ur mom did not carry u for 9 months and go thru hours of labor for u just to be someone's side piece. u are not coleslaw. you are the fucking prime rib sister cmon now
u dumb af if u think partying and rando hookups are better than cuddling and eating chips n dip with ya boo biscuit until you fall asleep. i swear to u nothing can even compare
have u ever met someone so special and start falling head over heels for them and at some point along the way think to yourself "it's gonna hurt real bad when they leave because it is way too good to be true"
do u ever get so angry and so upset that u literally start shaking bc in ur gut u knew something wasnt right but u listened to ur heart like a dumb bitch
i'll be like 40 with no kids and people will say " aw im so sorry for you" and ill be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun AND didnt have to hire a sitter