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hawa makanga hushout jina ya stage along the way wabarikiwe sana.

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2027 wakiweka poster za campaign tunafaa tuzifunike na picha za our brothers and sisters who were killed in maandamano.

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Nairobi CBD kila kitu bei ni mia, inadepend umeskia mia mara ngapi

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tunafaa kuappreciate Total Petrol stations for always giving the exact location of where you are. hao hufanya usipotee Kenya

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na tukisema mtuconnect na deals tunamaanisha washwash, forgery na corruption. sio kuuza mtumba na masufuria.

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Mpesa message ikidelay kwa supermarket watu hukuona mkora.

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kenyans hukuwa na unity ingine unmatched wakivuka a busy road😂

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ukienda place hauprovide anything usikae sana. no school will teach you this

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"Mum amesema umwekee unga hapa kwa kasuku atarudisha akipata" was the hardest message to deliver🥲

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Mwanaume ukipanda mat si lazima uongeleshe dem umekaa na yeye. Respect her space.

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kupanda mat place hujai enda huwa unashinda ukiambia makanga "usisahau".

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makanga: nikate pesa ya wangapi? Me: nimeingia mara ngapi?

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hiyo stage ya kuishi na dem kama mko married mkiwa campus isiwahi kupita😂

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kama inahusu kuskia poa usiogope kutoa pesa juu ingekuwa ugonjwa ungetoa. go extra on yourself na usiwahi jikazia.

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unaeza kuwa unacheka na mtu kumbe anaprocess documents atoke Kenya

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kwa matanga ukikaa huko nyuma ndio utajua nini ilimaliza marehemu, huko mbele ni sifa tu😂

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Lil Maina ameelewa mbona celebrities hawakuangi twitter😂

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wewe kunywa maji kabisa lakini ujue ngozi hunyoroshwa na pesa😂

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Mimi nitaoa bibi wawili alafu ninunue kitanda double decker. Nikinyimwa huku chini napanda juu mbio kama lizard.

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Lecturer: some faces look familiar Retakers: wee mzee funza🫵🏽

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kuitishwa message yet umefuliza hukuwa so traumatizing.

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unazunguka na kale kachupa ka kupimiwa perfume sasa mafuta ya gari utawezana kweli?!😂

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Me 5 minutes in a relationship: "lakini kama nakuboo unaeza tafuta mwingine sitaki kuforce."

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Her: "I don't do broke men" Translation: Hii yangu ni ya biashara, nauza.

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an ovulating woman anaeza kutoa nguo hata kwa barabara😂

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if you came from "enda tu shule nikipata nitatumia mwalimu", you can't give up

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kunuka jasho at 7am is so unacceptable, heri hata 4pm.

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usiwahi quit job kama huna backup plan. huku nje bila kazi utakufa depression

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na madem mkikuja sleepover bebeni hata pesa ya mkate.

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Naskia Jimmy Wanjigi ako na underground tunnel imetoka kwake hadi Ethiopia

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mtu asikudanganye ati usijipendekeze kwa mdosi, we ndo unajua shida iko kwenu.

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ukiwa town dem random aanze kuact friendly around you just play along, she might be in danger.

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Nairobi ukiona dem anajituma sana jua ako na mtoto ushago.

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Highschool ulikuwa unatulia kwa line siku ya nyama alafu form one anakuja na mwalimu ati "huyu ndiye ako na sahani yangu"😂

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wife akiwa na ball mwanaume unafaa kukaa mbali na slay queens. unaeza pewa STDs uletee bibi azae mtoto kipofu

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parents have really lost faith in "soma ukuje kutusaidia"🥹

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mzazi anaprepare for my graduation hajui nilidefer nikiwa 1.2🥲

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dem akisema umpee space make sure umeenda for good

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Campus passmark ni 40% na bado kuna wenye hawafikishi😂

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Radio stations zimefunza our grandparents gambling and no one is talking about it🤦🏾‍♂️

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hakuna kitu depressing kama kuwa unemployed and broke. unakaa home all day without knowing where your next cent will come from.

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2 months

hizo kofia za graduation ni kama tulirusha juu zikaenda na job opportunities.

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vitu kama mboga na nyanya hufai kununua kwa supermarket na kuna mama mboga kwa kibanda. always promote her, she has a family to feed

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Me 1 minute into talking stage: "kama uko na mtoto umeficha ushago niambie"

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mtoto analia ati umeficha chocolate kwa mdomo kumbe ni meno iko brown😂

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ukikula hiyo kuku ya Chicken Inn ndo utaelewa mbona wako na offer kila siku.

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nimesign contract na mzazi, nitakaa kwake for 5 more years.

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@_KasKazini Enda Sabina Joy room number 201 ushughulikiwe nishalipa na mpesa. you're doing a great job

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ukibakisha coins normalize giving those street kids atleast wanunue food

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ati "hebu kata kidogo kuna mtu anapiga", so mimi ni warthog?!

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nimerealize dem anakupenda haezi enda choo in your presence

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nowadays line ya Super Metro imegeuka dating site

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nowadays kwa supermarkets usipokuwa keen wanaongeza vitu hujanunua kwa list. ni wakora sana

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you see after the funeral when everyone has left and the homestead remains quiet, that's when the real funeral begins🥹

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@AfricaFactsZone The first south African to win miss Nigeria

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Me in every relationship: "Unajua sijaipenda mtu hivi"😂

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mzazi anakuombea kila siku kabla alale alafu unaenda kuishi Thika😂

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ukiwa actively job hunting huwa unarefresh email after every 2 seconds🥲

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nataka nikijoin campus September nifanye courses tatu at once.

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kutuma mtoto shule then he/she comes back home in a casket huwa a very painful experience😭 May those 17 Hillside Endarasha Academy Nyeri students rest in peace.

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kama hujakua affected na JKIA workers strike you need to work hard😂

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wengine wanalipia pieces of land polepole alafu wewe unalipia simu mdogo mdogo😂

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sisi wenye tuliingia boarding school class 3 kumiss mtu ni ngumu sana

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nowadays ukionyesha mtu true love anadhani uko desperate.

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huwa ni corruption but ikienda in your favour inaitwa connections😂

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@AokoOtieno_ Naskia ile sword ya president huwa inaletwa kwake immediately after swearing in imeisha

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kuona jina yako kwa graduation list hukuwa the best feeling.

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nowadays unanunua nyanya ama ndizi unaeka kwa nyumba hata 10 days na haziozi. we're eating poison🥲

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wanawake hupost about empowering women alafu wanatesa house maids🥲

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kuvaa jeans na official shoes ni kienyeji behaviour

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lakini kudinyiwa dem nayo hutawahi heal.

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ukitaka kuomoka very fast jifunze forex.

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dem akikukataa alafu after some time arudi kwako si ati anakurate, ni option zimeisha na ako desperate.

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campus life ilikuwa tough, nishaisurvive na thao wiki moja🥲

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do ladies tell their female friends "chill, unapeana sana"!?😂

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ukipata greener pastures majuu we enda juu huku hata 25k per month ni kidogo sana

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you can't be crying to be included in dirty business deals na ukiambiwa udispose mwili unaanza kutetemeka

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Mwanaume akimeza P2 what's the worst that can happen?

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Raila akilose hiyo seat tutapiga sherehe for one full month.

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kukula pesa ya school fees ama rent huwa a risky move

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watu hufuatilia celebrity relationships hukuwa na very low IQ. moreso wale hufollow Nairobi Gossip Club huko IG.

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somali restaurants mnaeza kuwa mnakula alafu unaskia mtu kando yako akifanya khruuutu na anatema hapo kando

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tumeni mia mbili, malaya atanidunga kisu🙆🏾‍♂️

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na pesa ikianza kuingia pia ikuwe consistent kama hii mateso.

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There’s a new s3x style called Ruto. The guy is on top but doing nothing.

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dem akikuja sleepover na mtoto wake mnafanyaje?🥲it's urgent

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shower gel unajimwagia kwa mwili ama unaeka kwa maji kama omo?🤔

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they need to edit the beginning of the Kenya's National anthem. Instead of 'eeh', it should start with 'wueeh'🥲

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Naskia ile sword ya president huwa inaletwa kwa Jimi Wanjigi immediately after swearing in imeisha. That's how powerful he is

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dem akisuggest breakup just reply with "ok" and move on with your life

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kuconvince comrades watoe pesa ya kuprint group assignment huwa so tough

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mi huambia dem yangu akiwahi find someone who treats her better than I do aende tu. she deserves the best in life

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campus kudate classmate ni kama kujiongeza unit ingine.

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as a man kuoa in your 20s ni kujipiga own goal. utaparara hadi ushangae

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na mpige nguo pasi, mwingine hapa nimedhani amevunjika mkono.

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ushago before ununue shamba consult yule mlevi hulewa 24/7, hao hujua siri zote kuhusu hizi shamba.

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sahii shosh wa 27 years old akiingia gari na haina kiti unasimama tu akae

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under what circumstance can you marry a single mother with two kids?

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yaani Kairo amepea dem yake mimba na hii economy🙆🏾‍♂️

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dem anakuomba credit unasema huna sasa dowry utawezana kweli?😂

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