people complaining abt blonde percy bc it won't make sense when nico says percy isnt his type are missing out on the biggest use of sarcasm in the whole world like
like imagine nico staring at percy and just deadpanning "you're not my type" as will is standing right next to him looking like percy's clone. like thats fucking funny
walker being that much taller than her even when she’s wearing heels means that he’s going to have to bend down for that percabeth cheek kiss oh i cannot wait i just cannot
BOOKSTORE GIRL ✧˖*°࿐
– a
#percabeth
social media au
in which percy jackson claims to hate reading, yet continuously finds himself loitering inside the strand, hoping for a glimpse of a certain aspiring-architect-turned-bookstore-employee.
IF ONLY ˖°𖦹⋆⁺。𓇼𓏲˖°✧
– a
#percabeth
crack au
in which percy jackson can't escape from the new girl who's obsessed with him, so annabeth chase offers to pretend to be his girlfriend to throw off calypso and get her friends off of her back.
LOVE IS A KALEIDOSCOPE ౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ ⋆ – a sapphic
#percabeth
socmed au
in which percy jackson is hopelessly in love with her best friend and annabeth chase is incredibly clueless. oh, and anybody who doesn't know them already thinks they're dating!
IF ONLY ˖°𖦹⋆⁺。𓇼𓏲˖°✧
– a
#percabeth
crack au
in which percy jackson can't escape from the new girl who's obsessed with him, so annabeth chase offers to pretend to be his girlfriend to throw off calypso and get her friends off of her back.
One of my biggest pet peeves ever is when people write "should of" instead of "should've" im like do you even know how fucking stupjd you are you stupid idiot like wtaf is wrong with you
THIS IS CRAZY OK I AM
NOT A GOD THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BRAIN I UNDERSTAND THAT IM WEIRD BELIEVE ME I GET IT BUT IM AFRAID SOMETHING MAY BE REALLY BROKEN NOW THIS IS CRAZY OK I AM
NOT A GOD THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BRAIN I UNDERSTAND THAT IM WEIRD BELIEVE ME I GE