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Skinny Girl

7 years

ur mom did not carry u for 9 months and go thru hours of labor for u just to be someone's side piece. u are not coleslaw. you are the fucking prime rib sister cmon now

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Skinny Girl

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12 years

Don't stop retweeting ✋🎉 http://t.co/pjWSO252

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

bees vs. wasps important, extremely necessary information for everyone this summer http://t.co/ehziy0vaJa

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

Sam Hunt appreciation tweet 😍👅💦🔥 http://t.co/XA7ClU2A5J

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

i wonder if guys ever think like "maybe i was wrong, she didnt deserve that.. she was the only girl who was ever down and 100% for me"

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

boys cant unclip a bra yet they are so good at doing everything else behind our back

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

My friend just broke up with her boyfriend of two years and said "it's not the person you miss it's the routine".... Just let that sink in

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

His girlfriend, Nina, had inoperable brain cancer and he stayed along her side the entire time 😭👼 http://t.co/VNLB45p2MS

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

#LiesIveToldAGuy I have a boyfriend sorry

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Skinny Girl

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8 years

Me when someone acts really bold towards me but has no idea what I'm capable of

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

If a girl's pretty, single & on her shit, u have about 1 week to blow her mind before her ex wants to try to make it right for the 89th time

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

u dumb af if u think partying and rando hookups are better than cuddling and eating chips n dip with ya boo biscuit until you fall asleep. i swear to u nothing can even compare

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

lmfao

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

remember when you first started driving and everything was scary? now you're going 80, putting salsa on your taco, driving with your knees

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

Okay bye http://t.co/MB5T5M4JY4

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words. http://t.co/kGkWnqVsl5

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

#LiesIveToldAGuy I can't I'm on my period

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

I am so done 😂😭😂😭

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

I think I just found my favorite vine

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Skinny Girl

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8 years

when he asks you if you're hungry

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

have u ever met someone so special and start falling head over heels for them and at some point along the way think to yourself "it's gonna hurt real bad when they leave because it is way too good to be true"

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Skinny Girl

@_theskinnygirl

7 years

when I was young I wanted to be married by 23 let's all laugh together

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Skinny Girl

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8 years

Fun fact of the day

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Skinny Girl

@_theskinnygirl

9 years

current mood: http://t.co/P08AQWS1Ci

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

my kind of Christmas carol

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

Me after finals:

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

It's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you it's like the trash took itself out

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

When people say, "you don't need alcohol to have fun"

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

WHERE WAS THIS PART http://t.co/pj0RjHLwj7

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

I knew I loved you when I started making excuses for the way you hurt me.

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

seeing a guy genuinely crazy about his girl is probably one of the most adorable things ever

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Skinny Girl

@_theskinnygirl

10 years

DONT STOP RETWEETING AND FAVORITING http://t.co/K7f0gkntPw

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

when u don't want bae to leave http://t.co/HuFEUeXA8O

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

"How's the diet going?"

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

when bae tries to say, "let's go to the gym" http://t.co/IieVCVqBKs

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Skinny Girl

@_theskinnygirl

7 years

can we take a second to reminisce on the fact that around this time 3yrs ago we all were taking videos of ice being dumped on our heads lol

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

I always see adults pour a glass of wine and only fill it halfway and I'm like okayyyyyy one of us is doing it wrong and I think it's you

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

#LiesIveToldAGuy oh I can't tonight my mom won't let me

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

Me and my mom talk shit about you

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

i want to meet the teenage version of my mother

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

don't let anyone stop you from dancing in the shower http://t.co/FpoqqF72qF

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

you lost her. http://t.co/7GaimbQHqS

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but Hilary Duff helped her and then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hillary Duff http://t.co/0OaRsHqb9n

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

melts my heart http://t.co/Iui7VqEdrT

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

#LiesIveToldAGuy I'm not even mad

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

you know you're entirely at a whole different level of pissed when you start crying

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

I support girls anger.

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

can we just take a second and appreciate the transformation of chuck bass from season 1 to season 6 http://t.co/X1Hb69GqNM

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

I feel like I just got punched in the stomach after reading this http://t.co/E84xdr1bim

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Skinny Girl

@_theskinnygirl

7 years

hearing a man talk about how crazy he is for a girl is probably one of my favorite things ever

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

I'm so done 😂😂😂😂 #alexfromtarget http://t.co/BaiMaWBzM0

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

they both have 2 kids..... http://t.co/HvhgwUZyev

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

can someone please explain to me HOW THIS IS OKAY http://t.co/dsCCSZLlyp

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

When you're on the 1st date & hes like "I'm not like the other guys" but u jus there for the food so it dont matter

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

halloweentown and chill? http://t.co/m7AWYG8XY9

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

the day I turn 21 http://t.co/4LhsZV1Wpk

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

On 9/11, France said, "Today we are all American." Today we stand with France. "Today we are all French."

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

do u ever get so angry and so upset that u literally start shaking bc in ur gut u knew something wasnt right but u listened to ur heart like a dumb bitch

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

hearing a man talk about how crazy he is for a girl is probably one of my favorite things ever

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

the naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe

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Skinny Girl

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8 years

me: *i won't fall for him* him: "hey what's up" me:

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

Relationship goals http://t.co/HaordfBU1e

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

need to get married so this can be my lingerie http://t.co/eT1LQt9xLj

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

And I think the thing that terrifies me most is that one day, you'll be the story I'll tell my daughter. http://t.co/j1Ou9mk3wS

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

I hate when you wanna talk about something that bothers you but you feel like you've already talked about it too much so you just hold it in

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Skinny Girl

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11 years

left me speechless. http://t.co/0bo2VEE0Z4

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Skinny Girl

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8 years

when you check your bank account only to see you have $0.04

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

This generation has made it seem like a man being loyal to his woman is a luxury, when in fact such thing should be a standard.

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

When u getting ready to tell the homies some gossip http://t.co/VJFWOFKgWy

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

brb crying http://t.co/vbCpkaOpcN

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

spring break 2015 http://t.co/vOpwSQZgAm

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

me on my 21st birthday http://t.co/nEHdX82NoH

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

something about a guy in sweatpants is so attractive to me. like trust me I love when he dresses nice but the relaxed look is so 😍😍😍😍

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Skinny Girl

@_theskinnygirl

7 years

shoutout to all the girls who are curled up in a ball in their bed waiting for that goodnight text. go to sleep sis, he dont love you lmao

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

when you look cute in a snapchat and no one replies http://t.co/8q3vwbPvDp

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

if my husband doesn't say these vows I'm leaving him http://t.co/475topWXK3

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

when you tell bae "it's fine" and they actually think it's fine http://t.co/zK7NNbmuBT

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

my eyes would probably fill up with tears if i ever received these texts http://t.co/sB2Z9YPh8X

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

I hope you find that someone http://t.co/Zet4HwWoCb

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

by the time you realize she's what you want she'll be gone.

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

Yeah I'm hurting but on goes the mascara and lipgloss. That's right. I'll be the prettiest fucking wreck you've ever seen.

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Skinny Girl

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8 years

when u hear the same bitch talking about how she got blacked out drunk and woke up in some randoms bed again

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

I'm still not over deena telling mike the situation "I can lose weight for free but you'll need about ten grand to fix your fucking face"

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

"What are you into?" is such a broad question like do I reply with tv series or choking

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

twitter lied http://t.co/vnlWBlY5EX

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

You and your boys spend years damaging women, then turn around and want a woman that's not damaged when you're ready to settle down.

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

This. This is exactly what I need right now. http://t.co/6DCjMb2caW

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

im in tears 😂😂😂😂😩😭😭😫 http://t.co/CFqpy76pDr

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

when ex bae tries texting you after he screwed you over http://t.co/PEyoKeBLHn

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

same http://t.co/3irq9jgPl7

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

when you let your friend read the texts from your fight with bae

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

u ever smell the air and it smells like the fourth grade scholastic bookfair on a chilly tuesday in october of 2007

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Skinny Girl

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8 years

college is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in mario kart because you slipped on your own banana

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

I read this over and over and over again. So important. http://t.co/wwup91d5JJ

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Skinny Girl

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9 years

It's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you it's like the trash took itself out

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Skinny Girl

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10 years

actual pic of me going home after my last final http://t.co/PjtEWK0XLq

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Skinny Girl

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7 years

i'll be like 40 with no kids and people will say " aw im so sorry for you" and ill be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun AND didnt have to hire a sitter

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