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University is more of like you teaching yourself for a class you paid for
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Girls with strict parents will go through any lengths to see you, those creatures love different 😭😭
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Yahoo boys will spend 2 million each at a club but be like 18 in a 2 bed room bungalow
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Got home to see my younger brother using my Id card as ruler for assignment Asuu abeg now 😭😭😭😭
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Breast no be private part again
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Asuu know y'all will be wilding if they said 2 years so they tell y'all 30 days at a time lmaoo
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Iphone 6 is now 15k
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Nigerian barbing saloon and putting posters of hair they cannot cut
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Why 300 naira ear piece come loud pass air pods???
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Our parents think we don't post on our WhatsApp status 😂😂😭😂😂
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Just saw my friend put his IPhone in the fridge😭😭😭
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Breast no be private part again
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Girls that use veils on wedding day be looking so dumb like sis you invited us we know it's you under there
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Fresher chop 5k from Sporty bet e use am buy textbook 😂😂😂
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My guy wey dey do affiliate marketing no do again E don dey sing
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A Sperm bank is looking for donors, if you know you can donate your sperm for cash reply this tweet
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Why does any truth or dare have to deal with sexual questions can't we ask about government and politics???.
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Why will you study psychology and be depressed bro just pick one of your notes
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If you're dating a last born no matter how badly they behave love them and advise them cause normal they don't have sense
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Wasn't ready for the ending 😂😂😂😂 Read and enjoy 😂😂😂 #tagcomics
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Exchange number with your birthday mate. I’ll go first😮‍💨 Mine: April 13th
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Phone fall inside water nobody get rice for hostel again
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"I used to like you" is a very unnecessary piece of information
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Omo
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My trust so messed up I don't even trust my mute button in online class
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Olosho said you should use Condom, you said your pull out game is A1😭😭😭
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Fresher chop 30k from Sporty e use am buy handouts and textbook 😭😭😭
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Don't know why babies with zero responsibilities will be waking up early
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Why does any truth or dare have to deal with sexual questions can't we ask about government and politics
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Baby mama na for person wey get money broke people na out of wedlock
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Nigerian girls want to look like snacks but they keep eating them
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God abeg
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Imagine someone puts a gun to your head and said name 5 Seyi Vibez songs 😭
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Wtf😭😭😭
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There's a particular sleep that hits us as kids when we spoil or do something bad
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It's only in Nigeria you'll be scared if Nepa hasn't taken the light for a long time.
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Why women live longer than men😂😂 Thread🛢
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Why does Marvel need 3 hours to accomplish what Power puff girls did in 11 minutes
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Which album are you playing?????
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Yahoo boy dey bath soap to collect money from client, e babe dey bath soap to collect money from am.
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Am I the only one who skips post about God and secretly says "God knows I love him"
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Yahoo boy dey bath soap to collect money from client, e babe dey bath soap to collect money from am.
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Girl: What are we now Pőrn Director:Cut Cut, Wtf.
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Breast no be private part again.
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Was jamming Fake Nikes all night by Blaqbonez and this woman got me an original Nike in the morning 😭❤I love her so much
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Time I realized Nigeria was finished was when someone bearing the same surname as me scammed me
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Which female name has been used the most by Nigerian Artiste
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Award for the worst network goes to??
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Men will literally cum in 30 seconds and ask girls whether she came, Yeah to the wrong house.😶
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Why Dad's shouldn't be left home with their kids😂😂 Thread🧵
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School will make you set alarm for 30 minutes of sleep.
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Which album are you playing?????
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Exchange number with your birthday mate. I’ll go first😮‍💨 Mine: April 13th
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WhatsApp TV is just screenshots of Twitter content Bet9ja and Porn
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Olosho said you should use Condom you said your pull out game is A1
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Hausa loves cows Igbo loves money Calabar loves sex What do Yorubas love???
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Which album are you playing???
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People that study philosophy be doing the most like how will you want to think so bad
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Which album are you playing??
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The annoying thing about Masturbation is that you are always telling yourself that it's the last time.
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What was your highest GPA in a semester??
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Is it possible for two people to start dating in secondary school and end up getting married????
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Why is this comic to funny 😂😂😂 A Thread🔥
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After masturbation a person feels guilty and after sex you don`t feel guilty why ?
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People disrespect you then be surprised when you give them space.
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People acting extra smart😂😂😂 Thread🛢
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After masturbation a person feels guilty and after sex you don`t feel guilty why ?
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Tbh I feel like I'm too young to be rushing things also too old to be wasting time.
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Got stopped by the police for using my phone while driving, was almost taken to the station before they saw I was streaming Blaqbonez Back in Uni music video. 😭 They let me go and still gave me 2k make I use chop
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Our friendship ends when I start explaining my jokes.
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If your absence doesn't bother people your presence didn't matter
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Tbh I don't know how nobody suspected them😂😂😭
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One of the biggest flex in primary school was when your friend from another class calls you to come and collect birthday parcel
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This picture is worth 16 billion dollars
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Everything I really like is either too expensive, illegal, a sin, or doesn't like me back😞.
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Family photos recreated Thread😌🛢
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Boys in secondary school will insult and go physical with teachers but be scared to ask a girl out😂
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Omo
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The older you get the more quiet you become life humbles you so deeply as you grow up, You realize how much time you wasted on unnecessary things.
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Just saw this womans piggyvest balance, Omo all women do is lie😭😭😭😭
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Why 400 naira ear piece come loud pass air pods.
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Omo
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Blocking Some one because you're falling for them is good for your mental health
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See @BlaqBonez saving lifes 🙏🏽😩
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Girls with small boobs be trying to show cleavage and all you see is their heart beating
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Boys be like "I've told you my favourite color" I don't really open up to anyone like this😂😂😂.
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You give crush Netflix login she dey use am chill with another man 😪 this life no balance
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It should be illegal to do house chores without music
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The only long distance relationship that can work is the one with our parents.
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I want to marry someone as funny as me imagine laughing with each other cause one of our children got an F.
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Even if he's not your boyfriend as far as he's making you happy let him hit, don't be stingy
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Go and call your English Teacher sent me😭😭😭 Read to the end and enjoy❤ #Tagcomics
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Who is more wicked Yoruba boys or Igbo Girls???
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In Zee world they don't even kiss not to say of having sex who are now the Indians that send nudes everywhere
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Just saw my younger brother using my school ID card as ruler Asuu abeg na😔
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Girls can get angry at you cause they miss you😭😂
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304 days left for Buharis tenure.
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The only long distance relationship that can work is the one with our parents
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People wey no see way smoke for house go soon turn exhaust pipe as Asuu call off strike😭😭😭
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When Nepa took the light 😂😭 Read to The End😂 Thread🧵
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