Aahil 🩷🇵🇰 @aahilsm Twitter profile

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Aahil 🩷🇵🇰

3 years

Things i am anti, a thread: (in no particular order) 1. racism 2. ranch 3. bar soap 4. willful ignorance 5. xenophobia 6. cheddar cheese 7. tabasco 8. t*mmy t*b*rv*lle 9. chocolate ice cream 10. pears

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7 months

pulling out the classic

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Who. Did. She. Vote. For.

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@thewineyoulike and they’re missing out

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@legotrillermoth same for him

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atlanta is a city that dares to ask the question: what if no one knew how to drive but you need to drive to get anywhere

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Merry Christmas everybody

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1 year

@slowpuke_ house - $10,000

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7 months

@OrganizerMemes you may not like it but he has the politics of every normal man i have ever met

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5 years

@chunkyfila bro thanks for that $5000 wire transfer you sent me the other day i was gonna lose my apartment but I'm glad to know a friend like you has got my back

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@OhhMyLuckyStars @kel_cee_xo literally what are you talking about?? trump and biden agreed to have two debates hosted by CNN, one in june, one in september

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@AJsayshey @PalIahAbdul YOOO MINE TOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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@MasimbaTrades @NoCatsNoMasters @Magnuseisenhard @vexwerewolf silence, muskrat

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1 year

auburn university students

harrison 🚋

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1 year

describe a marijuana yes/abortion no voter

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@montythemooseXI @booglia @tenebrasetlux congrats on being a wanker

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@dionne_auguste @KareBearScare @Tamalee @rhiannoneshaw

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ruth gader binsburg

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11 months

what’s it stand for? wrong answers only

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@_RAWRington @Bobby_XIII @interiorwhre higher ceilings = more air needed to fill the space. heat rises, so it’s more expensive to cool because there’s more air to cool so it takes more energy to cool it

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@JamesAl41520883 @Jessyheartless @G1RLPET it should be okay to not want to upset people and apologize when you have accidentally done so

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@ShitpostGate

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6 years

@kaitanders Truly unpopular opinion: neither grades not standardized tests serve as an accurate test of intelligence. Grades show willingness to comply and presence of a good work ethic while standardized tests show ability to use your skills and critical thinking in a timed setting

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7 months

175 fraudulent votes for joe biden

7/11 Truther

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4 years

What would you keep in the 175 pocket jacket?

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2 years

@teedubya @jenionlyonen @Oyin_A_ how in the WORLD are you able to quantify this

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3 months

@theemmamont these replies are rancid :/

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7 months

@MagicianGrifter @OrganizerMemes no I’m saying he’s saying fuck british people

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4 years

for the coastal elites getting ready to tweet “maybe they shouldn’t have voted for tuberville” tomorrow

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3 years

@notviking We ba MestDusic

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1 year

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

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2 years

@MasimbaTrades @NoCatsNoMasters @Magnuseisenhard @vexwerewolf lmaooooooooooooooooooo

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7 months

@dunglebergus please look at the word immediately below gerrymandering

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5 months

@HiddenFromEwe @realjohnmonarch @Clayton_Adams @PCustenborder have you considered that maybe making changes will cause more change to happen

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4 years

talk radio really rebranded itself as “podcasts” to appeal to millennials and they BIGTIME fell for it

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3 years

my fall plans the delta variant

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2 years

@theRavenflight @Garfield imagine thinking garfield is anybody but firestar

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8 months

Alan Corey | Atlanta Real Estate Expert

@RealEstateMaxi

8 months

One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?

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@czarhaley literally, they don’t care about actual suffering, they just care about being smug and condescending

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2 years

can’t believe you’ve never been to Birmingham, AL

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2 years

All I ask is for one city in the US to look like this. Just one!

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1 year

@hondacrvthe3rd so true! because of the implication.

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3 years

tell me you don’t understand population density, without telling me you don’t understand population density

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3 years

There is no such thing as a blue state, only blue cities.

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3 years

lets get this degree i guess

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@hondacrvthe3rd don’t feel bad! they’re magnetic for exactly this reason!!! (source: grew up in gas stations)

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2 years

@goodbyeincarson @CabakHenryk @realPhoenixFire nice of saying he’s a white supremacist

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5 years

@DougJones @ALCollegeDems i am so glad you are my senator

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1 year

seeing a lot of anti-south rhetoric so gotta bring back this perennial classic

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2 years

HE BOUGHT ME FLOWERS

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1 year

@GovernorKayIvey what religious heritage are you talking about? the united states is a secular country

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3 years

like this tweet and ill reply with the first word that comes to my mind when i think of you

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10 months

YALL one of my regulars told me tonight that she has cancer but that playing trivia with me makes her happy I’m gonna BAWL🥺🥺🥺

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4 months

every time a non-southerner comes on here and talks about how “no one actually says y’all in real life” i am filled with incredible amounts of rage

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2 years

waffle house is a hibachi restaurant

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1 year

@opinonhaver the power of participation and not being an asshole rly cant be overstated; my freshman year i needed to get an A in one class to keep my scholarship, after the final i calculated i had an 88. i begged my professor to help me out and he replied saying he’d already given me an A

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1 year

@ReggieChatman here’s a good podcast about why the prices are so good!

Episode 874: Hot Dog Hail Mary

The Falcons are trying something radical: Making their food cheaper. It could break stadium economics.

www.npr.org

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@SaturnSolfy @MalcmanIsHere @lagartimations

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3 years

finna pull up to bdubs in my regalia

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2 years

@vanillaopinions as a south asian, it feels like ronny making fun of how asian is used as a blanket term, usually just for east asians, when there’s a multitude of asian cultures.

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@SAMUELJWEINBERG @EthanNichols02 ur real fun at parties huh

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6 years

@kaitanders That being said, neither one is an accurate measure for how one will do in college and therefore, the emphasis placed on each should be lowered substantially and a more holistic approach to college admissions should be adopted

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4 years

lmaoooo involved people be like i know a spot and then take you to the student involvement suite

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3 years

people out here supporting the BENGALS, when’s the last time you’ve BEN with some GALS???

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2 years

@paftdunk69 @garfgf @foldyrhands odie is not originally jon’s dog, his owner, lyman, was in the strip for a very short amount of time and then just stopped showing up this was referenced in a halloween flash game on the garfield website, showing lyman chained up in the basement of a haunted castle

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1 year

we need to stop ALL bmw drivers till we can figure out what is going on

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1 year

@THEPRINCEWIFE they look you in the eyes and speak with such earnest you have to hold your tongue lest you tell them you would have agreed with its profundity if you were still 6 years old

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3 years

“the south is irredeemable” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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2 years

EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS MY PARENTS 25TH ANNIVERSARY

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3 years

The cat’s out of the bag, I’m gonna be a contestant representing @AuburnU in the @nbc show Capital One College Bowl! Be sure to tune in June 22nd!!

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7 months

@dunglebergus again, just because some people are dumb doesn’t mean the entire region deserves to suffer

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every queer in the south has worked at, patronized, and loved cfa

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4 years

on this september 11th, id like to remember the time i found this written in a public park near my middle school

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6 years

@WriteMyWrong @matt__enloe @willsommer @cjane87 Wow! Great argument guy! Really convincing!

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4 years

BREAKING: CNN projects that Hoes Mad. #CNNElections #PresidentElectJoe #PresidentBidenVPHarris2020

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BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 #CNNElection

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@aubie61 @randallwoodfin do you have any real criticisms or are you going to continue to act a fool and give auburn a bad name?

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3 years

i made myself breakfast today give me attention

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7 months

@foosnik Why Do You Think I’m Centering White People

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11 months

you are a clown and a disappointment to the state of alabama

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11 months

I can’t think of anything spookier this Halloween than Joe Biden’s America Last agenda.

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3 years

white ppl may not have much, but they certainly have the audacity

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10 months

tell ya boys they not as trill as me (tru + chill)

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4 years

like this message and i’ll say something nice about you!! since today is #nationalsuicidepreventionday i think we could all do w a lil more positivity in our lives

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2 months

JUST WON $250 OFF A SCRATCH OFF LETS GOOOOOOO

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1 year

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

Nick Huber

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This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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hey @POTUS would love for you to make congress give daca recipients a path to citizenship right about now pls signed, a guy who has existed within the confines of the US for over 20 years as a second-class citizen, literally being taxed without any say in representation

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6 years

Hazir Imam: “All Jamakhanas must only serve brown sukrit” Ismailis:

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4 years

@OwlFWGKTA @LLW902 there’s some people going rly crazy rn because they mortgaged a bunch of airbnb’s/rental properties and were using the rental income to pay for both the mortgages and as a primary source of income. with coronavirus, they lost almost all income and are still on the hook for rent

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4 years

like this tweet and I’ll tell you something that is On Brand ™ for you

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3 years

mama i made it @nbc @CapitalOne #CollegeBowl

Auburn University

@AuburnU

3 years

Watch some #Auburn students put their knowledge to the test as they compete for academic scholarships against the nation's top schools in NBC's new summer series, Capital One College Bowl, which premieres TONIGHT at 10/9c! #WarEagle 🐯

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I just saw a girl walk into class with wet hair, an iced coffee in one hand, and a mug of hot coffee in the other. I really hope she's doing okay

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3 years

tiny diploma tiny diploma tiny diploma

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3 years

i like how my mom tosses in emoji for flavor

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2 years

finna dip an all star special into the chattahoochee

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2 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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3 years

thinking about how “small town charm” is a combination of a strong local community, ease of access due to walkability, and minimal car based transportation

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@gr81disp @DaysShsin @NullAzor06 @jameslgb @ProfessaJay you’re seriously trying to claim that elections in those states are fraught with fraud?

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@RoyalBackShot @TonyAlimony @EKDV @cat_beltane that’s not a fist

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11 months

yup for sure

The Curry Muncher

@Paprikaashh

11 months

There are NO online friends. They are just strangers who are on the same social media as you. Do not trust them. Do not share anything personal and stay as detached as you can. Do not try to develop a friendship.

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3 years

just saw a truck with a flagpole up :( it was a trans flag :)

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