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@_kailzzzz

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“Since 2009 I had this bitch jumpin’.”

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Joined March 2009
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@_kailzzzz
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4 years
WHAT A PHOTO.
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@_kailzzzz
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Cuz niggas really be tryna fix their inner issues with a bad bitch
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I fully understand Rihanna’s frustrations on Needed Me dawg
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@_kailzzzz
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11 months
This never fails to cheer me up 😂💃🏽
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tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head
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@_kailzzzz
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6 years
Make it make sense
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@_kailzzzz
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Me:
@freckletonjr
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adding your own adlibs to a song cause they was missing >>>>>>>>
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@_kailzzzz
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"So it's not good" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@_kailzzzz
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We got people beating white, racist ass in Montgomery, AL. We got Jamaican Independence Day today. We ran down on Jennifer Aniston yesterday because she tried Jamie Foxx. What a great weekend.
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@_kailzzzz
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I love black women 😍😂
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@_kailzzzz
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8 years
Fran, Fran, Fran!!! She had the looks before looks were even a thing, okay?!
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@_kailzzzz
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6 years
Don’t get into professions that have to do with people’s well-being if you really don’t give a fuck because in some way or another, it’s going to show. People become healthcare professionals just for the money and ruin lives left and right. Please don’t do it.
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@_kailzzzz
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10 years
When you're hurt because your mom won't let you sample the food while she's cooking and then Rihanna tweets the navy http://t.co/oviQU0tw30
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@_kailzzzz
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@fentybeauty @theestallion Him when he sees her applying the new What It Dew spray 😭
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@_kailzzzz
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I am told that this is who and where the photo originates from. Shoutout to them!!! (photographer and editor)
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@_kailzzzz
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And see...I was about to delete this thread because I didn’t want to give people a platform to harm her future any further and I didn’t think this would get as many responses when I tweeted it...but, if she doesn’t give a fuck, I don’t either 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@_kailzzzz
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Omg @ Lil Wayne’s hair 😳
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@_kailzzzz
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8 years
Wait.... "When he extra" 😍😢
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@_kailzzzz
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7 years
@LeoChavarriaWSB @wsbtv Well, Imma add to this "bae come through" "I can't I ain't got no stairs" thread. This would be me 😂
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@_kailzzzz
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For those asking, I am unsure who the photographer is. It’s been circulating on my timeline. If I find out, I will plug them.
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@_kailzzzz
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If you think I'm finna buy a bunch of makeup that I don't even know how to apply just because it's your brand then you're absolutely right
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starts shipping globally on SEPT 8 at MIDNIGHT!!! Check your local @sephora @harveynichols for in-store launch times
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@kehlanimila @Kehlani 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@_kailzzzz
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@iamcardib Sis somebody said your real name was Cardigan Backyardigan and I ain’t been right since 😂😂😂😂😂
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@_kailzzzz
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4 years
I’m going to plug this tweet/article here since the subject at hand is “photos”. Please be mindful of posting photos and videos with protestors’ faces/identifiable qualities (licenses/tattoos/voices etc). It could really save their lives.
@hinadirah
nadirah
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this is why people are saying to not share videos showing protestors’ faces. ferguson activists died violently and/or mysteriously in the years since mike brown’s murder. you could be saving lives by not sharing.
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@_kailzzzz
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“Is it really necessary to burn down........”
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@Adriyoung @fentybeauty @theestallion “Mmmm, is that Trophy Wife?”
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@_kailzzzz
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@PinkFluffDragon Girl go to hell.
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@_kailzzzz
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Also 😂
@xanabon
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tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head
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@_kailzzzz
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@Kehlani I feel like she’s a Pisces! Straight magic ✨
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Somebody said your hoop game was on 10 and I am inclined to fuckin’ agree! And I stan for your pic quality 😫
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@_kailzzzz
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@KekePalmer Sis 😂😂😂 This is the new version of...
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@_kailzzzz
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4 years
@KekePalmer Go ahead and log out for me, sweetheart. 😭
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@_kailzzzz
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8 years
I'm not sure why people are surprised by Rihanna's live "Love on the Brain" performances. She always could blow
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@_kailzzzz
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@KaylarWill Mother Nature needs to get with the times. Just shoot me a text and tell me I’m not pregnant. It’s not that complicated.
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@_kailzzzz
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Mom: *swings at me* Me: *blocks hit* Mom: OH SO YOU THINK YOU GROWN NOW? YOU TRYNA FIGHT?! #HowToughAmIBlackEdition
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@_kailzzzz
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The photo editor’s Twitter handle:
@profnighthawk
ProfNighthawk
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@_kailssss SMK2 is the photographer and @profnighthawk (me) did the edit. Thank you!
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@_kailzzzz
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My nosey behind is just wondering why Tamera cropped their dad out the pic lmao
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@_kailzzzz
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@iamcardib Lmfaooooooooo and y’all gotta pull off from the school like this 😂😂😂
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@_kailzzzz
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The Shepard’s are so beautiful. Chanel and Sterling did what they had to do.
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@_kailzzzz
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He said "you just rude" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/hrSwxjpg7m
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@iamcardib Lmaoooooooo you when somebody mentions the video
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@_kailzzzz
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Southside to Uzi when he catches him:
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@_kailzzzz
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4 years
Ladies and gentlemen...THIS is how you clear a bitch out. @TheRealEve
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@_kailzzzz
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7 years
#BLACKGIRLMAGIC ✨🐝💫
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@_kailzzzz
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10 years
Favorite this if you're Rihanna.
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@alissa_ashleyy Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Haaaaaaaa “that helps”
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@alissa_ashleyy This might be funnier than my homegirl looking like Jim Jones 😂😂😂😂😂
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I just gotta add one more classic to the thread 😂
@xanabon
xanax in cinnabon (ali)
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tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head
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@Saweetie DAS MY TYPE, NIGGA DAS MY TYPEEEEEE
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@_kailzzzz
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Caresha on live showing us Uzi getting his head knocked between the washer and dryer:
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@_kailzzzz
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@rihanna @PUMA @FENTYXPUMA Imma have to start next semester, sis
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@IAMSUMMERWALKER @Melii @LVRN LAST?! Excuse us? Why?! 🥴
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@_kailzzzz
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In honor of Whitney's birthday, let's flashback on the time she clocked the life outta @WendyWilliams 😂🙌 http://t.co/RJq3anqXrV
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@_kailzzzz
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“They give Grammy’s to anyone”...ok, so where’s your fave’s?
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@_kailzzzz
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I credited the photographer but, I did not have a Twitter to link before. THE PHOTOGRAPHER’S TWITTER HANDLE:
@SlateMK3
SlateMK3
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Before/After
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@_kailzzzz
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Why this nigga sing "yasssss bitch?" I'm dead. I love her. Like forever.
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@_kailzzzz
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@juicyydre_ @Missdreaminggg Your pinned tweet is literally a thread of you speaking forward and coming out about your abuser but you’re here asking if someone feels it’s necessary to attempt to prevent someone who feels this way about abuse victims from becoming a child psychologist? ...What?
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@_kailzzzz
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Now wait a damn minute 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😍😍😍😍😍
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@_kailzzzz
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Lmaoooo RT @UberFacts : Colorado switched mile marker "420" to "419.99" to stop people form stealing it. http://t.co/aK6XywmxUQ
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@yvngcourt_ wait, they're in her comments 😂😂😂
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@phucktee I'm so uncomfortable right now
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@alissa_ashleyy You leave them and then wait for them to get long enough to become adults so they can reproduce and make new baby hairs 😂
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@finah @DaReal_McCoy_ Me if I ever see a celebrity driving on the streets:
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Refer to chart 🤔 RT @jamescharles when ppl say "bitches be like" or "niggas be like" it's so annoying like seriously do u even speak English
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@_kailzzzz
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Since y’all have so much to say about Black people rioting to try to gain some justice, here’s a thread of White people rioting just for the fuck of it. Enjoy:
@brokeymcpoverty
tracy clayton jr the 3rd
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black people riot when their anger over being murdered and oppressed reaches a boiling point. here are some fun reasons why white people have rioted:
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. @alexa_rapp ...Soooooooo she's just gonna have my feelings hurt on her behalf for nothing?
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Clearly, the only person dethroning Rihanna...is Rihanna.
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I just wanna find a way to repair my scalp. That's all.
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@YourFavoriteZoe when he realized he wasn't getting off easy like everybody else
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@_kailzzzz
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IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DONATE TO THE PROTESTORS THAT HAVE BEEN JAILED IN MN&can’t afford bail, plz consider donating to @MNFreedomFund ! They‘re known for helping people who cannot afford bail in situations like this and they have been getting the job done:
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@iamjojo @theestallion If anyone would be, I knew it would be you. Your story STILL makes me wanna throw hands. Shit is sick.
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@_kailzzzz
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4 years
Here is the location of the fire shown: (Source: photo’s editor Profnighthawk)
@profnighthawk
ProfNighthawk
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@_kailssss Thank you for the cred! This was a photo taken by SMK2 of affordable housing being lit aflame across from the Minneapolis 3rd Precinct.
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I should have known Teairra Mari wasn’t trending because of her music..................
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@turoxshakur @KaylarWill She said be original, not unbelievable 😭
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@Saweetie 🦋💕
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Okay, WTF kinda skin care regimen do yall have? Skin on flourish RT @_tyarielle : we fuss & fight but he's all mine 💕 http://t.co/ybZjGgw9dE
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@KaylarWill When he landed, he looked like “oh this actually isn’t bad” 😂😂😂
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RT @yungvtrilla I fucked my ex boyfriends father and now I'm pregnant with his little sister
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A black Ariel?
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Gorgeous, gorgeous girl.
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It’s was hot denna bitch today and that Fenty edge control did not budge one bit. Edges were laid…hot, sweaty and all lol.
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“For the culture” @PericoPrincess @rihanna 🧡
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@Kehlani Stop deleting shit lmaoooooooo
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@_kailzzzz
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@damn_toe Her dirty ass was tryna pour the milk she had in her cup back into the gallon after he said something. I hate people
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@Saweetie Yeah, you a Cancer.
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@_kailzzzz
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I always find it so sad when people’s nudes get leaked. Such an invasion of privacy. Leaking someone’s naked pictures is a really perverse and fucked up thing to do. Trash AF.
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He had me rolling fr 🤣
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Not even Michael Jackson liked touring……no matter how much you love your fans….that shit is draining.
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@_kailzzzz
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...Me wearing WHATEVER FentyBeauty foundation I was able to cop whether it matches or not. Idc idc idc 😭
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@sza So y'all are really making this a thing?! I seenT the tweet talking about a girl tour. Lemme explain to you how here I'd be for this
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Gworl. She has the hair clips, fur, and everything less than a day later. Cryinggggg
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Every time I go to Sephora, I end up standing by the Fenty display and just talking about my favorite products and new ways to use them/swapping make up tips with ladies I don’t even know. It’s like a club or something 😂
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@_kailzzzz
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@KaylarWill Girl yes. I have to tell my ass to stay out the pantry cuz other wise I’ll be in there mixing it up. Mixing cheezits and hot chips, making smoothies and shit 😂
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