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this is our world cup, guys

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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿 🗓️ #TeamIndia 's schedule for the ICC Women's #T20WorldCup 2024 is 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 🔽

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1 year

he looks exactly like fatima sana shaikh in dangal

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1 year

U-19 World Cup IPL. Asia Cup. Shubman Gill continues his Trophy hunt.

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will always remain goated

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2 years

If Ben stokes is a legend, so is deepti sharma

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i have never read anything as relatable ever in my life

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i hope we create a safe world for her. i hope she doesn't have to fear men every single day of her life

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#JusticeForRGKar This is so adorable, the highlight of yesterday.

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so mirabai chanu lifted 199 kgs on her 3rd day of period??? i don't know how many times I've said this during the olympics, but women are something else only

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virat kohli might have scored 80 international tons but his biggest slay is missing cricket to be with his wife when she needed him the most

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country finds out women have a lower metabolic rate than men🫨

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Aman Sehrawat reduced 4.6KG to be ready for the Bronze Medal match. - He was overweight by 4.5KG after the Semis Finals. (PTI).

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6 months

bumrah saying "ye log maar kyun nahi rahe hai" has made my day 1000x better

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2 months

did this as a young player in the team during champions trophy. Doing the same thing as a senior. Virat kohli never change, sir

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23 days

whoever clicked this photo, a big salute

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9 months

genuinely do not understand the use of 'home crowd' if no one is getting behind them when they need it the most

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9 months

the way kl knew it was over

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virat crying. Anushka crying. Dhoni crying. The last time this happened was when virat announced his test retirement as a captain

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3 months

I need a match between PBKS and Pak for research purposes

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his worst day is a silver medal lol😭😭😭 cannot comprehend the talent

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7 months

“sania was a below average tennis player” world no. 1 ranking, 6 grand slams... but but 1 time wc winner who cheated is better than her because he is a man

Kifayat Ali

@KiffayatAli

7 months

Sania was a below average tennis player. Malik actually captained the cricket team of his country. Sports wise, malik was miles ahead of her. #ShoaibMalik #SanaJaved #SaniaMirza

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“girl tax” that's the only athlete from India to win two olympic medals in the same edition... Exactly what history looks like

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Even Neeraj Chopra didn't get this level of hype for winning a silver in a tougher sport. Girl tax is unreal in this country

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2 months

if it was the last time, thank you for giving me moments I felt most alive at. you will always be everything🥹

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This is exactly what women's sports is all about. PV Sindhu on Carolina Marin❤️

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3 years

Virat kohli is such a mood 🤣✨

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1 year

the amount of men having problems with jasprit bumrah going home for his child's birth is exactly what is wrong in this society

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8 months

healing🥹🥹🥹

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there's only one cricketer who would casually hit 708 runs @ 156 and still get criticised because apparently no T20 game, no intent and crass behaviour

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2 years

2014 - 319 runs at an average of 106.33 2016 - 273 runs at an average of 136.50 2022 - 296 runs at an average 98.67 no one deserved that trophy more than virat kohli, cricket gods are so cruel dawg i hate this game

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6 months

everybody trolled shreyanka when she wasn't doing well in the Bangalore leg. so glad smriti kept an eye on her second favourite kid and she delivered when smriti needed it the most. love it, shreyanka, you're incredible.

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2 years

6 captains after I left? Haha, jokes on you

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2 years

Virat Kohli during the practice session ahead of the 5th Test.

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28 days

if this is the last time we see her competing at Olympics (I wish, not), I hope Sindhu knows that we are extremely thankful for all she has done for Indian sports. everything felt like a dream when Sindhu played the way only she could. it's heartbreaking, but so are fairytales

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2 months

virat kohli. wankhede. full circle.

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vinesh phogat is an olympic medallist 'despite' everything and not 'because' of anything, i hope we keep that in mind. i want everyone to keep that in mind

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1 year

Ms dhoni, Ms dhoni bhakt, Ms dhoni bhakt's brother in the playoffs. Hope the thala nation CEO joins them soon for a decent reunion

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2 years

it's crazy how australia is in 2023, india is in 2022, and England is still crying about deepti sharma runout

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9 months

“3 different captains”

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“I am so grateful to win two medals. Please don't be angry with me if I can't win another one.” Manu Bhaker summarising what indian athletes go through in the most crisp manner

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2 years

the best 6.25 cr DC has ever spent

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10 months

A WORLD CUP WICKET GOD HAS BEEN KIND

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2 years

Kohli sledges? Oh what an arrogant prick. Kohli hugs opponents? He's become too soft. Kohli's success? Fluke. Kohli's failure? Only true thing. You know what's more sad? I've seen many Indians doing this stuff more than the outsiders. You just don't deserve him man

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5 months

😭😭😭

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4 months

can never understand the logic behind virat kohli playing at one down in T20 WCs when his best position to play is as an opener but what else can you expect from bcci sigh

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10 months

it's been 15 freaking years for virat kohli's career and the team still depends on him in chases, tells you a story of greatness

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2 months

OHMYGOD

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1 year

the best thing about time is, it changes

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6 months

EVERYTHING? EVERYTHING.

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sarfaraz celebrating yashasvi's double hundred in a sync, oh my words tears in my eyes

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cricket pictures that hit hard

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2 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

height of sachin, flamboyance like sehwag and hairstyle like lara, guy literally believes that he's lara+sachin+sehwag 🫡

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2014, 2016, 2023, 2024 all timer campaigns. Still no trophy. Sometimes you just have to accept that it's not meant to be because there's no way an elite athlete like him would lose again and again and again and again. The mental strength is commendable because HOW?

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3 years

India 50-4 and then this guy walks in and scores a match winning 120(76) balls. Incredible hitting, we don't appreciate him enough. We just don't.

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Quote your best ODI knock by an Indian since 2000.

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Virat kohli once said that there's no place for ash in T20I setup unless and until washi goes in a shell. (Proved right) He once asked to have a younger vice captain during his tenure so that he gets experienced with time. (Hardik getting a chance now) We keep winning :)

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for a country that has historic stadiums like Wankhede, Eden Gardens, Chinnaswamy, and Chepauk, it was disastrous to play that final in Ahmedabad man

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anyway 💅

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my man watched the whole t20 game wearing the helmet like the obsession is unreal🫣

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Mohammed siraj starting with “i only believed in jassi bhai” with tears in his eyes, yes these are my favourite boys❤️

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the discourse of 'intent' is so funny because how is kohli supposed to play like that when you leave him in such situation every damn time

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2 years

Life hasn't been easy for jos Buttler after he messed up with rishabh pant y'all

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7 months

because very few people talk about this spell by mohammed siraj at gabba and we should talk about it more

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10 months

so personal so personal so personal

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prithi narayanan starting her article on ash with “my husband is on the verge of 100 tests and our marriage is 98 tests old” who else is cutting onions and why is this the cutest thing you can ever write

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3 months

my beautiful game has lost its greatest ever cricketer to intent and selflessness

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10 months

meanwhile virat kohli every alternate day

Hassan

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How many of you think umpire would have given that out if Bumrah was bowling and Indian team appealed in that situation. 10/10 times I'd say. Cricket has unreal bias.

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think about this every single day

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It's crazy how neeraj has had the worst day on the field today and still he has thrown his seasons best? He's a freak, India's most beloved freak

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how did he not win a wc after scoring historic 765 runs god you better be preparing a fairytale for him once

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it gets better, it really does :")🥹❤️

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“ab toh sharam kar le bumrah” gang has been called out and we finally have a cricket who keeps receipts😭😭😭

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2 years

We took Varun Chakravarthy and Rahul chahar because they had a better ipl season than chahal, and i guess we saw the result. Just saying.

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Is Kohli's spot certain for T20 World Cup? Right now yes, but if the lean patch continues, India will start looking at other options, especially if the likes of Shreyas Iyer and Samson have a good IPL.

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Rishabh pant is such a character lmao but it is what... It is.

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taking up each other's place when one is not around

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kohli just kissed him bro knows what a gem he is

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THAT'S HOW YOU SUPPORT AND RECOGNISE WOMEN'S SPORTS. RCB, YOU BEAUTY

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MY TEAM HAS WON A WC TROPHY IN FRONT OF EYES. THIS IS SURELY A DREAM. MY MAN VIRAT KOHLI HAS COMPLETED CRICKET WHILE BEING THE HIGHEST RUN SCORER IN THE FINALS. THIS MEANS SO MUCH THIS FEELS SO RIGHT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT

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it might be our last day playing T20 cricket for india

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I LOVE CRICKET

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if this is really an end to all of their careers, i hope they know about the immeasurable happiness they've given me . we deserve a farewell test match, we truly do :”)

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@benstokes38 you are still calling it a "mankad" and not a "run not" which is apparently written in the LAWS of the game, serves harsha's point, ben

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@ChennaiIPL @ImRaina The whole world will remember this. Truly an end of an era 💛

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2 years

Dipika pallikal's husband, what a guy!

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naah man she is absolutely smitten this is so cute🫠

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@imVkohli I, you always😭💖

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kohlification of jasprit bumrah is my favorite story

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he knew shah rukh can't do it at wankhede so

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Inning of the century!

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i dreamt of this day

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he kept on trying and still couldn't get hold of geeny completely😭

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And i kissed my ring in the celebration as well, you see me standing here right now because all the things that have been put in perspective has been done by one person who stood by me. So i dedicate this century to my wife anushka and our little daughter vamika as well. 😭❤️😭❤️

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A guy under Mohammad siraj's post just said, it's good that your father died??? man, get a life. If you wanna criticise, criticise him constructively. STOP BRINGING HIS FATHER AND RELIGION WHILE BLAMING HIM, cause it shows how you were raised.

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mohammed siraj has had so many slays in his life but telling Jimmy Anderson that you may have taken 600 wickets, but i don't care because you don't have any respect for me is still by far his most gorgeous SLAY

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ruturaj gayakwad is so marathi because who else thinks of lonavala in the carribbean except us

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it's so funny how surya/hardik get goat status after one innings, and kohli's a fluke t20 player despite carrying this team so many times

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8 months

those who know, know

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Let’s do Favourite cricket picture of 2023.

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“does it get better?” yes, it always does. it always does.

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if you played like kohli did in this wc and the T20 wc before that, your board and the fans celebrate you like you're the only king in the world. but if your name is virat kohli, you don't get that. because you never bend your spine the way bcci wants you to. never been prouder

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so funny that we are STILL talking about the 2019 wc but not the home wc we lost 6 days ago, wonder what changed

Vikram Zaveri

@VikramZaveri3

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Ambati Rayudu Does Feel that It was Management and Virat Fault for Not Picking him and at Biggest Stage It Turned out to be True Kohli Captaincy tenure 2 biggest Mistake was Selecting bowl vs Pak CT Not Selecting Rayudu instead of Shankar #AmbatiRayudu #ViratKohli

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we started the year with 113 vs SL and ended it with a gritty 76 vs sa. virat kohli won cricket this year and i refuse to believe anything otherwise❤️❤️❤️

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STILL GOT IT, I GUESS

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Who is Jasprit Bumrah? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is company. To the sad, he is joy. To the prisoner, he is freedom. For the poor, he is a treasure. For me, he is everything

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society if bumrah had luck

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Virat kohli in ICC Knockouts : 13 matches, 529 runs with a staggering average of 88.16. Rohit sharma in ICC Knockouts : 10 matches, 481 runs, with an average of 53.44 and that guy had the audacity to say Rohit is ahead of virat in ICC knockouts. 💀

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