Jordan @_wisemensay Twitter profile

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Jordan

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7 months

Alan Brazil man getting all the attention but there were some other belters on display at the Hawthorns 🤣 #FACup #WBAWOL

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I can break it down for him. He was kicking it away to waste time, ended up scoring one of the biggest flukes of all time, then went home to his child bride

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@SkySportsPL

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Papiss Cissé breaks down ✨𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻✨ wonder goal against Chelsea...

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4 years

Rishi Sunak worked for one of the most corrupt organisation on the planet in Goldman Sachs, he has an absolutely hideous voting record and his estimates on the cost of furloughing staff were about £30bn off, but he speaks well so he's a future PM obviously

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4 years

Welcome to League 1. #safc #boro

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4 years

@Aimbry87 @MerseyHack @BBCNWT A stricter lockdown would've prevented scenes like this

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Is there any counter protest or even a clean up tomorrow/over the weekend in Sunderland? I'll happily go and I hope plenty of other rational people do

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4 years

Just did the National Careers Service assessment... #safc

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Mendy, Isidor, Simic and Michut on deadline day #safc

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5 months

We need Ekwah scoring more away goals because taking a bow in front of raging home fans is the funniest thing ever #safc

Luke

@SAFC_Luke_2703

5 months

We’ve seen what Ballard did after the goal but completely forgot about this 😂

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8 months

We were second best but I'd rather be a Sunderland fan than some horrible entitled cunt owned by a murderous state. Fuck the mags. I love Sunderland with all my heart. SUNDERLAND TILL I FUCKING DIE #SARC

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5 years

My daughter is called Jiiiiii, He's Round The Goalkeeper, He's Done It!!! So I won't forget... Will you?

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@KTHopkins

12 years

My daughter is called Poppy. So I won't forget... Will you?

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7 years

@NHSMillion @BBCSport How can you not love him? Little warrior

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5 years

Me walking out of St James' Park after Adam Johnson banged in that 90th minute winner #SAFC

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5 years

@brucewayne6446 @Sporf @francefootball Pep couldn't win a Champions League with Wes Brown

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1 year

The Spirit of 37

@thespiritof37

1 year

What should our new banner say on Saturday #SAFC fans? Some fan submissions👇🏻

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4 years

@sonsrap10 @BBCBreakfast @MarcusRashford @BorisJohnson Wouldn't it be nice to make decisions on child poverty based on what is right and wrong, rather than political gain

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2 years

Shouldn't be allowed to watch #Eurovision tonight if you haven't watched the preliminary rounds. Not a proper fan, you're just there for a big day out...........

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15 days

Remember when he said he was box to box midfielder? Should've believed him #safc

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

15 days

Jobe was EVERYWHERE today 🔋👏

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3 years

Definitely orders an omelette in a Chinese restaurant

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9 years

@TSBible can you get 3 Jagerbombs for a fiver in Marseille though

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1 year

@ForeverBlue_07 @Carra23 I'm sure he's struggling on 300k a week. Also look up sports washing. It's nothing to do with the individuals really

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1 year

Lincoln was embarrassing. Charlton was painful. This is neither of those. Full of pride and hope #safc

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4 years

Fella flying that flag wants to be careful, he'll be getting his head chopped off next week

Ged Grebby

@GedGrebby

7 years

Great to see the #LGBT flag flying at #NUFC today. Not a bad atmosphere! @NUFC @nufctrust @UNISONLGBT @ChronicleNUFC @PeterTatchell

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The way people are dunking on Ekwah is pathetic. I can accept he's not an RLB type of player if he wants to move him on. But he has quality and he's brilliant off the pitch. Didn't have the best season last season but who did? #safc

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2 years

"Coming out Saturday night?" "Can't. I'm standing at the side of the road with a sparkler singing songs about a football team 30 mile away"

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@RF08

2 years

MFC

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8 months

Why does it feel like every other football club in the world is having fun apart from Sunderland

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5 years

Duncan Watmore, 19/20 Season Highlights #safc

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4 years

@mickycantwell @btsportfootball So if a player is offside, you can attempt to snap their knee in half yeah?

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8 months

@39_Nufc_ Just skirt around him being a nonce no bother

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8 years

@Sporf

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5 years

@toonidd @theawayfans Day out at Wembley isn't it. Which clubs fans wouldn't do this?

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5 years

@JustLewys @SkySportsNews But they aren't a worthless 33 year old with only 1 working knee for the next year

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1 year

This might be a terrible take but, stopping a goal with a deliberate handball is a red card. Attempting to score one with a deliberate handball should also be a red card

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

1 year

NO GOAL! "It's a SHOCKER!" Szmodics gets the ball into the back of the net...with his hand!

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6 years

@frankicoffecake @AwayDays_ GR8 BANTER

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3 years

Streaky Lee's latest streak starts today. 5 wins in a row, Championship football next season. You heard it here first #safc

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3 years

@FootballJOE As long as he streams the Premier League correctly, I think that would make up for the concentration camps

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6 years

@MFOD2010 @piersmorgan By slaughter do you mean shout over him and hope everyone forgets he hacked a dead girls phone?

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3 years

@ted_alan1 @ESPNF1 He didn't have a weather radar in front of him. McLaren should've told him to stop, not asked him

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4 years

@MeganWi90287242 @sajidjavid if you love Britain so much and you want more police on the streets, why did you vote for a party who cut police numbers by 21,000?

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4 years

@ajptiling @johnmcdonnellMP It's a bottomless pit for the 1%. The one time workers need help and it takes them 2 month to make a 20% cut

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4 years

@davidschneider 15,834 fewer beds in 2019 than in 2010. Forgive me if I hold back on the praise

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@Futurepilot1972 Councils are not funded to clean up after fascists

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5 years

I know he didn't play a lot but since when was he ginger???

Aberdeen FC

@AberdeenFC

5 years

@SunderlandAFC After completing his deal, Dylan spoke to RedTV. 🎥 You can watch the full interview here ➡ 📝 or read the quotes ➡ #StandFree

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3 years

@YorkshireMan91 @SkySportsNews They are literally just reporting what happened? Where are they being high and mighty?

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2 years

@Headbang4ever1 @SkyNews I think it's got more to do with the fact they don't want more people to see how useless, incompetent and petty they all are

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3 months

Good enough for a team playing Champions League football this season but not good enough for a team that finished 16th in the second tier, according to some #safc

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

3 months

🚨🔜 RC Lens are rushing on Will Still to become their new manager ahead of the new season, reports @lequipe . 🟡🔴 This is following Franck Haise's imminent departure and move to OGC Nice. 🔄

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5 years

As someone claiming to be a Sunderland fan and a Conservative, I've tried to think of a mature way to put across my thoughts, but all I can think of is "cunt". You're a cunt, Steve

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1 year

@padraig55825802 @HITCSevens Explain Frank Lampard then

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4 years

@LivPosting *maybe*

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3 years

@Michael25504817 @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson @Keir_Starmer Ok then let's talk to Boris Johnson's life. Where would you start, his numerous affairs? The number of children he has? Bullingdon antics? Paying to get journalists beat up? Getting sacked twice as a journalist for lying? Your choice

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8 years

@TSBible

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4 years

@BeardedGenius

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8 years

@TheLadBible Saved a click. This is what he looks like now

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4 years

@Copa90

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4 years

Sunderland would've looked like this today if we kept Big Sam and signed Yann Mvila

Speak Sunderland

@SpeakSAFC

4 years

Yeah. For those that haven’t already seen it. This in in development ... #SAFC

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5 years

@TheAFCFranco86 @AwayDays_ No clubs should be doing it. We shouldn't have homeless people sleeping on our streets

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5 years

@NRaine97 @ALS_Fanzine Translation: Donald doesn't like being scrutinised or questioned about his running of the club so instead he's going to call it fan abuse and run away

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4 years

@jollenelevid Ever wondered why we call the French lazy and work shy? An idle stereotype, or has it been ingrained into many as a cynical way to prevent strikes in this country and make the general public take the side of employers

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2 years

Jermain Defoe:

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@Lagboat912 Good suggestion, every little helps!

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5 years

I will not apologise for wanting Jack Ross out. It was the right decision. Unfortunately, a catastrophic decision followed that when Donald went for the cheap dinosaur who looked like he'd given up on life before he even had job #safc

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4 years

@chrishughes_22 It's because he is responsible for killing people, Chris. 100,000 dead due to austerity wasn't enough, he's finishing us off with his herd immunity plan

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1 year

@LeedsXtra_ @SunderlandAFC We don't want any more fake rivalries please stop

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8 years

@TheLadBible saved a click...found them guilty for murdering their daughter

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8 years

@Footy_Fooligans Good job that line of 6 stewards are holding them back. Imagine what they would do if they weren't there...

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3 years

@MrJosephpaisley @SkySportsNews You're right. The people who are employed at Chelsea football club to deal with transfers in the best possible way financially have missed this one but you are very much onto it

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5 years

@EmiratesFACup Well left keeper

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3 years

@AaronBastani Italy didn't qualify the year we got to the semis. So Italy

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11 months

Why does he keep moving Clarke and Roberts out of position to accommodate for Ba??? I don't understand #safc

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5 years

Newcastle fans are of course renowned for screaming "c'mon toons" from the gallowgate

Rafa Benitez

@rafabenitezweb

5 years

To Newcastle United fans #NUFC #Newcastle #Toons #ThankYou

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7 years

@Ibm2741 @YouthAcademies If it wasn't for Rashford, they would be on about 12 minutes

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4 years

@SkySportsPL The government sell bombs to Saudi Arabia who then drop them on children in Yemen. If they're ok with that, I don't think the takeover of a football club would bother them

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3 years

@_FallenTitan_ @MixedRaceSpur @SkyFootball But he was attempting to block a pass to an offside player, so he is still interfering with play. Officials got it totally wrong

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5 years

@btsportfootball Got nothing on this guy

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@NickRisdale @Michael25504817 @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson @Keir_Starmer Says a lot about you, licking the boots of a man who cheated on his cancer stricken wife

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@AwayDays_ @GallowgateShots "it's only our kids man"

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8 years

@Danny_McMoomins

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7 years

Jason Puncheon is to Crystal Palace what Seb Larsson was to us. Slow, does nothing, shite, but somehow always in the team

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3 years

@Fletch19852 @simon_gibbins @cotterill_david It's still a lie. Nobody is claiming that 95,000 is an acceptable number of registered sex offenders. But 850,000 is inaccurate by some way

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5 years

@xDarbo @sjerv_ @hol0801 Are you ok? This isn't Corbyn's word against Johnson's. There's proof. Actual evidence. 451 pages of it. Wake up

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7 years

@drugproblem I thought girls were supposed to have each others backs why do all girls rip her to pieces???

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7 years

It may be his territory but the crowd and the reception Corbyn got was incredible #durhamminersgala #JC4PM #JeremyCorbyn #Labour

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9 years

@Football__Tweet good skills don't automatically make a good footballer

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3 years

@FootballJOE Everyone knows that even after 9 games you still have a bit of racism in you, but after 10 it is completely gone. Well done to UEFA for fixing racism

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4 years

@GavinKeen8 @MissEllieMae The potential consequences have never been this disastrous for previous chancellors. Reducing it to 60% would've literally caused mass poverty and an increased Covid death rate. He was willing to do that if it wasn't for Unions

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3 years

@SkySportsPL You should ask children in Yemen what they want from Newcastle's new owners

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3 years

Glenn Hoddle has just done that thing where you can't remember where you heard a fact from and you repeat it to the person who told it to you. Pain

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8 years

@RokerReport Seen him at Jacky Whites earlier #YannWatch

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6 months

I like Aouchiche. He's got something about him. Feels like he's been frozen out since that sitter against Ipswich #safc

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8 years

THE WRECKING BALL @ALS_Fanzine

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@Futurepilot1972 Yes, the council are the problem here. Not the racist fascists beating people up and setting fire to things

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6 years

Unpopular Opinion: The more I see of Chris Maguire, the more I start to understand why he's never made it out of League 1 #safc @RokerReport

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5 years

@mehdirhasan Arsonists dressed as firefighters

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5 years

There was a video of going round Twitter the other day of children having to ration and skip meals but Dominique feels "ostracised" for being a heartless piece of shit. Fuck off

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6 years

@spenceh95 @mickylough95 Have another go Spence, it might be funny next time

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@Lagboat912 What are you on about? Go to bed

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3 years

@ssamstern @JohnLewisRetail Yeah we need traditional Christmas adverts back, like that dog on a trampoline which epitomised all of our values...

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5 years

@sparramx @RealBobMortimer For ever and ever...GAME ON

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7 years

@hrtbps Is your dad pixilated too or do you get that from your mam?

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