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@_thatutsavojha

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No reason to stay is a good reason to go

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Sky Sports tweets out a rumor. Sky Bet starts taking bets. Sky Sports rubbishes the rumor. Sky makes money. Rinse. Repeat.

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Ruud Van Nistelrooy ended Martin Keown years ago. #AFCup #MUFC #Yeovil

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Fantastic analysis by @ThierryHenry on Rashford's off the ball movement and recognizing where the spaces are.

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Sir Alex Ferguson, coz he's in a league of his own.

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One has to go...?

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The psychology of Jose Mourinho.

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Luis Diaz tonight

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Borussia Dortmund negotiating Sancho transfer with Ed Woodward.

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You become a left back at Chelsea

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What happens to your life after you accidentally kill someone?

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Things you have to do to keep your spot in the Barcelona XI

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Rakitić: "I'm sad for Messi. I hope he somehow qualifies."

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Indian panipuri walas when they have no customers

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Ngl looks like hritik Roshan before he dips into the sewer in dhoom 2

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Free at last ! Varavara Rao out of Nanavati hospital 11.45 pm, 6th March 2021

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Do one thing and do it well. Perisic: Say no more

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😂😂😂😂😂

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David Beckham's goal vs Greece and his celebration was one of the best

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Messi has chosen his next club. He was seen recording a short introduction at an undisclosed location in Barcelona.

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Look at how Bayern, Barcelona are dealing with their squad overhaul man. That is how clubs with ambition act. None of this Manchester United Bs.

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Pls write his full name ma'am

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Basically half this country has seen utsavs peepee

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Pep aisa kyu hai?

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No words. 😂😂😂

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Big slap in the faces of all those who accused deepika of being against BJP. Here is deepika with UP CM Yogi. Shut ur mouth haters.

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Dfkmm

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Romelu Lukaku is the first player after Maradona to score a brace in consecutive matches at the World Cup.

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@baabuOP Javed Akhtar missed this line in socha hai song

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The last meeting between Messi and Bartomoeu.

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"Whereas Cristiano Ronaldo stepped up in style, Messi has failed." Commentator is fucking ruthless.

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Solskjaer: I.... Man Utd fans

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Luke Shaw

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Some of the staff that hadn't seen Solskjær in at least four years were touched that he remembered their children's names. One coach at academy level said he had spoke to Ole more in one morning than he did with Sir Alex Ferguson in 20 years #mulive [james ducker]

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Coaches speak to players to convince them all the time. Every coach does it. It's their job. Look at this chutiya hyping Klopp like he invented this method. And finally, pipe down, your name is Dharma Bhagalia gandu.

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Jürgen Klopp reportedly spoke personally with Nabil Fekir in order to convince him of a move and to sign a 5-year contract. I have quite literally run out of superlatives to describe this man.

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Manchester City have spent £293m on defense since 2014/15. What the fuck are they preparing for? World War 3?

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United fans when Martial fucks up vs when Lukaku fucks up

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bengali gf and astrologer bf

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@WIONews

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When you realize you're never going to play for Arsenal again.

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Dafaq is this 😂😂😂

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Jose Mourinho surrounded by fans after he arrived at Malpensa airport after guiding Inter Milan to the Champions League final

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Raheem Sterling when he gets a through ball

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@rioferdy5 's amazing tribute to @WayneRooney

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The psychology of Jose Mourinho (2)

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Thread on the best photoshops and captions.

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What a scene ffs

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The future of Barcelona fans

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Literally playing the same type of football and people out here think this is some sort of fucking agenda. Jose fucking warned us at the start that this could be a turbulent season and people had this agenda that it was all his fault. Y'all literally hounded that guy out.

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“There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart.”

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Everyone at the stadium shouted NO... Yet partey still chose to shoot.

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I'd cry too if I was sentenced to 4 years at Arsenal.

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Mkhitaryan crying after leaving training, I would be too, now that he knows he can pass the halfway line.

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Messi can create, dribble, assist, score, right? All in one--the complete package. Guess the package was lost at Barcelona Airport.

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Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

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When someone mentions Sir Alex Ferguson

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This you?

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I just declined a job offer which offered 150% hike 😭

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Mfs sing an entire song and say 'bas itna hai tumse kehna' una

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Ole when players ask him about tactics before the game

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Why @AnderHerrera sent @HenrikhMkh into the box in the @EuropaLeague final

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Neymar when he misses Messi and Suarez.

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Who's the better coach?

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Everybody knows girls born after 1993 can't cook... All they know is charge they phone, eat McDonald's, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chips and lie...

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This you?

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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

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Dropping 0/10 even on his marriage day

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Mesut Özil on the dancefloor after getting married. 🕺🇹🇷

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When a Muslim guy marries his sister.

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Arsenal vs Brentford generated more hype on timeline than 4 weeks of bund-ass-liga

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All women do is tweet about sex and have the audacity to say men are horny all the time.

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If women were judged by the same standards women use to judge men (height, fitness, income, emotional control, excitement), almost all women would be considered failures.

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Just bought a sweater at 4k (would be available for 50% off in summer). My friend accused me of spending too much and included my cab fare, internet charges, coffee cost , the time spent to go and pick up. My friend is a City fan, i love United.

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@LiamPaulCanning Shaan Khan. Can play in a midfield two/ three and delivers defense splitting passes with regularity.

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Nothing should take away from the fact that Ed Woodward has ruined another season for Manchester United, by giving the manager an extension, not backing him and now with Mourinho leaving. Absolutely shocking for an elite club.

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Un prophete

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3 days ago a tigress and her 4 unborn cubs were brutally beaten to death by a group of people. We're definitely the worst creatures to inhabit this planet by a longshot.