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Borrusia Dortmund💛// it's never too late for a man at rest to wake

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Joined December 2023
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Kumbe ukisema fvck the government mama mboga anakuongezea nyanya mbili?
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Dem yangu amenivisit leo akaniletea vuvuzela mbili ,this is the one guys
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Kama ulidungwa Astrazeneca time ya covid nakuhurimia sana
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Umelala tu kwa amani halafu reality inaamua kukuamsha 3am na kukupiga lecture mpaka asubuhi
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Kama ulidungwa Aztrazeneka time ya Covid sahau kuona 2030
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Campus nayo usipojua kuishi within your means utakufa na depression
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Nimenunua laptop mzuri sasa vile mlisema hebu mniambie skills za kufanya ama penye natoa pesa?
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Ndio nimetoka kuwatch hiyo ngoma ya world boss na ni kama aliwacha kitabu ya mistari jelaa
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Ukitoa airpods za oraimo na airforce utakuwa umereduce networth ya comrade by 70% hivi
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Kufika kwa stage wa mwisho halafu upande gari na ianze kuenda direct is one of the best feelings in life
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Ukiona dem anapenda kuvaa hoodie na t-shirts zako jua anakupenda
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Uzuri ya twitter unawezapost chenye unapitia in life bila watu kujua juu wanadhani ni content
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Watu huanzisha story kwa groups za class hukuwa lonely sana
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nilidhani ni impossible mtu amalize campus bila kupata dem lakini wueh
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Tangu nizaliwe sijawahi skia watu wamekosa kuoana juu ya blood type ama biology ilikuwa jaba
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Niko Kwa mat na madem wengi sana ,shida wote ni highschoolers na miaka ni thate
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Mtu anafaa kutoka kwa wazazi akiwa how old hivi?
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Another sign of poverty ni kutumia stickers mkichat
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Hakuna watu hunishangaza kama watu huscreenshot tweets zetu na kujiita memelords pale greenapp
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Dem akikuja kulipia tokens zake kwako kila siku inamaanisha anakutaka ama?
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Kuna one minute women kweli?
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Sikuhizi unapata mtoto talking back to her mother mpaka unashangaa kwani kiboko ilienda wapi?
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Nikifikiria what I have to go through kwa talking stage ,naona heri tu nibaki single
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Nishai kopa dem doo halafu Kuenda kumdai akaniambia she is not in a mood to talk about money na akaniblock
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Nimemiss nyimbo za golden bells sana
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Kuna style ya nywele ukiona mtu amenyoa unajua huyu ni kienyeji
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Kuliendaje mpaka madem wakaanza kutumia bangi?
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Nani ataambia wazazi wetu education is no longer the key to success?
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Kuanza kuwasha woofer asubuhi kwa ploti feels illegal, and it is
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Mat imejaa driver anataka kuwasha gari halafu washenzi wawili wanashuka,nkt
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Leo nimeona dem akispoti nyash ya dem mwenzake hiyo stuff imenibamba sana
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Kuna mtu ukiona vile ameweka simu kwa mfuko unajua huyu hajakaribishwa taun
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Yaani mpaka kuna best friends anniversary sikuhizi,simps watatuonesha mambo
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As long as unaafford county usijipee presha hii life
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Ukijifanya hausimp nayo utajipata ni wewe pekee yako uko single hizi streets
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The way the quality of bread is reducing is insane,sikuhizi hata heri nikule ugali na chai bana
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Nimehung potrait ya Tom Shelby kwa nyumba,sahizi nafeel wise ajab
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Madem hupatikana kwa club nao hunuka jasho ajab,the experience is not even pleasant, huwa mnawadate willingly?
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Yaani content ya twitter ndio mniita memes , huwa mnaniaibisha sana huko greenapp
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Hakuna kitu huniboo kama hii "🫂", mnahug aje online
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Huku Moi tunaenda kuingia wiki ya tatu tukifunzwa na ulimwengu
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Ati maandamano iishe by 6: 30 kwani wameskia tunaogopa nyang'au kwa giza
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Kama wewe huwa unajifanya ati unapenda kina Kodak Black na ati huskizi kina Nyashinski ,ujue you are not a true rap fan
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Leo nataka kurudi na dem Kwa nyumba, so help me God
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Watoto wa sikuhizi wanacheza truth or dare badala ya cha baba na cha mama
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Mtu aambie watanzania wasiandike memes kwa kiswahili sanifu hazibambi bana
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It is very important to look at the player's history and injury record before you make the signing
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Sikuhizi kukaa bila bundles ni ngumu sana, hata heri mtu akule once a day ndio aweze kuafford kuingia online
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Kama hujawahi lipiwa rent na dem yako,you need to find love
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Ukiona vile watu hupanga laini hosi,utajua kuwa healthy ni kitu ya maana sana
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Kumbe suits inakuwanga series moto hivi
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Ni ukweli mtu anaweza katiwa na dem?
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Jirani akiweka volume 100 naweka 200, hatuwezi koseana heshima as if ploti ni yako
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Kuna podcast inashinda Mic cheque kweli?
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@alacimaura Umebakisha miaka chache Sana ya kuishi
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Mkikosana na a woman from the coast anaweza kutusi hadi uquestion your life decisions
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Mkiwahi niona nikipiga mirror selfie mniuwe
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Kuna mluyha mwingine hapa amesema siasa ya Kenya ni ya ukiritimba
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Huwa nikienda kwa mama mboga natembea haraka nikiangalia chini ndio nisione couples wengi niudhike
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@Kimuzi_ ni huyu msee?
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Nimetriple Captain Haaland,so God help me
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Kuchora tattoo kwa arm ni how much?
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Greenapp sikuhizi huwa tunaingia once kama vile Ruto anaingia Kenya
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Shiet ,Man U wameshinda ,sasa sitaingia greenapp mpaka Monday
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Kuku inataka kutega mayai Kwa room yangu by force
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Nani amewahi kunywa pombe inaitwa 'vuta pumzi'?
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Avoid lightskinned babes,most of them are so evil
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Kuna makosa mwanaume akikula chips once in a while? coz leo nakula chips for supper
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Kujua Mpesa pin ya mathe husaidia sana kimaisha
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Ukisoma Bible vizuri utaona kwamba ni watu kama 20 hivi wataingia mbinguni
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I've had enough of this kugongewa memes,sahii ukipost nakublock
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Kitambo nilikuwa nadhani haiwezekani mtu amalize campus bila kupata dem hata mmoja
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Kuna siku unaamka unafeel tu hii siku sio best,Kama Leo
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Comrades hufanya computer science hujiona werevu sana
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Huwa mnaskiza podcast gani juu nimeboeka sana sahii?
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Ukiwahi jipata kwa business group ya whatsapp yenye only admins can speak avoid ,hapo utaoshwa ushangae
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Kale ladies make very good wifes
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Tangu nianze kuelewa politics za US na China ,huwa najiona wise sana
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Hii savings yangu ya 200 mnasema niwekeee team gani?
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Nani ako freemason aniconnect nikiendelea hivi naona nitakufa maskini
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Scientist wanasema watu wako na STIs ndio waliskia earthquake
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Sikuhizi hata hakuna haja ya kuset alarm ju mashida zitakuamsha kabla ya alarm
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Unashinda umetutishia pale greenapp ati utatucut off ,si utucutoff kwani nani amekushika nkt
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Tusker project fame iliisha tu hivyo?
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Kuna mtu anadhani leo ni siku ya kufua
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Kumbe sikuhizi Kuna app unaweza order dem, mpaka unafanyiwa delivery
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Kesho narudi nyumbani Moi wananimalizia pesa na hakuna classes
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Sometimes back masaa kama hii tungekuwa tunangoja saa sita usiku ifike tuwatch action night
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Lakini kusema ukweli ni skills gani sisi tunapeleka Germany?
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After highschool nayo huwa mnapanga trip yenye mnajua tu vizuri haitamake
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We as Kalenjins agree that no Kalenjin should ever come to power again
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naskia ule jamaa alitoka na Mace has been confirmed dead,si mchukue tu mace yenu mbona mmuee?
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Mbona mnakuanga mmeoverate Oraimo hivyo?
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Kwa hii movement unaweza Pata ni wewe pekee ndio sio NIS agent
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Enyewe kitambo nilikuwa kienyeji Sana, mpaka nilikuwa natumia "beb" badala ya "babe"
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Kukunywa meakins nayo ni kufanya hesabu ya minus kwa maisha yako
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Kumbe siri ni kutuma voice notes
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Kuna sheng' zingine nazo ziko outdated sasa finje ni nini?
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Kama uko Moi University enda tu nyumba I utafute biashara ya kufanya mapema
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Duration ya kutrend Kenya ni wiki mbili kuanzia hapo unajipanga
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