Daniel Abaasa @abaasadaniel Twitter profile

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Daniel Abaasa

3 years

If Fabrizio calls me at 2am and says he just seen my girlfriend in the bar with another man and adds here we go! Even if she's laying next to me. It's over for her. 😂😂😂

•NØNI•

@Revnickk

3 years

Niggas believe Fabrizio more than anything

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

I'm an accountant by profession but I work with National Water and Sewerage Cooperation. I lay pipe. 😂😂😂

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@dorynshapes

2 years

I am a Statistician & Fitness Coach by profession. Quote this with your profession/Business.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

When you're watching T.V and they start mopping the sitting room.

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@YkeeBenda

2 years

Good morning! Spread positivity and good vibes only ♥️🙏🏽

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Wandegeya Pork joints be wild. You come with an intention to eat Pork, you leave with a belt, a cheap chain, a pair of shoes, a motivational book and three vests. Hawkers be selling everything. 😂😂🙌🏾

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

I met my OB, he used to write noise makers in class. And now he's an Mcee he's telling us to make some noise. 😂😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 month

Kin K: I've sent our most able journalists to cover the situation in Kenya. Meanwhile @CanaryMugume in Kenya: 😂😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

You have received 62,000 MoKash has deducted UGX 61,900 at a fee of UGX 0 from your mobile money account. Message: . New balance is:UGX 1. Your Bonus was: 0. Be safe. Do NOT share your Mobile Money PIN.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

One day we will wake up and Luqman Petrol station will be selling fuel at 1,000.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Traffic Police be anywhere lately. You could be entering the gate to your home and find them inside.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Uganda wins gold, Tanzania wins Silver, Kenya wins Bronze. EAC to the world. !!!

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Nah man!! The amount of nyash in these plazas is unreal. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 It's going to be hard for a Kampala male youth to make Economic Progress.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

4 months

So anyway, God thought I should still be here with you, but Friday night almost took me with it. No deaths, no physical harm. A constant reminder that any day could be yours or your beloved last one. 🙏🏾 🙏🏾. #RukundoEgumeho #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Never to tame a munyankore.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

3 years

Your Uber has arrived.

Ms. Pamella Nabasa 🤍 🌙

@ankoleroyalty

3 years

I’m Nabaasa looking for Abaasa 🌚

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Read books, Drink water, Sit with friends, Write often. Love honestly, Pray, Be intentional, Exercise, Call family. Seek truth. In the end, you'll be fine.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Numba cafe opens it's doors on the 28th of May in Kabale. Looks like that Christmas plot just got another pitstop. #ExploreUganda

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

The people using Masaka road to go home, be informed that 95% of the people I've talked to are traveling on Friday including myself . Plan accordingly. 😅😅

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Girls after requesting 300k from each attendee, and giving them a dress code for their friends baby shower. PAMELA: Guys let's do this for Eunice, let's not let her down. She has really been there for us. 😂😂😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Pics that go really hard!!!!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Today I managed to turn down 3 oliwas from my rich friends. Nasingura sitani nomubiri. 😂😂 Mukama weitu asiimwe!

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

UGANDANS think Museveni favours Westerners, westerners think he favours Banyakore, Banyankore think he favours Bahima, Bahima think he favours those from Kiruhura, Those from Kiruhura think he favours his family members, His family members think he favours his son 🔁🔁🔁🔁

#Go4Gold 🇺🇬

@OldGorilla_

2 years

What will unit Banyankore after the death of Museveni? He has imposed himself as the top leader of Banyankore. We might see the rising of the Omugabe at the soonest.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Met a baby called Constance the other day, I just feel like she's an aunt already by the virtual of her name. Just saying aunt Constance sounds right. 😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

3 months

Today marked 37 years of my Parents wedding anniversary. Among the many things I've learnt from them is their dedication to God and to their profession as teachers. May God grant them Long life. hongera sana Mr and Mrs Turyagyenda. #RukundoEgumeho

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

The older you grow, the more you realize why your parents replied your long requests with "okay" and "noted".

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Elon Musk runs various companies, has 9 children and is the world's wealthiest man. He has over 100million followers on twitter and finds time to answer nobodies on Twitter. However, you actually accept she is too occupied to even consider answering to your text 🤡.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

5 months

You're one bad maize season away from starving as a country. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

dennis ombachi OLY

@ombachi13

5 months

Leave a comment with which internet when Museveni switches of the country’s WIFi before he goes to sleep

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

7 months

"He's just my bestie"

Anita Naj 🇺🇬

@nitanaj

7 months

A short story: 2007 - Became Best friends 2020 - Started Dating 2022 - Kwanjula Ceremony 2023- Got married ❤️

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Only a woman, a child and a dog are loved unconditionally...A man shall be loved for what he brings to the table. Know this and know peace.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

As I was buying Samosas from Karecera's place in Kabale this morning I met this gentleman who has consistently sold new papers since I was a kid. Kabale people will relate.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Sad news coming in is that Mr. Apollo Nyegamahe commonly known as Aponye has passed on in a car accident in Itojo 💔💔

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

8 months

Her dad : What intentions do you have for my daughter. Me:

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

I want to make this shirt for some boy of mine, but sometimes he doesn't take jokes lightly.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

10 months

Her: They told me they saw you kissing another chic at Thrones, and you think I'm stupid? Me:

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

If you have nothing better to do today, appreythe beauty of these female @piratesrugbyUG fans. 🔥🔥🔥 #PiratesStrong #StanbicBlackPirates .

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

As the roads start to wind, as hills become taller, as the air becomes fresher and colder...then you know home is welcoming you. The lovely Kigezi. #RukundoEgumeho .

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

6 months

African turkeys have anger management problems. This kid would be hospitalized in a heartbeat 😂😂 here they even chase adults with guns.

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@ThebestFigen

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Awww

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Why would an entire district be playing Arsenal.

Arsenal

@Arsenal

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Goal for Brighton. Scored by Mitoma. 🔴 1-2 🔵 (58)

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Normalize saying: 1. I changed my mind 2. I was wrong 3. I would do it differently next time.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

3 months

Young lawyer taking a coca cola to keep the sugar levels up inorder to save 97% of his 200k salary and not collapse. 😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 months

Passed by The School. 🦁 🏴‍☠️

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

3 years

"Tetulina byakola, mpozi kufunya emigongo"

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

8 months

As we head into the festive season....

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Sometimes a status pops up on your watsapp and you wonder "who the f is Ben Shoes Kiwatule" 😂😂😂 you can't even recall where you got the contact and why.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

26 days

Kyamagz trying to wake up his sheyy babe to warm the food at 2am.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

8 months

Me when I see my primary OG st bakiga nation with 4 kids and one is a teenager. 😂😂 #BakigaNation23 #RukundoEgumeho

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Methia my thinking of relationships is to make the both of you better, alot of people I know start of as poor communicators and the willingness to learns makes them better partners. Relationships are for building not an exam. That's where you go wrong. IMO.

Methia.L.Nabawanda

@MethiaLydiaN

2 years

Don’t teach a man how to be your man sis. Do not ask him to text you, do not ask him to care about you, do not ask him to bring you random flowers, do not ask him to plan dates. The right one will know exactly what to do and when to do it.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

23 days

One thing Uganda has is good looking women. 👐🏾👐🏾

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

3 years

@joelmugera1 In times of uncertainty, he has to be the only one we can trust. If he says Im European, Here go! who am I to argue.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

This picture represents what Bakiga nation was really about! Never received so many genuine hugs like yesterday. To everyone that showed mwebare munonga. To the mistakes that were made, we apologies. #RukundoEgumeho .

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

The guy Chamili has to contact. 😂😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Kale there is. Campuser somewhere suffering with a Nilo Bondo hangover in this heat. With no water in the room and no money to buy a decent meal. 😂😂😂 Noffa.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Anyway here is your June photo dump.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

It looked like a burnt plastic bottle. 😂😂

CHOBOS™

@SangKip4

2 years

Defender 130 Spotted in Kenya. 📷 Mbuthia

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Mr 100%. The best kicker in Africa. #PirateArrrtParty

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

"She's just my friend" 😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Celebrating a buddie. @bruno_akampa broski. 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾🫱🏿‍🫲🏾

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Saturday was and always is Legday-Rugby. @piratesrugbyUG thank you for the win. #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Uncle this is the shaky foundation the bible talks about. Real sand. 😂😂😂 Your veggies will be floating on top of that Jameson like water hyacinth.

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@drkasenene

2 years

Ideas for a light and healthy Friday lunch..

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

We have taken up cooking classes and are eager to share with you our progress.

Kaitetsi Michelle ❤️‍🔥

@Kaitetsi_Mich

1 year

Why are men nowadays so quick to invite us to their places??

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@abaasadaniel

2 years

Man December is unreal, you go to greet your friend at a table at thrones, and end up in kira at a bar owned by sheyyz. Asking each other "Notaha ryari". 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Broken English is tolerable we can switch to vernacular. But these " k n u, nyt dea, hmmm k, dats gud" is where we draw the line.

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@TheBlackRose_Ug

2 years

The pain of seeing a handsome guy or beautiful lady speaking broken English. 🤦🏾‍♀️😏

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Because Saturday is Legday-Rugby day. E for Energy. #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

"Mwahikahi?"

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

They call this hand-off act your age. 😂😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Looking at you from a "vantage" point, you can take all my money. 🤑

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@SBitature

2 years

❤️✨

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

This man @AtukundaArnold may just be the fastest sports man out of athletics in Uganda! #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

4 months

There's a senior one student in this crowd who has been playing rugby but for chills with no ambition but after seeing these ones triumph. His goal will be to make school team at all costs. Memories of a Sports man in High School.

Joseph Ddungu

@ddungujoseph7

4 months

Chills at the College Assembly this morning 🏆 presentation

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Thank you all for the birthday messages, the phone calls and the promises. Been overwhelmed by the love you have shown. Many blessings. #RukundoEgumeho #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

About that @piratesrugbyUG at 25. #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

3 years

#NewProfilePic new month new me. 😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Happy new year to all of you, may you and your squad do big tings this year! Blessings.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

I woke up at 00:23am and failed to sleep till 07:23am I hope I make it to work. #PiratesStrong

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@Sgeorgewilly

1 year

@KobsrugbyUg its 07:23am #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

4 months

Thank you to everyone who sent me a message, posted on your TL, called and the one person who sent mm. It humbling for me to know that you people care and appreciate the few things I manage to do. Here is to another 365 days around the sun. #PiratesStrong #RukundoEgumeho

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

"I know both your teams speak and understand good English, play fair, play clean and let the best man win" #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

4 months

In all this, manya EFRIS being a tax or not, the Ugandan just wants their taxes used well! Good roads, hospitals, good schools, clean water. Then you can pile whatever technology you want on them. But tomorrow you wake up to CSR of 800m and you wonder if EFRIS will solve that.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

3 months

HARUNA MOHAMMED! TAKE A BOW. #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

One of my friends made the mistake of passing by meat guy yesterday for one, now today he's like Mbidde..... HE'S PAYING! 😂😂😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Tempted to plug my boda guy on that @DjKasBaby mixcloud but he might take me to Mbra instead of nakawa.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

6 months

There's a time at campus, when we were leaving pana and I realized I had dropped my transport dimes, @bruno_akampa gave me his and walked all he way to kikoni. A selfless gentleman.

Riya🍹

@favouredmukiiga

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Laba kya #Mcm 😍😂😂 Such a kind and selfless human being this one!!!

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

@WilliamNkore and @ayera_desire after being chosen to represent Kenya and Uganda hence two Allowances. 😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

October wasn't bad. I know you want to bring the other picture but God is looking at you.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Born again Christian thread

LEBANON ♥️

@MahandeSharon

1 year

Born again Christian thread.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Today is the day when our friends in outside countries should do da ting. Plug someone. 😅😅

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

26 days

Adult life is generally lived in arrears; what you are (or are experiencing) today is most likely a result of what you did or did not do) yesterday. Spend your adult life wisely! 📌

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

Stuck between sliding into your dms and sliding into your dms.

Christine Nampeera💎

@nampeera_

2 years

Stuck between loosing weight and staying like this 😣

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Away from the banter and the love to beat your opponent we all humans trying to figure things out. Rugby wins. @ddungujoseph7 @Mr_Barasha @JoeMulyowaRobe @DMugumisa #piratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Appreciation post for the gaffer, @skinnyblaqk for the job so far well done. We are because you are. #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

3 months

That feeling only Rugby can deliver!!!!! @piratesrugbyUG 📸 @siriovos

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

How I'm going to be ignoring nyigos from the thirsty chic without drinks. 😂😂 #partylikeapirate #PiratesStrong #weareincharge

PIRATES RUGBY

@piratesrugbyUG

1 year

Your full squad Lineup for this weekend. Get your party shoes and moods on cause we are in charge ! #PartyLikeAPirate #StanbicPirates #PiratesStrong

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

Who is that? When is that? Who is that? When is that? Nandala has given cheating kampala men a new one.😂😂😂😂😂 Biggup unuself Nandzi.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

9 months

First send me a pin of where you are and we fight like men. I'm tired of this social media harassment

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@albertKatruGuma

9 months

Attack the week.

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

4 years

You: I trust my boys, they can never chew my Ex. Your boys: 👇🏾👇🏾😂😂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

6 months

Today every thread nga I participate. Lessgo

Ayebare Martin.

@martinayebare5

6 months

Men wearing ties >>> , let’s see you today 🙂

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

6 months

#VisitKPA

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

2 years

APPRECIATION POST ❗❗ If there was ever a name for a perfect workmate it would be @Merci_lina . Working closely with you this year has taught me one too many things. Your dedication, tenacity, quick thinking and the applying of pressure where need be have yielded much results..

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 year

I went for a kukyala over the weekend, the mans side had 7 people and the woman's side had 23 people. Simple is elegant.😊😊😊😊

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

1 month

Tomorrow someone's premises will be closed for failure to pay a fine for not filing returns. His wife and kids will start suffering. On the other hand this is happening to the money his counterparts filed and paid. 💔💔💔

Daily Monitor

@DailyMonitor

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Speaker Anita Among hands a bundle of Shs50 million to Minister of Microfinance, Haruna Kasolo as a donation to Bukoto West MP Muhammad Ssentayi's foundation during its launch in Katovu Town Council on June 22, 2024. #MonitorUpdates 🎥 Gertrude Mutyaba

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Daniel Abaasa

@abaasadaniel

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Say it with me, PHILLIP WOKORACH is the best player to ever come out UGANDA!! 🔥🔥

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