Mom on phone: Kya kar raha hai?
Me (in another city): Lunch kar raha hu.
Mom: Kya kha raha hai?
Me: Soup, roasted chicken, grilled fish, broccoli, 6 boiled eggs, baked beans, sauteed veggies, salad, one apple, nuts...
Mom: Ek roti bhi kha lena. Nahi to pet nahi bharega.