Sammy Paradise @_kgor Twitter profile

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

I think I’m gonna be a knucklehead today for old times sake

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

2 years

Deciding to take Russian senior year of college as a bit

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

“Drink a water”

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Every college senior in America right now

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Can people start posting their 10 pushups on Hudl instead of Instagram? The transfer portal is still open

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Breakfast lunch and dinner

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

2 years

I am going to “sounds good” my way through this day

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

@DanBilzerian thanks dan bilzerian, have a nice weekend

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Two monsters, two bud heavies, one dream

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

My blood sugars low can I please eat that

Matt Rappaport

@nyactor

4 years

What's something you can say during sex and during THANKSGIVING this year?

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Cuomo will have to answer to the kids planning on telling their friends about their girlfriends from summer camp. It may not be today but his day of reckoning is coming

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Fellow diabetic here. Diabetes is pretty funny if u have a good attitude

Brandon Wardell

@BRANDONWARDELL

4 years

im diabetic (dont love talking about it on twitter bc it’s not funny) and im fortunate enough to be able to pay for meds but thinking about people in my position who can’t afford to breaks my heart and the DNC fighting so hard to prevent medicare for all is so fucking depressing

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Me leaving the bar after being kicked out twice

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

*goes to Barcelona for 4 days* “Yeah I lived at Opium I basically ran that place”

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

Fascinating how girls can make a maymester seem like an entire year abroad/

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Nothing like your mom handing you a Manscaped

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

Don't sit in a corner wasting 30 minutes on an instagram caption trying to impress the girl who's halfway to anothers dude house already. Go drink with ur boys, they miss u

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

last Friday before lent, let's get our meat on today fellas

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

Halloween on a Thursday as a catholic school kid used to hit different back in the day

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

6 years

@DanBilzerian Thanks dan bilzerian, I needed to hear this today.

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Are the cheapies inviting each other to their pool parties this summer?

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

No man is a failure who has friends

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

If you give a group of moms a few bottles of wine and a nice night there’ll be a trip to Nashville planed within the week

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

If you see me take my insulin pump off for whatever reason, just know I mean business for the next 15-30 minutes

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Fully vaxed, Chrissy teigen has left Twitter and the sun is shining on a certain Volkswagen Passat! Cmon you Thursday

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Kuri has been freed.

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ drink Michelob Ultras ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Gonna tell at least 7 girls I zoomed with Mark Cuban this weekend, pretty jazzed about it

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

2 years

I’m sorry I’m not in Greece maybe we can meet for drinks some other time

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Just caught wind girls hate my aux

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

Vosotros vs nosotros

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

2 years

A girl? Buying me a drink?

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Is she hot or does she just follow you on Spotify?

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

The boys can have a little sit around in silence listening to Olivia Rodrigo, as a treat

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

2 years

No networking event can compete with the halftime stroll of the St Johns Villanova game

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Bro if you invite me to ur beach house I’m gonna drink ALL of ur seltzers. Alcoholic or not

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Started drunk rapping last night in front of too many people

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

10 years

45 Favs and Ill run to the 100 sign http://t.co/Hg0AVhQWbf

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

I just kicked these kids out, kinda feel bad about it

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

10 years

fav for a truth is

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

If u see me on the local Chicago news today discussing my reaction to the Rizzo trade… yes u did

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

Apparently I ruined big Wednesday for multiple people. Life’s a highway and I’m stuck on the Cross Island at 4:45 on a Friday

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

I’ve been wearing/paying for a whoop that’s been dead for over a month now. I’m paying a monthly fee to make people (girls) think I work out

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

10 years

Berg vs Nade fight night roster: -Mary Wolf -Joe Grimm -Alison Stackpole -RQ -Navaro

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

10 years

Wouldn't take any chances... http://t.co/lIWSfWe4xb

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

2 years

Stood in the mirror and practiced my “oh well there goes my bracket!” for 15 minutes this morning

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

#FitReveal

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Currently looking for a cheapette

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

A little Friday encouragement from my mom

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

I’m hammered

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Pitch perfect really tried to convince America that acapella groups are the best thing college has to offer

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

7 years

Nothing better than a clean poop, no wipes, no nothing, just a clean excretion. Really can just make ur day

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

This sink is too much for me... I feel like I’m supposed to order scallops but I’m at a college house, I’m distraught

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Good try sir I think ur a bit unkoalafied to be an astronaut

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

@ anyone that wasn’t sure

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

“Of course I watched outer banks lol so what’s up with you”

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

When will Ana de Armas finally get the courage to ask me out?

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Boy how the time flies

Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

I just spent all my confirmation money on SunBum products if I’m single by the end of the summer I’m joining the seminary

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

6 years

Friendly reminder on this Fourth of July: U can’t get diabetes if u already have it

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

Not only is my phone broken but it is lost in parker house as well!

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

I just spent all my confirmation money on SunBum products if I’m single by the end of the summer I’m joining the seminary

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

9 years

this simply isn't real. Murphy I never doubted you, ever. You bring great pride to Ireland. God is with you

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

I need to shower but I’m having a hair day like you read about. a jameo ginger will help me decide

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

“It looks good honestly”- everyone who hates ur stupid fucking haircut

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

The kid in the stall to my right is wearing the same sneakers as me and I said “nice shoes man”. Patiently waiting for a response

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

#PlansReveal

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

These are the guys. Dealt with it

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

“He totally seemed impressed with what I had to say, I sent him five follow up emails it’s just a waiting game now”

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

Who let the dogs out?? @stoolpresidente

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

8 years

@KFCBarstool asked the Big mike Francesca for a pic, made a scene in the pizzeria&told me I ruined his fathers day.

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

I’m hot as long as I have a shirt on

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

“You don’t have enough money to bet the entire college football slate”

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

If I showered in an outdoor shower all the time they’d have to lock me up my smile would be so contagious

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

10 years

the student section for lacrosse is weak

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

6 years

choose one to defend you, the other three are trying to kill you. pick wisely.

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

No hit ups after parading around in ur new Christmas clothes this weekend? Damn shame

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

gray t-shirts anytime it's above 65 degrees are always a mistake

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Nothing like Friday night

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

A few triple ipas and we are bleeding Hobart lacrosse orange

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Just heard the word “gregarious” on the ND/Clemson broadcast. Thank god I had an SAT tutor

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

Me and the boys when Colbie Caillat comes on

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

How are you getting ready for the #OrchardHolidaySpectacular ? @BigTastyInc @sahnandbeans

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

It’s telling of our world that the poop dollar remains one of the purest forms of entertainment and nobody bats an eye

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Look at this chicken returning to its natural habitat in the rainforest. We are the virus

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Gigantic day for Snapchat stories

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

1 year

This could be an NFT

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

5 years

Already knowing the disgusting Uber eats order I’m calling in later

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

What’s the plan for today team

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

I’m really ok at video games. Bad at most, good at a couple and mediocre and the rest. It’s time I’ve come to grips with this

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

2 years

Everyone pack it up at 2pm. They can’t stop us if we all just leave

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

@BigTastyInc had to give him a few days so he could clear his plate, we love you @parisichris5

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

10 years

I need to reevaluate things for a little while..

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

I’m the main character of this movie. Someone find my wife at the Charlotte airport

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

3 years

I’m not going to find my wife in Nashville and that’s okay

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Sammy Paradise

@_kgor

4 years

Spooky Sunday

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