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@_totallyyykyle_

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duchess of deception & mistress of murder

Washington, DC
Joined January 2011
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
probably should have at least tried to steam this but πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ happy pride!
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
8 months
the cold open of Season 2 will always be it for me πŸ¦ͺ
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Romcom Sitcom Com Back On Con
8 months
what favorite happy endings moment would you post if it was my birthday and you wanted to gift me with clips of my favorite show all over my timeline?
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
hey y’all quick question: must we??
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
7 months
okay TS Madison & Law Roach permanent judges when?!
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
hi gay πŸ‘‹πŸΌ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
how your email finds me
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
here to circle back, double-click, deliver on those KPIs, etc
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
another year closer to my spiritual age (85)
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
UK, hun?
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
RV got a flat tire in Midland, Texas - plz send…air?
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
not engaging with Today’s Discourseℒ️ - give me compliments on my new glasses instead??
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
god I love this city
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
skipped the debate, got some sleep, still gonna vote for the non-felon, etc etc
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
preparing for Pride in your 30s means wearing your heated neck wrap all day and pregaming with liquid IV πŸ‘΄πŸ»
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
The Creation of Nose Boops (2024)
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
I’m everywhere (North Dakota) I’m so Julia etc etc
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
1 year
would very much like to be back on a boat, plz
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
Florida’s got one thing going for it: beaches in April β˜€οΈ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
this little guy hasn’t left my side since we’ve been home πŸ₯Ή
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
basking in the gay delusion that 68Β° iced coffee mornings in July are a little treat to get us through this hellish week and not a sign of the ongoing climate crisis that our government is now less equipped to regulate!!!
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
entering my tiny little hoop earring era, I fear
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
Stevie snuggles mean the week is officially over πŸ™ŒπŸ»
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
I’ll never understand how it’s possible for one human to just keep getting it right at everyyyy single turn???
@KellyClarksonTV
The Kelly Clarkson Show
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She is our dancing (and singing) queen πŸ‘‘ #Kellyoke
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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β€œSometimes when you’re feeling buried, you’re actually just planted.” @QueerEye & @bobbyberk are giving me everything I need to make it through this week, y’all πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
mid-70s and sunny, brat on repeat, iced coffee in hand πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
when it feels like 103Β° outside my five minute walk home from the gym counts as a second workout, right?
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
the way I’m fully prepared to make this new shirt my entire personality for the next few months 😻
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
choo choo πŸš‚
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
Where are my boys with hairy legs + thigh tattoos?? Been debating this for a while and wanna know how folks feel about them, if the hair messes up the ink when it grows back, etc etc (photo evidence welcome, of course)
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
okay *yes* I look a little insane in this pic but it’s also kind of a serve? like who is this mysterious gentleman and what secrets is he hiding??
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
at the Orville concert tonight and
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
any of you nerds wanna come help me with excel real quick?
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
me staring at the 13k people ahead of me in line for All Things Go tickets
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
2020 / / 2024
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@JBfromDC89
JB
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2020 / / 2024
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4 months
obligatory quarterly office bathroom selfie
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
can’t believe I got to witness THE Paul McCartney jamming out with the swifites tonight at #LONDONTSTHEERASTOUR
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
y’all when I tell you @ChappellRoan is the rockstar of our generation!!!
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
ran outside to YA YA for the first time and ascended to another spiritual plane - 10000/10, no notes!!
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
choosing to believe this was posted as a birthday gift to me and only me
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
hidden likes?? oh I *am* that girl πŸ‘€
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
How many mirror selfies does it take to cure a little sleep deprivation? Asking for a friend.
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
Richmond weekend starting off right 🍻
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
things are going well over here
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
guten morgen, y’all πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
mood
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
doing a little straight cosplay real quick - who’s coming over for turkey burgz + mich ultras? (ps anyone know how to grill?)
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
for all 6 of you following along at home: finally finished A Little Life and…I loved it? Or, to put it another way, I found it devastating and beautiful and I’ll probably be thinking about it for a longggg long time πŸ’”
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
SO excited to be volunteering at the @AntiracismCtr ’s first ever #AntiracistBookFest on behalf of @AU_Experience & @aufyadvising . What an amazing slate of panelists, authors, and organizations (including @JonathanMetzl , @IjeomaOluo , & Robin DiAngelo!!)
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
1 year
y’all 😍
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
y'all I try not to brag too much on the Twitter, but a student just emailed me and said "Your support as my advisor and by being one of the first LGBT adults in my life has meant so much to me" and now *how* am I supposed to go about the rest of my day?!?
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
we did a thing, y’all! πŸ‘¬πŸ»πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
@mcrimms
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4 years
y’all my man PUT A RING ON IT this weekend and I’m bursting with big gay love πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
I made this mug and I just think that’s pretty neat
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
1 year
y’all I somehow managed to find a therapist who is in-network, accepting new clients, explicitly LGBT-affirming, open to in-person sessions, AND within walking distance?! I need to go buy a lottery ticket or something πŸ’…πŸΌ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
it’s a Pride miracle!! πŸ’°
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
the future liberals want (it’s me I am liberals)
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
these boots were made for kissing a hundred boys in bars πŸ’…πŸΌ
@mcrimms
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3 months
let’s go, cowgirls
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
took a little detour to Oz this afternoon πŸ©·πŸ’š
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
when Miss Chappell said I could kiss a hundred boys in bars, did she specify when? like is that a tonight thing, or…?
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
I have a million thoughts about ABBA Voyage and the future of music it (maybe??) portends…but for now I’m just thrilled to have experienced it and danced my ass off to Dancing Queen while the Scottish couple next to us looked on in horrorπŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸͺ©
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
1 year
Saugatuck made some points, y’all πŸͺ©
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
the fight isn’t overβ€”but for today, I’m celebrating my queer ass off & thanking black women & drinking rosΓ© & crying because it’s about damn time #BidenHarris2020
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
this is a million times better than the day he got COVID
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 months
happy v day from ur favorite dads 😘
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 months
Did I rewatch Dune part 1? Nope. Am I seeing part 2 in half an hour? Yes. Send prayers (and spice)
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
laundry day’s a big deal in this house
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
πŸƒπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸƒ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
y’all Taylor did Out of the Woods & Is It Over Now AND CLEAN for surprise songs tonight and I will simply never recover
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
spent the weekend reliving my a cappella glory days (lol) and I’ve never been happier ❀️
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
I also have a mustache and a dangly earring in case any of you care πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Jeremy Strong is wearing one dangly earring and I bet you sickos like that, don't you??
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
help I can’t stop listening to the DOLLY P interlude #COWBOYCARTER
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
Daddy’s Eating Yogurt: A Play in Two Acts
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
wine + ice cream acquired, comfies on, House of the Dragon streaming. happy birthday, america πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s have a few bevvies at a 13-hour German wedding and take some long exposure pics of the night sky
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
upon reflection my biggest takeaway after two days in Minnesota/North Dakota is that prairie men πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
me + my dads ❀️
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 months
today’s mood
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
uber driver just spoke the magic words: β€œdo you mind if I turn the AC up? also, am I good to take a phone call while we drive?”
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
When I was in college I had a β€œcry box” full of DVDs that I would pull out whenever I needed a good sob fest (think RENT, Life is Beautiful, Dead Poets Society, etc.) I desperately need to update this list, so I’m curious: what’s in YOUR cry box?
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
after 12 days in Europe nothing gives me a stronger sense of national pride than being back in the land of drip coffee πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
y’all we got some sneak peek photos back from the wedding and πŸ₯Ή
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
hi hello I am UPSET
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
tl cleanse πŸ₯Ή
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
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Little swimming pig and the tiny dive
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
I don’t know what I did to deserve this blessing from above, @BrianSimsPA , but I will absolutely take it and tell all of my friends about it 😍
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@ladygaga
Lady Gaga
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GAGA CHROMATICA BALL MAY 25 @HBO @STREAMONMAX
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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2015, the year I lived in Malaysia and coped with my intense homesickness by befriending every stray cat in my village
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@Eionnah
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Quote this with the oldest selfie in your phone
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
listen, I support Hot People in Healthcare - but nothing is more humiliating than having a hot dental hygienist!! you’re gonna make me sit there, mouth agape, while you *floss my teeth*?! absolutely not.
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
two moms are better than one πŸ’•
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
this All Things Go general sale queue…
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
taken mere minutes before I cried in the club to Super Trouper πŸ•ΊπŸ»
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 months
saw some big things today πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
1 year
when I tell y’all I’ve *never* felt better???
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
so the three day weekend cured everyone’s perpetual burnout, right? like this was the one that finally did it??
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
did I cover up all the tr*mp stickers with ones that say β€œy’all need Jesus”? why yes, yes I did.
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
β€œthe rockstar of our generation” oh girl those hazy IPAs were kicking innnn πŸ˜‚
@_totallyyykyle_
kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
y’all when I tell you @ChappellRoan is the rockstar of our generation!!!
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
a student just emailed me a picture of his buzzed hair and said I was his β€œinspiration” so basically I’m an influencer with the youths now? lmk if you want me to explain the Tik Tok to you!!
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
1 year
between the haircut and the tank, feeling very Gayℒ️ today πŸ’…πŸΌ
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 months
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
tempted to remind this girl running with her shirtless boyfriend that it’s pride month and true allyship would be letting me run a few laps with him πŸ‘€
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
Confirmed today that Hot Carlo is πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ so imagine my absolute *horror* as he had to wipe literal drool off of my numbed-up face today. Pride really does come before the fall…
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 months
listen, I support Hot People in Healthcare - but nothing is more humiliating than having a hot dental hygienist!! you’re gonna make me sit there, mouth agape, while you *floss my teeth*?! absolutely not.
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kyle πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
Me, submitting my last paper of grad school & realizing I’m finally done:
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