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@_thecynic

2 years

I still want to shoot for the stars.

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@_thecynic

2 years

Guys are always moving to younger girls because they’re easier to impress. Your life may be crumbling but you live alone and have a job. To an average 18 year old, you’re pretty put together. Hypergamy has helped to make sure that it’s in your favour.

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@_thecynic

3 years

as a man who’s attracted to women, what have you realized about them or you since you started dating? It’s a safe space, dears.

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@_thecynic

11 months

Today is the Fridayest Tuesday ever.

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@_thecynic

1 month

Cute how everyone thinks they’re the one that accepted rubbish not that they could have been the one doing the rubbish 😂

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@theoluwatobi__

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once you’re over someone, you have to deal with the next phase, which is dealing with disappointment in yourself for accepting their rubbish behavior 😂.

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@_thecynic

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Impromptu outings will never be my jam. “Are you free tomorrow?” At 11.40 pm the day before is so crazy to me. I can never be available for such please.

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@_thecynic

1 year

@AlexVivyNnabue People are always looking for excuses to doubt a victim especially when she is a woman.

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@_thecynic

6 months

Have uncomfortable conversations today. You’re an adult. 👍

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@_thecynic

3 years

Lmao I can hold a grudge and have peace. I compartmentalize emotions very well.

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@HansTheTrapper

3 years

it’s so unfair that you have to forgive people who don’t deserve it for your own peace.

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@_thecynic

3 years

Tech cabal should do law firms next 💀

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@_thecynic

2 years

If your boyfriend owes you 26k, it’s only right that he should round it up to 50k yes? Men don’t know maths tbh.

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@_thecynic

2 years

things figured out at your age”. You too, you’ll be feeling like the wisest of all especially when you look around and see that boys your age are either poking foolish jokes and being insufferable. Date boys your age. The older ones are lying. You’re not wise, you’re naive pls.

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@_thecynic

2 years

You people don’t have grace for women that hold different opinions from you but you have grace for Bobrisky - a serial misogynist and bully. You’re not being progressive, you’re just unwise.

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@_thecynic

4 years

You guys please now. Lawyers are everywhere. You don’t have to be able to represent them. Just be the point of contact to reach out to others.

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@_thecynic

4 years

Or any lawyer at all in Ekpoma and Ughelli please.

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@_thecynic

2 years

Hopefully you people rest one day. You too get your money up. Let’s hear word.

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@themediarants

2 years

"This man is so intentional about me" just know say baba don settle another bill be that.👍🏼

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@_thecynic

6 months

As an adult, your parents need to have a healthy amount of fear for you. Just enough fear that makes them respectful enough of your decisions even when it is an objectively bad one.

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@_thecynic

2 years

Don’t worry we’ve all been there. From when you’re in JS2 and it’s SS3 guys that are moving to you, you start feeling special and wiser than your age. That’s why it’s important to let teenagers know everything they need to know about sex, how to recognize manipulation,

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@_thecynic

4 years

If you know someone that knows someone that has access to Delta state governor, please tell them to look into the Ughelli boys matter. They’ve been moved to Sapele.

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@_thecynic

2 years

But the babe being outed for selling womens nudes isn’t a patriarchy princess or doesn’t identify as one. She identifies as feminist. Very feminist in fact. Less about ideologies and the issues.

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@_thecynic

2 years

I’ve also been told by a 40+ man when I was 19 that I’m so smart for my age after stating what my (stupid) plans for after school were. They don’t listen to their wives at home but come and see them making 19 year olds feel seen. “Wow you have this figured out. I didn’t have

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@_thecynic

1 year

Very pro-choice but I don’t like seeing men suggest abortions to women they barely know. Please sit down and eat your food.

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@_thecynic

2 years

remind them of the choices they have to make etc. if they apply these principles all round, they should be fine. Because grooming isn’t going away soon and many times it happens without you knowing. Let’s all just talk to the girls that are likely to fall prey to this.

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@_thecynic

4 years

And we still don’t have names of at least 18 people. Pleaseeee circulate everywhere.

Chief.

@BadmanSophss

4 years

They arrested them in Ekpoma and transferred them to Benin city. What did they do? Why are they being denied legal representation? Why are their parents not allowed to see them? @GovernorObaseki please intervene. This is unjust and it shouldn’t be happening Cc @JackObinyan

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@_thecynic

4 months

I think that people that only rate tangible “gifts” and constantly say so cannot make good friends/partners. If you don’t appreciate any form of emotional labour or consistently put down anything that’s not a gift or tangible thing you can see/hold, you’re somehow.

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@_thecynic

3 years

Please as law school result is out, avoid calling people that are not your immediate family and you didn’t pay their fees to know their results. They will tell you if they want to. May we all mind the business that pays us. 🙏

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@_thecynic

1 year

Anyone who has unlawful sexual intercourse with a woman or girl without her consent commits the offense of rape and is liable upon conviction to imprisonment for life. I hope this clears things up. S 260(1) of the criminal law of Lagos state. A rapist is a risk to the society.

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@_thecynic

5 years

It's taken almost 7 years to get here but finally.. Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. B.L in the bag.

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@_thecynic

4 years

I hate how helpless this woman is. It’s annoying that we have to resort to social media for justice or even a semblance because there’s no working system.

Fifss✨- A CBAP | Career Coach 🌍

@fisayoade_

4 years

11 year old Don Davis Archibong is clearly still traumatized. Sexual abuse and any other form of molestation should not be taken lightly. He deserves justice. This should not be swept under the rug. #justicefordondavies

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@_thecynic

10 months

Stumbled on this - Honour your commitment, not your mood/feelings. Personally and professionally- a banger.

ladidai (@ladidaix) 💋 see linkinbyeo

@ladidaix

1 year

what’s some advice you’ve received that’s never left you? can be personal or professional

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@_thecynic

3 years

@Mrpossidez Thé gag is it’s usually compelling and rarely about bonding. You speak with too much authority over sth you’ve never experienced and probably never will. It’s almost always compelling. And whatever the OP considers a flex is a flex. Why do you get to tell him that it’s not?

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@_thecynic

4 months

Nigeria is a crime scene. What gets spread as “gist” and “drama” almost always has elements of crime in it. From domestic violence to sexual harassment.

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@_thecynic

4 years

Please this needs to be amplified. Everyone is asking about them and no is giving specifics. Please link to their details and where they’re being held etc. People want to help but don’t have details. Please.

Lady B. 🇲🇲

@KBUdeogu

4 years

@adetolaov @KadaGal @Mochievous Please we need to help the boys arrested in Ugheli and Ekpoma since last week, please #EndSARS

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@_thecynic

2 years

It’s not everything that’s an opportunity to claim moral superiority on. An evil person is an evil person, feminist or not.

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@_thecynic

11 months

My purchasing power is shrinking heavily in real time and this is despite how many things I’ve completely taken out. Tboy, please nau.

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@_thecynic

1 year

Wrap up this baby agenda before I fall pregnant.

Cute Black Babies

@Lilblackbabies

1 year

Look at this Teddy Bear🧸 (Via june_m_photography on IG)

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@_thecynic

6 months

You’re not stupid, you’re wicked. Muddying waters and making stupid excuses for problematic things like this when you (should) know better makes you a horrible and evil person.

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@JajaPhD

6 months

If he makes this known to those he invites on his boat before they set sail or in advance like he has done with this tweet, how’s he a rapist? This tweet would only be an issue if he doesn’t pre-inform his guests, no?

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@_thecynic

2 years

Templars money is entering 14m annually (plus benefits and allowances) for a junior associate. Goddamit.

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@_thecynic

3 years

Where employees are washing toilet. Lmfao.

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@_thecynic

2 years

Lmao. Why do babes get married and start moving like they have Solomon’s wisdom? You’re still a fool just a married one. Dfkm. 😂

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@_thecynic

2 years

If you want to be a political jobber with zero integrity, that’s very okay (an adult with agency, do what you want). But don’t make it appear as if it’s for altruistic reasons. Do your job, collect money and go. More people need to be at peace with the coldness in them.

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@_thecynic

2 months

It’s so crazy to me. If the loyl scams you, it’s on them. The takeaway can’t possibly be that you refuse to help/loan someone you’re in a relationship with. Haba.

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@_thecynic

1 year

In all of this, I really hope Bella Shmurda is holding on alright (as well as Mohbad’s family) Bella Shmurda was one of the few people that was vocal about the injustice mohbad faced with Marlian music. I hope he’s okay.

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@_thecynic

4 years

To all the guys that have seen their NLS results, whether you liked the grade or not, just remember you did that shit. Law school is tough on the strongest people. You survived. Congratsss guysss.

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@_thecynic

26 days

@oladokunbiodun 😂 You’re not okay.

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@_thecynic

2 years

Kumuyi preached specifically against women wearing suits and his second wife showed up in a suit and hat for their wedding. 💀 Not once did he come before that to say “oh I was mistaken”. Please let’s sit some things out. We can’t be contrarian about everything just because.

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@_thecynic

5 years

Lmao I cannot explain what it is about "calm down" that aggravates me but I cannot overemphasize how much I hate hearing it.

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@_thecynic

2 years

@Ssaasquatch 😂 He deserved it and not one shred of remembrance did he get.

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@_thecynic

3 years

None of that “forgiveness is for myself”. Nope. I’m good. You’re not forgiven and I’m sleeping well. ❤️

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@_thecynic

3 months

I promise that there are so many things to worry about in the world. You do not have to die on the hill of defending a child rapist who only spent 1 year(?) in custody.

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@_thecynic

4 years

Guysss these boys have been held for almost a week now. If you have any videos, photos, info from when these guys were protesting or when the officer died, we need them ASAP please. Please put in replies or DM @IfeODavid .

Lucid Lemons 🍋

@lucid_lemons

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We cannot leave any soldiers behind in this protest. Tag anyone you know who can be of help. Save the lives of these 8 Nigerian youths. @_LilyO_ has more information about this. Kindly reach out to her. Thank you.

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@_thecynic

3 years

I cannot believe that there have been robberies in Lagos for weeks (?) now and the governor didn’t as much as station policemen at one of those places but has lined up policemen all over Lagos because of rumoured protests.

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@_thecynic

4 years

Appealing again for a lawyer or two or three and as many as possible to commit to showing up tomorrow. There are definitely lawyers in Edo state so please help. Circulate it to your contacts.

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4 years

And we still don’t have names of at least 18 people. Pleaseeee circulate everywhere.

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1 year

This brand of Nigerian christians are largely irritants ngl. They’re also the ones that their men lack self control and get involved in some sort of promiscuity or the other. 🙄

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@_thecynic

5 months

@SkinwithLolami “Etc” and she shouldn’t call you a thief. She should March you to the station.😂

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@_thecynic

3 years

@Mrpossidez Again, your observation of other people’s experiences which may be limited isn’t conclusive proof of acceptability. Compelling = imperative, necessary, not to be evaded or avoided. You do, not because you’ll ordinarily choose it. If you chose otherwise, it won’t be met warmly.

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@_thecynic

6 years

Why do people (women) brag about paying their own bills? As opposed to what? Who should pay your bills, ma?

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@_thecynic

2 years

Please stop quoting the video of the guy that was having his bath on a work call. You’re (inadvertently) expanding the reach. No one should have been recording that and no one should have posted it.

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@_thecynic

2 years

@kikimordi He allegedly has a history of abusing all the women he’s married.

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@_thecynic

1 year

My problem with relationship advice (platonic & romantic) that flies around and people seem to resonate so much with is that it always advances that there’s something the other person is doing wrong. “If they’re not doing xx…..” Rarely introspective or asks you to sit with

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@_thecynic

9 months

Ngl if you’re expected to always put in effort in your relationship, it will get tiring. Everyday, you do this, do that and the other person is only expected to receive. If you demand romance, be ready to give it too or give what the other person wants.

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@_thecynic

4 years

Charge & bail lawyer is a very insulting and denigrating term. Considering how important the work they do is, I wonder why it’s even used in a condescending manner. Even if it isn’t important, it is honest work.

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@_thecynic

3 years

@Mrpossidez It’s usually compelling. It’s disingenuous to say otherwise. That is not up for debate neither is it an anomaly. The situations where it’s not compelling are the unusual ones. Arguable that the basis bonding but you’re not given much of a choice.

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@_thecynic

2 years

Lmao I think this is a very charitable presentation of him. He’s a badly behaved bully. No one cares if he’s “softie” at heart or went to luxury schools. He’s a bully. If he wants to cosplay as a gangster, he better be getting punished for it too.

Tshirt Guy

@joeycrazype0ple

2 years

Burna boy is a softie from a decent home that went to corona and school abroad.. he thinks he’s gangster because he uses Lush hair extensions, squeezes face and has one or two tattoos.. dead guy

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@_thecynic

4 months

Anyway, the way dv and sexual assault cases are handled here are just a tip of the iceberg. At least on twitter, there are people agreeing with you, step outside and you’ll see you’re a lone voice. Ngmi.

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@_thecynic

2 years

@Dxpo_ Lmfao or she tell me say.

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@_thecynic

2 years

Because imagine thinking you can use Bobrisky as the paragon of trans ideology in Nigeria? It’s borderline disrespectful to trans people seeing as all Bob does is put women down and bully them. Bffr.

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@_thecynic

8 months

My cold take is that Odumodu only has this many “haters” on Twitter because he has a lot of sexist and misogynistic tweets that are very recent. His lyrics (as far as I know) are not exactly worse than other artists. But again, I barely know any lyrics properly so 💀💀

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@_thecynic

2 years

Nigeria is in debt and they’re doing giveaway. If fake life was a country, would definitely be Nigeria.

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@_thecynic

3 years

If your fuck buddy loses someone close and you’re aware of it, you’re not “catching feelings” by texting them to offer condolences and/or offer to help. It’s basic decency. Especially if you’re on their social media and can see it.

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@_thecynic

4 years

Update: The person prefers to be anonymous but i have it on good authority that 7 of the men arraigned have been released on bail. They got lenient terms. About 8 others were remanded on the charge of murder but there’d be lawyers to defend them.

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4 years

Please are there lawyers in Ughelli or any NGO that can assist to secure the release of the young men being arrested?

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@_thecynic

5 months

If you know any unscrupulous person that goes by the pastor title, the odds that they’re an RCCG pastor is usually high. I’ve seen it time and time again 😭

ODINAKA. El Toro.

@TheAjibolaGrey

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RCCG mehn, what an institution 😂

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@_thecynic

2 years

Therapy requires too much honesty and tmi. I want to get down please. We’re now entering uncharted waters abeg abeg. Conductor o wa.

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@_thecynic

3 years

There’s nothing wrong with breaks in relationships 👍

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@_thecynic

2 years

I think I have an even greater beef with people supporting Sanwoolu than I had with people supporting BAT. I know we have freedom of choice but your choice dey craze. With all we’ve seen in this Lagos??

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@_thecynic

2 years

People said they woke up and left home. You man are here arguing that they left for their mental health. Men’s solidarity to strangers (also men) is funny af. 😂

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2 years

It was 1800 a couple of months ago. We’re sitting on a keg of gunpowder. I’m so tired.

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@_thecynic

1 year

Especially as response to avoiding deadbeat men. Someone can switch up after the child is born. Also, abortions are not paracetamol. 🙄

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@_thecynic

5 years

If your boyfriend is a writer, buy him Schneider pens for the new year and wrap it with a note saying "I hope you write your way into greatness"

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@_thecynic

1 year

Don’t get into betting/gambling. You will most likely regret it and no you won’t be lucky to win millions either.

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@_thecynic

4 years

This is why I was so surprised when people were saying bystanders in a market didn’t fight a man that was harassing and hitting one lady because they were scared of being injured. If that guy stole a phone and was with a cutlass, they’d have mobbed him. It’s about priorities.

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@Molayo_1

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It's the way Nigerians know how to mind their business when a woman is being harrassed. Bike hits a car, everybody gathers, someone shouts "Ole!" everyone gathers and their blood is boiling, but a woman is being harrassed in a public space and suddenly no one cares.

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@_thecynic

4 years

Same. What’s going on? Our culture is fast eroding.

Bella Hadidn’t

@SkinwithLolami

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Nobody has squeezed Christmas money in my hands or bank account.

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@_thecynic

4 years

what bothers me about Twitter is how vengeful people are here. If you guys had access, you’d have been disappearing people over difference in ideologies and social issues.

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@_thecynic

4 years

Please stay safe. Stay in packs. If it gets violent, retreat, take cover. Your life is important.

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@_thecynic

1 year

Big brother has repeatedly shown that they will always coddle violent men

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3 years

@EriIfeEsq 😂😂😂😂 I’m begging you. Did you play Ayo?

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2 years

Nothing makes me happier than seeing peoples’ lives improve.

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2 years

Is it not on this app that the trope of “patriarchy princesses” being more dangerous than men is pushed? Must be internalised misogyny that lets you extend so much grace to someone that denigrates your kind unprovoked.

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@_thecynic

8 months

How’s it sneaky when people are seeing you outside together 😂

Ama, the Amazing

@the_amazingama

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I think even if it's just a sneaky link arrangement, you should still do nice things. Go on dates, party together, flirt often, buy gifts, etc You don't have to be in an exclusive relationship to enjoy or do cute and fun things.

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4 months

Emotional crutches are so important. Money will fix some problems but the person that doesn’t have money to help you fix your problems isn’t less of a friend/partner than one that does. Since money is such a fix all, you sef double your hustle now so you can be a fixer for ppl

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@_thecynic

3 years

Everyday on this app, “men just want peace.” Ironic seeing as they’re quite chaotic humans.

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@_thecynic

3 years

There’s not a single uniformed person in this country that is in their right mind. From Lastma to the military.

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@_thecynic

3 years

The last thing I want to see is queer men speak over women expressing their thoughts. Shut your collective mouths please. Men are scum includes you, my dear. Being queer doesn’t absolve you of scummery. ❤️ Please look in mirror. Xoxo.

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3 years

@Sugaarrbaby “Stop playing with me. That’s my twin”

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6 months

In many families with overly strict and rigid parents, there’s usually one child that can get away with a lot more things that the other children. Be that child. 👍

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@_thecynic

4 years

I’ve come again. Any lawyer in Ughelli or Sapele? Call your lawyer friends to call their friends. 🙏

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@_thecynic

4 years

Please reply this tweet with the names of the 8 guys remanded at Ughelli on murder charge. Their full names please.

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@_thecynic

3 years

Lmao street food holds no appeal for me when I know it can literally kill me. Abeg o

HOT LEGS BIBI🙄

@ButterBibi

3 years

Don’t take me to any fancy restaurants, e no dey move me🤧 but you see spots like this😭😭💯💯

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@_thecynic

2 years

This picture of me being nebulized at the hospital this morning is hard. Nails done, lashes done. Nothing gives me greater joy than realizing that I could have died as a bad bitch. The slay is eternal fr fr.

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@_thecynic

1 year

Can’t believe this has to be said but there’s no reason to turn postinor to paracetamol. Also, the rebuttals about other forms of contraceptives having side effects is not the gotcha you think it is. Also how is an account that promotes sex positive lifestyle tweeting this?