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Just talking to myself tbhhh

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3 months
Go click the link and have a look 🤝🏽💕
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2 years
Pay day is only good for about an hour loool… cause why has £1000+ already left my account pls???
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2 years
My son let out a massive sigh so I said to him “oh I’m sorry, is something bothering you whilst I work next to you my little unemployed freeloader?” And he goes “if I’m being honest, you are annoying me a little bit” WOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
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2 years
Took my son to his dads in a United kit… why has he just stepped back out in an Arsenal kit please????
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1 year
Today my mum got confirmation that she has got cancer and it has spread. Guys, can I humbly ask you to remember her in your prayers. رَّبِّ ارْحَمْهُمَا كَمَا رَبَّيَانِي صَغِيرًا "My Lord, have mercy upon them (my parents) as they brought me up when I was small." 😔❤️‍🩹🤲🏽
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1 year
Trappers love to say “top boy ain’t how it really is out here una” Alrightttt Escobar, rest x
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1 year
My girl went on her man’s phone and saw a notification from some girl and it was a video so she clicked it… it was a sex tape of the girl and her man and the caption was “we go again this weekend” Oi naaaaaaaaaaah
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2 years
Coke in a bottle, coke in a can, coke in a glass bottle and coke from McDs are 4 different drinkssssss
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1 year
My son is an ACTORRR. All tech BANNED, was in bed from 7, sleeping by 7:30. He’s just woken up “crying” so I said to him what’s wrong… hear this… He goes “I had a bad dream my iPad wasn’t charged, can I go check it” BOY GUH YUH BED NOWWWWW
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3 years
Parents who abuse their children honestly deserve death
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2 years
@ds2hogs Around 60% of adults in the uk are in personal debt apparently… that paired with that stat is crazyyyy
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1 year
BIRMINGHAM!!! PLEASE SHARE THIS!!! 😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 Missing Person Alert. Please share…. Zahara has been missing since around 10am on Thursday 10th August 2033. She is about 5ft 4in glasses, dark brown long hair and red highlights at the front.
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1 year
Thinking everywhere outside of London is countryside lol
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1 year
What is London math?
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3 years
Helped stop 2 people from committing suicide today and helped get 4 people a job 😭 feel so blessed 🙏🏾
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1 year
It gets worse!!!!! She asked him how his ‘friend’ … is? And my man goes yeah she’s bless, got a new man 😭😭😭 So she tried to keep it shtum, he’s gone work, she sent herself the vid so she sent it to him MY MAN GOES “IT ISNT ME” OIIIIIII I AM SCREAMINNGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭
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6 months
Smell like a what????? 😵‍💫
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2 years
@cassaidit @cardi_ree I told the truth and he returned it is what I prefer to go with
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25 days
Been a minute but hiiiiii x
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3 months
@hichembkhh
Eren..
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june dump go
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10 months
Well then…
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@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
10 months
which one did you stop on😭?
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6 years
This will never not cheer me up 😂😂
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When you try plantain for the first time😂😂😂
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10 months
Might delete idkkkk but one from ydayyyyy
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8 months
Running on 3hrs sleep and I might actually cry by the end of the day - brb x
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10 months
“Do Muslims ever have sex?” No Karen, DPD just dropped me off one day to my mum and dad 🙄
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1 year
Prayers for my mummy please 😥🤲🏽
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3 months
🫡
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Zainab
11 months
“Tight hole and mi pum pum fat” Loool other than that… if you’re my man just know I’ve gotchuuuu 🥰
@kaaego
KAEGO 🌴💸
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24. What's the advantage of dating you?
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3 years
Send nudes not essays x
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11 months
Good morninnggggg 🥹
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@SexyyRed314_
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Goodmornin to my glasses wearing baddies too
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8 months
Idk might delete but PROCRASTINATION AT IT ITS FINESTTT
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3 months
Something about that jail vid is just a bit iffy lol
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9 months
Why has UK Porn industry just followed me
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11 months
End of the night quick snappy snaps
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11 months
I dunno why this waking your man up to sex thing is even such a big debate loooool Cause I’m ngl if that’s your man… morning sex is on the menu anyway… or am I bugging?? Please, that’s my 🍆, wake upppp and put it in wtf looool About consent and rape, are you lot ok??! 😭😭
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Zainab
11 months
Due to go back to dark hair icl But good morning, good night ✌🏾 😴 🥹
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Zainab
1 year
I cannot be associated with anyone who doesn’t wash their meat or their rice. I just can’t 😭
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Zainab
3 years
My youngest brother’s team lost 6-1 and he goes “at least I scored” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
Stepping into another year likkkeeee…🙏🏾🥳❤️
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10 months
Ayyy London rent prices are INSANEEEEE I actually refuse to believe that people are paying these prices for such poor living conditions???
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Zainab
2 years
In the current cost of living crisis, in the UK if companies are not adopting a WFH policy and expecting staff to come into the office 5 days a week then I’m so sorry but they need to start covering travel costs - whether that’s fuel, trains, buses, I don’t care. Pay up.
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10 months
My baby is 6 today!!!!!!! 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 May Allah grant him many more years of happiness, health and shower him with endless blessings and protection. 🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽🤴🏾🤴🏾🤴🏾🤴🏾❤️❤️❤️❤️
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11 months
Last minute bday outings 🤝🏽 me
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11 months
@Mik3z_ Yes can we open this case up please because I am sick of this behaviour
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11 months
The amount of racists in this country is actually insane you know 🤯
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1 year
My mum is finally stable enough to talk and the first thing she said is “did you cook and feed everyone?” 🤣 yes mum I did 😭
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6 months
Eid Mubarak 💕
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11 months
I will never understand or trust people who don’t wash their meat
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1 year
@HalfbakedDre Tbf it's session done, head home... Unless we've been doing this for a while
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11 months
London is so overpriced and underwhelming idk how to explain it but it makes sense in my head
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Zainab
10 months
I don’t take piccsss enough so have 50/50 🤌🏾🫠
@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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2 years
Love island has finished but it’s still on my timeline daily… guysss it’s sunny outside please go and enjoy??
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8 months
Might as well drop a throwback on here too cause woke up and still miss my dark hair 🥲 In hibernation rn but due to step out sooooon for mental health purposes 🥹
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10 months
@hugo_23rd This disclaimer is making me chuckle loooool
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3 years
Behaving like you don’t know each other online but fking in real life>>
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1 year
Hello, hi
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1 year
Today I have learnt that some people only know drug dealers as the men in tracksuits on the high street with a Nokia and the F boys they see on insta lol
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4 months
Eid Mubarak 💕💕
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1 year
little change 🥹💇🏽‍♀️🤭
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1 year
I will never understand how people (women) step out with no funds or with the expectation that men will fund their night???? And then… to come online and share the story of where it didn’t work for you, yeah proper trampy behaviour imo loooooool
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4 months
A lil update
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1 year
Hello hi x
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1 year
UPDATE GUYS!! Thank you for all the messages and support! Zahara has been found and is safe! ALHUMDULILAH 🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽💕💕💕💕
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5 years
@FatherLippy My child literally forces this one little girl to hug him like he just launches himself at her and she falls down and he just falls on top of her then rolls off and waits for her to get up to do it again!!! I don’t know what to do with him!!! 😂🙈
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2 years
Might delete, dunno x
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11 months
Random onessss
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1 year
Lol, from personal experience I thank God my family (the ones that matter) are accepting and supportive and I’ve never really had this experience. BUT my wider family and the Asian community as a whole can get fucked, disrespectfully - ESPECIALLY THE ‘MUSLIMS’ lol 🤭 x
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This is so fcked up. Didn't know Indians were that racists.
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Fk cancer ☹️
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1 year
Guysssss my heart is filled with so much happiness and prideeee 😭😭🥰🥰🥰 My baby brother has (finally) finished learning the Quran today! It has taken him the best part of 6 years to do, and many thought he just wouldn’t be able to do it, but SubhanaAllah he who Allah guides,
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1 year
Anyways…Let me see y’all in all BLACK 🖤
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Dimps 🇯🇲
1 year
Anyways…Let me see y’all in all BLACK 🖤
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2 years
@ornellasxo I think people get confused between “debt” and finance/credit. So a phone on contract, a car on finance etc - to my understanding is only a ‘debt’ if you can’t keep up payments? So technically yes it’s a debt but I’m assuming in stats etc they only get included if in arrears?!
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Personally I think, if men thought with their 🧠 more than their 🍆 they’d be in healthier and happier relationships, and if women thought with their 🧠 more than their🫀they’d also be in better relationships. But what do I knowwwww
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2 years
Late but always time to drop a quick pic xoxo
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3 years
@L7hunna With a little bit of salt and pepper 👏🏽😍
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11 months
Lost files drop cause there’s balloons on my page??? Okkkk thennnn 😅😅😅😅
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6 months
Imagine tweeting fuckary, being given the opportunity to clear your name but instead you block people lol, very weird behaviour Also very hypocritical but that’s just another one of your lots faves soooo anything goes 🥹🤣
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1 year
Only my family get a whole coach for a day out 😭😂
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1 year
2019 👉🏽 2023
@bajanbadness_
Señora Loba🩷
1 year
2019. 2023
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1 year
My son just sat in the car and said mummy ask me to do any times table and I’ll do it… I said to him what’s 8 X 6? and he goes 48 obviously Oiiii he is 5!!! MashaAllah… this boy makes me proud everydayyyy 🤲🏽🤲🏽❤️❤️❤️
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@karnofficial1 🤣 I cba it’s every series it has to be pointed out!!! I do agree that it 100% is not the reality on road AT ALL and incredibly exaggerated but rest man looool
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1 year
I dunno what this face is loooooool
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1 year
Drop a picture of you not smiling😐
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1 year
90% ready
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3 months
London actually is a JOKE to get around!!! Why is everything just so far apart??
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2 years
Send her a 🍆💦 vid x
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Zainab
10 months
If 👏🏾 you 👏🏾 have 👏🏾 someone 👏🏾 who 👏🏾 will 👏🏾 have 👏🏾 your 👏🏾 back 👏🏾 when 👏🏾 you 👏🏾 are 👏🏾 down 👏🏾 and👏🏾expect👏🏾nothing👏🏾in👏🏾return👏🏾 HOLD 👏🏾ON 👏🏾 TO 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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5 months
Think the sun has got to my head 🥲💇🏽‍♀️🤭🥹
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Zainab
9 months
Alhumdulilah… chef Zainab - over and out ✌🏾 🫡
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5 months
BLESSEEEDDDDDD ❤️
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Zainab
2 years
@coneyislandba @fmlbruh__ @Phoenixlost1 @LLZouriya @Titheestallion @giamorx Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it the case that Christians do believe in god and accept that Jesus is not God himself? If yes, does that not mean that like the Jews and Muslims, you guys also believe in the same God, regardless of your beliefs on his relationship to Jesus?
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@Ugochukwu_96
👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
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Snapchat video sefies? Let's have itttt pls 🥺❤
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1 year
@LickshotLippy Carefullll!! You may be giving him his next title 🤭
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Zainab
2 years
Nah Dami is so many men in real life though… mad salty when they get played at their own game!! They get so rattled when they see a girl moving on it’s actually mad, men why are you like this pls???
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25 days
This app is soooo bad mind 🤣 someone posted a vid of their relationship from meeting to marriage to now pregnant And they QT it going “they look like they have boring sex” Like why??? Why did you have to even say anything??? 🤣🤣
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Zainab
2 years
Work is donnnnneeee… until Wednesday 🥹🫶🏽
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@mvccido_szn
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august dump ?
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2 years
A lil update #NewProfilePic
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Zainab
1 year
Guys honestly, tell your loved ones you love them, let go of any hatred towards them, forgive them and make peace with them. Because you see this life, today you may be fine and they may be fine, tomorrow you/they might not even wake up.
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1 year
Was just crying and my son comes over and goes “I’ll make you some toast mummy”
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11 months
The sun was sunningggg
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