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I like people too much, or not at all. The people all call her Alaska.

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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
Went into the grocery store and found this on my car
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
Whoever is at their first Phish show, good luck ever quitting this band.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
10 months
I don’t trust this attorney.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
Going to my first Disco Biscuits show in a couple of weeks. 2 tickets all in: $67.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Yes. After 30+ years of seeing Phish, this was my first MSG. Such a noob. 😎
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@_splatboom first MSG Show!!!!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
9 months
Happy first Phish show to me!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
10/10 would recommend
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
Going to my first Disco Biscuits show in a couple of weeks. 2 tickets all in: $67.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
2 years
If I put the tank top on, it’s like I’m there, right? 😔 🏝️ 🎶
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Just got a promotion and a salary increase so I don’t have to sell foot videos to pay rent. 🤩
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
We out here!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
9 months
RIP Fatty/Claude 💔
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
A little tDB 🪩
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Best moth moment! @Runaway_Piper
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Ok. Finally got the hang of this.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Relaxing Sunday
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
Trey with the MSG price gouging jokes.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
My porch is pretty at 1:39am.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Do I go to MMJ tomorrow?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Today would have been my dad’s 73 birthday. He left us at 59 years old to suicide. Celebrating him in the best way possible…wine and pasta. ♥️
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
It’s Leo’s birthday today! He’s all ears for those bday wishes!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
30 years ago, I sat my 10 year old brother and his best friend down and introduced them to Phish, Primus, and TMBG. I’m a good sister.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Note to self: wash hands after handling jalapeños
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Is this normal?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Two more days of work and then seven shows. 🤩
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Hey. Phish is playing tonight.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Anyone know what this is?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Bed tour tonight with a strict curfew of wheneverthefuckifallasleep
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
I have unlimited PTO. Should I take a week off in May because I feel like it?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
@im7below All I see is boobs and I’m not ashamed
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Recruiter reached out to me on Friday. Job interview today. WISH ME LUCK PLEASE I LIKE MORE MONEY!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
14 years ago my father committed suicide. Mental health has always been extremely important to me, but even more so since then. Please take a moment to note the suicide awareness resources as you might be able to save someone’s life.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
We in you NYC
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
2 years
Missed the whole show last night because I couldn’t handle my shit. 😂🫠
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
Not mad at this pizza I made.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
I am officially the mom of an adult. Happy 18th birthday, eldest spawn!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
So if I get on a train tomorrow I can be there by 4pm. That’s a solid plan with no ticket, right?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
I love calling out racist homophobic, white men in front of Starbucks in the morning
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
. @espn it’s raining. Wipe the camera lens.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
⭕️⭐️ Roll Call Star Lake ⭐️⭕️ Who’s in for this dance party???
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
In tot heaven.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
I love how everyone is like, I’m not watching the webcast and then watches the webcast. 😎
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Screen time decreased. Exercise time increased. Phish is good for your health!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
I bought plants today. Mood increased. This begonia is 🔥
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Walking around a 19th floor hotel room in NYC in your underwear is probably exciting for people in neighboring buildings.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Sometimes I like to let my plants have some fun
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Time for those pre-show meds
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
5 months
Bought a used car and the old Italian lady smoked 7000 cigarettes in 7000 miles inside with the windows up. Any tips to remove the stank?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Hey all you wooks...it's time to celebrate!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Back to that lonely couch tour life 🥺
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
10 months
Happy Seasonal Depression Eve everyone.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
Ok, real talk. Which one of you did this?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
Went into the grocery store and found this on my car
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
☁️ 🌝 ♏️
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Definitely ordered spicy ramen on a hot day in NYC. Clear your mind.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
The one time I met Rachael Ray while doing marketing and she was definitely intoxicated
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
7 months
Best Valentine’s Day gift ever!!! @gaaarwood 🥰
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Made some early morning pasta salad
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Met some of my favorite people tonight
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
I got no tickets. See you at all the shows!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
This counts as dinner, right?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
Spicy jalapeño paloma, enchiladas, and Phish. Happy place achieved.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
There’s far too much ass wiping in this house. 6 rolls in 4 days? Bidet shopping.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
I talk to my dog like the weirdest human ever.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
@Wombat_Matt It’s true.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
8 hours in the ER with spawn 2. Bless me with some Phish. (Also shoutout to nurses who are the best humans)
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
Official FOMO has set in.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Leo legitimately lived his best doggie life this week. Back to the city/duplex/non-fenced yard life.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
9 months
Does Frank need a Santa Hat?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Two STEPHANIES in the wild.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
7 months
Middle Spawn: isn’t Usher like old? Me: Yeah he’s my age. Demoted to least favorite spawn.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Yeti-things right, so just hold tight! @gaaarwood @Aikopua3
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
If you’ve ever dealt with a narcissist, and not those casual narcissists, the ones that are certifiable, and you want to put them in a cannon and shoot them into the arctic, I will give you my cannon and light the fuse. Sent.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
2 years
Single mom with three kids + 24 hours without said kids = pants off dance off party time.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
I did it. Prepare for 4 days of leftover pizza pics.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Scenario: home alone without kids for four days. Pizza place is offering BOGO pizzas. Do I do it?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Don’t dance or you lose your seat
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
11 months
Set Your Shit Free #nutterpooper
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
6 months
Was going to be lazy and get breakfast delivered but I’m cheap so I made it
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Leo is happy I finally cleaned the porch and more importantly, his seat.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that show up for their kids everyday and love them!!!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Garlic confit hummus!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Happy to report that I’m no longer having a shit day and I hope this is true for the rest of you fine people!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Highly suggest going to your local Marshall’s/TJ Maxx, hitting up the clearance section in the back corner, and snagging a fluffy.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
11 months
Brunching and then napping.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Love the lot ( @cubsgirl1825 won’t let me tag her)
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
7 months
Skipped all Phish festivals, so what’s one more?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
The weather may be brightening some people’s moods, but remember to check on those you love, because you never know if they are struggling.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Agreed.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
@AntmanisAnnoyed FOUND YOU!!!
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
8 months
He’s mad at me.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Does everyone zoom in on photos to find weird stuff or am I just a detective?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
7 months
@FeeBuddhist Announce to everyone that you haven’t been to a show since 1999. Instant friends.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
🧄 again. All day. Every day.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
11 months
I met the first girlfriend that any of my spawn have ever had and I love her.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Took @gaaarwood to his first Pirates game. He totally did all the touristy things.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Making bubbles happen. Always have a screwdriver handy.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
9 months
Thanksgiving eve with ye ol pup and Trey’s cardigan socks.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Scenario: home alone without kids for four days. Pizza place is offering BOGO pizzas. Do I do it?
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
I love you, dough baby. 😍
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Dough baby. 🍕
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Hi. I’m in a subway and this happened.
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
1 year
Tonight was SPECTACULAR ♥️
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S P L A T 💥 B ⭕️⭕️ M
7 months
Might watch Space Ghost Coast to Coast tomorrow while I work.
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