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k.dot 🐆

@_uzumakiKai

17 days

Rent free 😂😂😭😭😂

Jrue

@JrueUTD_

18 days

What’s the funniest LeBron Moment

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@_uzumakiKai

11 months

@iam_meesh @Gee__Bsb I am mad at how hard i laughed at this 😂🤣🤣🤣

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

Went from dont do drugs to drugs you should try it

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@_uzumakiKai

3 months

1. Getting your ass ate outside behind a dirty mattress is actually insane 2. That bitch ain’t come up for air once???? She’s a real eater 😨

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@_uzumakiKai

5 years

I’ll take the aerial butler for 500 pls

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@_uzumakiKai

2 years

So tacky that I’d like the pictures sent to my DMs for review

eric mays 4president.

@partynextweexnd

2 years

wearing no bra with your nipples poking through your shirt makes your clothes look soooo cheap especially if they’re pierced and/or big 🌚

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@_uzumakiKai

1 year

I just had to put my phone down for a sec after this 😂🥲

rylocartier.

@zanariyarichar3

1 year

y’all ever argued w a nigga and he actually eating yo ass up ? i hate them kind 😭😭😭😭😭

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

Alexis herron and briana Silva bryan station high school/ Locust trace agriscience center Lexington, KY. Sorry not sorry 😁

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

@stratmonk @TheRealRufina @callmedgoodz It’s the (chlamydia) that did it for me 😂😂😭😭

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

@QueenUgochii I seen this shit yesterday 💀💀💀💀

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

I spit in his mouth and he called me mama bird

Boss Don Ranivel aka Toni Santana

@RaniJuelz

3 years

What’s the weirdest, maddest, cringiest (etc.) thing someone has said to you during sex or even done?! Basically anything that slightly, or even entirely shegged the moment and you wanted out? 😂😂

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@_uzumakiKai

9 months

So if I’m following this hafsah/mya shit correctly, hafsah fcked this girl’s bd, got mad at HER for fcking HER bd then posted her business??? That hafsah bitch is the textbook definition of weird

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@_uzumakiKai

1 year

Being a mean girl gets you no cool points

IT GIRL

@mluviorrrrr

1 year

I’m glad you got a body bc you def ain’t got the face

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@_uzumakiKai

2 months

Idk what funnier, the fact that nobody stopped/said anything to you or you just rolling w that assumption for months 😭😭😂😂😭😂

Tracee Ellis Ross Protector

@DetroitEmory

2 months

Omg. I just had a flashback. For months I was taking packs of water from that gas station cause I thought it was free covid relief water. For MONTHS. 😭

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@_uzumakiKai

9 years

Aunt: "why are you so disrespectful" Me: why you 380 pounds eating two plates at once #ThanksgivingClapBack

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@_uzumakiKai

2 years

@StoneJo24 @wonderofscience The way he just let it happen 😂😂

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

@Santi_Bonham @stratmonk @TheRealRufina @callmedgoodz

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@_uzumakiKai

9 years

I can't tell y'all how many times I've done this 😭😭😭😭😭

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@_uzumakiKai

2 years

& the fact that this nigga posted up for the pic going w it got me crying 😂😂😭😭

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@_uzumakiKai

2 months

I am once again petitioning for there to be a registry for shitty pet owners to never b able to adopt/own another animal again.

Oliver Reeve

@FeltonR

2 months

A 7 week old puppy got brought into the clinic to be euthanised tonight. Very sad. Any way, meet my new son.

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@_uzumakiKai

5 years

I woke up in a good mood 🥶

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

@Reversed_1 @keyon That game will forever have me in a chokehold

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@_uzumakiKai

1 year

I’ve cried legitimate tears off every single one of these 😂😂😂😂

Ken Glizzy Jr.

@JamesDGrambo

1 year

Since TikTok is likely getting banned, drop your favorite TikToks.

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@_uzumakiKai

9 years

"BITCH ASS NIGGA SAY J.COLE IS BETTER THAN KENDRICK ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS"

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@_uzumakiKai

4 months

The devil works hard but military recruiters work harder

neurotypical woman

@femaleguy2

4 months

shoutout to the army recruiter who called me when i was 17 to join the army and when i said i couldnt because men yelling at me and making me call them sir made me horny he said "that's fine??? wouldnt that mean you want to join MORE????" i think about him all the time

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

#growingupwithangerissues boyyyyyy I can relate x100

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@_uzumakiKai

6 months

There is no way in hell we are the same age. That is a ROUGH 22

Catch Up

@CatchUpFeed

6 months

This girl asked her audience what age she looked — most guessed 30s and 40s — she’s 22.

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

@ZorayaBlack_ Must be 2 diff Taurus bc

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@_uzumakiKai

2 years

Meanwhile my dog excited for the same bowl of beneful everyday:

🦂♏️🇯🇲

@bobeaubreaux

2 years

I’m not doing all this to feed a dog

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@_uzumakiKai

3 months

I have yet to see anyone prove this queen wrong

💙Chef Reid💙

@YeS_Itz_MaRiE

4 months

Ummmm excuse?!

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

@brittwv @belikeq @GrindMode_Gilli

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

Im angry at how accurate this is

𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘄𝗮𝗻 🦢 (closed)

@SilverSwan111

4 years

Aquarius, Scorpio, Pisces, Taurus and Libra: You have feelings for a Fire sign with a bit of a playboy attitude. He can be stubborn and likes to believe he's in charge. Joke on him - he's coming back faaast after realising he misses you dearly. 1/2

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

“This is what’s holding us back” no niggas HE is what’s holding us back 😂😭

BIG MAMA

@KINGAALYCE

3 years

let a nigga be homophobic and held accountable for it, and his first response gon be, “Yall always tryna tear a black man down.” 😂

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@_uzumakiKai

6 months

I fcked this dude one time and he had a short torso and long ass arms & it reminded me of a spider. So when he was on top of me i couldn’t get the image of a spider out of my head and started gagging 😭😭🤣 i blocked his # after that

maris 💕

@marisbthuggin

6 months

can we get a worst experience/funny sex story thread?? ill start.

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@_uzumakiKai

11 months

Life comes at you fast 😔

Jonathan The Sillybone

@JSillybone

11 months

What did you look like in 2018 vs 2023

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

....

Kylan Morris

@KylanDMorris

4 years

Do y’all have any embarrassing songs on y’all playlist? like the songs that you do NOT want to come up while it’s on shuffle when you’re around other ppl? If you’re brave drop em 😂😂

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@_uzumakiKai

2 years

Me if hubby threw them bills at me:

dhillou sahab

@dhillou_sahab

2 years

if my husband ever embarrassed me like this i would slap the SHIT out of him like what the fuck is this🧍‍♀️why do we make beautiful women an object to throw money at. she’s ur wife. have some respect. what the hell is this it’s so disturbing 🤢

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

Bitches suck toes now..... K lemme just log out 😪

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@_uzumakiKai

7 years

Sad ass plate

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@_uzumakiKai

9 years

"Your mcm is my tbt"

Online Coach

@JesseBriscoe

9 years

Quote this with something a fuckgirl would say

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@_uzumakiKai

7 years

Nah all I got was “you better not fucking get pregnant”

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@_uzumakiKai

6 years

Whatever bullshit you tolerate with is what they’ll continue to do

Chef Preem✨

@ChefPreem

6 years

What did your last relationship teach you?

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@_uzumakiKai

2 months

Me when the google search proves that I’m right

Tony Statovci

@tonystatovci

2 months

😭😭😭

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@_uzumakiKai

1 year

There was a study that said 70% of men w chlamydia didn’t have any symptoms

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@_uzumakiKai

9 years

Me af

🥷🏽💫

@iamjaysonking

9 years

To all them innocent looking girls w/them hood ass playlists, full of trap & twerk music in their phones 👀 I fucks witchu 😏😂 #PremiumFamilia

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

Ya lower back hurts feel like you getting kicked In the ovaries, you hungry af and emotional for no reason

CRANER

@MRCRANER

9 years

Girls, What's it like having a period?

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@_uzumakiKai

10 months

Nahhh when she mocks stunna girl sends me EVERYTIME 🤣🤣🤣

Raymonte

@BDTRELILBROTHER

10 months

I love that video of Rollie when she said she hate when people lie 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

Me reading this while on my cycle, y’all be safe out here 🤣

Joshua Scott™

@ThaYG

3 years

U ain't readin this by mistake. U pregnant sis

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@_uzumakiKai

7 years

Which spongebob body built ass hoe did this 🤦🏽‍♀️

bj

@TooDopeWithHope

7 years

Y'all are so out of pocket

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@_uzumakiKai

7 years

I refuse to argue w a nigga that's not mine 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

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@_uzumakiKai

10 months

As an onlyfans bitch myself, it does in fact hit different getting paid just to b nekkid & hunch your man 🤣🫣

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

@SaycheeseDGTL

10 months

Asian Doll explains her decision to join onlyfans: “I use to show a lot of skin for free now it’s a cute fee”

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@_uzumakiKai

6 months

@Lashayekay Definitely the pill. I was a moody ass bitch when i was taking it 😂 i could not stop crying

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@_uzumakiKai

9 years

Mmmmmohmygawd 😻😻💦

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@_uzumakiKai

3 months

Lmaoooooo when i was 22 i was dating a dude that was 38. We eventually broke things off cuz he was tryna rush/convince me into having kids w him. Hard pass and will never do again 😂

MA LE BO

@Melo_Malebo

3 months

Dudes be 35 and trying to mess with a 22 year old then wanna talk about women do not bring anything to the table…nigga she just got off the high school desk !

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@_uzumakiKai

2 months

Let me put yall on real quick 🤏🏽

ntx

@lordntx

2 months

They be treating you like a war criminal as man buying plan b , the lady looked at me with such a disgusting expression and threw my change back at me . You raise it than bitch .

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@_uzumakiKai

9 years

Squad goals 💀 http://t.co/vBcx5yAkIh

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@_uzumakiKai

4 months

While traumatizing all the other graduates/family there. That’s really some sick ass shit

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@_uzumakiKai

7 months

“me mad at daddy” 😭😭😭😭 go to HELL

1OFNONEEE🦋.

@faiithrosee

7 months

im just like mariahhhh😂😂😂😂😂 that’s why I stfu when y’all talk about her

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@_uzumakiKai

6 months

Green hair got that. Other girls hits were missing and she was too focused on grabbing

davon

@D2THEBABY

6 months

la bitches really get down😭😂

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@_uzumakiKai

6 years

wow thanks

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@_uzumakiKai

5 months

Unpopular opinion but I’d much rather see mfs cut up in the club like this rather than seeing a bunch of ppl just say sitting there looking silly 😅

Tone🎱

@216ton3

5 months

This starting to piss me off 😒

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@_uzumakiKai

6 years

He’s trash

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

I'm pretty sure this is 99.89% of us rn 😂😂😂😂

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@_uzumakiKai

7 years

The headassery is real 😭

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@_uzumakiKai

3 months

“Showing appreciation” and it’s just her taking black dick 🤨

𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒

@heyyitsjanea

3 months

oh dear GOD please send the flood

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@_uzumakiKai

5 months

You haven’t. But to ✨educate✨ a cl*toral orgasm feels like the release when you have to pee really bad and then complete & utter euphoria. A pen*trative orgasm feels like pressure more in your cervix and then again, a release and your brain goes static. I miss it

NaijaFarmer

@Nig_Farmer

5 months

Experienced women on the TL please advise. Guys face front!

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@_uzumakiKai

3 months

@handsomelyrude @vidajayy I think he never actually had a kid. That was just the excuse he used to leave to see the other girl lol

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

Calling this shit a ritual/sacrifice when in reality it was due to negligence and poor staffing/planning is a spit in the face to ppl that died or were hurt from this. Be realistic

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

Last night i was just 🤌🏽🤌🏽

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

Hell nah he tried to walk away but she kept picking

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

If u need money for groceries just say dat..

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

Bout my moms im snatching somebody's soul got me bent 🤕😂😂

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@_uzumakiKai

6 years

I’m gonna make a thread of some fye baby making music 🙃 stay tuned

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@_uzumakiKai

1 year

??? damn bitch this genetic

Maple pluto 👨🏿‍🚀

@TMACBLUMONEY

1 year

I avoid bitches w mental illnesses as much as i can . Idgaf if its body dysmorphia, bulimia , depression bipolar please stay away from my normal self

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

No, imma hoe so you don’t ask i won’t ask 😭😭

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@_uzumakiKai

5 months

Girl if you don’t get your $ back for that wig & file a police report

♛ 𝓴𝔦𝓎

@kiyaniicole

5 months

Say yo nigga a hater without saying yo nigga a hater

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

If you an insecure ass bitch then just say that

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

Bro im fucking washed, i took 2 shots and fell asleep sitting straight up 😭🤣

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@_uzumakiKai

5 years

Count your fucking days Hussian

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

Don't wet it w ur dusty lips, if u telling a story PASS IT, rotation goes clockwise

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@_uzumakiKai

2 years

Like this 😂😂

king aries ♈️

@whoislos__

2 years

when she’s on her period.. how do you respectfully ask for head?

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@_uzumakiKai

5 years

I will never talk/treat my kids the way she treated us

Chef Preem✨

@ChefPreem

5 years

What is that one lesson that you learnt from your mom, that you will never forget?

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@_uzumakiKai

9 years

Plot twist 😨😳 http://t.co/3yaVyK6kw1

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@_uzumakiKai

5 years

Easily my biggest flex of 2019 🙌🏽

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@_uzumakiKai

5 months

Don’t jump me for this but the back & forth + the headboard combo be getting us both off. My knees too bad for bouncing

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@_uzumakiKai

7 years

Play your role and don’t catch feelings

Joshua Scott™

@ThaYG

7 years

Name a rule side chicks/niggas should remember at ALL times.

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

Excuse my language, but I would have punched the FUCK out of him he a pussy boi 🖕🏽

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@_uzumakiKai

4 years

“You head butted rams” dawg cooked his ass 😂😂🤣🤣

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@_uzumakiKai

3 years

I caught my nephew doing the same shit 😂😂😭

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@_uzumakiKai

5 years

The scream i just let out 😭😭

Corey

@Corstador

5 years

When bitches that work the front desk finally get up:

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@_uzumakiKai

1 month

Even though they didn’t go thru w this version, i still feel like this is the only correct answer

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 month

What is the worst album cover of all time?💿

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@_uzumakiKai

8 years

My fav skit 😂😂😭

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@_uzumakiKai

6 years

Smack fire out her old ass, u expect me to just sit there and take it? LMAAAOOOOO

CRANER

@MRCRANER

6 years

If your mother-in-law slapped you, what would you do immediately as a woman???

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