do a balloon with her ๐Ÿค”does she want to meet physco Gail
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6 months
@NICKIMINAJ YESSS QUEEN
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8 years
How come when someone has a nice outfit on and I ask where its from they say primark yet when I go in its all #swag and yolo tops
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3 years
Not me getting the train to work at 5:40am the day after wireless @NICKIMINAJ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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7 years
People wonder why I'm so angry all the time when the world is FULL OF CUNTS
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3 years
I must be mental cos I didnโ€™t think Faye reacted badly thatโ€™s exactly what Iโ€™d do hahaha #Faye #LoveIsland
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8 years
I NEED TO STOP. SPENDING. FUCKING. MONEY. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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9 years
Can't believe I'm on the manchester evening news website and they want to interview me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ made heywood famous http://t.co/2SXFIpM3tz
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8 years
Mine and conrads toasties stuck together in the toasty maker n Conrad goes "aw there like us...inseparable" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ so cringing knocks me sick
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8 years
Absolutly PISSING at Phil Mitchell in birdy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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8 years
My New Years resolution is to get an absolutly banging body so if my career path fails I can become a stripper โœจ
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8 years
If this girl in nandos doesn't stop lingering around Conrad eyeing him up I'm going to choke her with a butterfly chicken
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9 years
How you could do anything to hurt an animal is beyond me ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก and why you'd film it and put it on Facebook makes no sense gets me so angry ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
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3 years
Now everything has reopened again do u not just feel like everything is dirty
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10 years
I got VIP tickets and she retweeted me all on the same day WTF is today๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜
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8 years
I remeber saying to Conrad I don't think its cheating if someone goes to a prostitute now he's going dam tomorrow I regret ever saying it๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 years
The amount of Christmas quizzes this verse has helped me win
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7 years
Annoys me when girls follow Conrad on instagram he posts a picture once every 6 months what could u possibly want him on there for ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚
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7 years
If I got a postcard of Conrad in bed with some random bird I'd explode in anger it's pissing me off just watching it happen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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7 years
Siam park is my fave place feel like moving to Tenerife so I can go everyday twice in a week wasn't enough โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ
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6 years
Dad got me a bracelet saying โ€œTo my daughter always remeber you are braver than you believe,stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and loved more than you know love dadโ€ Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ cutest
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7 years
If drake comes out on the Saturday of parklife I'll never speak to anyone in work again fucking stupid cunts only giving me the Sunday off
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4 months
@NICKIMINAJ This video cute of everyone chanting your name ๐Ÿฅบ
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10 years
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8 years
When me and Conrad fall out I purposefully make myself look nice then he crumbles like a little bitch n begs it again ๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 years
2016 has been such a horrible year literally everyone has passed away this year praying 2017 will be different
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