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@_realldej
stu macher
2 years
weekend away
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@_realldej
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4 years
this is what happens when you stop letting the manipulation happen 🙃
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@_realldej
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2 years
how y’all walk away and don’t be feeling nothing. i wanna be like y’all.
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@_realldej
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4 years
Before we date I need to know, is there someone you already associate Pretty Little Fears by 6lack & J. Cole with or no.
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@_realldej
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4 years
☐ single ☐ taken ☑ breaking soul ties with people that don’t care about me anymore
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@_realldej
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4 years
@joonskeeper @Lunathesnob Someone find out if she like girls yet?
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@_realldej
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2 years
I…appreciate a gentle woman now more than ever. I’m not tryna argue all the time and decipher what your attitude means and constantly on edge. Talk to me, be gentle with me and I be gentle with you and it’s all love. Temperament and attitude is so ugly to me now.
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@_realldej
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@kcdakidd20 I’m like ...where was this energy when I was trying to fix it. Then left me a voicemail saying I ain’t want it to work. Like ms. Ma’am..I did. You were prideful asf. Now I’m gone and it’s wait hold up
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@_realldej
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3 years
@brattybbyk_ LMFAO not flight 828
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3 years
It’s really this simple.
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4 years
@Simply_Dio @Jays_Okay “Give these niggas the look, the verse, and even the hook That's why every song sound like Drake featurin' Drake”
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@_realldej
stu macher
4 years
I love a stud chat 😌 anyone not afraid to be cool wit other studs and not on weirdo shit wanna join ?
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4 years
@chancifanci @hailpeezy “He wanna kill me so bad “ 💀
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2 years
why am I watching a video of takeoff’s body being surrounded by people with their phones out. the detachment from reality and empathy now is insane.
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4 years
People will try so hard to read you off twitter but bruh I could be talking about anything
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4 years
@MalorieAnn_ ion like that shit no more lmfao I tried to talk before you ain’t want it so I walk and now this ? nah
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@_realldej
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3 years
Bill Cosbys conviction was overturned STRICTLY cause he admitted to drugging women in his civil suit and it was used against him in his criminal trial, which was in violation of his plea deal with a previous prosecutor. It’s a legal technicality. That doesn’t make him innocent.
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@_realldej
stu macher
3 years
I’d be on the ground next to her tryna figure out the trajectory too, you ain’t finna beat me with this secret formula 💀
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@_realldej
stu macher
2 years
@BantosOracle @ExquisiteDame @CookeSincere Sassy ass comments. Man said “no she’s not thanks 💁🏽‍♀️”
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@_realldej
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4 years
I’m not even my best me yet
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@_realldej
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4 years
imagine arguing with someone about how you should be treated when you could just replace them with someone who treats you the way you wanna be treated because they see your worth the first time.
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@_realldej
stu macher
4 years
you want so much but push me away so how imma give it to you
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stu macher
3 years
emotionally unavailable
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stu macher
4 years
I read the caption and still thought it was a chicken tender 💀
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🚨 CRYSTAL THAT LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN TENDER ALERT 🚨
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5 years
If someone wants the travel the world with me that would be greattttt ,
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4 years
how shorty handles pain is amazing. It’s me I’m shorty
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4 years
when she tell me take off my Fenty Men boxers
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I woke up missing being someone’s gf and immediately started drinking water cause dehydration can cause psychotic hallucinations
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2 years
@KingAlexander68 @HasbullaHive Oh you fr almost died if that shit playing..they love that damn song
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@_realldej
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4 years
Time to shamelessly plug myself, follow me I talk shit daily juheard 😂😂💙
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@_realldej
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4 years
everyone has toxic behaviors and it’s important to learn them and GROW from them. that takes a lot of self accountability. you gotta be okay stripping yourself bare and seeing all the ugly you carry as well as the good.
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@_realldej
stu macher
3 years
Marriage is only one person’s hand on your ass for the rest of forever and honestly...I love that security. 💀😂
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4 years
I...feel vulnerable. Like little kid rn. I need a hug
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3 years
@_janaesj @Truthonly98 mf was scared for his life lmfao
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4 years
you in her text thread but all her tweets are about me
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4 years
@ShawtyRiri 😂😂😂😂 whatever
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4 years
showering, shaving, exfoliating, packing a bag 🌚
Wyd if you get this text 👀
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don’t ever tell me love doesn’t exist. ever.
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5 months
@theylovveslim Why he running ?! 😭
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4 years
random vid
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4 years
6 seconds.
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4 years
Imma keep it a buck wit y’all...I’d let Zendaya strap me
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5 years
@kaattastrophe_ Deja, 20, NJ but in TX
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4 years
@sierrra_rose99 @SboneloHlophe @MixmasterMr @miss_tfash @Callherbritt_ How is it weird? I took it as if you do for them they’ll do for you. Like nobody wants to do anything for someone who’s barely speaking or looking at them
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4 years
Putting them on DND for your own sanity >>>
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3 years
the masculine urge to put my dick down a pretty bitch’s throat
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4 years
@RebornGypsy @SheTheRealest_ But people swear “it’s not manipulative”. Like no acknowledge it’s not okay , and if you do this it’s not cute
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@_realldej
stu macher
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bruh she's...so...damn...fine 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@KingAmiyahScott
Amiyah Scott
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I'm a woman. A trans woman. And I'm proud of that #TransDayofVisibility
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I hate the club. Here’s why. I finally start doing a lil rock or whatever, lil jig. And now I’m in the center of a circle with a dude holding the shoulder of my shirt talmbout “AYE” and now my anxiety through the roof. ain’t no build up this is it bro . all I got
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this girl so fine and it’s mind blowing to me
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stu macher
3 years
words of affirmation is no longer my love language cause someone can tell you one thing one day and LITERALLY the next switch tf up . my love language is now cashapp notifs
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@_realldej
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My gf is the most spoiled woman on this planet and I’m ridiculously proud of that statement cause I did that. She shouldn’t receive anything less.
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4 years
don’t slide on me if you ain’t a sentimental, simp, “make you a playlist write love letters drive through the city at night and feel butterflies on some movie shit” ass mf. Cause that’s the person I am 😭
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this girl think she gon get fucked...lmfao you come here and we watching all 8 Harry Potters. that’s 19 hours. ain’t no secks silly goose
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I spent a lot of time watering a plant made out of plastic
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@sierrra_rose99 I’m saying like if you acting a type of way nobody is gonna wanna do anything for you. If you have a shitty attitude why would someone want to do little things like this for you
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4 years
can we talk about how hard the twilight soundtrack was ?
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4 years
acting like everything is okay while my life falls apart around me 🙂
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5 years
@wowimfine @6igDaddyKK an Aquarius broke yo heart huh..tragic.
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2 years
@friesxo this caring and emotional shit is for the birds when it’s for the wrong person
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stu macher
2 years
someone trying is my favorite love language. trying to learn your hobbies, trying to play the same things you do in effort to get close to you, someone who tries to love you how you love others,… people remembering, putting in an effort, just trying.
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4 years
lesbian Twitter so small bruh lol
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4 years
studs please step up cause ain’t no reason the bare minimum surprising these women rn.
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the sexual frustration rn? Jesus ..
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happy v day 🖤
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Never apply too much pressure. Cause they gon get used to it and get lazy and expect it, they won’t appreciate it.
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4 years
Please remember, you don’t really know me off this lil bird app. I’m here to talk shit and play.
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@capriwhorenmoon me and my girl got into a fight and she went and declared a double major. 😐
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3 years
y’all gon stop slandering Aquarius on here. just say you can’t hold an intellectual conversation & go
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I hate someone that plays victim. just say you was wrong and call it damn
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brunch
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The way I’ve changed and grown this year? Accepting and learning from my flaws. Unlearning “toxic” behaviors and habits. Enjoying my solitude, accepting what is, letting go and creating my own happiness ? Whew
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4 years
gm btw
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thicc
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night at the theatre
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3 years
Avoid using the words “always” or “never” in a disagreement with your partner. All or nothing’s lead to a bigger fight and hurt the person on the receiving end. It creates permanence. They'll think you don't pay attention to them or value the positive things that they do.
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4 years
car chronicles #1133
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i need some “getitgetitgetitgetit” “tap out”
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I love being chased bro. blow up my phone, demand my attention, show me you want my ass. That shit make me feel hella wanted, be geeked 😂🥴🥴🥴 I hate being the chaser but it’s the stigma 🤷🏼‍♂️
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I’m still learning to love myself
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lemme ignore these girl slandering me rn. look y’all.
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random photo dump
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my sister has pictures of all her friends and her Bf on her wall. today I watched her rip a few people’s pics off the wall and was like “they’re done” and toss it in the trash while she sipped ice coffee. guess her sign. 💀💀💀
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stu macher
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first off...I wanna do both
@Tunezz7
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Hoes be Like “ I wanna see you“ nah bitch you want me to eat yo coochie 🤣🤣🥴
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@SterIingHarrell @kcdakidd20 Aries 🙃🙃🤦🏼‍♂️
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4 years
I set boundaries and she dipped. What’s that say ?
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you can’t always chase someone. they gotta let themselves be vulnerable enough and learn to trust you enough to come to you by themself
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4 years
if you never enforced your boundaries with someone before the second you do they think you arguing and nonchalant. no mf I’m taking care of ME 😭
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I needa kissing friend..for research purposes only
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Fems will give you 4% effort and think they done shook the table
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I don’t think I’m meant for anyone fr
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I can be needy. Tell me how good it feels to be needed.
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