yusuf. @_mvyowa Twitter profile

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1 year

The pre, anti & post natal stages are too complex for Women to just have any random person as a partner. Women should be very selfish when choosing who they want to birth/raise a child with.

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1 year

What’s your opinion about kids? Having them, as well as raising them. Whether popular or unpopular 😌 Let’s hear it!

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@_mvyowa

1 year

3yrs ago today, We reached out to an Ex-BBN Housemate for an Ambassador gig with a top FMCG in Nigeria. She asked us to bring N25m & a brand new Mercedes E350 😂 We later signed a Nigerian footballer who played for Man Utd at the time for half of this & he delivered well!

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@_mvyowa

3 years

I’m in search of a Power BI/SAP BW professional in Berlin. Pay is €60.000 annually. I will also sponsor your visa & relocation costs (€1.200 for first month rent & €800 towards flight costs). Must be a NIGERIAN.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

I told a Gen Z that 60k was £240 at some point and ASOS did free delivery within 2 weeks to Lagos for orders above £20. She said I’m lying and has been arguing 😂😂😂😅

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@_mvyowa

2 years

My Pastor and our entire church is Obidient >>>>> He commanded every member today during service to get their PVC and vote for Peter Obi or risk going to Hell Fire.

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yusuf.

@_mvyowa

4 years

Ladies in tech, I’ve a PM opening. Dm for details interested. Pay is 700k. Office is on Ikorodu Road. Thanks.

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@_mvyowa

11 months

Lmao 😂😂😂

Ugodre

@ugodre

11 months

This is very disturbing and kinda mirrors what Buhari did in the last 8 years. So basically, by the time this administration rounds up the first term, our debt levels will be around N115 trillion. At the current N87 trillion, we are at 41% of GDP more than the FG's self-imposed

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Gunshots at the toll gate !!!!!

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@_mvyowa

2 years

@Ayoni___ That’s Buhari’s Nigeria. Back then nothing like Custom fees or Courier fees. UPS or DHL will bring it to the front of your house, if they can’t find your house, they will drop it at the nearest post office, all for FREE.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Twitter help your boy, I eat & drink Data analytics. Power BI, SQL, Tableau, Excel, R etc we dey. Epp me, let me do detty december 🙏🙏🙏

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@_mvyowa

6 years

Desmond Elliot has won again. More toilets to your elbow. Olosi.

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@_mvyowa

3 years

SARS on Femi Okunnu road when you enter from Circle Mall entrance, Jakande, Lekki. THEY ARE SEARCHING AND CHECKING PHONE. LIKE THOROUGH SEARCHING. BOTH MALE AND FEMALE. WATCH OUT!

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@_mvyowa

2 years

@MrEmmizzy Bro, good times. We dey order kicks from Yankee stores on Mall for Africa that year.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

APC don show us shege, people no dey really celebrate Sallah 😭

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@_mvyowa

1 year

Won ti activate release clause Iyawo padi mi 😭😭😭

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Make I share this win. Alhamdullilahi. I will be joining the Global BI/Data Team at @HelloFresh as a Lead Analyst from May. Forever grateful 🙏🙏🙏

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Oyinbo life no hard at all. Me and my CEO carry standing inside bus today, walked from Bus-stop to office. He even helped me hold my bag as I dey find ID card. This guy and his partner own the biggest FoodTech company in world that is valued at $70bn+ 😭😭😭😭

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@_mvyowa

3 years

I’m in search of a Solid BI/Data Analyst for a 3 months contracts. You must be able to work from 5pm to 2am. Pay is 1k USD per month. 3 to 4 Years experience 🙏. STACK: Excel, SQL, Tableau, Power BI, DWH in Azure/AWS & Python Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager is a plus

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yusuf.

@_mvyowa

4 years

United Nations is so quiet about everything happening in Nigeria, Namibia, Congo. Says a lot that don’t care about us as such #EndSARS

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@_mvyowa

2 years

E come be like say na only GRV & Sanwoolu dey contest for Lagos.

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@_mvyowa

1 year

That Wizkid’s new broad is baaddddd

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Na them know wetin their eye see before dem collect the visa 😂😂😅

‘Tunde Omotoye

@TundeTASH

2 years

Of all the Nigerian immigrants abroad, I respect the ones in the US the most. You will not hear pim. Just enjoying life, gathering all certificates and making their money.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

@DamolaBA The times I was talking about, no customs or courier fees. From your online account to your door step. Custom fees came in 2017 ish

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Na the funny part be this. GRV na actual son of the soil. Like proper proper Lagos boy 😂😂😅

FS Yusuf

@FS_Yusuf_

2 years

People wey be say na erosion flush them and their papa enter Lagos, are questioning the identity/genealogy of a man whose ancestors have deposited their live resources and bones, to form the firm foundation of Lagos. I never get una time. Make we finish this rigged election case

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yusuf.

@_mvyowa

1 year

Barka de Sallah Habibi 🌙

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@_mvyowa

2 years

The way God answered my prayers between March & May mehn! From literally 0 to 101 👌💯 Just forever grateful.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

You people should keep lying on “it’s competency that matters”. I know y’all will never ever support a Christian-Christian ticket.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

These Vacation posts are grossly misleading 😂😂😂 PLEASE avoid traveling on fixed a budget, always have EXTRA CASH because anything fit sup anytime. Especially in Africa or the Americas or when going to an Island. You’re a Nigerian and life is already leading you 1-0.

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@_mvyowa

2 months

This is why I always ask people who support APC whether they will employ BAT, Shettima, Akpabio etc to lead and manage their companies. I have never received a straight Yes or No. They always deflect. Lool.

Babájídé

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Imagine Nigeria was Access Bank or GTBank and you sit and present this at MPR lol 😆

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@_mvyowa

1 year

Traveled 18+ countries, 70+ cities, I’ve always met a Nigerian woman excelling in every city. From the creeks of Malaga to the urban areas of Istanbul down to industrial layouts in Düsseldorf, you will find a Nigerian woman breaking grounds. Rare gems. No other country can ever

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@_mvyowa

2 years

@its_Temmy Broo, as of 2018, things still dey “alright”

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@_mvyowa

3 years

I just really hope Oyo State keeps voting for progressive leaders like Makinde so nobody drags them back.

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@_mvyowa

1 year

Alhamdullilahi, +1 🙏

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@_mvyowa

1 year

Man falls out of love with long time babe : Men are scum, Men are evil, Men will embarrass you, He wasted her time Woman falls out of love with long time man: - It happens, - Prioritise your happiness baby, - Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from meeting the love of your life

YOM🗣️

@ThaBoyYom

1 year

- Man knacking multiple Women na Play-boy - Woman knack multiple Men na h @e - Struggling Guy na Broke Man - Struggling Lady na Strong Woman. More societal ‘Double Standards’.. Shall we ??

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@_mvyowa

4 years

@akinalabi Oloye, this is my third time of tweeting this at you. I really hope you respond. What’s the status of the motion you moved in house that INEC registration should be a continuous process and not only during elections please

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Today's 2k is complete 😎😎😎

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@_mvyowa

2 years

if Peter Obi merges with Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso it will be a formidable movement.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

I’m somewhat guilty of this too. When SARS started and were targeting G-boys only, we all looked the other saying Na only Yahoo boys dem dey target. We should have been calling for #EndSARS from that moment. E for no be like this now

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@_mvyowa

3 years

I remember when I found out that DHL is simply a department under Deutsche Post. E burst my head die. Today I find out T mobile is also a subsidiary of Deutsche Telekom. That’s with Deutsche Bank & Deutsche Bahn owning many portfolio companies globally. Germany’s range >>>>

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@_mvyowa

2 years

@onyebebe That was the part she didn’t believe. Like all these happened in her lifetime, she was just younger.

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@_mvyowa

3 years

Lool if na another person run this 5k parole, Odanz & Oloye would have dropped 20 lines of thread by now 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@_mvyowa

3 years

Getting ready for today’s 2k

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@_mvyowa

4 years

T-bag swallowed a key, cut off his hands to escape, memorized a novel and ate the pages, LOOOL the rest will hold his pocket.

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@_mvyowa

1 year

So Dorathy can speak Yoruba. Interesting.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

@Naomi_sb @sojocu Major issue is most of them still think their families are missing because the Army took the bodies.

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yusuf.

@_mvyowa

2 years

Insha Allah

FS Yusuf

@FS_Yusuf_

2 years

PETER OBI will be the 5th democratically elected President of Nigeria in the 4th republic🇳🇬. Bookmark this.

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@_mvyowa

3 years

If you’re heading to the Island from 3rd mainland approaching Osborne/Dolphin Estate road, BE CAREFUL. SARS IS ON THE ROAD DOING STOP AND SEARCH. They are checking phones too.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

This babe kept sending me DMs for months but as I dey serious relationship I ignore am. Few weeks after dem serve me breakfast, this babe sends a DM. I say okay, make I reason am. 2 days into conversation, she wanted Pizza & Ice Cream. I said how much is is it she talk say 100k

KHAN'✨

@khanofkhans11_

2 years

Men. Reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a lady you were interested in:

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Even Seyi Makinde had to leave SDP to join PDP to unseat APC.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Some PDP Governors, steadily proving that governance isn’t hard.

Gov Ademola Adeleke

@AAdeleke_01

2 years

Today, we visited Ilesha to inspect the University of Ilesha. The previous admin rushed to establish the University for political reasons without following the due process. I assured the people of my commitment to make the University a reality as promised during my campaign.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Asalaam Alekum 👌

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Be like say I go soon turn Obidient 🔥🔥🔥

FS Yusuf

@FS_Yusuf_

2 years

I know many of y’all ain’t cool with the content you are getting from my TL lately. Please bear with me. I just want to take this time out to ensure we hav a better country we could be proud of. Thank you for ur cooperation. This account shall continue to propagate @PeterObi bid

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@_mvyowa

3 years

@cocogravy Please check DM

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Very short story 😂😂😅😅😅

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@_mvyowa

4 years

What Segalink is doing is extremely dangerous. He is actually endangering the lives of protesters. How can you say it is politically motivated? This same movement that has been calling any freaking body out whether celeb, PDP, APC anybody. Nawa o!

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Guys please just send a DM if you’re interested 🙏. I will respond to every single person. I won’t be able to do much with mentions and quoted retweets. Thanks 🙏

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@_mvyowa

2 years

- Man is singing ‘reality things’

Alabi

@the_Lawrenz

2 years

Portable Omolalomi 😍

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@_mvyowa

2 years

@bigbrutha_ @WaleAkinfaderin Never knew. It was only the Bank of America UK that I knew about.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

To request for a Zenith Bank Card via USSD, I need to set-up USSD. To set-up USSD, I need the last 6 digits of my Zenith Card. Lol. Wahala be like bicycle!

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Having 40% of your monthly income sorting all your bills, rent, food money & flex money is a big privilege in a country where most live hand to mouth. 🙏

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@_mvyowa

4 years

@_spiriituaL Thank you #EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndSarsProtests

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Guys please request for Visa & Travel bans not sanctions.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Lol BAT has no plans for Nigeria or Nigerians. He just wants to be President. That’s all.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Lool this is pure madness. The speech even sounded so much like Emefiele. Very distasteful. Economic Summit Group is pressuring CBN Governor to run for President??? Lool.

Morris Monye

@Morris_Monye

2 years

Remember my tweet yesterday about Youth buying Presidential form to try and force a particular candidate to contesting? You were asking who are the youths. Now this is a face to that youth.

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@_mvyowa

3 years

@UnilagOlodo Brother, na immediate & hands-on parole

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Loooool so many private jets at Lagos Airport currently.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Nigeria really fell off. Brand new Land Cruiser was 15 to 17m. If you earned 80k to 100k, you will buy Pencil light. If you earned 100k to 150k you will buy EOD or big daddy. 90k will give you return trip to Dubai and 120k go do UK return. 1-bed in Yaba was 350k to 400k.

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@_mvyowa

6 years

Wait oh! Buhari spoke to the #SuperEagles , they lost, Saraki spoke to them, they won. I am laughing in 2019 😁😁😁😁 #NGAISL #NGA #SoarSuperEagles

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@_mvyowa

5 months

Lmao Lagosians are funny. MIT-trained Architect said you should let him redesign/fix your state, you guys said no. Now, you’re crying wolf. Lool.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Lol sometimes still feels like a dream. My small self earning 7 figures per month. Alhamdullilahi mehn 🙏🙏🙏

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Watched #FarFromHome today. It was really good 👌 Very well written.

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@_mvyowa

1 year

Oluaye 🙌🏼🙌🏼

FS Yusuf

@FS_Yusuf_

1 year

What Davido said in “AWAY”🎼

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Germany is giving everyone in the country 300€ due to rising cost of gas & utility in the country. People who are on Social pay will get 100€ increase on their monthly social pay. Monthly transport ticket will also be reduced to 9€ per month (from 86€) for like 3 months.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Hello everyone, please I’ve enough resumes already. Thank you. 🙏🙏🙏

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Just sad that my friend doesn’t use Twitter. If she narrates her Seychelles experience, you go fear. This one was even at the Airport by immigration & the police. Detained her for over 6hrs for absolutely no reason.

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@_mvyowa

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Just saw an email from February 2021 where I was negotiating a £45k salary with a recruiter. 😭😭 Alhamdullilahi for growth 🙏

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@_mvyowa

4 years

I’m leaving Nigeria this year, Insha Allah.

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@_mvyowa

3 years

The country that colonized us says there’s no evidence that we speak their language. Country that has many partnership programmes across all levels of our government & society says there’s no evidence we speak English. Same Country that’s top 2 in receiving Nigerian migrants.

Great Oracle Extraordinary & Plenipotentiary

@AbdulMahmud01

3 years

Imagine the insult from the UK Home Office. Maybe I need to communicate to @UKinNigeria in Etsako for the British to appreciate the yeyerity of the IELTS!

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@_mvyowa

2 years

The Blacklist !!! Like the Yorubas say; “the enemy is always within”. Marvin Gerard has been the one betraying Reddington, he killed Liz, set up Harold Cooper, etc. Ah 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@_mvyowa

1 year

One thing I don’t understand about the US is why people go to schools to shoot when they decide to be mad? Not like there are better options as it shouldn’t even happen, but why the choice of schools?

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@_mvyowa

6 years

Ahmed Musa's wife right now 👇👇👇 #NGAISL #SoarSuperEagles

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@_mvyowa

2 years

This is what I think about every time. We have seen every possible sign about this guy. It’s as clear as day. It is well.

Morris Monye

@Morris_Monye

2 years

God has literally showed Nigerians all the signs He can show us about this man But we have a covenant with suffering and hardship. Let us continue.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

@FarindeKemi @FunkeOnafuye Per month.

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@_mvyowa

1 year

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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@_mvyowa

4 months

My debtor finally paid me today after 5-months. She said she would return the money at night on the same day. 5-months down, no payback. “The lord has done it finally” 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

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@_mvyowa

3 years

My Tech Progression: Age 16 - present - Electrical Engineering Student - Product Analyst - Product Data Analyst - Senior Business Analyst - Deputy Head of Business & Finance Intelligence - Head of Business Intelligence & Reporting Systems - Business Analytics Consultant - COO

Retired Polysaccharide Patriarch

@bigbrutha_

3 years

My tech progression: Age 16 - present - software engineering student - freelance engineer - software engineer - AI engineer - Blockchain engineer - Quant engineer - Software engineering consultant - CTO - Defi software engineer - Engineering manager - CEO

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@_mvyowa

2 years

“I don’t care about your money” don dey ask for Malta trip. Emiliano rora 😭😭😭

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@_mvyowa

3 years

Loooool when I posted this, my plan was to do WES & IELTS and japa to Canada or enter UK using study route but baba God had other plans for me. I japa to another country with a very nice pay. All I can say is Alhamdullilahi 🙏🙏🙏

yusuf.

@_mvyowa

4 years

I’m leaving Nigeria this year, Insha Allah.

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@_mvyowa

3 years

When I conduct interviews and the candidate is Nigerian. I usually overlook all the “format” they deploy because I understand say street ruggeddddddd.

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@_mvyowa

3 years

Today is my last day at PayStack after 8yrs. It was a great experience.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

All that yarns that Yoruba Muslims aren’t as violent is not entirely correct. Some Yoruba Muslims are like that too. They just don’t have the luxury of showcasing their madness and the yoruba culture is just generally tolerant due to the level of education & exposure.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

The day I posted a job of 500k (1k USD) per month and people were insulting me, was the day I knew you lot were mad. If we remove the tech ecosystem, How many of you earn over 400k per month as salary in this place? Just be setting false & silly standards.

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@_mvyowa

1 year

Spending £1500 on a phone seems cheaper than spending N1millon on a phone. Can’t explain the logic, just seems like that.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Lool I think they only want to be men on social media tho. In the real world, you hardly hear any of these takes or see them taking these positions.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

This Lagos babe wan dey bill me, emi gan Bilikisu. There’s nothing that “Lol” & “Eyyah” cannot fix in this life. Then sprinkle a little “Don’t kill me abeg 😂😭” on it.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

- Ticket prices - Disregard for Audience - Same Line up everywhere

Bizzleosikoya.eth

@bizzleosikoya

2 years

So Many shows this December with exact same line up, and people not buying tickets. Show Promoters feeling it bad this year

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@_mvyowa

2 years

Not Nigerians that use connections, insincerity and bribery for everything complaining about rigged elections. The election is a reflection of who we are as a people. We are a morally bankrupt Nation. The election is a result of every insincere action we take as citizens.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Same people that went awol based on words of awon e-feminists about Seyitan & Dbanj, are the same people now shouting that we shouldn’t make conclusions based on what we heard from Segalink. I guess sentiments is only fine when it works in their favour.

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@_mvyowa

2 years

I took Jollof & Turkey to work today. Oyinbo people come dey look me as I dey crack bone inside kitchen. Turkey ti mo ti soak sinu obe ata since Saturday, Ma binu o Karen.

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@_mvyowa

4 years

Just to remind y’all that on 12 December 2015, Tukur Yusuf Buratai ordered the massacre of 348 UNARMED civilians who blocked his car from passing their town in Zaria, Kaduna State and they were secretly buried.

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