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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
1 month
This might be an instant @outocontextytfc Hall of Famer. #ytfc
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6 years
I’m guessing that @TheFlipGordon realised the artwork of his new tee said ‘Book Filp’ and removed the tweet.
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2 years
🌊🐋 Free Worthy #YTFC @mattyworthy88
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
This bloke has repeatedly mentioned his own mental health struggles. And he expects you to sympathise with him because he 'saved the club' . Nah. Fuck off man. This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Show some fucking respect you selfish ignorant cunt. #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
🧤🟢 Paul Sackey #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
⚔️🩸 Fresh Blood #YTFC Big three points needed tonight!
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Tony WasteKhan
1 month
Think again.
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@BucksUniTrackr
Bucks Uniform Tracker
1 month
Perhaps the coolest sports picture ever taken.
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Tony WasteKhan
4 years
"𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙡 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚." @hummel1923 x @YTFC 𝙃𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩. 𝘽𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚.
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Tony WasteKhan
11 months
This is alleged psychological abuse from the #YTFC Chairman towards a woman. I'm aware of how wholly unverifiable these screenshot are. But given what I understand about his writing, I'm erring on the side of caution, because It happens again. @ASPolice #SpeakUpInterrupt
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
I'm proud of us lads #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
My Owners💚 #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
4 years
I know there’s not an away kit announced by @hummel1923 for @YTFC But following the positive feedback on my alternate home kit concept. I’ve put together the away shirt. #ytfc
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
In a club with better funding and stature Sams duties, responsibilities, and output were probably that of a five man team. If there was a man in the club that deserved a better contract post-takeover, it was Sam. He deserved better, and he earned better.
@SamCollardUK
Sam
10 months
Today I have been made aware of a post by the chairman of Yeovil Town, Martin Hellier. I previously worked for #YTFC as press officer of the football club in firstly a voluntary capacity and latterly as a full-time member of staff from Sept 2019 until July this year.
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
You ever watch a video and feel awfully familiar with the surroundings, and it runs on a bit longer, and you're like, "Oh SHIT that's Tesco Bridge in Yeovil."?
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Tony WasteKhan
6 years
@MundialMag Respect. Respect. Respect.
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2 years
🟢 Welcome To Yeovil #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
9 months
There's not many players I wish more happiness to than Josh Staunton
@JoshStaunton55
Josh Staunton
9 months
A new chapter not just in football but in life. Ultimately a decision which allows me to be with my family more and concentrate a bit more on life away from football. For now at least, I’m happy to leave full time football, my heart belongs to one club and it’s been a blast ❤️
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
If Hellier ends up owning the club I'll be there right at the start with a good old fashioned #HellierOut
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Tony WasteKhan
4 years
Over the past few days I have discovered @Imagineyourdad and @Imagineyourmum and it is a hotbed of solid gold.
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
We go again tomorrow. #YTFC
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@CallumHallett6
Callum Hallett
1 year
Not what I expected when I came onto twitter earlier👍 #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
This is unbelievably pathetic. Whining about spreading bratty toxicity in the same sentence where he calls a 16 year old a... **checks notes** "Gimpy little hater" No matter how well you perform on the pitch, your fanbase has every right vocalise their opinions.
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Tony WasteKhan
9 months
Any time I see a decent alternate I get sad. #YTFC
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@o_w_design
Owen Williams
9 months
With the @YTFC producing a far from popular rebrand. I thought I'd give my own take on it, keeping some of the features from the original crest. #ytfc #yeovil
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
🟪🟦 Established 1890 #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
3 months
Can anyone in #SUFC confirm or deny whether the new owners have been regularly abusive and disrespectful to fans yet or are your new owners normal.
@TheVanaramaNL
The National League
3 months
National League Statement: Southend United #TheVanarama
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
Looks like the winter of discontent is back on lads. #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
9 months
@weloveyouytfc #GetUsedToIt may as well be a public declaration that he doesn't give a shit about the fanbase whatsoever. I know I've been shouting this for months at this point but people need to step up and realise the nightmare we're sleepwalking in to.
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9 months
To be fair, he isn't wrong #ytfc
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2 months
Happy @drivewaysband season to those that celebrate.
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1 month
Meme potential on this is incredible btw.
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Tony WasteKhan
8 years
The man next to me on the train spilt my beer but I've got the last laugh as I've noticed he's got his sudoku wrong and he hasn't yet.
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
This morning I'd like to repeat once more... Fuck off Martin Hellier, you selfish ignorant twat. #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
7 months
Enjoy the lift, greens. #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
29 days
Sometimes I don't even know what i'm watching. #ytfc
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
This might be the calmest I've seen things since October last year. Might i actually be able to get excited about the start of the season? #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
1 month
How many goalless games, Marty? #YTFC
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1 year
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
Important to remember that just because the paperwork deadline has passed it doesn't necessarily mean we've not brought any one in. It just means @SamCollardUK is incredibly busy right now preparing assets. I hope.
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
I fucking love Yeovil Town FC. And no cunt with a hi-tech camera is ever going to tell me I'm not allowed to support it. YTFC is not a private company, as much as you think it might be.
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
I see the blocklist now stretches as far as official channels. Which is totally normal behaviour for such a corporate and calm club owner.
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
For someone who's not looking for approval, does anyone else get the idea that he's a bit sensitive to negative feedback?
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Tony WasteKhan
5 months
Announce a transfer without filming the back of the player walking towards the pitch, cut to a song thats been picked based off of a loose pun challenge. Go. #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
I'm the midst of absolute chaos. It's important to recalibrate and remember.
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Tony WasteKhan
2 months
Are you guys trying to get banned from HP or nah #YTFC
@bbcsomerset
BBC Somerset
2 months
Not ideal 😬 Scarves being sold by Yeovil Town FC have been printed with two spelling errors on the packaging. The club says "human error is natural; we're not robots".
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Tony WasteKhan
4 years
The year is 2020. #BritWres has gone up in flames and after being ostracised from the scene The GZRS @HaveYouSeenSeb and @ImGeeze are standing righteously tall right now.
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
#YTFC fanbase if and when the takeover gets announced.
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Tony WasteKhan
1 month
How many winless games, Marty? #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
Posting this and going out all day, leaving my phone at home. #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
4 years
@LFC What on earth gives you the right to rock up on two occasions and completely smash it out of the park you magnificent son of a bitch i love you.
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
I need to tell the lads to stop selling MH cocaine.
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Tony WasteKhan
11 months
You deserve the world, my guy. Absolute model of a captain. Good luck.
@JoshStaunton55
Josh Staunton
11 months
I owe a massive thank you to the people of Yeovil, for making me feel so at home at your club. It has been an honour to wear the green & white and be your captain. We got through the hard times together and I wish the club and players all the best in promotion and beyond 💚
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
Took him long enough. Honestly #YTFC . This man is not fit to run a football club. Please do not encourage his endeavours. This vanity project has to end.
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Tony WasteKhan
9 months
Honestly, wholly deserved dunk.
@theterras
Weymouth FC
9 months
We’ve been keeping something quiet… 🤫 #SomethingsDontNeedChanging
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Tony WasteKhan
9 months
Men will do literally anything except go to therapy.
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
2 years
Took him long enough. Honestly #YTFC . This man is not fit to run a football club. Please do not encourage his endeavours. This vanity project has to end.
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
@CallumHallett6 Unfortunately Callum, this support needs to happen. If we sit here and let him do what he wants, the club is in just as much jeopardy as it was this time last year, albeit for very different reasons.
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
@quincey_hellier Imagine sharing this thinking it's a flex you absolute whopper.
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
Solid win that.
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
4 months
Merch coming soon. #YTFC
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
1 year
There was an attempt at some nonsense yesterday, but the less attention we give that man's blog, the better.
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
Also calling on any and all media outlets to say something about this megolamaniacal prick. Stop burying your god damn heads in the sand and speak the fuck up. @bbcpointswest @bbcsomerset @jackkillah @itvwestcountry @RossArnottITV @gloverscast
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
I'm sorry I've had to do that. This one's on me.
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Tony WasteKhan
5 years
Why are the teams queueing in the Club Neo smoking area? I thought we were away today.
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
Here we go - Fabrizio Romano, somewhere, probably.
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
@Gary90407669 Fucking Gary Numbers over here who has always very transparently been one of Martys alts. Fuck off man. You're the smallest man who ever lived.
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Tony WasteKhan
9 months
Marty turning up to Huish Park
@guardian_sport
Guardian sport
9 months
Arturo Vidal arrived at his Colo Colo unveiling in a helicopter, before riding a horse dressed as a king, wearing a crown and holding a sword as he toured the pitch while greeting approximately 35,000 fans in Santiago, as he returned to the club after 17 years away
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Tony WasteKhan
2 months
DM for template. #ytfc
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
I havent really stopped drinking for the past ten days, but this is what makes me fucking sick. Sorry our owner is one of the most insecure people on the planet Callum. Hey Marty, while you're reading this, are the women you abuse banned too?
@CallumHallett6
Callum Hallett
10 months
Will continue posting everything I usually do on here, however I have, apparently, been given a 1 year ban from Huish Park. Make of that what you will but I’ll be at the away games💚 #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
New #YTFC admin is it.
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Tony WasteKhan
3 months
@hoopsss One day people will realise they're being gaslit. Sleepwalking in to disaster until that day comes.
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
Butterflies 💚🧤 #YTFC
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
4 months
Trying to see who it is be like #YTFC
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
7 months
Apparently you can
@jackkillah
Jack Killah
7 months
"We can't blame ref for our defeat" @YTFC manager Mark Cooper has spoken to the referee after defeat to @WorthingFC to ask for clarity over some decisions. Mark says "several players were off colour today and didn't perform". #ytfc
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Tony WasteKhan
5 years
The opportunity to see both @taylorswift13 AND @creepercultuk on the same day has presented itself and i'm not sure I can handle it send help
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
@Dan_Howell_99 @the_pieface Do you need a spine?
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Tony WasteKhan
8 years
You spun a web and caught me out, I'll rot and die here no doubt 🎵🎵🎵 @wstrband
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
🔻🟢 Proper Fans
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
1 month
@___JG1 They're just trying to get served. They're doing nothing wrong 🫡
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
5 years
@j4keharvey10 @YTFC This is the correct answer. In fact. The whole team might as well end up being the squad that got us to the Championship.
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Tony WasteKhan
3 years
Always lovely to see Mae Youngs kids doing well in their careers #Eurovision #Germany
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
@CallumHallett6 Martin Hellier shouldn't be anywhere near owning a football club.
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
7 months
#YTFC Just stop going to the circus my guy, and stop making new accounts to come here, it's really pathetic. As a chairman of our club. You are an embarrassment.
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Tony WasteKhan
5 months
Today's signing will be the difference between this Advent Calendar being from Lidl or Lindt. Hope it's a good one. Can't wait to see the back of the bloke with no indication of who the fuck it is. #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
@matt_uggla 💉 💉 💉 💉 💉
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@_wastekhan
Tony WasteKhan
2 years
Honestly it's so refreshing to have an up front owner.
@matt_uggla
Matt Uggla
2 years
@Dextertyson51 We are in contact with 4 top top players all permanent. Wanted them in the summer but will have to push that forward to before Thursday. I think next week will be a big week.
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
@Dan_Howell_99 @elliotwarnerr He's raised the bar from below the floor. To the floor. He's achieved the literal bare minimum that's expected of a football owner. And he expects all the fans to laud him in spite of the sheer contempt he so transparently holds for us all. Nah mate, get to fuck.
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Tony WasteKhan
5 years
Cheers for the signal boost on this one @JackTheJobber 👊
@5starsinthedome
🎙️ Five Stars In The Tokyo Dome
5 years
The G1 starts on Saturday and our hype levels are becoming increasingly palpable. #G1CLIMAX29 #njpw
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Tony WasteKhan
8 years
Legit excited af for the new @wstrband album in 2017. Gonna be an absolute stormer.
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
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Tony WasteKhan
9 months
@toby_ytfc I enjoy watching everyone try and make gloves look cool. Because it is fucking well hard.
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
Whether this spreadsheet is legit or not and whether it is his business or not . It almost fucking certainly isn't your business to disclose these things. Between MH and Day. Who in the ever-loving-fuck would ever want to do business with these two reprehensible twats.
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
Shit collar. Shit shade of green. Shit badge. The most tinpot of kit manufacturers. Nice texture. #ytfc
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Tony WasteKhan
4 years
Mick signed a sock of mine a few years ago. Now he's plugging a book I designed the cover for. Climb the ladder, kid.
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Tony WasteKhan
1 year
Was great to be able to hear @chrisypayne speak this week regarding the clubs rebrand. Did a really good job explaining reasoning and decisions which a lot of the time as a designer is the hardest part to get over. Adoring the type work he's done with the old Huish signs too.
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Tony WasteKhan
10 months
@ClydeBest17 @CallumHallett6 This is a fucking WILD take for a man who's bio is "My opinions, my views... problem? Block me'
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
Calling on Morgan Williams to do the decent thing in this position and relinquish the number 4 shirt of his own accord. You want to be a club legend Morgan? Speak up and speak out about this abhorrence. #YTFC
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Tony WasteKhan
4 months
@CallumHallett6 Wrong take my guy. It's so easy to remove Helliers dick from your mouth but your scared. Don't be scared. Do want you want to do.
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
Why are @3valleysradio providing a platform to a man who is a danger to society.
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Tony WasteKhan
2 years
Priestnall when asked what month he'll relinquish the club.
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