Ahhhh 😳😱 oh noooo 🤯🥶 went too hard got too sweaty 😓 and pumped up full of blood 😫 too horny from all the reps 🥺 and the sets were just soooo hard 🛠️🔨⚒️
Riding on the train, I napped, I woke up. Lips extra wet at this exact moment for reasons I don’t understand but I’m fine with it! Perhaps I’ve succeeded at hydrating myself for once in my life
Leg pressed 710 pounds for 5 reps heheh big PR it had been a long time since I tried to max out my leg press! I ain’t even sure this is max but I’m loving it anyways
the other day I walked up to my friend mid conversation & he was like “I finally found something that makes sense for me” & I was like “what, porn?” & he was like “no, dialectical materialism” lmfaooo
Accidentally doing Semen Retention by crashing on my brothers couch for a few days but now I’m like so horny video pilled I’m like wow the nut video with the sound on at the end of the tunnel is gonna b so worth it
@tofu_brat
One time I matched with someone on hinge who claimed to have invented that 👁️👁️! I mean I have no reason to disbelieve them but also we never actually got to the “proving u invented the meme” stage
@TommyKingXXX
Kinda psycho suggestion but you could occasionally take oxytocin before the gym so u trick your body into building like a euphoric positive association with it. Seen ppl talk about doing that for leg days specifically cuz they hate leg days (would never be me 😝)
I didn’t try this on and it’s too small for my biiiiig thiiick muscles! But I shoplifted it so no loss on my part!! Also didn’t realize that the back has a big 69 classic jersey style