My son let out a massive sigh so I said to him “oh I’m sorry, is something bothering you whilst I work next to you my little unemployed freeloader?” And he goes “if I’m being honest, you are annoying me a little bit” WOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
Today my mum got confirmation that she has got cancer and it has spread.
Guys, can I humbly ask you to remember her in your prayers.
رَّبِّ ارْحَمْهُمَا كَمَا رَبَّيَانِي صَغِيرًا
"My Lord, have mercy upon them (my parents) as they brought me up when I was small."
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My girl went on her man’s phone and saw a notification from some girl and it was a video so she clicked it… it was a sex tape of the girl and her man and the caption was “we go again this weekend”
Oi naaaaaaaaaaah
My son is an ACTORRR.
All tech BANNED, was in bed from 7, sleeping by 7:30.
He’s just woken up “crying” so I said to him what’s wrong… hear this…
He goes “I had a bad dream my iPad wasn’t charged, can I go check it”
BOY GUH YUH BED NOWWWWW
BIRMINGHAM!!! PLEASE SHARE THIS!!! 😭😭❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
Missing Person Alert. Please share…. Zahara has been missing since around 10am on Thursday 10th August 2033. She is about 5ft 4in glasses, dark brown long hair and red highlights at the front.
It gets worse!!!!!
She asked him how his ‘friend’ … is? And my man goes yeah she’s bless, got a new man 😭😭😭
So she tried to keep it shtum, he’s gone work, she sent herself the vid so she sent it to him
MY MAN GOES “IT ISNT ME”
OIIIIIII I AM SCREAMINNGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭
I dunno why this waking your man up to sex thing is even such a big debate loooool
Cause I’m ngl if that’s your man… morning sex is on the menu anyway… or am I bugging??
Please, that’s my 🍆, wake upppp and put it in wtf looool
About consent and rape, are you lot ok??! 😭😭
In the current cost of living crisis, in the UK if companies are not adopting a WFH policy and expecting staff to come into the office 5 days a week then I’m so sorry but they need to start covering travel costs - whether that’s fuel, trains, buses, I don’t care. Pay up.
My baby is 6 today!!!!!!! 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
May Allah grant him many more years of happiness, health and shower him with endless blessings and protection.
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Might as well drop a throwback on here too cause woke up and still miss my dark hair 🥲
In hibernation rn but due to step out sooooon for mental health purposes 🥹
Today I have learnt that some people only know drug dealers as the men in tracksuits on the high street with a Nokia and the F boys they see on insta lol
I will never understand how people (women) step out with no funds or with the expectation that men will fund their night????
And then… to come online and share the story of where it didn’t work for you, yeah proper trampy behaviour imo loooooool
@FatherLippy
My child literally forces this one little girl to hug him like he just launches himself at her and she falls down and he just falls on top of her then rolls off and waits for her to get up to do it again!!! I don’t know what to do with him!!! 😂🙈
Lol, from personal experience I thank God my family (the ones that matter) are accepting and supportive and I’ve never really had this experience.
BUT my wider family and the Asian community as a whole can get fucked, disrespectfully - ESPECIALLY THE ‘MUSLIMS’ lol 🤭 x
Guysssss my heart is filled with so much happiness and prideeee 😭😭🥰🥰🥰
My baby brother has (finally) finished learning the Quran today! It has taken him the best part of 6 years to do, and many thought he just wouldn’t be able to do it, but SubhanaAllah he who Allah guides,
@ornellasxo
I think people get confused between “debt” and finance/credit. So a phone on contract, a car on finance etc - to my understanding is only a ‘debt’ if you can’t keep up payments? So technically yes it’s a debt but I’m assuming in stats etc they only get included if in arrears?!
Personally I think, if men thought with their 🧠 more than their 🍆 they’d be in healthier and happier relationships, and if women thought with their 🧠 more than their🫀they’d also be in better relationships.
But what do I knowwwww
Imagine tweeting fuckary, being given the opportunity to clear your name but instead you block people
lol, very weird behaviour
Also very hypocritical but that’s just another one of your lots faves soooo anything goes 🥹🤣
My son just sat in the car and said mummy ask me to do any times table and I’ll do it… I said to him what’s 8 X 6? and he goes 48 obviously
Oiiii he is 5!!!
MashaAllah… this boy makes me proud everydayyyy 🤲🏽🤲🏽❤️❤️❤️
@karnofficial1
🤣 I cba it’s every series it has to be pointed out!!! I do agree that it 100% is not the reality on road AT ALL and incredibly exaggerated but rest man looool
If 👏🏾 you 👏🏾 have 👏🏾 someone 👏🏾 who 👏🏾 will 👏🏾 have 👏🏾 your 👏🏾 back 👏🏾 when 👏🏾 you 👏🏾 are 👏🏾 down 👏🏾 and👏🏾expect👏🏾nothing👏🏾in👏🏾return👏🏾
HOLD 👏🏾ON 👏🏾 TO 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@coneyislandba
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@giamorx
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it the case that Christians do believe in god and accept that Jesus is not God himself? If yes, does that not mean that like the Jews and Muslims, you guys also believe in the same God, regardless of your beliefs on his relationship to Jesus?
Nah Dami is so many men in real life though… mad salty when they get played at their own game!! They get so rattled when they see a girl moving on it’s actually mad, men why are you like this pls???
This app is soooo bad mind 🤣 someone posted a vid of their relationship from meeting to marriage to now pregnant
And they QT it going “they look like they have boring sex”
Like why??? Why did you have to even say anything??? 🤣🤣
Guys honestly, tell your loved ones you love them, let go of any hatred towards them, forgive them and make peace with them. Because you see this life, today you may be fine and they may be fine, tomorrow you/they might not even wake up.